Why can't VNs evolve beyond otaku pornslop and western games drenched in irony?

Why can't VNs evolve beyond otaku pornslop and western games drenched in irony?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    umineko is the deepest and most well written story of all time though?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I posted it because it is one of the few outliers
      if your VN has porn meant for erotic consumption it doesn't have artistic integrity

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Incel take. Having sex is part of the human experience and part of the greatest pieces of art ever made.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Having sex is part of the human experience
          So is taking a shit, yet it's not something sane people want to see scenes of

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if your VN has porn meant for erotic consumption it doesn't have artistic integrity
        Nah.
        Also Umineko is shit and CROSS†CHANNEL is high art.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day
        I agree with you partially but have a nice day regardless

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I posted it because it is one of the few outliers
      if your VN has porn meant for erotic consumption it doesn't have artistic integrity

      Umineko is extremely shit when it comes to writing. Anyone jerking off this troony garbage has never read a good novel in his entire life.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The prose indeed isn't very good but the writing overall is one of the best things the medium has to offer.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >one of the best things the medium has to offer
          That would be something like S;G or WA2, Umineko is just a bad mess.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >S;G
            The absolute state. How do you tards out yourselves so consistently?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Umineko isn't even a good story. Prose has nothing to do with it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's bad about it, exactly?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          In my opinion terribly handled themes, manipulative messages that rely on strawmen the entire time. Stupid chuuni tone throughout all of it but I could look past it if the themes were well written.

          Want an example? Ange EP4/8. Everything that has to do with her delusions or lack thereof is not done well. The cruel goats in EP4 calling her out at school are actually very reasonable classmates rightfully criticizing Ange for not doing her tasks. The entire dilemma about magic and shit surrounding Ange is, in truth, a very straightforward "maybe stop bullying the traumatized orphan everyday, buttholes" situation. Don't get me started on MUH INTELLECTUAL RAPE.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The most infuriating part would be Eva's redemption in EP8 when she pretty much should have gone to jail for how horribly she mistreated and carefully destroyed Ange. Seriously, reread EP4 and keep in mind that Ange fricking dies at the end of it due to Eva's deliberate setup. Just INSANE.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're absolutely correct. The attempt at rehabilitating Eva in the eyes of the reader was what I most disliked about the ending of Umineko. She's a despicable c**t of a person.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Umineko is incredibly lenient towards murderers and horrible people. There's a difference between not being obsessed with revenge and validating monsters who ruined many lives on purpose because THEY'RE ACTUALLY HUMAN THEY HAVE FEELINGS BRO

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Seriously, reread EP4 and keep in mind that Ange fricking dies at the end of it due to Eva's deliberate setup.
              I'd like to see you argue that in court.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is a book...

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's more than yours will ever be.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The cruel goats in EP4 calling her out at school are actually very reasonable classmates rightfully criticizing Ange for not doing her tasks.
            imagine being this moronic

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Alright, tell me how this is wrong. I remember their concerns and Ange's destructive autism being very legitimate.

              Or you could call me a loveless goat like every Uminekogay does when you criticize their bible.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >muh loveless goat
                no, I will just say that you're autistic if you think that any of that was "very reasonable"

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What did you expect from media illiterate speed readers?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Read the goat scene, which I'm referring to. They're just calling her out for not doing her fricking tasks.

                Even the screen you posted is really a bunch of semi legitimate complaints covered in dozens of *evil cackle* and other "I'm very evil in case the reader didn't notice" shit. They're cartoonishly evil, but that only makes the legitimate points stand out. R07 can only write strawmen.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the high school bullies are acting like bullies
                Wow! I am surprised!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's my point. R07 believes he tackled on themes of truth and escapism and delivered well written insights about it, when in truth he just wrote "evil bullies who cackle and act evil... are bad"

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >r07 believes he
                That's not the argument. Stop trying to push goalposts. Your claim was that the bullies were being reasonable and understanding when it's clear they weren't here(or earlier in the story for that matter. )
                I don't think you should talk about what his intentions are if you can't even read the basics of the story correctly.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Again, the goat scene is conflating MUH EVIL GOATS with reasonable criticism, which is what I'm referring to. It could be that it was always meant to be about how sneaky vicious school bully manipulate you with words, if you want. But if it is, then like I said, Umineko once again shoots itself in the foot by replacing the meat of the themes with "evil bullies are evil". Great story champ.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                How are you deliberately confusing an ELEMENT of the story with the MESSAGE of the story? The bullies are an element to the story in which causes Ange to go through mental duress. Even if you were to say that the bullies "were acting responsibly" (which was already proven wrong), it is still a middle schooler who lost THEIR ENTIRE FAMILY out of nowhere. It would make logical sense that Ange would be behaving irrationally and emotionally if they "were just being nice" but either way you are incorrect in your assessment. You can also oversimplify and generalize any piece of media to make it sound worse than it is. At least try to use a valid piece of criticism about the characters, the narrative, the setting, the motives etc. Here I will be the high school bullies in this situation, your posts are fricking trash and you need to do better.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You fundamentally misunderstand my point.
                The bullies being cartoonishly evil means we can't have this truth and escapism debate setup, because the obvious priority is "these are just insane monsters, regardless of the larger debate, so we're not addressing that debate at all when we're showing these guys"
                And the other scenario where the bullies actually have a legitimate point rather than just being evil bad guys still means they're portrayed as insanely evil which detracts the points they could be making.

                There's no winning with R07's juvenile writing style, really.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because your "point" has no validation or support for it.
                You are treating your interpretation of an element of the story as if it is the one true objective way to perceive it, which goes against the message of the story. IE, you didn't get it and speed read it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >carefully avoids addressing any of my points
                Yeah I figured as much.

                >He killed her in EP4.
                Things that never happened.
                >He tried to shoot her in 8 Trick Ending (no, that wasn't a legitimate defense reaction).
                He tried to hide behind cover because she was pointing a fricking gun at him. He made literally no hostile actions. He didn't even have a weapon on him, how could he have shot her back?
                You really can't think he might have had the Tokarev for the potential manufacturing of a situation where it looks like the Sumaderas massacred each other? It's one tool among many and he was clearly prepared for multiple eventualities. Ange was the one who immediately extrapolated that to her own death.
                Magic is a preferential method of thinking. You are choosing to think the worst of Amakusa.

                >He made literally no hostile actions. He didn't even have a weapon on him, how could he have shot her back?
                >You really can't think he might have had the Tokarev for the potential manufacturing of a situation where it looks like the Sumaderas massacred each other? It's one tool among many and he was clearly prepared for multiple eventualities. Ange was the one who immediately extrapolated that to her own death.
                >Magic is a preferential method of thinking. You are choosing to think the worst of Amakusa.
                He jumped at his gun to shoot Ange. Ange shot him before he could shoot. Reread the scene. The sniper was meant for the aunt, but he used the gun in that scene since he was forced to.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you blatantly misunderstand and misremember elements of the story that's not for me to refute. Scroll above and see how plenty of people have proven you wrong about how the bullies were nice and understanding.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He jumped at his gun to shoot Ange.
                No, he did not.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, definitely innocent behavior lmao. Quote the part where Ange knows he has a handgun in his pocket too, homosexual.

                But I guess we're supposed to believe the ending of EP4 with the stakes has no meaning at all and this entire scene is just bullshit.

                I'm not surprised, this is really the only way to make Umineko work. Rewrite it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                ESL doesn't understand basic wording and rewrites his posts. Your claim was "he jumped at his gun to shoot ange"
                You really are not doing yourself any favors by misrepresenting and changing the claim behind your posts in every response.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                "Man tries to not let himself be shot in the heart, this clearly implies guilt".
                He was trying to distract the cute little traumatized aristocrat so he could get out of CERTAIN DEATH, of course he's going to try to quick talk.

                Yeah I'm sure he was trying to just run. Not shoot Ange. Obviously jumping to cover would ensure his long term safety, it was surely a better move than trying to rush Ange and grab the gun from her. He clearly wasn't trying to frick with her aim so he could shoot first, no, he just thought jumping behind a wall would make Ange stop trying to murder him. He had no intent of using his gun!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >makes up another paragraph misrepresenting his claims that have already been disproven
                You didn't read Umineko

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                "Man tries to not let himself be shot in the heart, this clearly implies guilt".
                He was trying to distract the cute little traumatized aristocrat so he could get out of CERTAIN DEATH, of course he's going to try to quick talk.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, definitely innocent behavior lmao. Quote the part where Ange knows he has a handgun in his pocket too, homosexual.

                But I guess we're supposed to believe the ending of EP4 with the stakes has no meaning at all and this entire scene is just bullshit.

                I'm not surprised, this is really the only way to make Umineko work. Rewrite it.

                This ending was all in Ange's head while she was on the building the night before. The story transitions to magic ending which is the true ending. This is the only way you can explain how someone as paranoid as Ange can come to accept her shitty life.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He jumped at his gun to shoot Ange.
                No, he did not.

                The midwit doesn't know what they're talking about again! Imagine my surprise!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you aware that bullying is an extremely real part of japanese school culture and that bullies who are good at what they do always make a habit of pretending to be friendly and reasonable to cast doubt whenever a person of authority might investigate?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not the point here. R07 wrote a good story about bullying in Higanbana. Umineko doesn't want to be about bullying, it pretends to be about our relationship with truth and the past. But it's actually about a bunch of morons doing stupid shit.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The "point" is that Ange was tormented by others, but worse still she was tormented by herself. Yes she had a shitty upbringing, yes she had no friends and Eva failed to be the mother she needed and the world continues to puppet the corpses of her family in increasingly gruesome ways.
                But she can escape that. She can choose to believe better. She can rise above pessimism, release the suffocating grasp of the past, and move on with her life believing that her family could have been good people who loved her, and not murderous caricatures. She doesn't have to forgive her bullies, but she can forget them instead of letting them live in her head and heart, weaving macabre stories about massacring them with demons and the like.
                The morals that Umineko deals with is grief. The reality is that nothing about the Rokkenjima Massacre matters to Ange. It happened, it's done with, the past will not change regardless of truth. She could seek the final truth and die once she accepts it, or she could just think better of it and go do something else, anything else. Like become a writer and a philanthropist.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >she can escape that
                No. Not when you have dozens of men whose job is making sure you never get any social contact. Not when your alleged mass murderer aunt is doing everything she can to make you suffer. Not when the classmates are, according to you, cartoonishly evil bullies who flip flop between sneaky gaslighting about chores and telling Ange "LOL YOUR PARENTS DEAD THEY KILLED EVERYONE LMAOO".

                This isn't executed properly to give this legitimate internal arc you're talking about. At least not for me. It shoots itself in the foot at every turn. Erika is another example of a weird strawman. Either you're a magicgay or you're a cartoonish intellectual rapist.

                My biggest gripe is the trick ending being shown as the bad one when it's really just Ange finding out all these monsters want her dead and fighting back, instead of getting a free redo like in the Magic ending.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >My biggest gripe is the trick ending being shown as the bad one when it's really just Ange finding out all these monsters want her dead and fighting back
                Bro.
                She kills the closest thing she has to a friend out of pure paranoia from overthinking her situation.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're delusional. He was going to kill her. He killed her in EP4. He tried to shoot her in 8 Trick Ending (no, that wasn't a legitimate defense reaction). Notice how the only scenario where he doesn't try to kill her is if she gives her money to them.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He killed her in EP4.
                Things that never happened.
                >He tried to shoot her in 8 Trick Ending (no, that wasn't a legitimate defense reaction).
                He tried to hide behind cover because she was pointing a fricking gun at him. He made literally no hostile actions. He didn't even have a weapon on him, how could he have shot her back?
                You really can't think he might have had the Tokarev for the potential manufacturing of a situation where it looks like the Sumaderas massacred each other? It's one tool among many and he was clearly prepared for multiple eventualities. Ange was the one who immediately extrapolated that to her own death.
                Magic is a preferential method of thinking. You are choosing to think the worst of Amakusa.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Things that never happened
                Everything points at it. Just like Yasu is the would-be culprit based on the hints and mystery and narration, the white haired homosexual was going to murder Ange.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You could think that, or you could not think that.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not how it works. Umineko has rules, red truths and more. Narrator can't do whatever he wants. And so on. This is why we know for a fact how Yasu was going to be the culprit, that there is a bomb, and everything Will says in 7. This also includes the meaning of EP4 and the shooting scene in EP8.

                More straight forward: You can't just decide to ignore plot points to pretend Amakusa isn't a monster, just because it ruins the message and makes it look stupid. You're rewriting Umineko because these plot points are bad. Honestly the best admission of R07's hackery I've seen.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Red truth only works when you're creating a story. It doesn't apply to Ange's world. The meaning of EP4 is to not let your imagination consume you and forget to live your life, that anything going on that you haven't seen specifically might never have happened at all. The Trick ending is to not let your wild suspicions consume you and incite murderous disaster.
                The only reason to think that Amakusa means to kill Ange is because you choose to believe Okonogi and Amakusa are bad people ruled by money. Perhaps they are, perhaps they aren't. Perhaps you can even make a bayesian inference to assert it is more likely that they are than they aren't.
                But you cannot say it with absolute certainty.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The reason I believe Amakusa sniped Ange's ass is because EP4 shows everyone dying from "stakes" and then it cuts to black from Ange's perspective. And Amakusa has a sniper. And a suspicious gun. And tries to outgun Ange on the boat (unless you think he was just going to jump in the sea, lmao)

                Stop being delusional and accept the plot points R07 set up himself.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The reason I believe Amakusa sniped Ange's ass is because EP4 shows everyone dying from "stakes" and then it cuts to black from Ange's perspective.
                Congratulations, you have been bewitched. You should KNOW by now that Ryukishi is trying to guide your thoughts one way by portraying things in incomplete, preferential ways.
                Of course both options are possible. It's a blue truth. It's a choice, a call you're free to make. You simply choose violence and negativity, much like Ange does.
                Your truth is to always see the worst in people and never for a moment allow your guard to go down.
                You loveless intellectual rapist.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you're FORCED to pick the moronic theory and assume the narrator just randomly cuts to black and other bullshit for the story to not be abhorrent, then it's just a shit story.

                Picking the rational likeliest option makes the entire ending terrible. This isn't how you write a story.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                OR it's a fricking story about metanarratives and how the author gives information while the audience interprets it, either with or without love.
                Umineko is working on one level higher than you.
                I swear to god, some people work so fricking hard just to NOT THINK.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >story forces you 100% into a moronic theory that invalidates all the previous hints for no reason other than damage control for the terrible ending
                >criticize this
                >WOOO WHAT A GOAT I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE 4D CHESS WRITING

                Umineko is motte and bailey in novel form. Based nips not taking the bait.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                forces you 100% into a moronic theory that invalidates all the previous hints for no reason other than damage control for the terrible ending
                NTA anon but could you explain how?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have to disregard all obvious interpretations of Amakusa killing Ange in EP4 and trying to kill her in EP8 for the trick ending to actually be bad

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wait.....you're telling me that a story that is about interpreting media is allowing you to interpret it which is the entire concept of the fricking story?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're not allowed to interpret it as you want. Either you pick the "everyone is such a beautiful nice guy and it was all a misunderstanding", or you end up with Ange befriending murderous psychos, which is awful.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Either you pick "maybe everyone is actually nice" or you have Ange BECOMING a murderous psycho (in the name of self-defense, of course!).

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you pick "maybe this grown ass soldier Amakusa is a murderer", you end up with Ange's legitimate self defense move being portrayed as evil and paranoid. What a joke.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't have to interpret it that way. You can choose negativity and violence, as I said. You are allowed to say that Amakusa's perplexed expression was his astonishment at Ange being able to figure it out just from a gun. You can interpret her shooting the boatman as warranted, after all it's more likely that he's been bought off so he won't talk later.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                > You are not allowed to interpret THEORETICAL WAYS THAT EVENTS COULD'VE GONE THROUGH how you want when that's the point of Umineko.

                Fricking plebian, get filtered and go back to R3ddit for your source. What's the point of a mystery genre if you aren't able to interpret things how they appear to YOU?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can you even read, moron? My point is that you CAN'T choose what to interpret. That's why posters ITT are all trying desperately to push the stupid "it was all a misunderstanding" theory. Because if it's not, it makes both magic and trick end worse, because Ange befriends her murderers in the former and does nothing wrong in the latter, despite the narration telling you otherwise. Uminekogays NEED Amakusa to be a good boy.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tell me where its set in stone in Umineko that you CAN'T come up with your own fan theories? Holy shit turdface, that's the WHOLE POINT OF THE GENRE, ahahahahaha.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you genuinely underage? How hard is it to understand the issue isn't autistic theory crafting but the fact that one theory shits on the themes and make the story stupid?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Almost any theory regarding Rokkenjima incident are legitimately all right/wrong at the same time, they are all theories, not facts.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                But the reason "you believe" something has been proven wrong plenty of times in the thread.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Read the goat scene, which I'm referring to.
                I don't know which scene you're referring to since you've talked about "the cruel goats in EP4" despite the fact that the only scenes with Ange and the goats are in EP8, IIRC.
                >Even the screen you posted is really a bunch of semi legitimate complaints covered in dozens of *evil cackle* and other "I'm very evil in case the reader didn't notice" shit.
                No, it's the opposite, it's just classic passive-agrgresive bully rhetoric disguised as "legitimate complaints". As I've said, you just sound autistic.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                (also they're not "calling her out for not doing her fricking tasks", they're just seething because her low grades are lowering the class' average")

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Read the goat scene, which I'm referring to.
                I don't know which scene you're referring to since you've talked about "the cruel goats in EP4" despite the fact that the only scenes with Ange and the goats are in EP8, IIRC.
                >Even the screen you posted is really a bunch of semi legitimate complaints covered in dozens of *evil cackle* and other "I'm very evil in case the reader didn't notice" shit.
                No, it's the opposite, it's just classic passive-agrgresive bully rhetoric disguised as "legitimate complaints". As I've said, you just sound autistic.

                You're wasting your time anon, I already posted the evidence of her being bullied in the thread in video form and they are either too stupid or proud to admit that they are wrong.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The girls become goat shadows in EP4 at some point, and in this scene that completely villifies them they make decent points.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                still can't find which scene you're talking about
                https://lparchive.org/Umineko-no-Naku-Koro-ni/

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://youtu.be/778-dLnrOZo?si=cn3qpqbhBwpqJwV0
                7:11:00
                They sure seem nice here 🙂

                Can you show me where it vilifies them?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Goat sprites and mannerisms.

                still can't find which scene you're talking about
                https://lparchive.org/Umineko-no-Naku-Koro-ni/

                I'll search for it later if thread is still up. I remember that scene near the end of the school part.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh so you are saying that you again, have no fricking clue what you are talking about.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you trying so hard with posts containing so little? Honestly comes off as insecure.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you arguing for something you have no knowledge of? Honestly comes off as mentally incompetent.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Like I said, it's kinda pathetic how many times you keep name calling instead of discussing the actual work. How old are you dude? Get a grip.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Name calling? Do you think that someone who is blissfully ignoring evidence presented against them is a sign of anything else other than mental incompetence?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://lparchive.org/Umineko-no-Naku-Koro-ni/Update%20117/
                https://lparchive.org/Umineko-no-Naku-Koro-ni/Update%20118/
                At least try to use a compelling argument besides your own ignorance.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Like I said, it's kinda pathetic how many times you keep name calling instead of discussing the actual work. How old are you dude? Get a grip.

                Where is the name-calling here anon? And where did the words on the internet hurt you?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Spamming "YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MY CHINESE CARTOON BOOK YOU SPEEDREADER" like 10 times while refusing to discuss calmly is:
                1. Juvenile
                2. Pointless
                3. Makes you look a lot worse than anyone you call an evil speedreader. It's a book lmao, why so mad?

                I'll reiterate: for your sake, get a grip.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession anon.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, please stick with these kinds of oneliners. They make you look a little saner.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon you were losing an argument and cried about name calling on an anonymous image board. It just an objective truth that you do not and continue to not know what you are blabbering on about. Why do anything else?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where did I spam? That was my second post. You have posted more often (and incorrectly I might add). You have yet to post anything worthwhile to support your claims besides your already proven wrong memories.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well maybe you should read the story again since you dont know what you are talking about.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                How is "this group is meanies - Ange" disproving the fact that what they say in the goat scene is pretty reasonable?

                What's with the autistic filename? You can discuss without calling people names instantly, you know.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can't read file names either huh? Thanks for proving my point anon.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Magic is nothing more than a preferential method of thinking. Ange's lingering on the past brought her suffering, the world's insistence that her family must have been terrible psychopaths fed bad cognitive behaviors. The only themes and messages to be given by the end was that she should avoid pessimism, cynicism, and unnecessary doubt, especially when it certainly won't do her any good to indulge in those emotions.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              This is fine in principle. I just don't think Umineko crafted that in execution.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            ?si=cn3qpqbhBwpqJwV0
            7:11:00
            They sure seem nice here 🙂

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine being intellectually raped by ryukishi07. Bullies do shit like bullying because #1 they can #2 they don't get punished for it #3 they derive pleasure from hurting others in that manner. There's no logic behind bullying.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              There is logic behind storytelling. Faulty logic, when it comes to Umineko.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Right and the logic of bullies picking on someone who is ostracized from their group due to their weird and antisocial behavior makes logical sense. Glad we figured that out!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The person you posted don't quite understand how serious Japanese bullying can get to a point of murder or suicide.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://youtu.be/778-dLnrOZo?si=cn3qpqbhBwpqJwV0
            7:11:00
            They sure seem nice here 🙂

            Are they being nice and reasonable? Can you tell me when they are in the story?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funny meme, I upvote you kind sir!!!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You must be at least 18 etc

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      umineko isnt even a good vn. Maybe among english translated ones

      But japanese language vns have a whole iceberg to go through

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        you say this every time and when they get translated they turn out to be mediocre

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you want out of VNs, Anon?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      a more widespread variety of genres and aesthetics (99% of VNs are trapped within the manga/LN/anime spectrum and all the story and character archetypes they imply); deeper experimentation with the interactive format

      I play vns for the sex scenes

      why do you waste hours upon hours only to coom to a still image and shitty writing?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's hot

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why do you waste hours upon hours only to coom to a still image and shitty writing?
        Complete waste of time to play a vn if it doesn't even have porn in it. Just go read a book.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          are you also a woman who reads romance books full of shlock smut? people read to feel, to be captivated, to ponder and reflect; in other words, to savour the abstract aspects of life
          to see the most abstract medium as nothing but an outlet to bus' a nut makes you nothing but a flesh automaton who's a slave to their desires. you probably have room temperature IQ

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            4 gay guys looking at each other

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >telling someone to go read a book because they don't read VNs with porn
            What's next? Telling someone to watch a documentary because they like the game's setting?

            What the frick is wrong with these russki Black folk

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >telling someone to go read a book because they don't read VNs with porn
          What's next? Telling someone to watch a documentary because they like the game's setting?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            russian god puts gays in this thread in their place

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          VNs should have made books obsolete
          non-picture non-sound having garbage
          complete waste of time to read a book, just play a VN

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a more widespread variety of genres and aesthetics
        But we already have that.
        >99% of VNs are trapped within the manga/LN/anime spectrum
        Manga, LN and anime aren't genres.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Manga, LN and anime aren't genres.
          pedantics, you'd be delusional to think they aren't extremely similar in any way

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon you're confusing mediums with genres. The similarities exit mainly because they're influenced by the same Japanese culture and because they're targeting the same demographic.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are plenty of VNs that aren't what you are badly attempting to complain about.
        There are also many Adventure games like that too. Eastern and Western.
        No, I will not spoonfeed you in your thinly veiled recommendation thread.
        Yes, you may seethe.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        here OP, a lot of these games have gameplay and are in different genres. I personally recommend Hotel Dusk
        https://vndb.org/g350?f=&fil=&l=&m=1&s=24w
        https://vndb.org/g35?f=&fil=&l=&m=0&s=24w

        There are plenty of VNs that aren't what you are badly attempting to complain about.
        There are also many Adventure games like that too. Eastern and Western.
        No, I will not spoonfeed you in your thinly veiled recommendation thread.
        Yes, you may seethe.

        >No, I will not spoonfeed you in your thinly veiled recommendation thread.
        This isn't Ganker, Black person. You are allowed to give out recs and have recommendation threads

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          And? That means I should recommend to some lazy shit who can't even communicate properly and needs to do it behind 15 layers of irony?
          Why are you even mad? Felt personally insulted? Are you that same kind of moron?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You sound insufferable

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Unlike OP and you I am sure. You can just ask for recommendations normally next time. I doubt you actually have the capacity to learn anything considering your b***h tier response.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are throwing a tantrum over someone giving out a recommendation after smugly declaring you are going to "spoonfeed" and telling OP to seethe
                If casuals here really bother you, feel free to go back to /jp/ where your elitist circle are

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            wow you're a gay

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Speaking of Hotel Dusk. Never read second vn. How is it?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            more of the same. it's worth it i'd say.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can read Proust or any big Ganker book, you know. Its almost free and you'll get more surface-level references in movies, anime and other mediums.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    because writing good stories with massive differences depending on player interaction is a pain in the ass
    main reason picrel has no player choice, it would be fricking impossible to write otherwise

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    vnshit is not video games
    go to

    [...]

    and rpgay there

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I play vns for the sex scenes

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Read more VNs.

    Or go play old adventure western games. that's literally where VNs spawned from

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why can't R07shit evolve beyond otaku pornslop and western games drenched in irony?
    Fixed that for you. Good thing I played S;G first otherwise I would've dropped VNs altogether.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >S;G
      good bait

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >S;G
      Great VN

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    there is a niche of western text adventures, incredible small niche but nevertheless
    the problem? can be pretty gay
    i recommend inkle's sorcery, it's an honest adventure

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    cause vn's aren't games
    what more would you do with it?

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Casual eroge is its own market. When I play Yuzusoft games I do not expect a complex story with lots of twists, and if I got one I would actually be offended. That's why practically all Yuzusoft games are formulaic and reuse tropes from previous entries, it's completely intentional. The casual eroge space is mature and consistent because the products are consistent. You cannot have that with something like Umineko/Steins;Gate/Subahibi. Those works are extremely inconsistent in what the reader expects. Robotics;Notes sucked if you expected more Steins;Gate, even Steins;Gate 0 sucked if you expected more Steins;Gate. Games like Dies Irae are polarizing, meanwhile everybody that bought Senran Banka knew what they were buying.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      that is a pretty indepth reply. I guess the VN audience wants more or less safe consumption?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you are known to make decent casual eroge you have a lot of repeat customers. Yuzusoft games have been about the same quality since the mid 2000s because it is very easy to make consistent.

        In contrast, look at Nitroplus which puts out more serious complex stories, they've made a few outstanding games in the past like Saya no Uta, Steins;Gate, Full Metal Daemon Muramasa. For each of these great Nitroplus works, there's a dozen very mediocre ones that never become popular.

        There is a real business justification for running a company that pumps out a casual eroge every 2 years with an expected revenue. Most of the great VN works are either super risky, or labors of love by very small groups like 07th expansion.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    VNs have faded from relevance.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    uhh which one is a good start bros???

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      remove them all from your list and play Chiccha Love Apaato, there's a re-release on 26th

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      fata morgana (or tsukihime)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        not him but ill try this tomorrow. I dropped it 2 years ago

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Witch on the Holy Night then TsukiRe fan translation.

      Umineko will take a SHIT LOAD of time

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      play needy girl overdose because its #essential_transcore

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fata Morgana is only good if you're a woman

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      subahibi

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like I'm in the minority who genuinely enjoys visual novels for its narrative and nonlinear storytelling and despise the inclusion of sex scenes. I can understand having some to show character's backstory, but almost all of them are just there purely for fap material.
    Mahoyo is a good step in the right direction, have a great story featuring cute girls without needing any h-scenes.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mahoyo is 12 years old.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        28*

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        out of 10!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not H-scenes that are the problem, but them being inorganic. That's why Hollow Ataraxia's H-scenes are so much better than Stay Night's, they happen between people you know and who are in-universe lovers rather than the entire plot coming to a screeching halt because the creators were afraid that the reader would quit the VN if they didn't see sex every couple of hours.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >read ep4
    >get hit with the kinzo reveal
    The frick? So Krauss, Natsuhi, Nanjo and the eagled servants were LARPing this entire time? But why? Is anybody else in on it? Didn't Battler talk to him in ep2?
    I'm not touching ep5 until I come up with a plausible explanation for this shit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Magic, b***h, don't have to explain shit.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        homie it's frickin magic.

        Is what a BITCH would say!!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie it's frickin magic.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Magic is real
      t. Unironic magicgay.
      Accept magic into your heart. We're the secret boss faction. Mystery Black folk are low IQ zombie thralls who enslave themselves to tropes and expectations - literally.
      >secret faction
      You're about to meet the true enemy of skeptic faction soon. The meta faction.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't trust anything the witch shows you, it's all a lie!!!

      now get out of here before someone spoils you. you seem like the type of reader least deserving of having the mystery ruined

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't trust anything the witch shows you, it's all a lie!!!

      now get out of here before someone spoils you. you seem like the type of reader least deserving of having the mystery ruined

      Mysteries are a gay waste of time. Anon. I need you to repeat after me: Magic is REAL. Free yourself from this burden and your brain from those wrinkles.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >But why? Is anybody else in on it?
      Probably the one responsible for it, idiot.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you skip the entire episode 3? It was literally made for people like you.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not reading that shit unless my dick gets hard

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it depends do you like femdom?

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is more annnoying? Uminekogays or Disco Elysium gays?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      people who post redditjak gays.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I loved both but the best written game is Sunless Sea, though I can't say if the latest game released by that writer is better because I haven't played it yet.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because if you can write a story like that you'll probably have better luck simply writing a book and reaching a more receptive audience this way. VN readers are composed of either coomers or morons who think titles like Wonderful Everyday are something more than just random pseudo intellectual garbage so there's simply no point in trying to deliver something that is actually good.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >vn thread
    When does this game get good

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gaem

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only VNs I like are Ace Attorney, Snatcher, Policenauts, and Hotel Dusk.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Read S;G.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >

      are you also a woman who reads romance books full of shlock smut? people read to feel, to be captivated, to ponder and reflect; in other words, to savour the abstract aspects of life
      to see the most abstract medium as nothing but an outlet to bus' a nut makes you nothing but a flesh automaton who's a slave to their desires. you probably have room temperature IQ

      >are you also a woman who reads romance books full of shlock smut? people read to feel, to be captivated, to ponder and reflect;
      I do all that when I fall in love with a e-girl and become aroused

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Umineko is neither of those. Do you actually read VNs?

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    anime was a mistake

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >posts a non-pornographic LN with no irony

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Waifus sell, people don't give a frick if it doesn't have waifus or attractive characters in general.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I read Umineko or Tsukihime?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Umineko. Now get out of here.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick, wrong reply

      Correcto:

      uhh which one is a good start bros???

      -->

      Witch on the Holy Night then TsukiRe fan translation.

      Umineko will take a SHIT LOAD of time

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        How did I manage to frick up the correction???

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tsuki is quite underwhelming. It's a slightly less hackneyed take on the same formula and energy as FSN. The poster child of a raw prototype that was okay with taking risks and upsetting people. The unpolished WN that becomes the sanitized LN.
      Umineko is just a good VN. As in better than Tsukihime. If you're not willing to read Higurashi before umi then you might as well just read Tsuki
      The best experiences, like Alternative, require prep work. Umi is no exception.
      >umi isn't a direct sequel you don't have to read higu
      It IS a direct sequel and you MUST read Higu and at least the bible

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Umineko is great but really fricking long. Don't listen to the other poster, you don't need to read Higu. But you should have read some Agatha Christie and the Bible
      Tsukihime is interesting, but you should probably read FS/N first. It's more chuuni, has more action and has bigger plot twists. It's longer too, but it's also more fast paced. Personally I liked Tsuki more, but it's less polished and more introspective. Tsuki-R hasn't adapted the best parts of Tsukihime yet.

      uhh which one is a good start bros???

      Depends on what you want.
      Needy Girl Overdose is only a couple of hours and is more of a videogame than a VN; it doesn't even have much reading, so you just get a few endings in an hour or two whenever you feel bored.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tsukihime because it's much shorter and pretty straightforward since it doesn't try to throw cryptic bullshit at you like Umineko does
      Also Umineko's story borrows a lot from Tsukihime

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Also Umineko's story borrows a lot from Tsukihime
        Hahahahahahahahaa

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice argument, moron

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Also Umineko's story borrows a lot from Tsukihime
        lmao

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice argument, moron

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      People still make threads about Umineko. People don't make threads about any other VN. Make of that what you will

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should read Higurashi though. Only reason not to is that Umineko might seem a little mid in comparison.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really wish there were more action oriented VNs out there. I remember reading through Dengeki Stryker and then getting kinda sad that there wasn't anything else out there quite like it. It'd be really cool to see some magical girl ones or some more mecha ones that aren't like, horror adjacent, too.
    They could already exist and I could just be totally missing them because I'm blind as frick, but most of what I find seem to be either romance, horror or porn VNs.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    but I like clannad

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only furshit games are unironic

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Umineko is only good after you've read the manga

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why can't blah blah blah
    Already did.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Counter point: Magic IS real.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Prove it

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Will saw magic outside the chapel. Will had the detective's authority. The magic was not a vision of someone he was interrogating
          The same magic appears in the finale of Higurashi
          Both uses of localised temporal manipulation are associated with (Fred)Rika Bernkastel
          Higurashi cannot be explained without magic as Rika knew about the slippery tile.
          These observations prove a number of things
          1. Magic exists in higurashi
          2. Rika has magic
          3. The same magic exists in Umineko
          4. Rika and Fredrika Bernkastel use the same magic, share the same name, worship as priestesses
          5. Rika is Bern
          6. Featherine is Hanyuu
          7. Umineko is a direct sequel to Higurashi and anyone suggesting you read Umi first should be shot dead.

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is a glorified book so pricy though?

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trying to finish BS2.
    Frick birbs.
    Love me Dorothy and Lorina
    Also shilling Baldr Sky because it's fricking 2D DMC with make-a-combo and mechs.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    After reading Umineko not so long ago the reveal seems like the biggest wack that only possible under shit tone of circumstances. And even game itself tells you if you change even one detail the whole shit is collapsed on itself. Because of this I see why shit like Rosatrice exist. In fact, I'm inclined to believe that Krauss being the culprit is more likely than this whole thing.

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What visual novels have natural h-scenes rather than "how do we make people buy our game? porn"
    I like porn, don't get me wrong, but as I grow into my 30s I find myself more into the writing/contextual side of erotica rather than just the fap value and I feel like so many visual novels miss a huge opportunity there where games are just either entirely porn, or the game has an abrupt h-scene at the end of a route just to encourage people to play.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Swan Song

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't you like H scenes? Don't you have sex?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's fine for a VN that serves solely as a vehicle for porn but if the focus is on a story that I'm actually invested in the only thing h scenes do is waste my fricking time, they're usually not even good enough to fap to anyway

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >play YU-NO
      >get to the other world
      >protag's wife dies
      >protag is devastated because he feels responsible for it happening
      >not even a week later he fricks some random b***h in the oasis without a second thought
      >this is all after he and his daughter almost died in the desert
      >eventually ends up fricking his own daughter that conveniently has matured far faster than humans do
      These scenes actually made the story worse

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://seacats.net/teaparty/res/44.html

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      IM NOT CLICKING THAT

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why can't VNs evolve beyond otaku pornslop and western games drenched in irony?
    VNs evolved into those things, like how animals keep evolving to crabs. In the 90s you had a ton of experimentation that dried out in the following decades. The early 00s benefited the most from this where all the now big name visual novels got to take advantage of this new creative space pioneered by the previous era of creators. It's similar to how blockbuster movies came from the New Hollywood wave. And just like in the film industry, this lead to stagnation and a tunneled focus on safe commercial products over risk taking.

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will be honest with you, I liked Umineko up until ep5 where they started to shift their focus from Rokkenjima to Meta-World and stopped the usual murder mystery formula
    I liked ep7 the most because it was purely focusing on Rokkenjima and had little to no focus on the Meta-World and Ange (outside of the tea party), and Willard is actually competent unlike Battler

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has to do with the fact that 1-4 are where you are supposed to be gathering hints and think about the mystery, while 5-7 are basically crosschecking and receiving more background information that you couldn't really know otherwise - and finally 8 is really just about the message of the VN

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That bewildered look on Amakusa's face when his scheme was exposed. That was pretty good.

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Umineko is shit and only liked by some very loud EOPs, japs hated it.

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish joe played this game, it would be so fricking funny

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      who? am I supposed to know which eceleb this is?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        witcher 3 video guy

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          ...I saw your beato image and assume you were going to make a joe mama joke and I thought I should play along....

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I thought that too Georgie

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he literally got filtered by the Steam store page's screenshots kek

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Really? Any sauce? moron got filtered by baby's first murder mystery (Danganronpa)

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          ?t=2204

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            cheers anon
            He somehow ALWAYS has the wrong takes

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              what he says after that clip is somehow even more moronic https://youtu.be/iWlp4ba9dtk?list=PLIUsXWF1inYsc4XGZT-nWhgndVts6dZoY&t=14941

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Classic

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That fricking stuttering hamster always makes my blood boil.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            cheers anon
            He somehow ALWAYS has the wrong takes

            I've said it before but I think it's clear he doesn't enjoy certain japanese games (and that's fine) but he acts like a huge gay about it. There's nothing wrong with having preferences but he comes off across as consistently shitty with a lot of his sperg rants basically being
            >Why does a japanese game set in japan having japanese things like maid cafes and mikos

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is though
      Feb 29th

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Been a while ever since I saw a Umineko thread on Ganker where people actually discuss what's written

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      But half of this thread has just been an anon who is arguing against the story based on their own faulty memory? I guess that irony is lost on them.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Better than getting flooded by schizos or making it about troonery.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd rather discuss the story with people who have actually read it, you're welcome to go back to being a schizo troony.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not the one who is arguing with you. The threads have been in a terrible state for a while, so I'm glad to see it's pretty decent today.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Am I a schizo if I believe the Sayo is Ikuko interpretation?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes but I was thinking about schizos who spam the thread because they have a hateboner for umineko

            [...]
            [...]
            But being flooded by schizos or making it about troons isn't talking about it either you dumb Black person

            That's the point

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      But half of this thread has just been an anon who is arguing against the story based on their own faulty memory? I guess that irony is lost on them.

      Better than getting flooded by schizos or making it about troonery.

      But being flooded by schizos or making it about troons isn't talking about it either you dumb Black person

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    umi shitcords aren't real posters

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because that's what people play visual novels for, dummy.

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    LOL lmaoooooooooo

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i imagine you fat and disabled just like the rest of you from that shircord shithole, umi/higu special needs

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    are you bombarding me with blue truths hoping that one of them lands? I'm afraid I am neither of those things you listed. You can however call me a clown because I take pride in it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh yes you're you special care kid

      [...]

      you and your other disabled friends will get polio

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        why deny the truth, italianon?

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The presentation in the recent Nasu rewrites of Tsuki have been really good.

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    would you the original form of beatrice?

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bern's Purple Statements is the only good part of Umineko

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta admit I'm a little jealous of people who read Umineko. I tried to give it a fair shot but I quit after chapter 2; Chapter 1 was great (aside from Maria, I fricking hated her) and Chapter 2 was also extremely intriguing regarding what the frick was happening. I definitely would have read on but it was written by Ryukishi so I didn't have any faith in him delivering on the set-up of Chapter 2, especially not after coming from Higurashi and hating the reveals there. Chapter 1 (retroactively ruined by Chapter 6), Chapter 2, and Chapter 5 were phenomenal; thankfully 2 & 5 were isolated enough from everything else that they could work as their own thing so it wasn't ruined.
    The latter park of the story (or when the story actually picks up) seems to be really interesting but his needless focus on creating mystery hurts the overall product by increasing the length of his work, turning it into a bloated behemoth, but also by creating a jarring and drastic tonal shift. He also constructed the story as he went which isn't great. I don't get the idea of creating 2 disparate parts to a VN when each part is already so winding.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can see a clear change in the trajectory of the story when the cowriter/Ryukishi's best bud died. I wonder how the story would have progressed if he hadn't.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the cowriter
        Why the hell has the story surrounding BT gotten so weird? BT wasn't a fricking writer, he was nothing but a scripter who put the VNs together.
        Yes he was Ryukishi's best friend, and first in line as far as his beta readers went, but BT was NOT a "cowriter". Any change in direction is from R07's grief over his passing, not a change in talent or the writer's pen.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only read up to Chapter 2 so my experience shouldn't have been impacted given that the supposed co-writer was still around at that time, no? Still, Umineko was set up just like Higurashi where questions is a bunch of mystery for the sake of mystery and answers is a bunch of sloppy answers to the mystery with the actual story tacked on. I don't think the co-writer's death had much impact at all; the lack of an editor, however...

        >Chapter 2 was also extremely intriguing regarding what the frick was happening. I definitely would have read on but it was written by Ryukishi so I didn't have any faith in him delivering on the set-up of Chapter 2
        And you were right on that, but it's all about the journey.
        If anything I can tell you that no future chapter retroactively shits on a previous one, though you could argue the resolution doesn't deliver as hard as it should and if you are in for the mystery then you will most certainly find it unsatisfying as hell.

        >And you were right on that, but it's all about the journey.
        I'm sad I didn't get to experience Ange's journey because I think I would have really enjoyed it. Sadly, the whole simulation nonsense had to get mixed in with it. Chapter 2 felt off, which was a similar feeling to Chapter 2 in Higurashi where we just start the story, with no explanation as to how things are back to normal. My fears were founded then so I didn't want a repeat in Umineko, hence I dipped.
        >no future chapter retroactively shits on a previous one
        Do you mean that the answers arc doesn't dedicate an entire chapter to revisiting a chapter from the questions arc? Chapter 6 in Higurashi might have absolutely ruined Chapter 1 for me but Higurashi also provided us with Chapter 5; I was a little let down with Chapter 2s ending, finding the villain to be worse than an alternative, with explanations given to be very weak. Oh boy was I ecstatic when I found out that my criticisms were actually perfectly explained away in Chapter 5. I didn't know how answers worked at the time but I had an amazing time with Chapter 5, which is a shame that Umineko doesn't provide that sort of experience, even if it might retroactively ruin other moments.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Do you mean that the answers arc doesn't dedicate an entire chapter to revisiting a chapter from the questions arc?
          The closest thing is Ep7 vaguely answering to unsolved questions from Ep1 to Ep6's colored truth debates and Kinzo backstory. You can get more detailed answers in the manga if you care about it.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You can get more detailed answers in the manga if you care about it.
            I'm aware of the existence of the manga but most posters in Umineko threads act like it doesn't and shouldn't exist.
            Again, I've only read the first 2 chapters so I can't exactly focus on the themes of the latter portion of the story but looking up the answers to the murders in Chapter 1 & 2 is fricking insulting. I was sold on Umineko being a love letter to the golden age of murder mystery but what I get instead is a story that shits all over the mystery genre's rules and conventions, with extreme contrivances and chicanery through the use of confabulation. It's frankly appalling; no wonder both author and fans want to sweep that shit under the rug.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uu

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Chapter 2 was also extremely intriguing regarding what the frick was happening. I definitely would have read on but it was written by Ryukishi so I didn't have any faith in him delivering on the set-up of Chapter 2
      And you were right on that, but it's all about the journey.
      If anything I can tell you that no future chapter retroactively shits on a previous one, though you could argue the resolution doesn't deliver as hard as it should and if you are in for the mystery then you will most certainly find it unsatisfying as hell.

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I play umineko with the old sprites?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      jp has dl links for the originals on their 07th Expansion general.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      07th mod or Umineko Project. Both have easy tutorials on their website.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >old sprites
        >umineko project
        moron

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Old sprites could be PS3 sprites

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's cheaper and easier to publish a book or as weebs like to call them light novel.

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw only moron subhumans hate this series.
    >tfw they have literally no proof otherwise other then deliberate misquotes and being full fricking moron.
    >tfw they won't stop even though they have proven themselves legally moronic

  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >and western games drenched in irony
    Huh? That's true. Why is western VNs drenched in so much irony?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the west it's not socially acceptable to normalgays to like VNs or anime without extremely high levels of irony. Western VN authors are always desperate to pretend they're not like those other (Japanese, low-status) VNs.

  58. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    westoid shit is shit no question about that, but anyone talking about or using umineko images in 2024 is mentally ill.
    Even shitposters use better content and have moved on, its just mental illness at this point. They invested so much time into reading this slop that the denial hit so hard they're spending their entire lives on it now.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what, do vns have fricking sell-by dates now? can't talk about em past a certain arbitrary time length?

  59. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    rosatrice was kino and better than the official theory
    yes i will always be mad

  60. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is nobody addressing the shameful attempt to redeem ev*

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eva was never evil, she was just a neurotic b***h who couldn't deal with her trauma

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        She killed a 17 year old and gloated about it.

        Yet you point out an account that's clearly a troony, you troon obsessed literal moron homosexual lmao, better stop enjoying everything trannies do so you don't end up castrated lmao! Imagine having a mental breakdown when you can't understand the purpose of a plot.

        Not the first anon. Also please read your posts again, you're completely unhinged.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are losing it anon, take your meds.

  61. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    umineko is not japanese, it is virtually western(by the fans' own admissions") and nu-western pozzed slop at that
    a single look at pic related tells you all you need to know about umineko and the kind of "people" it attracts

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not a fan of judging a work by its fanbase but Umineko's is especially egregious.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        > It has western aesthetics and inspiration.
        > Therefore its western slop.
        > Made by a Japanese???
        > TRANNIES LIKE IT REEE!!!

        Trannies like beer, trannies like your call of doowdies, trannies like your animu and vidya. You are a troony aren't you? TRANNIES! REEE!!!!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly I'm thinking about people like you when I say "egregious fanbase", way before the troons.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yet you point out an account that's clearly a troony, you troon obsessed literal moron homosexual lmao, better stop enjoying everything trannies do so you don't end up castrated lmao! Imagine having a mental breakdown when you can't understand the purpose of a plot.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      they/xir/>she also likes your favourite game, I guess you have to hate it now!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are there so many anons who like to get mad for no reason?

  62. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn’t umineko as long as the bible?

  63. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look up Cooking Companions.

  64. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Trannies play Umineko, a game in which a person with fricked up genitals proceeds to lose it and cause the death of many
    >They somehow love it
    Another example that proves those who lie so much they deceive themselves can warp anything to their taste.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yasu didn't kill anyone

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        she did lay out rifles for the adults to snatch up.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          yasu didn't kill anyone

          Nothing happened on the island besides it exploding up, they all played a longcon prank on Ange.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's responsible for planning a murder and facilitating it by telling everyone about the bomb and everything.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The massacre would have happened even without Yasu's involvement. This is proved by what happens in Lion's fragment in Episode 7

  65. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >umitrannies aren't real chud, you're a shizo11!!!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      how autistic do you have to be to make a collage like that?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Thinking that autist is an insult on Ganker
        >Talking shit about screencaps on Ganker
        have a nice day Black personhomosexual

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          seethe more

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            back to discord

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So are Narutotrannies, Onepiss trannies and so on, what's your fricking point?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I miss digi

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anons will seethe at this but it's true that there's a much bigger bulk of trannies in this fanbase than almost any other big game. Except Celeste maybe

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does liking Silence of the Lambs make you a troony?

  66. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UMITRANNIES ARE NOT REAL THEY ARE JUST A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >going on reddit
      I think we found the umitroony.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I literally had to look for a while to find the trans reference. You are mentally ill homie, unironically. Seek help.

  67. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because you can't one up baldr sky

  68. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Read TsukiRE
    >Arc route pretty okay, burgerdate/10
    >Okay, time for boring as frick Ciel route
    >Ciel route has the best version of Arcueid
    >New characters like Noel and Mario which fleshes out the Church
    >Cat fights
    >New e-girl vamp
    >End of EVA ending
    >Hybrid vamp shiki
    >Become bros with Roa
    >Defeat God
    What the frick?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to Type Moon powercreep, everything is over the top and feels like bullshit.
      Roa moment was the only salvageable part in hours of that shit.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry but I loved it aside from no become Arcueid's underling bad end.
        Will be nice to read the "low level" version in far side in 2030 though.
        But I doubt it, Arcueid hinted at turbid water at the mansion, the doctor isn't explained why she has dead apostle blood vaccines, and Nasu wants to bring back Nero, welcome to another ride of over the top ROUTES friend.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Powercreep? That's more like a power jump. Powercreep is a slowburn effect where everything ramps up after each fight.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      most of the game was written pre 2015, Nasu then locked it away to focus on FGO and only took it back out after 2020 to finish things off
      It's incredibly tonally inconsistent because of htat

  69. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ryukishi slop
    >good

  70. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    SMALL BOMBS IN THE FOOD
    I refuse to explain

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  71. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why has the genre that's bottom of the barrel in all categories not evolved
    It evolved at the inception of vidya. CYOA books became actual vidya of all genres, from RPG to FPS. Then some hacks went "hey remember CYOA books? I bet we could make bank hiring the bare minimum and selling it as porn", and then we got VNs.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      > CYOA books.

      Text adventure games were one of the first computer adventure games you fricking idiot, remember zork and the like?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but in Zork you're generally trying to figure out what to do to solve a puzzle by typing shit into the parser while in a CYOA all the choices are listed for you and you have to figure out the best one so it's a different experience

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's literally cyoa with additional an time wasting puzzle

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Evolved
      More like killed off. Audiences wanted big flashy games with high definition graphics and little substance instead of something ambitious like Fabled Lands. There are barely any video games with the same feel as 80s gamebooks aside from direct adaptions. RPGs sure but the vast majority of RPGs don't use dice rolls the way gamebooks did and generally play differently. FPS games? no fricking way.

  72. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one died, it was all an insurance scam for Eva that simultaneously let the rest of the family run away on boats with the gold. Battler was supposed to go pick up Ange but fell in the water.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That explains the whole "i'm gonna fall i'm gonna fall" foreshadowing

  73. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2024
    >Still no phase 2

  74. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did nothing wrong

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >#1 profile pic of umineko troony audience
      it's so over for bern

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You think I give a frick about what troons like?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          bernsister, don't be mad, it's just suspicious considering the company you hang around...

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you let any group of people dictate what you should like or dislike, you are a little b***h.

  75. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Auntie Rosa

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