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Why can't you Gankercels just be happy for once in your miserable lives?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what if shitting on it makes me happy? riddle me this nigman

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what if shitting on it makes me happy?
      Mainly indicates your a worthless brainlet zom zom who shits on everything because you've been doing a faux sarcastic inner voice every since you saw a brain dead millennial streamer do it about ice cream and were dead impressed at how wise and old they they seemed

      I thought Silent Hill 2 was shit.

      Weak b8 but6 good trollio effort for a zom zom, tard/10

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Silent Hill 2 was shit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fell for Ganker contrarianism meme
      Leave this site, it will improve your life.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are a fricking bot, have a nice day

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its gameplay is shit, in the sense that is perfunctory, not actively aggravating. A step down from the first game as a survival horror game. Fortunately it excels in other areas.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      SH2 is an awful fricking travesty of a game no one should ever play, with some of the best atmosphere, writing, symbolism and pacing of any piece of media to ever exist. I would consider it torturous to be forced to play that game, but its strengths are undeniable, especially when put in context with the rest of the series.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        this isnt the silent hill subreddit, you aren't going to get upvotes for exaggerating your opinion about the game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thinking about my playthrough of SH2 was such an incredible experience. Actually sitting down and playing through a bit of it right now is painful.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly don’t have high hopes it’ll be a good remake
    I wish they would just port every game to modern platforms instead

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So basically, having quality standards is bad. That aside, with the effort Blooper put on all those changes and "modernization" for new audiences, I don't get why don't they make their own game instead of a remake of a beloved game.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    > noooo i need everything to be positive because my life is a suicidal depressive mess so if people on the internet say something negative i will have a TOTAL MELTDOWN HOW DARE YOU NOT BE A SHILL LIKE MEEE

    I wish reddit users died.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If something sucks I'm not going to lie to myself or anyone else. That's a sick and insane way of living. Faux positivity, faux idealism, and faux virtue are nothing more than empty, self-indulgent poison and I will NOT drink it.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >critics defending the creative integrity of original works are "anti art vultures" but cashgrab remakes made by hacks are good
    peak reddit goyslop consumerism

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      why does he hate the pyramid head

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        My guess is simply that he didn’t want him to become a mascot-type character, which is so common for just about any iconic character design from a Japanese property. It kind of woobifies him.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          horror characters becoming mascot-tier is common in general

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Difference between iconic and mascot. PH obviously meant a great deal to him from a narrative standpoint, and he probably thinks PHs impact feels cheapened when portrayed as things other than what he is in SH2.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        My guess is simply that he didn’t want him to become a mascot-type character, which is so common for just about any iconic character design from a Japanese property. It kind of woobifies him.

        He has stared into the horrors of Dead by Deadlight

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if they kill pyramid head in opening of 2make.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >female pyramid head emasculates pyramid to show Mary's anger at being killed
        >girlpower moment

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking kek. Still better than original homecoming idea though.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >UH NUH-UH STOP BEING CYNICAL WHILE IM SHITTING ON YOUR PLATE, YOU DONT KNOW IF ITS GOOD YET

    Reminder that the remake is ONLY getting funded to push some homosexual's Silent Hill movie.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NNNO YOU CAN'T ENJOY THINGS STOP IT IT MAKES ME SEETHE AND RAGE

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gamers are happy, with the original Silend Hill 2, if they remake it and stick to the source material then it will be loved, if it's poorly made and full of woke shit it will be hated.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >RAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHH I WORKED SO HARD FOR KONAMI-SAMA TO LET ME SHIT ON YOUR PLATE FOR YOU, APPRECIATE HOW MUCH WORK I PUT INTO MY MASTERPIECE OF SHIT!!!!!

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The RE2 remake was very well-received. If the remake is actually good, then people will like it. It's as simple as that.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ???
      What does RE have to do with this?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The premise, as presented in the reddit post:
        >Silent Hill 2 has been deified, therefore no matter how good the remake is, people will be mad about it.
        Resident Evil 2 is a game which was similarly "deified" and called one of the greatest games of all time. It's also pretty similar in genre, so the comparison is very easy to make. RE2 was remade, and it was well-received, because it was a good remake.
        So the idea that a game can be too good for a remake to be well-received is wrong. If the SH2 remake is good, then people will like it. If it's complete shit, then people will hate it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Capcom worked on the RE2make. Blooper Team (lol) is working on the SH2make

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah. And it's gonna be complete shit. And the reddit post is trying to deflect criticism by claiming it'd be outright IMPOSSIBLE to make a game people will like, but that's obviously not true: you just have to make a good game.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You forgot 2 things. REgays are subhumans who eat absolutely everything CAPCOM shits out; and that they were asking for a RE2 remake since the original RE1 remake came out so they all literally nutted in their pants when it was announced.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            And because it was fricking great.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              What was fricking great?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                RE2make was remembered fondly because it was great on its own legs, didn’t compromise the legacy of the original, and was different enough that both will be remembered for all time.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                And? It's clear you didn't read my post and I'm not in the mood to engage with these ChatGPT-tier replies.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I had a stroke and misread your post, my bad.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >leddit
    rangeban the usa

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      American site. Ban the rest of the world.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This dude is seriously writing a thesis on something that hasn't even fricking happened yet but has the temerity to call anyone an outrage merchant.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, I don't read screenshots of reddit posts, not do I read reddit-spaced garbage.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Prediction: series first new game in a decade will be scrutinized more than normal
    And you guys try to say redditors aren't smart.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe you shouldn't have wanted EVERYTHING to become political in the first place. You got it and are still unhappy because it's not the politics YOU want.

    We just wanted to play video games in peace and not worry about modern day politics, but NOOOOO... You have to inject your BS libtard shit into everything now.

    So no. If we no longer get peace YOU no longer get peace.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the post is a screencap from reddit, he can't hear you

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        grandpa's screaming at the tv again, just leave him alone.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Grandpa's the only moron who hates remakes

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The prediction doesnt matter because it wont be good.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    just wanted to stop in and let you know I ain't readin all that shit

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why can't you Gankercels just be happy for once in your miserable lives?
    I will be when if and when that day comes, I'm not forcing it.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remakes of good games are pointless

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's time to watch some actual psychological horror and stop clinging to awfully acted shitty games
    >the acting is shit because they're supposed to be awkward!
    OMG you're so right! acting awkward is totally the same as awkward acting!

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    happiness is a coping mechanism for npcs that can't handle adversity

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >toxic positivity virtue-signaling karma farm reddit thread #982521

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be happy when there are no more israelites.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am willing to bet they totally neglected to mention that 99% of all remakes are complete shit in their extended rant.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    not reading all that, gonna assume he's getting angry in advance of the negative reception to the shit remake (probably paid off as well)

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me more about the male genital mutilation imagery in The Room.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one cares about your westaboo shit.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    and what kind of replies did this totally not paid shill get for this post?

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    These games always sucked. Its the same shit as MGS and resident evil. I'll never understand how people like these games. It's Asians trying to tell american-like stories with whatever puzzle and lack of resources gameplay. Also if any MGS gays read this, tell me the story because it's honestly horrsbit and you can't.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are the ones that are moronic, moronic, pill prescribed actual mental defectives, the trolls and baiter and there are just the actual thick McFricks like you where people just stop and wonder how the frick did you even make it to literacy without being bullied into self awareness. You and your opinion are garbage and don;t matter. Turns out in the end the thing that was shit was (you)

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is literally no indication whatsoever that this remake could even potentially be good, so why the frick would I believe otherwise when even the developers are outright saying it will be a mess?

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remakes are hilarious. Don't play slop, so not my problem, but it makes me giggle when you looks through a game franchise catalogue and every game is called the same thing.
    >bro Modern Warfare 2 10 sucks, it's nothing like Modern Warfare 2 3. Modern Warfare 2 5 was okay, and Modern Warfare 2 7 is probably the 3rd best. Modern Warfare 2 6 and 2 4 are literal dogwater tho never play them skeet skeet.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    After playing The Medium I can safely say Bloober Team is made up of moronic eurogay dipshits and anything they make can be written off immediately.

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