why cant you release eggs?

why cant you release eggs?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CHARIZARD is pro-birth

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rent free. Mentally ill.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tell that to Game Freak

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am a mammal, but not a monotreme mammal.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because of the damn Unova supreme court

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Just hatched pokémon can go die in the wildlife for all that matters
      Bless Unova

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They don't die, they just shrink.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don't be ridiculous
        They'll be shot before even reaching the wild

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you gotta eat them all

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i dont have a cloaca

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because my lopunny's psuuy is too narrow, i'm really gentle with her
    Because it's implied that eggs primarily need the trainer's embrace/love/kindness/whatever to hatch, and sending it off to some rando (or just plopped in a forest somewhere unhatched), far away from both you and the mother probably isn't good for the baby.

    TL;DR: ethics.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >and sending it off to some rando
      You mean what happens if you refuse the egg or trade it?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry OP, I dont watch boxing 🙂

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    To punish breedcucks even more.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I assume it's illegal if you make your pokemon breed you have to take responsibility and hatch the egg

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine some kind of Yoshi pokemon you could give unwanted eggs to, to use as projectiles

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dragapult already uses their stillborn children as projectiles

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pokemans value life at conception

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >until they born
      lmao such a fricking hypocrite

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pokemon are fully capable of self sustainability since birth

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Unovan elites want more unwanted eggs trainers can't take care off so they can be given up and sold into a black market

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You should able to sell them.

    What's the harm?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're not subtle, OP.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There should be an exception to not being able to release eggs in the case of bad IVs, I'm sure both sides can agree on that.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon is a utopian setting.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ethics, the same why you shouldn't abort.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The same why you can't breed

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to cook the eggs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >duck eggs
      Discussing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        some chickens lay white eggs

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I meant their size/shape not the colour

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How does he get out?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He has to eat ALL the eggs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's a trapdoor and an underground tunnel leading to a nearby building.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He has to eat ALL the eggs.

      his fort is truly a prison
      what a tragedy

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope women lose all their rights

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    to troll idiots who keep multiple boxes filled with eggs

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because humans are mammals and mammals dont give birth to eggs

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Raping my pokemon and then raping my pokedaughter and forcing them both by law to hatch all the moronic incest pokeoffspring

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Being forced to hatch an egg and then falling into debt because unovan pokecenters are for profit and charge you just for touching your child

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