Why did Engage become such a lolcow? How could it have been avoided?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    can you say that again but in English

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >zoomer is too young to know what a lolcow is

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      boomer old enough to know how moronic you sound when you call a game a ‘lolcow’

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its a real FE unlike three trannies with all its drama for women
    Im glad the women and troons stayed away from it, its amazing how stark the difference was between 3 homos release and chad engage release
    Fem brains that only care about le waifus and husbandoes vs Men that actually like FE and just want simple self insert and good battles

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Its a real FE unlike three trannies with all its drama for women

      Guess the devs agreed with you cause apparently morally grey characters were too complex, back to green dragon good, purple dragon bad lmao
      Also talking about waifu and husbandos when Engage has way more fanservice is hilarious but yeah if you ignore 80% of it I guess Engage is decent

      TH finally started to get FE back on track despite its flaws and IS had to ruin everything with this clown game, can't believe actual adults validated such garbage story, characters, narration and ost

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like morally gray characters when done well
        3H did not do them well at all
        So Id rather they focus on what they are good at and stop chasing a women audience to these games

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        doubt that they will keep going with the engage "style" IS must've noticed lukewarm reception to this game

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Im glad the women and troons stayed away from it
      Are we talking about the same game, Anon? Women and troons got their hands all over the translations, and let's not forget Rosado's whole existence.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well Im talking about who actually bought the game and enjoyed it, of course translators are all troons there is no avoiding them at this point for AAA companies, we are utterly fricked unless we defeat dekinai-chan or AI translations become the norm

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >let's not forget Rosado's whole existence.
        I already did
        he was a nothingburger
        btw he's not trans or gay, just a sissyboy

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    MC looked fricking moronic, but not the fun wacky anime kind of fricking moronic. Designed by a vtuber artist and it shows hard.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the three houses artist designed vtubers too, so I guess three houses has a vtuber artist too

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The difference being that 3H characters didn't look like vtubers themselves, while everyone in Engage does.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          they do though, since the artist designed them, they just look like a different type of vtuber

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            They look like generic anime characters with persona shading. VTuber avatars are designed to be busier than Christmas trees like Engay characters.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You could make a point that the association of this sort of aesthetic with vtubers has actually been Mika Pikazo's own doing, since Kaguya Luna was her design.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It needed Edelgard

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it does you just have to take out your wallet and buy the DLC

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best maps in the series.
    Best rpg elements.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the frick is a lolcow?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its a cringe term but its been around for decades which means you are new which means lurk moar

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      A "cow" to be milked for laughs. lolcow is a reference to a person.
      People like wingsofredemption, dsp or boogie for example.

      No idea why OP decided to use the term lolcow to refer to a game, since a game is incapable to perpetually provide new laughs.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have no fricking idea how they thought an all star fire emblem is a good idea when all the fire emblem characters are so generic and half of them are "blue anime swordman" and it got a gacha too!

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still convinced that Engage was a social experiment to see how much players could gaslight themselves into thinking this stupid ass clown designs look cool and normal.
    IS is so dead as a studio, they can't do anything right these days

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The person who made this is a well known schizo from the shithole known as /feh/.

    He made this thread cuz no one is biting his bait.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    replaying engage in japanese audio with japanese text and I honestly think the poor initial reception was because of how shit the localization is.
    People always talk about how bad the script in engage is but the script isn't bad at all in japanese, clanne and framme talk normally and lumera isnt stilted as frick. I also didn't realize how formal vander was talking.
    The english voice acting also leaves a lot to be desired since the twins are super obnoxious for being the first characters you meet in english.
    Presentation and char design could have been tolerated by 3Hbabs and normalgays if the localization wasn't shit, and they wouldn't realize that the narrative was bad until much later when they'd already had a good taste of the gameplay.
    Who am I kidding we all know people just wanted persona again

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Almost every JP game has this problem and has had it for decades

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >replaying engage in japanese audio with japanese text and I honestly think the poor initial reception was because of how shit the localization is.

      Almost every JP game has this problem and has had it for decades

      is right

      You realize the fire emblem doesn't even exist in english 3 houses because they decided not to translate the word they've been translating to emblem for 30 years to another word.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    not have the clown world aesthetics.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    nothing went wrong
    it just came out at the wrong time after everyone had soured on FE because of 3H and the stupid monastary chores

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go back to /vg/.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not allowing you to marry your 6 yr old sister caused pedos to chuck a fit, so they endlessly trashed the game in every forum they could find, complaining about "censorship"
    that's literally all it took to ruin engage's reputation

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you've got it backwards
      >hey this localization is garbage, here's proof
      >UM, PEDOPHILE MUCH? YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT IT BECAUSE YOU WANT TO FRICK KIDS!

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It did the all-stars thing that's usually relegated to sidegames

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was a Chinese mobile spinoff for the longest time. The absolute state of FE

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starting a new Engage run, which girls should go on the sage outfit this time?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anna.

      No really she's a better magic user than a phys attacker.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    pick a different artist. That literally was what stopped me from playing the game. I just hated the character designs.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only FE worth playing

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Engage isn't a flop but a return to normal. Is what i would say if Three Hopes didn't already perform worse than Three Houses did.

    Both still sold better than Awakening and Fates but it's really just Three Houses that was surprisingly successful cause it caught all of the twitter fujo audience. Those people bought the game on mass and when Three Hopes and Engage released they already stopped giving a shit about the series and started playing other titles. Just look up online how many accounts are just Three Houses accounts - None of those people ever gave a shit about Fire Emblem prior to Three Houses.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never even played this game, but I automatically began avoiding it like the plague when they showed the protagonist having Colgate toothpaste colored hair like some DeviantArt OC Donut Steel character.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Engage will never even recover from losing to Pikmin lmao

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >/feh/ and /feg/ are so dead the usual schizos need to come to Ganker

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    an item can't be a locow, kiwihomosexual

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is moronic, pure garbage. OP is a gay

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least Engage had proper maps and some semblance of difficulty
    Its going to be sad when the next game tries to recapture the 3H subhumans again

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    can we skip to the part where the moron spams his mentally ill edits with a img_ filename tagging everyone and get the thread deleted, this is boring

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fire Emblem was only good on 3ds
    Also, the two different artists for the series on the 3ds were peak
    vtuber-sama’s artstyle SUCKS and so did three houses

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fire Emblem was only good on 3ds

      Fricking lmao

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Main character looks goofy. It isn't even so much the colouring as the way the hair is drawn, like it's done by a ten year old who's a big fan of anime hair. For a kid to mess up, that makes sense, but this company... what the frick were they thinking?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They hired a woman who had a following on Twitter and it ruined that particular aspect of the series. Many such cases!

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fell Xenologue 6
    >boss gimmick is moronic
    >game keeps crashing halfway into the map
    I just want it to be over

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Extremely low quality thread

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean it's some schizo from /feh/ so that goes without saying.

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    how did you guys do ike's paralogue? I turtled up on the far right side of the map but can't help but feel like there's a more elegant solution

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      either pick a chokepoint or aggro him early with astra storm and rush.

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I heard that there is an uncensored path for this.. Are there nudity here or something in JP version?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's mainly the script

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's fun. No idea why you have to obess so much over it.

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Engage is the best thing ever happened to franchise in a long time minus English lolcow localization.

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the story in 3 houses and want more world building and non-high fantasy themes.

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game just looks fricking moronic, that's all it is to it, they think they are Pokemon and can pull anything and still sell but they are not.
    Even with the moefication of the newer entries, they still gave at least some "grounded" vibe, but engage looks like complete kiddie shit, specially in 3D.
    And I didn't play the story either, but seeing all that focus in ghosts of the past and waifu marriage shit was pretty fricking cringe.
    I don't particularly think the artist is at fault at all, the one at fault is whoever wanted this visual direction and designs for a fire emblem entry.

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get laughed out of /vg/
    >have to shitpost on Ganker instead for (You)s

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Localization ruined it. I think a lot of people are waking up and realizing they are playing completely different games than the rest of the world. I can't wait to see how bad the Persona remake is going to be. Eventually the frog is past boiled and fully cooked.

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally just because of the clown designs and writing
    the gameplay is fantastic and much better than 3H, which is much more popular despite having shit tier gameplay

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