Why did everyone romance the ladies?
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Why did everyone romance the ladies?
Why did everyone romance the ladies?
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they like the taste of bear
The most humanoid looking girl is the most romance. What a shocker.
>The most humanoid looking girl is the most romance. What a shocker.
She isn't. The best romance is the green girl Lae'zel.
t.someone who actually played the game
>illiterate moron is into frog women
Shocker
I am not the one who wrote the *most romance*. Did he mean the best romance or did he mean the *most romanced*? I can't even tell anymore with morons like you anymore.
Your brain can fill in the typo
Only if your brain is on autopilot. Did you just expose yourself as a fricking moron?
You're desperately trying to save face right now
He literally just forgot a "d", it'd a very evident typo
protip: you can just say "whoops my bad" or even just ghost the thread instead of doubling down on your moronation like a homosexual
>evident typo
This what OP and his discord troony supporters would like you to believe.
>It's a Lae'Zelgay can't read episode
>t.someone who actually played the game
I played 100 hours of Divinity: Original Sin. Then I played 30 hours of Divinity: Original Sin 2 and got bored. I saw enough BG3 footage to see that it is actually D:OS3, just set in the Bald and Gay world. And I have played so much D:OS already I am sick of it. So now you can understand the perspective of a hardcore gamer, and see why I don't need to play BG3.
Son, you are a moron. Consider suicide.
Who asked?
Nobody asked you, troon.
Yup. Reminder larian is an irrelevant shit dev
Why you even in this thread homie?
The guy that makes and bumps all the BG3 threads is the aspie that has tried to claim for over 10 years that larian is relevant despite none of his DOS 2 threads making to bump limit a week after launch
>IT'S ALL ONE PERSON
>JUST TRUST ME GOY- I MEAN, GUYS
Yes
have a nice day.
Can you prove it's not the exact same aspie? He's the guy that spams about GOTY and awards that nobody cares about
I also make BG3 threads. I just don't care about the awards. I don't need some homosexual telling me that BG3 is good. I know that for myself, i've been playing since the first day of the early access.
prove it is
>prove it is
Nobody gives a flying frick about larian or GOTY
lol the absolute COPE
If you weren't here to constantly make larian and GOTY threads who would even know they existed
didn't ask
dumb esl
they should've given us a naga love interest
I think I'm the only person that didn't romance anyone. I just wanted a fun adventure not a dating sim.
if you don't romance anyone you're forced into the gay ending so you're lying. no I'm not kidding it happened to dsp
>It happened to DSP
it was the most onbrand moment of his 16 years of positivity on the internet
gay ending?
>dsp
I have no idea who that is, I'm assuming it's some youtuber e celebrity that all the zoomers watch
get off my board tourist
from my experience playing with normies they just follow the flow and pick the "morally good" options in every dialogue being nice to everybody which inevitably leads to the sex scenes in this game.
>shart #1
Cis men have the blandest of tastes
>why did people romance the conventionally beautiful character and not the frog and other freaks
golly gee I wonder, guess I lack the media literacy to get this one (i.e ugly and disgusting = wholesome)
Frog Baseball
>Why did everyone romance the ladies?
Most of the people playing the game are men.
But everyone praising this game on social media is queer
>social media
homosexuals never get past the character creation screen where you can put a dick on your female character.
>homosexuals love posturing about shit
wow
No you just obsess over the queers so you think they're everywhere.
youre right
queers dont really matter, they dont count as people
queers are too subhuman to actually play the games they say they play
Of all origin starts, I'd prolly try Wyll.
Vanilla warlocks should have an interactable patron, even if on a paladin's oathbreaker level.
warlocks are fricking moronic in this game because you get too many long rests. you are functionally a shitty wizard who can pass speech checks
I also find playing Wyll pretty fun when I play an evil playthough.
>Kill Karlach
>Get Inferno rope
>Simp for Minthara and raid the grove
>Say "screw you" to my dad and become the ruler of BG
I always have trouble bringing myself to do evil playthroughs, so this might help, sounds interesting.
Because even when games go out of their way to appeal to queers and publicly chastise normal people who supported them in early access, the main customer base of video games is exactly who you think it is.
She is the most conventionally attractive and her story got the most focus in the game
>Lae'zel: Only matter at the end of arc 1 and arc 3
>Karlach: Minor quest in arc 1 and barely anything in arc 3
>Minthara: No content
Frog has more story and is clearly the main companion of the game.
Did you even play the game? Lae'zel has more or at least equal amounts of content to Shadowheart.
Shadowheart got the whole 2nd arc to herself.
>whole
The final dungeon of act 2
>Shadowheart got the whole 2nd arc to herself.
Then by this logic Lae'zel has the whole of Act 1 for herself.
Likewise you could say the Creche is there for Lae'zel. They're both relevant to the narrative but I would argue Frog is more so. Shart feels like she just got accidentally mixed in. The artifact doesn't even stay on her person if she's not in your party which is kind of jarring.
Men get to choose:
1. Frick a woman
2. Frick a cow
3. Frick a pig
>You won't believe the results!"
Anyone got that screenshot with human white male warrior?
You forgot about the whale DLC.
>those stats
TOTAL SHADOWHEART VICTORY, FROGS BTFO ONCE AGAIN!
My wife Jenevelle just can't stop winning.
Zoomers are incredibly thinskinned. I've watched oved a dozen streamers abandon Lae'zel because she said mean words to them while she was trapped right at the start of the game.
This homosexual sits and watches zoomers stream video games.
I watched a few people play the game before buying it(also pirated it to be extra sure). I know that zoomers like you lack the brainpower needed for informed decision making.
Do you also get your mom to blow on the spoon before she feeds you?
>t. burned tongue
Yeah b***h
i played a druid, so if you respect me I respect you, if you atrack me I kill you, if you wan't privacy , you get that.
frog and drow died instantly, also I got lucky and rolled a nat 20 and convinced SH to do as she wants, so got white haired waifu out of that.
I thought most ppl couldn't romance SH becouse they would not give her the space she needs.
>reactionary 5 INT moron
morons should not be allowed to play complex classes. Go play fighter. There is no way you can frick that up. Imbecile.
Imagine getting this mad because someone killed your waifu kek. And then you complain about thin-skinned zoomers?
Fricking moron. Just killing Lae'zel is not really a problem but your reasoning for doing it is the dumbest thing i've ever read. Do you even realize how dumb you are?
>just wait until she fricks the other half of the sword coast and is ready to settle
Least cucked Shadohearth waifugay.
Is there any reason to not use long rests? Like a time limit on certain quests?
And what do they mean by origin? The statting class?
>Is there any reason to not use long rests?
Not wasting supply but you get a lot of supply anyway
>Like a time limit on certain quests?
Not really, quest only advance if you finish an arc.
>And what do they mean by origin?
You can play as your companions so instead of a custom made character, you can play as Gale the wizard.
>Like a time limit on certain quests?
Only for certain quests like I remember one in the underdark in Act 1 but it's rare.
>Is there any reason to not use long rests?
Some quests have a time limit, some don't. Your companions will generally ask for rest if you listen to them while you explore.
Is there anything sadder than "romancing" a shitty and pozzed fictional character? If I were to ever find my brother or a friend of mine doing something like this, I would genuinely try to help them deal with whatever they're going through life.
Playing bg3
men are attracted to women
and women are solipsists
Most gamers are male. Most males are straight. The only people to whom this is a surprising fact are brainwashed lefties
the only character in bg3 i had sex with was minthara, it was less forced then the rest but still cringe. They tried so hard to push this just like with every netflix show being thinly veiled porn nowadays
The stratus proof you're all bunch of gayots this game is basically a soap opera. b***hes watch soap operas b***hes play RPGs.
bg3 women are not attractive
they are perpetually angry and snarky b***hes, ive murdered most of the characters you supposed to take in to your party except astarion and made my own through a lan lobby
>bg3 women are not attractive
So when are you coming out of the gay closet?
this combined with the terrible personality can only make a virgin excited
>fatso American can't handle skinny women
Larian should make some landwhales for their American fans next time.
Bro really wants to pretend the female gith body is attractive
Are you moronic?
>American fatsos got offended
>terrible personality
ah, you got filtered by a female character not being generic uwu waifu bait, got it
My 8 int wife.
>most players pick a male to play
>most picked romance option is the attractive female
Damn, what a mystery. It’s almost like most rpg players are straight males!
zoomers pretend to be homosexuals online or when asked in a questionaire, they actually like fat breasts
No way, you're telling me that all the MtF trannies who play this troony game consider themselves to be"lesbian"? I am shocked!
have a nice day homosexual
Notice they didn't give the actual stats of the romances, cause it would destroy the narrative about women and gays. They just said SH was 51%
>straight male gamer is the largest demographic
Holy fricking shit!
>Players are mostly interested in white characters
This is wrong on so many levels
>the most vanilla and normal heterosexual "i can fix her" romance is also the most popular
Shocker
>most vanilla and normal heterosexual "i can fix her" romance
>shadowheart
HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE
Because Baldur's Gate 3 is a straight man's game.
BG3 is the zoomie moron impulse buyer game
that's Helldivers 2 though
Helldivers is probably the only game released in the last two years actually worth buying
Daily reminder that helldivers makes fun of fascists
>zoomers impulse buying crpgs
do you even listen to yourself?
BG3 isn't a crpg, it's an action game
it's time to take your meds, I'll see myself out of this thread
Okay leave homosexual
HAHAAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA
homosexuals.
says a man with piercing
The guys weren't very attractive to men inherently or to women. Even on tumblr the literal only guy they like is Astarion. Gale is considered a mary sue frickboy and Halsin is entirely ignored because he's a man made to appeal to gay men as is Wyll (just because he's boring though).
Essentially anyone except Shadowheart, Karlach, Astarion and the lizard may as well have not existed.
the only correct answer is bae'zel
because despite what lefty troons believe, most gamers are straight white/asian males
the devs themselves confirmed that 95% of the players are male
>not allowed to bang jaheira
shit game
At least they made her into an entertaining character to have around.
Because most people aren't gay anon
I romanced Shadowheart AS Karlach for 2 playthroughs. I'm a turbo normy.