Why did Florges fail so hard and became such a forgettable mon? Not even coomers care about it.

Why did Florges fail so hard and became such a forgettable mon? Not even coomers care about it.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because its a boring thing that looks like an old lady

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s ugly, like Tsareena

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tsareena ended up on most Alola teams and was a main mon in the anime.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Overshadowed by its prevo and le 3000 year man, overshadowed by Ralts line being retconned to fairy, being on the same route, and getting a mega used by the final boss. Most people who played XY went for Gardevoir or Sylveon as their fairy to try out the new type.

      Tsareena had a chance to breathe on its own, Florges was forgotten by the devs from day one.

      • 1 year ago
        Matin x florges

        Florges fat

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can’t spread it’s legs. Same thing happened to diancie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Please don't make post that cringe doujinshi wherein Luxray drinks her piss before fricking her dear Anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not saying r34 doesn’t exist of Florges, just saying that the leg issue makes here less commonly drawn that she would be otherwise, making it less popular overall, like a (less extreme) version of what happened with diancie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Primarina gets by just fine

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not saying r34 doesn’t exist of Florges, just saying that the leg issue makes here less commonly drawn that she would be otherwise, making it less popular overall, like a (less extreme) version of what happened with diancie

        >Flogres with sealpuss
        Now you are speaking my language…

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Primarina is also sexier (and a starter)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Like this was ever a problem for mermaid frickers

  4. 2 years ago
    Chickpea

    because it's stupid. it's just a woman.
    actually what's up with the weird sultry looking woman pokemon we get every gen? lopunny, gothitelle, this thing, tsareena, salazzle, hatterene, like no, stop. it just gets worse and less subtle every gen. it's weird.
    anyway floette better, and is also the peak of its evolution line, es cute!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Coom, that's what

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The reality is that outside of a few core pokemon coomers don't care about Pokémon once their flavor of the month status dissipates.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Florges never had a FotM status to begin with

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm talking about in general. If you're not Lucario, Gardevoir, Lopbunny, Zoroark, Braixen and Delphox or any of the eeveelutions chances are you're not going to be in the spotlight.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >coomers don't care about Pokémon once their flavor of the month status dissipates.
      Seems to be happening to Sprigatito. People aren't drawing as much porn of it now, and most of what's still coming out is gay femboy bullshit. I guess all the straight artists have moved on.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's a meh looking evolution of one the cutest Pokemon of them all.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's the bad looking flowers. It would be more popular if it still had the paraol flower Floette had.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's an inferior version of Sylveon and Gardevoir.
    Should have been fairy/grass

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    literally just a worse sylveon

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >looks like an old lady
    This is not far from the truth.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Meant for

      because its a boring thing that looks like an old lady

      .

      Also it plays almost like a Fairy Type Meganium. Very support heavy and very weak in single battles.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        for singleplayer it's got 112 sp-a and access to moonblast as soon as you get to the move relearner
        it's way more offensively strong than meganium

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's ability may as well just be blank text in singles, which are 100% of the actual ingame battles. It may hit hard enough to be viable, but it's not interesting or fun.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Still ugly honestly. Man old European beauty standards are wack

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    boring old hags aren't attractive

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Mogged by your own pre-evo
    Pathetic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It hurts that they'll never release this mon to be used.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think she's lovely.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really like it
    Not for s3x because it's not male

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His posts reek of schizo, but the number of things he mentioned that were added from SM all the way to PLA after the fact just keep making too much sense.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And ORAS too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    blissy was better. so was garde and sylveon

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Man I love Florges and it's entire line really.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I used it for a while, but I don't really remember what using it was like.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In it's time it was one of the best wish passing special walls. Wish, protect, toxic, moonblast was a strong set.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sylveon literally does that set but better.
        Synthesis is the only reason to use it in environments where Sylveon is used.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love florges but it hasn't been in a regional dex since xy
    it would probably be more popular if it were dual type, during xy's release everyone just used sylveon instead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >how to display you've never played the games, much less completed the regional 'dex in them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >during xy's release everyone just used sylveon instead
      Slurpuff*

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >forgettable
    No-one cares about what YOU fail to remember.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      name one of the four female scientists from team flare without looking it up. headass.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jessie. There you have it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no? i said team flare not rocket ?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        bryony

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why did Florges fail so hard
    It's not his fault he was introduced in the most forgettable pokemon title in the history of pokemon.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does it have such a weird BST?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bald.
    Sad, though, I do love her, and wish she gets more attention. Markiplier having a strong reaction to her in his smash or pass video gave her a little boost, but it really was not enough...

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She just needs more appearances
    At least we know Flabebe is confirmed in SV

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Scoliosis after evolution.

    • 1 year ago
      Matin x florges

      Florges fat
      I love FLORAA

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