why did it fail?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It failed because I didn't like it.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    RTS is a shit genre like arpgs

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the hell is a dune?????

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      planet with worms

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uh, no. That's arakis

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the sun? no it's actually called sol.
          how you sound

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            No it isn't.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did you miss the first word of that sentence?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine outing yourself as a moron like this. How embarrassing

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I seem to remember only the movies using Arrakis and Dune interchangeably but my mom who has read the whole thing multiple times including Brian's books assures me that they also call it Dune in the books

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are right.
            I'm not remembering perfectly right now, but I think Dune was the more spiritual name and shit while arrakis is the "official" name but dune was used a lot still.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not dune anymore
      IT'S DUNC

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker pls go

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        WHATS MY NAME?
        DUNC
        It's a whole new game
        DUNC

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much a hill made out of sand resulting from sustained winds.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it didn't but it was compite with cc and warcraft and lost to them

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was too slow and they catered to the zoomer nu-Dune audience, a lethal combo.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >zoomer nu-Dune audience
      is there such a thing?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes because somehow Hollywood has brainwashed zoomer males into thinking zendaya is hot

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    been playing since early access when i got it as a gift. it's a neat game but the matches often go for 3-6 hours and there can be long periods of inaction and sometimes you don't realize how behind you are in certain victory conditions before you are really deep into a match. it can make the game feel unsatisfying even for those that like rts-lite games and strategy games. it's not a terrible game and the devs have been supporting it with free updates but i don't see it drawing a big playerbase when there's much more exciting games out there. also it has a lot of guns for a series known to have work arounds to avoid gun battles so it's jarring for casual dune fans.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >series known to have work arounds to avoid gun battles
      But you're not supposed to use shields because of the worms, so wouldn't they have more use for gun battles on Arakis?

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read everything up to and including god emperor and loved all of it. Should I read the last 2 Herbert books? I've heard it ends unresolved except by some abomination his son shat out. I'm utterly unfamiliar.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is nothing after god emperor, you are imagining things.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dune was a solid 5/10, but Messiah and Children were legitimately some of the worst shit I've ever forced myself to finish. So terrible, in fact, that I will never read God Emperor regardless of the shrieking about how it makes the slog worthwhile.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are right about the sequels but the first book, written by Frank himself, was actually great.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Man I really liked messiah.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        god emperor dune is peak shlock

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I really liked the Dune novels, though I felt at times that they sort of dipped into pic related in regards to how "false" the Atreides were as prophets and divine figures.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Filtered. Messiah is better than Dune and though the middle of Children is a slog the end is great.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The new cast of characters are either hit or miss I was bored reading heretics but I actually really liked chapterhouse

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >except by some abomination his son shat out.
      >be talentless hack
      >steal all dads work
      >make money from morons
      I would come back from the grave just to strangle my son if he ever pulled this shit

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I read everything up to and including god emperor and loved all of it. Should I read the last 2 Herbert books? I've heard it ends unresolved except by some abomination his son shat out. I'm utterly unfamiliar.

        People give Christopher Tolkien shit, but all the stuff he released was legitimately his dad's work with him making minimal contributions and edits in order to make them complete and keep them coherent.

        He didn't write a hundred bad Lord of the Rings fanfictions and try to sell them as sequels and prequels because they were "based on his father's notes."

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think I've heard people give Christopher much flak except for him being a miserable c**t in general. He's pretty much the opposite of Brian given he tried to prevent soulless exploitation as much as he could when he wasn't tied by pre existing contracts.
          The fact his children sold out to amazon the week he died was absolutely disgusting.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't think I've heard people give Christopher much flak except for him being a miserable c**t in general
            Hard to blame him, it's very likely he knew what would happen to his father's legacy after his death. Remember, The Hobbit started as bedtime stories JRRT told him during his childhood and he genuinely cared a lot about everything his father wrote. Finally, add the knowledge that the inevitable greedy vandalizing would be done by his own family.
            Who wouldn't be bitter as frick in his place?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >but all the stuff he released was legitimately his dad's work
          haha okay dude

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Proofs that it wasn't?

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick Dune, give me a 4 players coop Tremors game.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blackwashing characters that were pre-established as white.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just play the superior Dune game instead

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/UYogUSO.png

      why did it fail?

      This is the only good Dune game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't find it on Steam, i used to play the ever living frick out of dune 2000 back on the ps1

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        www.myabandonware.com

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry, I'm no fremen, I don't believe in piracy.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >abandonware
            >piracy

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Don't you throw a question mark at me. A plague be upon ye

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is it really that important that you give money to some unrelated fat frick money before you play an old ass game who's devs went defunct 2 decades ago?

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Northgard is the only 'good' game they've made, and they barely keep it working.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make a Dune 2000 remaster
    >"no, old things must stay old"
    >trust us, all we want is a Dune 2000 remaster cuz you literally cant buy it on online stores anymore
    >"no, we're not interested in reviving an old franchise"
    >*releases shit movie and a bad game*
    >no-one sees the movie or plays the game
    >"omg see? this is why we didnt want to revive the franchise!!!! they didnt sell cuz clearly there's no interest"
    just another classic case of devs being moronic and ignoring their audience

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dune: Spice Wars isn't a Dune 2000 remaster. If anything, it's a Dune-themed update on the studio's last game, Northgard.

      And the Dune Part 1 was actually something of a hit and made a good sized profit.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dune: Spice Wars isn't a Dune 2000 remaster.
        i know, never said it was
        leading up to its release, people kept TELLING them that they didnt want a new game and that they just wanted a re-release and modern OS compatibility with Dune 2000
        they released a lengthy statement saying "the author's family think that old things should stay old" and game devs instead made some shitty half-baked low effort RTS-hybrid shit that played like a mobile game no-one wanted

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dune: Awakening
    there's no way that's going to be good

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is Dune: Spice Wars, an RTS by the people who made Northgard.

      Dune: Awakening is an MMO by the people who made Conan Exiles.

      Their parent company is apparently trying to cash in on the movies by pumping out a bunch of Dune themed games.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay.

        Anway there's no way Dune Awakening will be good.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    After the flop and failure of Battlerite, I'm convinced there's some higher power flipping coins and rolling dice to determine what succeeds or fails.
    Good games die out, horribly, with no popularity. Terrible games get lasting legacies. Mediocre games get those same legacies, who knows why?
    I wanted Battlerite to get popularity so bad but it died as soon as the sponsored-stream money died out. But streamers can't be the only reason a game lives, nobody streams 4X games and Civ is more alive than ever.
    So why did Dune: Spice Wars die? Nobody knows, nobody will ever know. If you want a game you care about to live, it won't.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it just wasn't a very good game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >After the flop and failure of Battlerite
      Man I liked battlerite

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its no mystery why Spice Wars isn't a break out success. its a low effort clone of the devs previous game that only exists to push the new movie and Dune Awakening seems to be exactly the same. The bigger mystery is why we still haven't gotten a Crusader Kings 2/3 mod

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    because Northgard is shit and at least 60% of this game's dna was from Northgard

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bioware/Mass Effect style Dune game would be perfect.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it pronounced dune or dune?

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Massive disrespect for the IP and releasing a half baked game

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Though competition.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's dunc

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not Al anymore

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          dunc a kino?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Duncan Idaho.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah, the new Duncan is ready?

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They made Kynes a black woman like the stupid movie and thought they could get away with it. Frick them and frick Villenberg or whatever his name is.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't actually realise this was out. It really didn't make a splash, did it?

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played it when it was in very early access and then just forgot about it, I guess RTS/city builders are dead as a genre, which is a shame, but autists like me can still find something for themselves

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DUNC
    >Hispanic Wars

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need an edit of toriyama/lightning/poochie but with Duncan

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know there's probably 3 other people who played it here since the game couldn't even gain traction on /civ4xg/
    But what the absolute FRICK were they thinking with the 1.0 changes?

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the market for 4x civshit is much smaller than developers think it is.

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