Why did Nintendo do it?

Why did Nintendo do it?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    abe told them

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Unironically have sex
      Gone too soon.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    sheer hatred for NTR cucks

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to acknowledge Xenoblade as a Nintendo title. They make far better and soulful games than this weebshit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay. You're wrong tho.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      to make westoid moronera types like this

      To immediately shut up any discussion from people pretending it wasn't some weeb harem anime type game.

      seethe uncontrollably

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >making fun of something = seething
        interesting way to cope

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >weebshit
      have a nice day redditor tourist

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree, Xenoblade is trash, not enough NTR potential in it for it to be a true Nintendo franchise.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fire Emblem has been weeb trash like Xenoblade since Awakening

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fire emblem has been weebshit since the beginning

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit your pants, Dunkey.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know if this is bait, bjt why does nintento games attract this kind of autistic and childish fans?
      Is it the bright colors and non threatening settings?
      Its weird how they hate that a japanese company makes japanese games.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        its mostly 90's kids that grew up with the 64/cube that hate nintendo jrpgs that aren't mario

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The weirdest part is that those same people likely had the handhelds as well and Pokémon is literally the best selling Japanese cultured (Gen 1 - 4 at least) JRPG in existence and it's not like the handhelds didn't have them.

          Sure, Square even had to beg Nintendo twice to get back on there but they did eventually and they weren't the only ones making non-Pokémon JRPGs.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some people unironically view Nintendo as more than a company, so if they publish a game they don't care about, some of them take it as some kind of "abandonment of values" of the Nintendo they knew (which never existed in the first place

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blame Sakurai, he brought this kind of shit audience in

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >seething scrimblogay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree, I want xeno off shitty toddler hardware

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      too bad, Xenoblade is here to stay, older Xeno games couldn't even break a million but Monolith found success with Nintendo

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    To immediately shut up any discussion from people pretending it wasn't some weeb harem anime type game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      99% of harem anime don't end with a harem ending.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    To convince people like you to breed. Fricked up economy where money lose value over time (constant inflation and rare cases of deflation makes economist cry and doomsaying) coupled with societies growing older makes politicians try to force people to make kids to even the odds as money people pay during their lives for retirement don't cover their actual retirement due to mentioned inflation. Of course, it means that something is fundamentally wrong with the system that cause constant inflation but they don't care.

    Breed. That's an order.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A better question is why does the hero getting the girl(s) make certain types of people so butthurt.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's so absurd it becomes downright hilarious. Rex being a forever virgin and somehow he managed to pull 3 b***hes that wouldn't even give him a glance if this story was written realistically. It's very virgin pandering.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        almost like they want to enforce the meme that being successful brings you mating opportunities you wouldn't get staying in your mother's basement

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Like I said, it's a story written for virgins to self insert to, ones like you.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Rex is 15 years old in 2
        >Has lived on Gramps on the Cloud Sea for the past 5 years
        >Only real interaction he gets is with Gramps or Nopon in Argentum
        >Had never so much as even seen a Blade until the game began
        >But when he returns to Leftheria, he's seen as a beloved village hero because he's always providing his earnings to support the village who he sees as his family
        >The other kids already looked up to him even before he left

        Yeah, how could women be attracted to him. His clothes are stupid and he sometimes says cheesy salvager lines. Maybe if he spent all day shitposting about video games and racial statistics instead of helping brown people on an island he would be a real chad.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      because it ruins their ntr, bbc, troony, or whatever degenerate fetish they've headcanoned onto the characters and they deflect this by calling everyone virgins because they believe that is the be all and end all of insults.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    "frick waifuwars they all get main characters wiener"

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish the Zelda directors were this unfathomably based.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      credit where credit is due

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They won't since zelda has a huge troony and gay audience

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        that they clearly hate

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        *blocks your gay ship*

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because it has a huge audience in general. 30 million damn people bought it. That's more people than XBox Series X's that have been sold, and like 75% of all the PS5's that's been sold.

        XB3 sold 1.86 million copies. The main reason Nintendo lets them do it is to keep them happy, because they're god damned wizards with Switch hardware and they want them around to help optimize their first party titles.

        Monolith literally helped with optimizing Tears of the Kingdom for Nintendo. They understand the system better than Nintendo itself (which should be obvious when you play the XB games and see what the hell they're able to do on this underpowered artifact)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who the frick cares about them? If Aonuma trashed timelinegays, the actual gays are next to be shotgunned behind the shed.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          pantsless

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody but a small group of autists cares about muh timeline.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are outside the head of weirdo fetishists.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Monolith did it because nobody cared about xenoblade

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marry and reproduce

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they needed BBC

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      To watch monty python?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    pretty obvious

    MARRY AND REPRODUCE

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    to give Rex haters the middle finger

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they know their target audience

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU did this, by constantly dunking on Rex and lusting over his women.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the whole world of alrest was lusting over the aegis tbh

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why haven't you?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    tribute to Abe who died trying to save Japan.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Abe wills it!

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with the MC getting a good ending?

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Three wives

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They wanted to show that Rex is a loyal servant of Allah (Glorified and Exalted) and his prophet Muhammad (Peace be upon him) and follows Islamic law

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me in the far far back

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was to protect the fanbase from spoilers, once that pic was found it literally drown every single other spoiler of the game to the extend that I wasn't spoiled on anything in the game but that despite staying on Ganker for the whole week before the release.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Some arabs buy stock at nintendo
    >Rex get 3 wives

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m only pissed rex isn’t shots in picture it would’ve break internet. If anyone can photoshop original rex and send it to developer would be nice

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the frick up pedo

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shota*

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2 daughters (possibly 3)
    *hits pipe*

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    because it's kino

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