Depends on if you mean "eceleb/influencer who gives his opinion" or just "anyone who uses twitter", because the latter group is like 99% of the developed world, at which point you may as well say "no one on the internet is a person".
She was infamous for having boob jiggle when video games were still prudish, especially first party Nintendo games and extra especially a Mario game. Having the jiggle gone is immediately noticeable if you played the original game.
Because ugly women hate attractive women, even if they aren't real. Thats literally it. Thats why ugly women are fine with trannies because they look good in comparison.
Weird theory but honestly I think this may have been farmed out to some new upstart third party dev, like ninty is wont to do, and they just recreated everything to a tee with maximum respect for the original. Ninty bigwigs were probably busy with bigger things to care about bringing everything in line with the new post-NSMB corpo designs.
Same reason why fat men aren't model, but women are. It's a warped view to manipulate people, and it works. It's easier to tell a woman that fat is beautiful than it is to tell a man that being muscular is attractive. It's easier to be a fat piece of shit than to be sculpted. They pander to the larger audience.
One is on a screen which their parents need to buy for them and they have a level of control over. The drag queens are in state/federally funded spaces like public libraries and schools where the parent really doesn't have a way to monitor their kid at.
I don't think children should be exposed to sexuality but cartoons and video games aren't "natural" either. Nothing you do is natural. Nature is hostile.
I was a kid when I played this game. I am now going to replay the remake and want the giant balloons I beat off to to stay in the game. It's not rocket science, but then again, you "people" don't reproduce anyways.
This is a change people are upset about? She literally still has giant melons, they're just not perfectly spherical like someone's first foray into 3D Studio Max.
Man I need to stop looking at comparison shots. The 3D models look fricking terrible compared to the prerendered artwork. Like some kid learning blender bad.
I'm not basing it off the in game sprites. Look at the bird and tell me you don't notice something massively off. It can't be a skill issue here since Mallow and Geno look fantastic. Its everything else that looks kinda weird. Also you guys made me pull out my old strategy guide book to compare Bowyer's model and I suppose by comparison its not that bad.
Sorry man, I love the way they made the remake. Bowyer got his crazy eyes going. I just hope the UI can be changed to what the OG should be instead of this blocky shit.
the thing I dont like is how bright the game is. like mario rpg used pitch black as shadows, it makes for the kino godfather look this remake is missing
The only thing I really dislike is the lighting. Everything is just too bright. I'm morbidly curious how they would depict Smithy's factory and the background of his boss fight. The latter in particular was unsettling precisely because of the darkness enveloping against his copy-pasted redden face. A lot of that feeling is lost by up tuning up the brightness. The change may appear inconsequential, but the end result is a different effect altogether. Not bad, just different. I mean, you can't miss what you never know, but I'm definitely glad my first experience was the original based on what we're given so far.
imagine getting triggered by some moronic toon's breasts getting slightly reduced
you losers are genuinely pathetic, no wonder you ended up becoming incels
A nod to 90s culture. Before broadband internet, streaming adult video online was a gleam in Al Gore's eye. As a result everything mainstream was thirst-laden.
>kept her giant breasts >made them more natural looking >removed the muppet mouth for a betty boop mouth >REMOVED CLOTHES >all for the price of 5 frames of boob jiggle
Extremely based ty nintendo
>Nintendo doesn't need blackrock loans
Good thing there hasn't been a sudden switch to making Peach a girlboss and Mario a sad cuck in any major project recently.
To you and the other 10 ESLs in the thread, OP is saying that nintendo did a GOOD job by not nerfing Valentina’s breasts like Pixar did with Sunny Miami.
I kinda wish they went for maybe a claymation style instead of the round 3d style I think I'd fit with the whole smithy vibe. There's some expression lost, and I think the menus are bad. I'm just not quite feeling it.
If Luigi isn't playable then I'm not buying. That should be the easiest thing for them to do as Luigi was clearly meant to be playable in the original game before only having a appearance in the credits.
If there are any drawgays in this thread, please draw a sunny daisy since she’s in a mainline game and a sunny valentina since the game is being remade
Before DEI, after DEI
You mean DIE
Why do they hate attractive women? Even the trannies I know love hot women
its an improvement
If men like it, it's bad
>that thing
>attractive
So you're going to pretend you or anyone else gave a single shit about this enemy?
Ganker will find the smallest of molehills to die on if they get to go SOULLESS
>pretend
JP twitter is filled with guys who grew up with the game all pointing out how her breasts don't jiggle anymore.
>twitter gay has an opinion
>WAIT.... he's japanese!
HOLY SHIT NO WAY
THIS CAN'T BE REAL VROS
That anon literally asked about people's opinion on something.
twitter Black folk are not people
Depends on if you mean "eceleb/influencer who gives his opinion" or just "anyone who uses twitter", because the latter group is like 99% of the developed world, at which point you may as well say "no one on the internet is a person".
She was infamous for having boob jiggle when video games were still prudish, especially first party Nintendo games and extra especially a Mario game. Having the jiggle gone is immediately noticeable if you played the original game.
Because ugly women hate attractive women, even if they aren't real. Thats literally it. Thats why ugly women are fine with trannies because they look good in comparison.
>Because ugly women hate attractive women
But the mario character in question is ugly
Compared to what? Your anime? Or the real ugly women?
Actual sexy women?
Are you brain damaged? What part of "ugly women" = "sexy women" fricking moron?? Its like you can't comprehend what words mean. Fricking bot.
Ugly women don't own media. israelites and amerimutts do.
This. It's literally coded in their biology. They feel threatened when they see a attractive woman because they don't want lose chad to her.
israelites are cultists of death and hate symbols of fertility.
so why are the breasts still big?
Weird theory but honestly I think this may have been farmed out to some new upstart third party dev, like ninty is wont to do, and they just recreated everything to a tee with maximum respect for the original. Ninty bigwigs were probably busy with bigger things to care about bringing everything in line with the new post-NSMB corpo designs.
Game Journalists are not people.
Game Journalists are who video games are made for past 2012.
Ugly women hate attractive women and ugly women are the ones mostly in office work spaces
Its "people" like pic related
They aren't human beings at all
wow
Is he Mormon?
So is Don Bluth.
He just a pussy.
My best friend told me once that he has to tell his gf if he has any impure thoughts about other women. I don’t even think he would do this
jej
Same reason why fat men aren't model, but women are. It's a warped view to manipulate people, and it works. It's easier to tell a woman that fat is beautiful than it is to tell a man that being muscular is attractive. It's easier to be a fat piece of shit than to be sculpted. They pander to the larger audience.
It's neither. It's male white knights that want to prove they aren't creeps.
There is no more breast jiggle in my Mario game. The East has fallen.
>nintendo
>the east
lol
lmao
exxum deeum
kektus erectus
trepang2
giggling@u
laughtrack.wav
ribcage implosion
skyrocketing sides
This is a squenix game. That she even has breasts at all is a miracle.
Is this gonna become a sunny miami thread
there's one on Ganker right now but probably
Alright
1 nashun undr "CoeXisT"
It kept the size. But everything else looks worse.
You guys complain about removing big tittties from kids cartoons then get upset that drag queens perform indoors what gives?
Cartoon breasts dont molest your kids like drag queens do, moron
Are there news about drag queen molesting kids or is it just alt right homosexual being paranoid again?
Yes, I'm sure this creature has the purest of intentions.
Sorry anon, I don't play Dragonflight
looks like him from power puff girls
Finally, conservatives accept rape culture. Lets start using the chastity belts.
>drag queens perform indoors
IN! FRONT! OF! KIDS! YOU! FRICKING! GROOMER!
Isnt it funny how they always leave this part out conveniently when they accuse you of being XYZ-phobic??
I don't remember prostitutes entering the room and "performing" when you were watching cartoons back in the day.
One is on a screen which their parents need to buy for them and they have a level of control over. The drag queens are in state/federally funded spaces like public libraries and schools where the parent really doesn't have a way to monitor their kid at.
big breasts are natural whereas drag abominations aren't
I don't think children should be exposed to sexuality but cartoons and video games aren't "natural" either. Nothing you do is natural. Nature is hostile.
I was a kid when I played this game. I am now going to replay the remake and want the giant balloons I beat off to to stay in the game. It's not rocket science, but then again, you "people" don't reproduce anyways.
What does the arrow point to
DFCbros, we won
>Did not change boobs
>Replaced martini with margarita
Why?
Because it was always supposed to be a margarita.
This is a change people are upset about? She literally still has giant melons, they're just not perfectly spherical like someone's first foray into 3D Studio Max.
They're whining about the boob jiggle on taking damage animation being nerfed.
It's still there Ganker's just being contrarian for the sake of being contrarian at this point
Man I need to stop looking at comparison shots. The 3D models look fricking terrible compared to the prerendered artwork. Like some kid learning blender bad.
The models are based on the game's original key art, it's the sprites in the SNES version that are fricky and weird.
I'm not basing it off the in game sprites. Look at the bird and tell me you don't notice something massively off. It can't be a skill issue here since Mallow and Geno look fantastic. Its everything else that looks kinda weird. Also you guys made me pull out my old strategy guide book to compare Bowyer's model and I suppose by comparison its not that bad.
It's really not. So far this looks pretty goddamn good. I only really wonder if Culex is going to be still in it or if they're gonna ruin that shit.
Man I wish I had that book
You can find some on ebay thats still reasonably priced (under $60). If you ever plan on getting it I would do it now before the price sky rockets.
That says more about the designs themselves than anything. They're DEFINITELY relics of an older era.
I think both look great.
New game looks great and extremely true to the original.
The first game is free and will never go away, so enjoy.
Sorry man, I love the way they made the remake. Bowyer got his crazy eyes going. I just hope the UI can be changed to what the OG should be instead of this blocky shit.
the thing I dont like is how bright the game is. like mario rpg used pitch black as shadows, it makes for the kino godfather look this remake is missing
I like it
they were simple models recreated as... simple models...
you're just a moronic contrarian
simple is fine because simple is faithful
>NO FRICKING CONTRAST
GOD I HATE MODERN VIDYA DEVS
The only thing I really dislike is the lighting. Everything is just too bright. I'm morbidly curious how they would depict Smithy's factory and the background of his boss fight. The latter in particular was unsettling precisely because of the darkness enveloping against his copy-pasted redden face. A lot of that feeling is lost by up tuning up the brightness. The change may appear inconsequential, but the end result is a different effect altogether. Not bad, just different. I mean, you can't miss what you never know, but I'm definitely glad my first experience was the original based on what we're given so far.
Yes I agree, weirdly the models and the colors both look perfect, its just the lighting/shading that stands out as weird.
Wow I didn't notice in the original she had side tie panties
thought it was a cum chalice
Because her name literally is margarita.
I like sunnies
Based Sunny Miami enjoyer
That's what I'm talking about
MORE
Speaking of Nintendo
Salazzle should be the flat one. She's the reptile after all.
True
shame futagays moved in and made the majority of Sunnies have fricking bulges.
homosexuals turn everything they touch to shit
imagine getting triggered by some moronic toon's breasts getting slightly reduced
you losers are genuinely pathetic, no wonder you ended up becoming incels
A nod to 90s culture. Before broadband internet, streaming adult video online was a gleam in Al Gore's eye. As a result everything mainstream was thirst-laden.
What’s the animation at the top? It’s driving me mad.
Finally, he's back.
I like the art for this guy a lot, can I save it to my personal computer for later use?
take it he's all yours my friend 😉
I never realized it until now but Queen from Deltarune is basically Valentina. Toby you hack!
Nowadays, I think I like flat Sunny Miami more than the old one.
It looks the same, moron
Need more tit jiggle
Bottom almost looks the same.
>kept her giant breasts
>made them more natural looking
>removed the muppet mouth for a betty boop mouth
>REMOVED CLOTHES
>all for the price of 5 frames of boob jiggle
Extremely based ty nintendo
I miss old CGI
Because it made them what they are
If only the Pokemon company and Aonuma could do that
Nintendo doesn't need blackrock loans
No one really "needs" a blackrock loan. It's an offer you can't refuse (you lose social credit if you don't accept).
>Nintendo doesn't need blackrock loans
Good thing there hasn't been a sudden switch to making Peach a girlboss and Mario a sad cuck in any major project recently.
I only just recently discovered this "fetish". Its quite strange, but I'm not complaining.
It is pretty damn based
Is the fetish women that look like toys with obvious bolted on boobs?
Ranges from dollification to "CGI women regressing to shittier CGI"
Why would her butt jiggle? It's hard plastic
Bottom left is artwork, not exactly how she looks in game.
what's wrong with bottom right
To you and the other 10 ESLs in the thread, OP is saying that nintendo did a GOOD job by not nerfing Valentina’s breasts like Pixar did with Sunny Miami.
I kinda wish they went for maybe a claymation style instead of the round 3d style I think I'd fit with the whole smithy vibe. There's some expression lost, and I think the menus are bad. I'm just not quite feeling it.
SMRPG wasn't meant to look like claymation.
The Sunni flattening was done in 2003, when the short was reissued for showing before Finding Nemo iir; a sign of things to come for sure....
Why don't modern day movies respect the past like this?
I'm guessing thats the beast?
fug I wanted to post that
off topic but found out about this, bay was a man of the blockbuster craft
And people wonder why this movie bomb despite making millions of dollars.
>Bumblebee and the new Rise of the Beasts doing the worst in the box office
>Dark of the moon and Age of Extinction did the best
wonder why
>rise of the beasts
Appropriate title.
what are you talking about? she still has big breasts
Her boobs are literally the same size
This thread exposed Ganker's reading comprehension.
Not going to lie, I love the og, I think the new one is true to the original but wish it would look more like the concept art.
>no boob jiggle after getting hit
Poser.
If Luigi isn't playable then I'm not buying. That should be the easiest thing for them to do as Luigi was clearly meant to be playable in the original game before only having a appearance in the credits.
If there are any drawgays in this thread, please draw a sunny daisy since she’s in a mainline game and a sunny valentina since the game is being remade
The only real contentious point is that backgrounds aren't as dark, but that's purely because they aren't filled with pure black anymore.