Why did no one tell me this was genuinely fun?

Why did no one tell me this was genuinely fun?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because you didn't ask

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >that steam pricetag

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not on Steam. They just have the same names but they're not the same game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how so

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They made a new game called Dark Alliance and also rereleased Baldur's Gate Dark Alliance on PC.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Is that new one any good?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No, played it a bit with a $1 trial of game pass and it still felt like a waste of money.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            God in Heaven, no. It's terrible, completely terrible. You'd be better off just replaying all the old Snowblind games.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            no it's a 1:1 console port with no fixes

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No, and I would have given it a lot of leeway because Im such a nostalgiagay for the first. Its dogshit, only good for 5 bucks if you have a friend to play with

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I did, like 50 times
    Try downhill Domination, I've told you that was fun like 40 times

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because we like to keep things from you

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sequel is getting re-released this year too.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i dont want you to have fun

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cant wait for DA2, I never got to play it when I was younger. Drow Monk looks sick

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IGNORE OP AT ALL COST. this game is fricking terrible. DA2 is a god tier game, you probably played DA2 and liked it and are thinking "why dont i try the remake of DA1?" stop thinking that. its a terrible and nowhere close.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its remaster, not a remake.

      And it's a great remaster. Even plays all the sounds at the right speed in the right circumstance, which most remasters struggle with heavily.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was mad butthurt Gamecube never got 2.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We've been telling you for twenty-one years, you bimbo.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >AH'M CARRYIN' A MUUULE'S WEIGHT OLREDDY

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no pics
    shut up and post pics of the chicks in the game wearing miniskirts like in the game's cover

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They grow bolder with each passing day

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      did you just mkultra me?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They grow bolder with each passing day!

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fricked up damage scaling on the steam port

    Did they fix it yet? No reason to play it otherwise.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP you are a homosexual, post pics you fricking nerd

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Used to play the shit out of DA as kids with my brother
    >few years ago tried to play DA2 with him
    >barely get to the first dungeon before he starts wanting to reload for minmax autism he read online
    >we never play it again after that
    Guess some things are better left in the past, eh?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I did tell you. Also, be sure to play the Champions of Norrath games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dark alliance 2 is pretty good too, but honestly I like champions of norrath better.

      Those games were pretty dope.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dark alliance 2 is pretty good too, but honestly I like champions of norrath better.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >whines about not posting cheesecake screencaps
    >fails to post elf inkeeper

    Gettin' mixed signals, gay.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >We have many fine DEEAALSS. What are you looking for?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      NEVER WILL YOU STEAL FROM THIS SHOP
      SWORDS, SWORDS, SWORDS. WE HAVE NOTHING BUT SWORDS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like that they just made him the only shopkeeper in DA2

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >They gave Ysuran some of Adrianna's skills in the trailer
    interesting.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does no other ARPG have the same feel and weight to snowblind?
    It's almost perfect.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Luvia Bloodmire.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2 on Steam when instead of just Coming Soon
    Also 3 never ever, Mulhorand setting never ever

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully some time this month according to their twitter. At the very least I'd imagine we'll get a release date announced this month.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You didn't know?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wait until you find out there is an even more fun sequel and Champions of Norrath too.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did they ever add online play to the pc versions? Or do we still have to use emulator netplay?

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >DA3 never
    >so it can never be bad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There was a Dark Alliance 3, though. It was terrible beyond description.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >been waiting for a decent sale on this game ever since they ported it to steam
    >hasn't happened yet plus they're already porting the sequel
    Should I just play the sequel instead when they release it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're both fun games and you actually meet the heroes of the first game in the second.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kek back in the good ol days where hot female elves wore thong underwear. Beat this again last year with my brother-in-law, he never even heard of it.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I finished both Champions games few weeks ago, but just on the first difficulty because higher ones don't have an incentive to play except loot I guess.
    I enjoyed them except where melee classes have a fricking disadvantage being stunlocked to death.
    How are DA games in that regard?

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The second one is even better and should be re-released soon.

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