Why did the Combine pick some random slav city as their Earth's HQ?

Why did the Combine pick some random slav city as their Earth's HQ?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slav = Slave

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Slav means word, as in people who can communicate with each other.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Slave cope

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whiter than you shitskin

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tell that to the combine. Oh wait, too late.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      And Nippon comes from nipple. Excellent linguistic skills my friend.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Slave cope

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Germans come from germs.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The word for slave in Medieval Latin is Slavus, which is the etymology of Slavic. The reason why this term was chosen for what we now call the Slavic people is that this region of Europe was once the source of slaves for people in other parts of Europe.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >all this cope babble
          >it is all wrong
          Kek.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It comes from way romans were referring to these backwards even by barbarian standards tribes. The retcon about it not meaning slaves is an unironic renaissance we wuz thing that came much later to rationalize land grabs.

        t. slav

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      found the mutt.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a moron lol

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Slave cope, too bad Turks and muslims didn't rape you backwards barbarians enough, you are not white you homosexual, now sit, slave.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of europoops and snow Black folk are seething at this post, but you’re right

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Correct. Comes from the roman sclavus.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This literally means that Slavs have the ownership of the word "slave".
      Meaning nogs should stfu about it.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's literally said at the start of the fricking game.

    TO OUR FINEST REMAINING..

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, In HLA they are using power supply and infastructure to build their HQ which means they needed a place that was still intact to build their infastructure.

      Can't do that in the US since it's gone.. ..along with most major cities, small towns and pretty much all the grid, water, rail, etc.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        But didn't Breen negotiate the end of the seven hour war from the UN tower in New York?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >In HLA
        fanfiction
        no laidlaw, not real

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think they're using any power from Earth to build the Citadel in HLA. The first thing they did was teleport the dark energy reactor spire into the middle of the city, then proceeded to build the Citadel around it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then why are there barely any slaves remaining and Americans inhabiting it instead

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The combine just love Sowiet brutalism

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Biosphere and climate was totally fricked up so that just happened to be a stable enough location to shove the remaining humans before they all suffocated.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know that in reality the U.S. is a wasteland because of our proximity to the resonance cascade origin, however I choose to believe the Combine nuked us because they couldn't take us

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >5 billion guns
      >election got stolen
      >doin nofin

      nah, ya'd be suckin combine dick fr

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      To the Combine the US is no more of a speck of shit than India is.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        even less, the combine is armed against any armament, but the waste hazard in india is probably toxic to xen life

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah it'd be a headcrab and bullsquid haven

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Canonically we tried taking them and only lasted 7 hours

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The US isn't just a wasteland, it's a xen infested and spreading lovecraftian nightmare that the Combine is currently trying to contain.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a warning about israelites genociding Ukrainians using a bullshit war to then rebuild their empire and take the country for themselves.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    rent free

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it was a western city, the world might have just joined forces to protect it, but nobody gives a shit about the east.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would Half Life 2 be different if it was set in Slovenia?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How would Half Life 2 be different if it was set in Slovenia?
      >Ravenholm would be series of villages along broken railway, where you need to disembark to repair/unlock/open shit to progress, while swarmed with zombies
      >Hills/mountains instead of coasts
      >Citadel in dead center of Ljubljana
      I would say, that it would be pure kino

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would Half Life 2 be different if it was set in India?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >India
      water hazard is radioactive the whole way

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the airboat section took place in the Ganges River.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would Half Life 2 be different if it was set in Tibet?

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would Half Life 2 be different if it was set in Japanese-run Sakhalin?

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    few to no earthquakes over there and it is situated on the largest landmass.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      ???

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think the aliens care about which city they're in

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >North & South America were both overwhelmed by Xen creatures and abandoned by the Combine as it was not cost effective to maintain fortified cities there
    >draining the oceans made naval logistics pointless, so the Combine had to establish their presence on a contiguous landmass
    >the Russian Black Sea coast is close to the center of Eurasia, making it a good point to deliver resources/people by train from all corners of the landmass.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    because eurobeats

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were looking for the highest concetration of white men.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that's certainly not Bulgypsia.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's Poland.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >poland
          >cyrillic signs
          Uh huh.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What gives you the impression that the citadel is their HQ? Or that its the only structure of its like they've constructed on Earth?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I thought so much of City 17 that I elected to establish my Administration here, in the Citadel so thoughtfully provided by Our Benefactors.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Belarus is a nice place. Should have picked Serbia tho.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why did the Combine pick some random slav city as their Earth's HQ?
    That particular area of Earth had the coolest gas masks

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Slavs are the last whites on Earth
    Just like in real life. Kek.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Presumably the rest of the world was too devastated from the Xen invasion and the seven hour war.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like new england portland

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >russia is prone to falling celestial bodies due to its size and geography
    >combine falls in russia and looks for nearest city, if it didnt already fall on it
    simple

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