why did the jarl have a dark elf bodyguard and no wife?

why did the jarl have a dark elf bodyguard and no wife?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was fighting for the Empire, remember?

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the species of his shieldmaiden
    not a dark **f thats for sure

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is the car's skin so shiny? It's like she's a fish

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        cat****

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        she uses strong Nord cum as a conditioner

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        she hasn't washed in weeks, greasy bawd

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Irl cats are shinny if they are well fed

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Freshly polished

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Daily reminder that male Khajiits have small, barbed dicks. Given the choice, why wouldn't a female Khajiit choose a human man over their own?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I may be a true son of skyrim but that thalmor pussy is too good to give up

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      High elves deserve to be bretonized by powerful atmoran descendents

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So who are the East Asian girls of Tamriel?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      akaviri is china i think, high elves are either the high iq asians meme race or israelite race

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >China
        This homie didn't pay attention in history class

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          they have monkeys and pandas there anon

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            They have monkeys and panda's at the zoo too

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >of Tamriel
        >akaviri

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Altmer

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is no Asia.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      redguards had some japanese names in the past

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Balgruuf has kids so he used to have a wife at some point

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Game files lists them as his brothers kids.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skyrim doesn't make sense. If the children always take after the mother, then why even have war? Wouldn't you just send hordes of your daughters to rape all the virginal young men and genetically take over your enemies that way?

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    obligatory

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      pro tip: if you feel the need to post an "obligatory" post/image, then you don't belong here.
      Come original, motherfricker.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nords belong to the BBC (beautiful black cat)

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    True Nords are gay. They don't have shieldmaidans

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

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