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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You are mentally ill / white and need to stop actively seeking things on the internet to get upset about.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you wish you were white so bad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >OP heard about new Monkey Island and was interested in it
      >Looks it up
      >Sees the pic
      >You post that flammatory psychological manipulation

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Voicing how you dont like the art direction of a new game makes you mentally ill
      >any criticism is bad because it can hurt peoples feelings.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do leftists bootlick EVERYTHING that is bad, ugly, or corrosive?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Being in a cult is like that, Dear Leader(s) can do no wrong.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they need to corrupt anything that seems remotely traditional, or comes from a time when values like that were more mainstream
        theyre literally a parasite

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because good and beautiful are now considered "right-wing". I'm serious, that's your answer. It's contrarian taken to its logical conclusion.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They wanted to experiment with an art style and are stubbornly refusing to accept that it's not that appealing to the original fans of the game. Personally it reminds me of a more caricature oriented tale on Italian futurism as an art style which is kind of cool - but I think that's a very radical deviation from the original pixel art the game was known for.

        The fans are right to find it distasteful , honestly it comes across as pretty forced

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The dev wanted to disparage against "problematic" boomer gamers and start to cater exclusively to zoomers on Twitter
          Playing the victim here is paramount to the success of this manipulation tactic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because they relate to it. That's exactly how they see themselves, and why they're always so chock full of insecurities. If they held the world around them to higher standards, then they'd have to hold themselves to higher standards as well, so they simply encourage everything to drop down to their level.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A large part of online leftism is intentionally championing nonsensical/disgusting things simply to own the chuds

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think Ted Kaczynski had the best theory on this. They want standards to cease to be a thing because they have confused themselves with "causes" or products. So any negative thing said about *insert cause or product here* they see as a personal attack.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You are a radical leftist sucking corporate wiener. Your cognitive dissonance has no bounds.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >hey guys look at this bad looking art direction lol its pretty funny
      >"YOU FRICKING IDIOT LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS, WHY DO YOU GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO HATE THINGS FRICK YOU"
      >haha lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      so it does not looks awful?

      ladies and gentleman, deflection from leftists

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      /thread
      suddenly everyone cares about this game and its only to seethe. literal npc threads

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        so monkey island don't have an already established fan base?
        How many games they manage to make again?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I have no idea because I've literally never seen a thread about it on Ganker
          nor have I played it, and I doubt anyone in this thread has

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You never saw a thread about Monkey Island on Ganker?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              im a 2020 oldgay. no one cared about monkey island until recently.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ok that makes

                /thread
                suddenly everyone cares about this game and its only to seethe. literal NPC threads

                completely pointless and dishonest.
                Thanks for outing yourself.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you're really grasping

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hostility is part of the nature
                Thanks for raiding yourself.

                outed and coping, like clockwork

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                been here longer than you, gay
                you've ever played a monkey island game. prove me wrong

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Loved them as a kid, specially curse, and got to know grim fandango because of it.
                Plenty of people here grew up with the series and talked about it when the remastered came.
                You simply do not know what you are talking about nor have enough knowledge here for your opinion to be relevant.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Plenty of people
                apparently not enough for there ever to be a thread about it. it went from barely existing on Ganker to having 5 threads.
                this now the Ukraine of Ganker

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                people tend to talk more about new shit than old shit because old shit has already been talked about and new shit hasn't been.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The last game in the series was released thirteen fricking years ago, and only Europeans actually played it because it was a pre-Walking Dead Telltale. Of course you didn't see a fricking thread for it, it was only ever brought up in relation to criticisms of Deponia and Thimbleweed Park.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This is like saying "well I haven't seen a thread about it lately until this" if a shitty looking sequel to Okami was announced.

                You're the same type of moron that makes "OH NO NO NO" threads when single player games have their active playercount drop.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So for you, this old ass franchise HAS to have a constant stream of threads in a hobby that creates thousands new games each years?
                Anon, you are very stupid and a sore loser.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >it went from barely existing on Ganker to having 5 threads. this now the Ukraine of Ganker
                The frick does that even mean?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you never fit in, sperg.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Raided and arresting, like a blm donator.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hostility is part of the nature
                Thanks for raiding yourself.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think I see many people "suddenly caring about the game", it's people pointing out that the art is ugly

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're here to seethe at the seethe so are you better?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          calling you moronic isnt seethe but nice try

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            People criticizing shitty art isn't seethe either but nice try.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >criticize
              seething isn't criticizing. you can't tell me why the art is bad when compared to other art. you're an NPC following the script.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He has a dick nose and beady eyes and he looks like shit. You're clearly seething that anons think the art looks bad lol.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                nothing you said describes "bad art"
                you described what you don't like about it
                that isn't how art works
                but why would I expect a mutt to know the difference between subjective opinion and what makes an art's composition "good"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I think it looks like shit and that makes you seethe. I'm glad we've established that the only angry person here is you lol.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >looks like shit
                >doesn't describe bad art

                Braindead contrarian homosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >it's bad because...IT JUST IS!
                mutt education

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE AN DISPROVAL OPINION ABOUT THINGS!
      Are you shitskins for real? No wonder why your countries turn into absolute corrupt shitholes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      /thread
      suddenly everyone cares about this game and its only to seethe. literal NPC threads

      Meanwhile you jump to defend everything no matter how shitty it is? You're the contrarian here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Projecting much?
      The guy has a legitimate criticism of the Artstyle and you instantly jump to racebaiting. Why haven’t you taken your medals today schizo?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Welcome to Ganker

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Projectily racebaitilo ArTsTyLe McSchizo?
        And a buzzwordily buzzword to you too, white boi

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          YWNBAW, black boi(Isaac)

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            But I already am a white

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            YAWNgay, dank snoy (newton)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you are white / white and need to stop being white

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ACK!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think you might be projecting anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You are mentally ill / non-white and need to stop actively seeking whites on the internet to get upset about.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      we're not "seeking" things. there just simply ARE more things to get upset about nowadays.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      look at all those (you)s this is what you wanted you frick boy, are you cumming yet? you lying piece of shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      drama, duh!

      >people don't like shitty games
      oh no... THE CUSTOMERS WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG!

      but for real tho, who's the target audience for this game? people who want to buy car insurances?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They hated him because he told the truth

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        just consume products, got it.

        It looks fine you pussies

        no it does not.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not saying you need to buy it but the b***hing is over dramatic

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are the older monkey island games worth playing?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you like point and click adventures, then yes, they are. It's the best the genre can offer. The humor is a bit reddit-tier sometimes but the atmosphere is amazing. All the 4 games are great imo but MI 2 is my personal favorite (preferably the original, non-"remastered" version). It's the definition of "soul".

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely.

        [...]
        >the humor is reddit-tier
        The internet has mentally broken you.

        The special editions of the first two games let you also play the originals right?
        Are the original versions or the remakes better?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The special editions of the first two games let you also play the originals right?
          ye, but only 2 lets you keep the voices on while doing it out of the box.
          Secret SE is dogshit because of the bad character design and unfinished background art, but you can extract a Talkie version of the CD release from it piracy-free because the the SE stuff is just a layer that runs on top of the original game
          2 SE is k, big improvement, actually good, just removes the Sam and Max cameo.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It's the best the genre can offer
        Day of the Tentacle is a billion times better.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thats arguable. They're comparable in my opinion.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The humor is a bit reddit-tier
        you need to close your Ganker tabs now and then

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Look up the talkie mod for 1 and 2. It's the original games but with remastered voice acting and music. (or with just voice acting if you prefer original music)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely.

      If you like point and click adventures, then yes, they are. It's the best the genre can offer. The humor is a bit reddit-tier sometimes but the atmosphere is amazing. All the 4 games are great imo but MI 2 is my personal favorite (preferably the original, non-"remastered" version). It's the definition of "soul".

      >the humor is reddit-tier
      The internet has mentally broken you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      To "start controversy" but it worked too well and then gilbert threw a tantrum like he always does.

      If you like point and click games, lucasarts 90s output is still the best in the genre.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Guyhomosexual Facewoody

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you are so blatantly not white. you cant even be subtle about it. your envy shows.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      envy of what?being 100+ kg? seeing the entire country get overtaken by pajeet and muslim?kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >white = american
        ???

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        thats what you want to believe. keep spreading your demoralization psyops, chink.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's funny to see non-whites argue about who's whiter
    as an aryan chad, this amuses me

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >penis nose

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THAT AIN'T WORKIN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      YA POST OFF-TOPIC ON THE Ganker Ganker

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No tumblr red nose. Also the song is b***hin' and Monkey Island will just be mediocre.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MONEY FOR NOTHING

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Druckmann loves it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Wholesome and y'all being used in the same post
      >Druckmann
      Holy shit lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >how dare they attack an obvious cash-in using the brand name as collateral
      don't care

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >wholesome
      Nice of him to let me know I can completely disregard his opinions 3 words in. (Not that Druckmann's opinion ever mattered in the first place)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This motherfricker really needs to get hit by a car. He's doing so much damage to the industry.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        jesus

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that is depressing as hell

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Something similar happened in my third world country, people are fricking savages.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        who is the elk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      chudbros we fricking lost

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So it is objectively bad since druckman's taste is in a matter of fact awful.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So Anita Sarkesian analogous to a priest for these woke lefty types? They seem to look to her for moral guidance the way a Christian would look to their pastor/priest.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Anita hasn’t been relevant since you were in elementary school, underage

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Did pointing out that you're in a cult strike too close to home?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, that's a good way of describing it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Being from Texas, the first time I heard a yankee say "y'all" I nearly died laughing and had to pass it off like I was choking on my own spit. They don't know how to make the necessary shapes to make the sound, if that makes sense. It's like how some people can't roll their Rs or pronounce French words.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is it not yaw-ll?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They also overuse it. Most southerners and blacks still use plural you in addition to y'all. But for these homosexuals it's always y'all in every sentence they can possibly fit it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Ron Gilbert will no longer post about the game due to online abuse
      Why are these people these days such fricking pussies? God damn it makes it me sick. You made a SHIT product and people are calling you out on it. Maybe if you listen to your fans and not make a SHIT product they wouldn't be calling you a prancing lala homosexual on le reddit. These homosexuals need to get a grip on reality or honestly just kill themselves if they can't read a mean tweet. I wonder how hurt he would be if I told him directly that I was gonna pirate his shitty game just to laugh at it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i can really respect the old-fashioned hacks like george lucas, who make moronic shit and then at least have the decency to refuse to admit it sucks and stand by themselves until they die, but these new modern hacks who make moronic shit and then emotionally collapse when people inevitably say it sucks should not be in any creative profession at all.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Agreed. They don't even believe in what they've created, they know it's shit so they isolate themselves from criticism.
          Being a delusional chad artist takes some character development by polish through friction and these morons are simply too weak to do that so they remain unpolished worthless rocks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >y'all
      They deserve it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Druckmann "deserves" worse than any living creature can possibly give him. He won't get what he "deserves" until he's literally burning in hell.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i think living in a delusion that he's some serious artist is kind of punishment in itself. he wrote a indy/lara ripoff and a zombie video game.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            A zombie videogame that was a direct ripoff of the shitty Walking Dead games Telltale made, no less.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why does everyone say that now? Do they know it literally makes them sound like a teenage girl? Or a comical yokel with a banjo?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It’s supposed to be inclusive to avoid using the word “guys”. Because gendered words are bad.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Just use actual English? "All of you", or "everyone", or "people". Saying "y'all" in any context (unless you're actually Uncle Jesse from Dukes of Hazard) makes you sound like a fricking moron.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If a man does it he's a pervert. Its a women's culture thing on the internet.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Saying literally also makes you sound like a teenage girl and everyone does that too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >israelitemann
      Of course, the main goal of israelites is to destroy everything that is good and beautiful.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >also shits on anime breasts and would toxically claim that he knows better than the creators
      OK moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > Cuckman
      > Toxic fans

      Yup. Absolutely no one say *THAT* one coming. It can't possibly be the case that the art style is total ass.... of course not.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever happened to "the customer is always right" mentality?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was never true

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This guy has become suck a contrarian homosexual, the hell went wrong?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Druckmann loves it

      Not that I had doubts about being right, but now I am 120% sure.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frustrated art-school wannabe fails at becoming a real artists/writer. Goes into game development to pay his bills and believe he is entitled to people's businesses. MANY SUCH CASES!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >israelite loves something that is ugly, subversive, and offensive to the eye

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >y'all
      Every time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      druckman never mattered

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He would tell you otherwise.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >wholesome
      >y'all
      >toxic
      it's like a parody at this point

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Remember: Computer God computerized brainthinking sealed robot operating arm surgery cabinet machine removal of most of the frontal command-lobe of the brain - gradually during lifetime and overnight in all insane asylums (after Computer God kosher-bosher one month probation period), creating helpless, hopeless Computer God Frankenstein Earphone Radio Parroting Puppet brainless slaves resulting in millions of hopeless helpless homeless derelicts in all JerU.S.Alem cities and Soviet slave work camps

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they found their first customer!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And only customer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You know what? I kinda don't care about this because I know perfectly that the game will flop and all the people defending it like cuckman will forget the existence of this game in like a week after release and of course this whole controversy will be forgotten until another case like this happens and repeats for as long these shitty remakes keep releasing, a big shame that this had to happen to monkey island but honestly the franchise was already dead before this and we will always have the classics on our hand to play.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like a banana, because it's Monkey Island. 3deep5me

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's like the combined corporate art with tumblr art.

    Almost impressive how repugnant it is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The giant limbs are horrifying when it's supposed to be, I dunno, cute or fun I guess. There's something sickening about this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's probably because 70% of ameriturds are obese and have arms and legs that look like giant sausages. But the corporate israelites can't just draw them obese so they can identify themselves to that kind of corporate art so they decided for a third option.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's like an unholy fusion of yaoi art and cal arts, how horrifying.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you know the solution, anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you know the solution, anon
        Year zero?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yes

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Right answer!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      THIS I spent 10 minutes looking for this then saw you already posted it

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FINALLY I figured out why that style made me think of moronic try-hard pseuds.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      im INFJ

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hope you get better soon.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As someone who's never played monkey island, I look at this new art direction and all I see is soulessness. It's ugly. It's overly simplified and corporate looking. They even gave them to stupid fricking Tumblr nose thing where it looks like everyone's got a cold for some reason. Jesus it's ugly.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HAHAHAHAHHA
    THAT LOOKS AWFUL WTF

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    About hiring the art team from Deponia.

    I never fully took to Deponia's style myself. Like everything else from Daedalic it felt like it was missing final polish to be it's own thing rather than a bargain bin indie title (looking at you Whispered World you fricking slog). Not to mention the German humour relying in Rufus being a terrible person, yet never finding time to actually give him some likeable traits too.

    Should have had more nudity of all the female characters as well. What's the point of making a game in Europe if you don't at least do French levels of fanservice.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it felt like it was missing final polish to be it's own thing rather than a bargain bin indie title
      That's probably because they were made on a bargain bin budget which they didn't even expect to recoup.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    these people learned nothing from sonic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this movie being so open to feedback that late in production made it more successful than anything else, developers should just accept when they massively frick up and change it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but that would mean admitting a mistake, and we all know companies can't ever do that
        doesn't help that most modern devs have their heads shoved fully up their ass and absolutely can't accept criticism

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's more complicated to change the artstyle for the entire game, versus changing the design and model for 1 character. They probably are too far along to make any real significant changes, if any. They might do something to the faces to make them more expressive, but even then I doubt it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >versus changing the design and model for 1 character.
          It was enough of a change that it bankrupt the animation studio contracted that was responsible for basically having to reanimate a good chunk of the movie.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not solely. They were also responsible for Cats, and since you're probably not party to VFX industry horror stories I'll remind you that they were still contractually obligated to continue working on the film not only after it had already released, but even after it had been released on DVD.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >They were also responsible for Cats
              Wouldn't have been the studio's fault for the higher-ups giving them the ok to continue with the nightmare-tier faces.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you realize that was just a publicity stunt, right? you don't actually think they didn't realize it was bad until the trailer released, do you?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How many times do you need to see absolute trainwrecks being released with the big budget creators thinking there's nothing wrong with them?
          There are constant, daily occurrences in which some big business puts forth some blatantly shitty thing and will shit on the very fans unanimously saying it's bad, all because they think they know better.
          Stop giving them the benefit of the doubt in thinking they're trying to be clever and just recognize that they are all fricking moronic with their heads up their asses.

          And that's not "attribute to incompetence rather than malice" because the reality is they are both incompetent AND malicious. But they are not fricking clever.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kids these days already forgot the horrors of the cola wars.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yes you are 🙂

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >dick nose
    What an atrocious artsyle.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's really funny looking at twitter and seeing everyone having the same problem, that being the art direction, and seeing the creators get mad and upset and acting like they're wrong. I hope it fricking flops, they're acting like children.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Another beloved point-and-click adventure game series gets butchered by nu-devs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yo why the frick that look like a flashgame on y8

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      These games managed to miss the mark so horribly for one reason specifically.

      Larry Laffer was a short-dicked midget with the ego the size of a planet who wanted to frick babes. That shit is inherently funny and you cheer for Larry even though he's a shitty guy simply because his goal seems so out of reach.

      Nu-Larry (Laffer's nephew or some shit) is an average-dicked normal height guy with barely an ego to speak of and his dream is to lay pipe in some boring, middling as frick roasties. If you don't already see the disconnect then let me spell it the reason it doesn't work.

      Seeing a midget in a leisure suit fighting an uphill battle towards getting his dick wet is funny, each rejection is expected and humorous because Larry being Larry you can see where the girls are coming from, which makes it all the sweeter when Laffer DOES occasionally get a small win. And we can sympathise in the same way as Donald Duck having a little good luck.

      With nu-Larry what you get is this completely average man who gets shut down by women who in no way is out of his league, which is not funny. Its just tragic and strangely mean-spirited that the devs thought the idea of a normal guy not getting any was a substitute for humour. Subsequently there's no reason to cheer for nu-Larry. He isn't a mess of self-denial and compensating for his looks with even more ridiculous charm like the real Larry, and he's not funny. The devs missed the mark because they thought that "Hehe man can't get laid" was the funny part.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >when Laffer DOES occasionally get a small win
        Dude was happily married to the same woman for several games in a row. That's why they ended up resorting to that meta shit and beating Ron to the punch with his dumb twist.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Laffer's nephew or some shit
        That's the old Larry who for some reason got transported to current year. The nephew was in the garbage 3D game. You got the main problem right. The main girl of the nu Larry looks like a tired wine aunt and the rest isn't really better. Comparing them to the beauties like Fawn or Shamara is just cruel.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This is the main problem. The original games had Larry punching way above his weight class and nailing top shelf babes using little more than his wits, while the new ones have him chasing 'realistic' women that he shouldn't have to jump through hoops to get. It doesn't play into the comedy/fantasy of the original games that present the absurd premise of this middle-aged manlet scoring with centrefolds by running around fashioning random objects into tools he can use to his advantage. More to the point, Larry is out of his element in the original games because he's a sheltered guy living with his mom finally stepping out into the adult world, but in the new games it's just because he's a relic from the past in the wrong timeline and he's mainly having to navigate the dang kids with their smartphones and whatever other current year shit these games throw at you.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Wow you wouldn't date a neogrunge hipster hairy armpits sexy librarian gamer gurrl granola queer tumblr sex worker ???

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              jesus christ
              the original larry was basically a manlet israelite trying to frick aryan shiksas who were model tier

              now the israelite have problems fricking average leftist girls?
              how the mighty have fallen

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is the main problem. The original games had Larry punching way above his weight class and nailing top shelf babes using little more than his wits, while the new ones have him chasing 'realistic' women that he shouldn't have to jump through hoops to get. It doesn't play into the comedy/fantasy of the original games that present the absurd premise of this middle-aged manlet scoring with centrefolds by running around fashioning random objects into tools he can use to his advantage. More to the point, Larry is out of his element in the original games because he's a sheltered guy living with his mom finally stepping out into the adult world, but in the new games it's just because he's a relic from the past in the wrong timeline and he's mainly having to navigate the dang kids with their smartphones and whatever other current year shit these games throw at you.

        honestly I have never actually played OG nor Nu-larry but the way you describe the character you could basically keep making games forever and as long as the comedy held up they'd be awesome, certainly better than most of the DAZ shit we have now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ugly women

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God it’s just revolting to look at.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"Accidentally"
      Good to know even as a kid everyone hated him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everytime

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Druckman is a fed
      that explains so much.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >struck in the head with a golf club

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Druckmann studied criminology
      There's only 4 kinds of people who study criminology, cops, wannabe PIs, true crime fans, and serial killers who want to know things to avoid. Dude is for certain a maniac.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the other thread just get deleted?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't these games basically storybooks for young children? Why do you give a single frick? It's like them changing the look of Barney, but even more niche of an IP

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anon I wanna remind you you're on an anime website on a board for videogames which are usually made for children. You're not on some kind of high ground here.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    modern leftist concept of beauty

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shipping from France for 990$ btw.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wow!!
        this terrible camera effect REALLY makes you have to look closely at the gaping butthole
        really lean in and examine it
        just to try and see a single coherent shape

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm surprised that thing hasn't been destroyed yet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick am I looking at?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that's a statue, anon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I can see that but why does it look like a fricked up Jimmy Neutron without his signature DK hair

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I can see that but why does it look like a fricked up Jimmy Neutron without his signature DK hair

        Thats Yakub (peace be upon him)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        itz ze art of ze future

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sithlord looking ass

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Thats God.

            Bet you feel dumb now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Their god.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >where do you work out?
      >at the library

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why do Qucks go out of their way to be mad?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is the word cucks censored now?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's soulless corporate art seeping into gaming.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It really is. I find it ironic that Twitter lefties have the same art sense as big corporations.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You have it backwards, corporations make art that is as safe as possible, with vague shades of brown for the skin colors of people

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but they're making it to please woke lefties who are the primary makers and consumers of ugly art styles.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you? They are the definition of establishment shills. They literally are unable to think outside of what the establishment has created and approved.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Redditors are trying to organize a campaign for the devs to show their appreciation, for a game that isn’t even out yet. You can’t make this shit up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      reddit is full of morons, what's new?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >guys, we should just write the dev a thank note. who's with me?
      Are redditor only able to do something if a crowd is there to watch/do it with them?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They don't actually want to do it or even care about it, but they want the attention and reddit points that come from being a member of the in-group with the most points. It's all about acting outraged, not actually being outraged, because none of these people care about anything but their own sense of social value from watching a number go up on a screen.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >It's all about acting outraged, not actually being outraged,
          so it's exactly like Ganker but with a score board? or twitter but with points instead of resubs/follows.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no, why doesn't anyone think about all those creatively bankrupt "artists"!
      I don't remember last time we got good looking 2D game from western dev, probably skullgirls or something.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That new TMNT one

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was really, really cheap and easy

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    well at least they are not all brown

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is it just a simple-mindedness thing? he saw a rendering of the character in that style once and said it was the best ever, he actually fricking liked it, so is it really some chemical imbalance in his brain that caused this whole issue? we know for sure that the developer doesn't care about the art style since its been jumping around ever since the re-masters.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ron shut down the blog discussion and said he's never going to post about the game again

    This is just depressing. What the frick did he think would happen? He asked for controversy and he got it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If this was stop motion paper puppets, it would be charming.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Stop motion requires effort and time, something this game clearly didn't have.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        People were averse to the new GnG game too, but at least that game didn't have poorly drawn characters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is that a trans Black person with huge gym arms?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That is supposed to be Carla, the Swordmaster.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes but it's supposed to be Carla from MI1 somehow...

        This was the part of the trailer that made me go from "it looks bad" to "they made it bad on purpose to spite fans"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I never realized how the 1997 looks weird, too

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah the new one is clearly based on the 1997 one while everyone looks back at the 1990 one in order to compare them.
          Still, it doesn't excuse the soulless design of le discolored tumblr nose, the eyes being dots and everything being shaped like minimalist corpo garbage.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          His features are very broad and sweeping because it's a highly animated game where the big sprites get absolutely fricking crushed by the tiny display resolution. Basically, it's so you can read the sprite as anything other than a mess of vaguely-humanoid pixels once in motion.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      so that is the western norm now?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >its MA'AM

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why does she have linebacker body?

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >OMG MONKEY ISLAND HOW COULD THEY MY CHILDHOOD
    hello, reddit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You cared enough to take this image from Twitter and post it ITT though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Complacency is not chad. It's the most beta cuck shit imaginable and twitter memes aren't going to change that fact.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >current thing is advertised as successor of old thing you liked
      >the 'chad' move is to ignore it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yes
        youre supposed to be an adult now, with real life responsibilites like a family a career

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Do these responsibilities exclude me from hobbies? If so, then I'm a slave.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you have to care about current thing. I did NOT spend hundreds of hours reading /misc/ threads to inform myself so you can tell me its doesnt matter.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They talk about Monkey Island in /misc/?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          its all part of the culture war, see. media, and that includes video games, are controlled by the israelites to push their extreme leftist agenda.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What if I just simply don't like how shit the art looks compared to the original and think they butchered the game and hope they don't continue butchering it?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              youre in this whether you like it or not. its not a choice. the question is, are you on my side? will you fight for your race against the odds no matter what? if not youre a leftist moron and picked your side, too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Not liking an artstyle is reddit
      >Twitter filename

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Chad memes really show how fricking dumb some people are without much effort

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    money

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >try to look different and abrasive on purpose
    >end up making the most generic looking artstyle imaginable
    >try to salvage it by saying 'y-you just don't get it' and damage control by calling everyone who doesn't like it a racist gaymergator

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A term Dominic Armato used is 'retro-fascists', for your information

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick does that even mean? If you like pixel art, you are literally Hitler?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Look at his twitter thread and find out. Should've posted it earlier.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't buy many Western games because the art styles are just unpalatable one way or the other.

            >dog shit simple art that looks like it'd be more at home in a Zoloft commercial (Like new Monkey Island)
            >Everything being either gray and drab or zany neon pop punk shit
            >The same black woman with half her head shaved and a purple coat (That Xbox showcase had one like every other game lol)

            Art s a huge factor for me. The game could be the best thing ever, but if I've gotta look at it for hours on end, I'm just not gonna bother.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It does gradually start to feel like many game developers and artists across the board, especially Californians, are part of some grand conspiracy to force corporate ugliness down the throat of the world.

              Don't forget the wretched Californian remake of Advance Wars that got delayed indefinitely because of Current Thing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He means "old good new bad" extremists but is using it in the sense of "I acknowledge people hate how Return looks for reasons other than it being new"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think new has to be bad. Super Catboy has some amazing looking pixel art, Vanillaware do great modern 2D, and Arcsys have managed to make 3D look almost as good as high quality 2D.
            So what's their excuse?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              There is no excuse, Ron WANTS IT to look like this, because Ron doesn't actually have good visual taste. He's a virtual savant for puzzle design but he likes ugly art. This is nothing new. "The Cave" looked like shit. Thimbleweed Park got away with it because of pretty spritework.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The Cave looked "fine" style-wise. Problem was its rendering engine just couldn't make use of the fricking assets.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LMAOOOOO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its fricking nuts how everyone seems to be questioning why the hatred sounds wierd and made-up without wondering if it literally is fricking made-up and the entire 'mofuggin chuds' shit is just a cope to cover how fricking bad the game looks
      you're gonna get people calling you racial slurs over literally anything, using that as a scapegoat to ignore criticism is fricking moronic to begin with, but it seems like they're now fabricating it themselves or at least just amplifying it more than it even exists then wondering why it all seems so fake and forced

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >if it wasn't stereotypically Christian or ancap then it was leftist
      Why are they like this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They replaced religion and any kind of meaningful conflict in their lives with politics. They live, breathe, piss, shit and frick politics. Their entire identity is politics. Their entire purpose in life is to be a single vote and see their political party win.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How can you devote your entire life to politics and know absolute frickall about it
          These people literally just repeat [current talking point] and they'll 180 overnight if authority tells them to

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like this place where if you say anything against the grain you get called a leftist lib cuck sjw etc
        Partisans anon, partisans

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda true, gilbert has always been a huge liberal.
      On the other hand, what does a shit art style have to do with left/right shit?
      Its just fricking ugly, thats what it is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hes right, guybrush is constantly lying, stealing, and generally limp wristed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Keep your dumb Ameripolitiks out of my vidya.
      Frick off.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why do morons keep trying to categorize everything in right and left

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        because leftists are morons

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Americans

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They hired a corporate graphic designer instead of an artist.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Garbage clipart artstyle

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly as a huge Monkey Island fan for 30 years...at least the music, writing, and gameplay is going to be intact.

    Many Japanese franchises like SMT have had it even worse recently and there's barely even a public outcry about it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >writing
      Based on Thimbleweed Park I wouldn't be so certain of that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        TP was great aside from the ending which was shit in the exact same way MI2's ending was shit.

        Soul Hackers 2 and TMS are at least spin-offs
        These styles are actually pretty good. the artists they got for the games are great
        the problem is its just not SMT and no one could match Kaneko's vision for the series

        >the artists they got for the games are great

        Absolutely not.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >which was shit in the exact same way MI2's ending was shit
          Hey, guess what Ron said his goal for this project was as far back as the first hypothetical proposal on his blog?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          explain to me how toi8 and Shirow Miwa are bad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Soul Hackers 2 and TMS are at least spin-offs
      These styles are actually pretty good. the artists they got for the games are great
      the problem is its just not SMT and no one could match Kaneko's vision for the series

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >and there's barely even a public outcry about it
      "Barely even" is honestly more than you should've expected, since Soul Hackers 3DS was "barely even" bought by anyone in the first place.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      TMS is a fun game and Soul Hackers 2 will probably be fun too. Why didn't you actually post SMTV?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >eternal fanboy who buys the bad games in the series on release day, japan

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >jaded cynic who can't enjoy things unless they're carbon copies of something else

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Let me know how SMT: Nocturne is a carbon copy of 1 or 2, and how Curse of MI is a carbon copy of LeChuck's Revenge.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Honestly don't give a shit about Monkey Island, I just came here to talk about SMT and wind up morons. 3 certainly was a leap from 1 and 2; is that the only SMT title you enjoy? Pretty sad if so, there are a variety of titles out there, even if we're just talking mainline.

              SMTV is okay and your taste is horrid.

              Feel free to elaborate and discuss your tastes and distastes in full

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I've only played SJ and Nocturne (i.e. no real shin megoomy tensay games), but I know that they have many differences from prior installments, and still have sizable followings and receive high praise.
                Nocturne adding Press Turn and straying from strict Chaos/Neutral/Law alignments, Strange Journey wanting to be Etrian Odyssey instead, these are far from carbon copies of the originals. Not to mention SMT 1 lacking demon fusion, the core mechanic the series is known for.
                While I'm here I'll also summarize the issue with Curse of Monkey Island, in that it was made as a continuation to the first two MIs without the involvement of the original creator, was at the time considered to retcon events from MI 2, and has a different artstyle for the series, yet sees a similar positive reputation as Nocturne does in SMT.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >second spoiler
                lacking inheritance*

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >second spoiler
                lacking inheritance*

                Fair enough (and nice save for spoiler no.2, though it somewhat invalidates the point). Mainline titles iterate when it comes to combat, fusion and so forth - spin-off titles such as the original Soul Hackers, DDS and if don't always do radical things with the gameplay, relying more on the plot, characters and themes to drive engagement, working with the solid base of what's already established with a gimmick or two to distinguish, typically. I'd personally argue that TMS and presumably Soul Hackers 2 fall into this category. So when I mentioned "only enjoying things if they're a carbon copy", I was largely referring to rather superficial readings of tone, art style, etc.

                As a breakaway property in the west, the vast majority of people who played a title under the "SMT" umbrella back when it was a relative unknown would have played Nocturne (or Persona 3 or 4) to begin with. As such, when SMTIV released and had more akin to 1 and 2 in terms of setting and tone than 3, which was a radical departure, there was significant backlash from some corners. This has also led to many western fans decrying anything other than Nocturne and SJ as "not being real shin megoomy tensay" and anything where Kaneko isn't involved being irredeemable shit, the irony of which is palpable. We're getting the same logic with SH2 since it's not looking like a 1:1 of the original SH, which was clearly a product of its time as much as this one is. So as you sort of state with your Curse of Monkey Island explanation, maybe that's how SH2 will end up, for all we know - potentially more unique and better regarded than the original (or at least comparable/on par). Or maybe it'll be shit, we'll just have to wait and see. The proof is in the pudding.

                Also, if you've only played SJ and Nocturne, get/emulate Devil Survivor on the DS/3DS. Absolutely brilliant spin on tactics games.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he recommends Devil Survivor which I forgot to mention because I forgot about it
                I find the NPC defense missions an annoying chore so I may not beat it for a while still. I'm a mission or two after saving Midori and Haru and the game still feels like it's 'building up' to the good parts. It's the last of the three I've played in order of SJ > Nocturne > DS, probably not finishing it (whereas I beat the other two)
                Also your essay was a good read, thanks. You should lower your hopes for SH2 being the equivalent Curse of MI, though, as Curse still plays much like a MI game (with some streamlining) while SH2 seems closer to new Personas instead.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        SMTV is okay and your taste is horrid.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A good number of people let Atlus know what they think when that survey went out last month. Ringo did not go over well with the audience.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >SMT have had it even worse recently and there's barely even a public outcry about it.
      Because /smtg/ morons opinions are worth less then Shit especially with them being full of posers no less.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >TMS team
      Ironic, at least Tsubasa has jokes and lewds to remember, and Ringo will probably will do, generic but not hideous

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looks fine 2bh.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Subverting expectations for the sake of subverting expectations

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >do this to FLCL
    >do that to monkey island
    >wonder why fans dont like it, cry when they say it looks like shit
    "creatives" really live in their own fantasy land bubbles, completely cut off from what other people think, huh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i didn't really even like FLCL, but that's such a far cry from the original style and character it's obscene

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Then of course you always have people who defend utter garbage, who twist it all to suit a narrative.
      I'm tired of the cycle.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I never watched the shitty FLCL sequel series, didn't even look at a single frame of it. I'm glad I made the right choice, that looks fricking awful.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So you’re telling me the gay that is ruining monkey island did the same with FLCL?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is this from the "sequels"? I knew they would be shit, which is why I didn't watch them. But even my deepest cynicism didn't think they'd be this bad.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yea it looks awful, but count your blessings too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Western cartoons and art styles have taken an incredible nose dive over the last 10 years.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I always feel like people drawing like this are intentionally trying to piss me off. I've got friends who love it though. One of life's great tests is tolerating people who don't share your taste.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >2011 Anime canceled for THIS.
      Yurusenai...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        looked good, however it was a bit too slow
        the 2002 MotU however was the best remake of an 80's toy cartoon you could get

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i don't know why it was canceled really, was better than korra all things considered.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >2011 Anime canceled for THIS.
          Yurusenai...

          Still remember this show. Nice animation and designs, but it was clear as day one writer with a lot of pull had a fricking bone to pick with Lion-O and a boner for Tygra.

          Like I get using part of the first season having Lion-O step into the role of leader and earning his team's respect and all, and dealing with the rivalry and animosity between him and his brother. But his team treated him like a fricking joke and he just stayed taking Ls.

          Even his waifu was working against him in the end.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            everybody knows it was going to deliver in the end.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Funny, she was one of the only ones to not give him shit, but who knows how well aging her up to let her be with Lion-O would have gone over.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Adventure Time was a fricking mistake.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Remember when they mocked everyone for hating on it, going so far as to have another show (Teen Titans GO) also mock the viewers? Then when nobody watched the show it was quietly cancelled with only one season out?

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >and then one day for no reason at all..

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So this is how western civilization dies.. not with a bang but with a wimper

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    @604329612
    here's your (You), don't spend it all in one place

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because you let them win

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The tide is turning, just hold on a bit longer. Abortion was just made illegal, some more big changes are to follow

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Roe v Wade overturned, gun rights secured, EPA reigned in.

      Chuds just can't stop winning.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the FBI is about to get abolished as well

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pssch, I wish

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That would be nice

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Anyone have that AI generated greentext about an FBI agent bombing a mall?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >we're about to lay off a bunch of people that had access to top military and state secrets
          Keep dreaming.You will be paying them out of your taxes until the end of your lives...possibly even longer.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I want to believe.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I just want New York Times v. Sullivan to get overturned. If that happens you are going to get so much fricking salt the entire world will be sodium.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          god, I hope so

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the entire abortion thing was just a distraction, biden will codify it before his term is up to score "BIG POINTS" with "liberals"

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dear 604329734,
    Gracious apologies for having insulted your meagre faculties with my inventive insults. I have already banked the (You) and will put it to good use at a later date.
    Yours truly,
    >Based Chad Anon

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I WANT MY MTV

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's a whole interview with Ron about how he liked the initial designs very much, and thought it made the game feel current.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Blame israelites

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are leftists so obsessed with destroying beauty and taking anything that was good in the past and destroying it? History and culture? Change it despite what reality tells us and hand it over to minorities to make them feel included. Art? It's built on white beauty standards therefore we should dismantle it, look at my post-modern. Math? 2+2=5. Beloved franchises that shitstain leftists loved as well? Take it and recreate it. Hobbies? We like the stuff you made, now it should be catered to my sensitivities.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      See

      We're literally under siege.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even give a shit about Monkey Island but all the threads about it made me check out the trailer and honestly it doesn't look that bad. It sort of reminds me of Guacamelee's art design. Pity about the penis nose though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thats the funny thing about all this seething, its only going to increase its exposure and lead to more sales

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Guacamelee looks far better in motion than this stilted tweened crap in Returns.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not just the art, it's the animation. Guacamelee was animated smooth and you could tell that they were trying to make the most out of the style. This looks and feels like a downgrade of the SE-style art. Everything is jankier and lower-fidelity.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lack of talent

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What were the comments that were abusive? Anyone have an archived screenshot of the blog before it went down? I'm inclined to believe that out of maybe 100 posts complaining about the artstyle, only one or two actually had insults or threats.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's how it always plays out.
      >Do/say something moronic.
      >You get comments critical of you.
      >Pick out one or two unhinged comments or just use a sock account as an example that you are receiving mass harassment.
      >Talk about how you're mentally exhausted/sad and how just logging off/blocking people isn't a solution (it's because they're Twitter-brained and gain catharsis from others engagement).
      >Leverage your emotion state to gaslight others and paint your opponents and morally indignant.
      >Normies side with you because you were able to frame the conversation through what amounts to abuser tactics.
      >Rinse and repeat.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s weird how this is the only industry I’ve ever seen where literally every single creator and publisher and writer working within it just seems to fricking hate and utterly despise their own market. Like it ugly sonic had been put in a game and not a movie, these people would’ve been chomping at the bit to defend it and dehumanize anyone that dared suggest it didn’t look good, and you would be a bad guy for not buying it day 1 with all the DLC. It’s just so weird.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because people in the game industry that make story based games want to be in the movie industry and resent that they're nerd making toys for manchildren

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's because most AAA game devs like cuckman don't know how to elevate vidya so they just turn them into movies.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain the red nose "gin blossoms" art style to me?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      makes the face the focal point of the piece in a fast and easy way. generally means the actual skill of the artist is mid at best

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this really what you guys are so upset about losing?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Returns
      >Ugly style, ugly animation

      >Curse
      >Ugly style, animates fantastically

      I'm upset about losing at least one of its redeeming qualities.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I want to play a Double Fine game
    >We have Double Fine at home
    >Double Fine at home:

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I still don't know how the frick Psyconauts 2 ended up being great after everything revolving around its funding, and Double Fine's eventual MS acquisition.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ~~*why*~~
    the nosebergs pay them to shit things up, soros already said so in a bloomberg interview.
    it's literally the israelites fault. what else...

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2D artists are dead, nobody knows how to do proper 2D art anymore.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's a generation of "artists" who can't handle life drawing. No anatomical knowledge, no instinct for drawing form or even basic composition.
      Because you don't need that in your portfolio any more.
      >can you draw vector-shaped homunculi for our bank's pamphlets?
      >welcome aboard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i follow a lot of skilled artists on instagram that make a living selling sketches and playing vidya is enough.
      These gay devs are stuck in the past, out of touch and moronic, is why they think people like this ugly flat shit just because is common on phone apps, and have to resort to nostalgia baiting because they don't know better.

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's the issue? Guybrush has always looked like this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >That nose

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >uncircumcised
      BAKA GOYJIN !
      GOYJIN BAKA-KA !!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's got that corporate soulless art quality to it. Like something you'd see on Better Help or Calm or some other cookie cutter android app

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WE'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED, COME LOOK AT TODAY'S GOOGLE DOODLE!

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >being a privileged pale-skinned man in my own country
    Doubt

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The pink nose does it for me. No pink nose, maybe a buy. homosexualy pink nose = no buy

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why did they do it
    Because they didn't learn to play the guitar or learn to play the drums

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Americans

      Kino music videos in this thread.

      But for real is the art style why the Monkey Island creator quit? I heard about that but forgot there was another sequel or remake or whatever this is.

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever, as long as the puzzles are good and the writing is funny, I dont care.

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hey speaking of the forces of the antichrist desecrating the past some dude is AI upscaling Akira and adding post processing because what everyone thinks after watching it is "This should look less crisp"

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because venture capitalists are easily conned out of their money, especially if you have any kind of actual credentials.

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mom is a fan of point and click adventure games and played all the monkey islands
    >tell her about and show it to her
    >"why the frick did they do this? this is ugly"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If she likes the Myst games tell her Anon said she's a real OG D'homie

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when boomers through a fit when they first seen Windwakers art style? Now its considered a classic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      at least nintendo didn't put a schlong in the middle of link's face

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of people still don't like it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Boomers
      Anon, those were gen X.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Now its considered a classic

      By onions guzzling millennials

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I am Guybrush Threepwood, mighty homosexual.

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    to waste everyone's time and waste money, of course

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It looks fine you pussies

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