Why did they hang him?
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Why did they hang him?
Why did they hang him?
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He was acting shitty
THE DASTARDLY DOO DOO DEVOURER
I love how they hanged him with a fricking chain
I mean, would YOU volunteer to be the guy who has to take off his armor?
It doesn’t make any sense to hang someone who’s still wearing full plate armor. I like the idea that this pic is actually him being lowered into the dungeon, and since he was so foul and stinky no one wanted to remove his armor
He was most certainly being lowered in. They probably TRIED to kill him, but being tarnished, just came back to life.
Is that how it works? Why is it that tarnished NPC's don't revive but the player always does.
Because they lost grace, while you keep yours, cause Melina likes you
it's legacy dark souls mechanics, everyone has their own world
for the same reason all the undead npcs in dark souls don't revive either: they just don't, okay?
Because the Player still has the Guidance of Grace. All these other shitters don't.
Except for Godfrey, he quite explicitly still had Grace. But I guess he respawned somewhere far away and thus couldn't come back in time to stop you from challenging the Elden Beast (story-wise)
every pic of every person from the intro is them receiving grace after they died. thats what the yellow glowing thing is
why would the greater will bring back feces feaster after everything he did?
they were probably bringing back anybody who could potentially stop ranni
but nobody needed to stop Ranni, she would never have succeeded if not for the player tarnished
there were other tarnished allied with ranni. the greater will had no idea who you would pick, they just wanted ranni to lose
Marika did, cause she's evil
I thought this was taken in volcano manor
hung*
Why yes, I am, but I don't see what that has to do with the hanged shit-eater.
moron, hanged is the past tense of hang as an execution.
>he was hanged for his crimes
>you will be hanged for this
the painting was hung
the man was hanged
I am hung
>be ESL
>correct other people’s English
You’re Chinese, I’m assuming?
Most likely american.
Those Black folk cant speak their own language
this is exactly what a micro dick chinklet would say
Chinks dont even speak english to begin with. But mutts can (to some extent)
Talking during movies
He wouldn't share.
Assisted suicide. He always felt down in the dumps his whole life and believed the world was shit.
for liking feet like a shit eater
But that's based. Seedbed curse is what awaits trannies in Elden Ring. Miyazaki is atoning for Gwyndolin.
do people past the age of 8 really find poo poo jokes funnY?
No but they eat da
Yes. Also farts
Dey eat da poo poo.
What was his name again?
I think it was The Kooky Caca Consumer?
ETHAN GOD KING RALPH
The German
Rajesh Patel
He tried to eat my ass
The loathsome cum eater
I love everything about the Shunning Grounds
This guy is the only thing that has disturbed me in any video game. The idea of having your soul necrotized in stasis for eternity because of some mass sodomizer is freaky as frick. It's a more tangible fear than the abrahamic version of Hell, partially because it's beyond your control rather than a consequence of free will. Imagine the pure desperation of his victim's last moments as they undergo complete physical, pscyhological, and spritual debasement.
This
All the fell curse does is mask your soul from being drained by the roots of the erdtree and have the living sprout omen horns. Dung eater was a bad dude because he murdered people, but dig just a tiny bit into the description lore in Elden Ring and it's clear the layman understanding of the curse is literal Two Fingers propaganda.
If you're aligned with Ranni, you're basically aligned with Dung Eater too, you just have different solutions to removing the Golden Order's tyranny.
I should've also mentioned, the idea it's even a "curse" is wildly circumspect. Dung Eater himself calls it a blessing, and while he's obviously a biased source, it's clear that the one significant fact about seedbed is that the Erdtree cannot absorb the essence of the dead with it. So to Golden Order worshippers it is certainly a curse, but to those who see the Erdtree as a parasite upon the earth, the seedbed curse is something like the world's defense mechanism akin to an antibody response. Basically fell curse rune is not edgy psycho ending, it's a completely valid way to protect earth from outer entities. It's actually more inclusive than the undeath rune because that rune just makes those who live in death not outcasts in the Golden Order (who again, are outcasts due to not becoming Erdtree fertilizer). As the fell rune destroys the Golden Order, it helps those who live in death as well.
yeah okay moron go get your ass eaten and murdered by dung eater
>Dung Eater raped THIS
what the hell I thought he was a dumb Black person
loathsome
that's understandable and honestly the lost forgivable thing he's done. not saying i'd RAPE him but like... i get it.
Nobody bogs Big Bog but me
Zamn, Boggy looked like THAT?
better question. why are they throwing SHIT at him????
>eww this dude eats shit
>EAT SHIT homosexual LOL
this was literally the happiest moment of his life
eating shit
Smelled like shit
>in english class
>teacher writes on the board "he was hanged in the town square"
>"he was HANGED not HUNG, guys. remember that"
>im the only one that laughs
I'm hung, because my big wiener is heavy and my sack has stretched with age. :~~*~~*
what good is a heavy wiener if no heavy pussy?
because he was loathsome
he knew too much. the ingestion of feces is based and the pozzed morons in charge hung him for it.
>loathsome
more like
handsome and based
This but unironically. If the thought of 2 or 3 cute girls using you as their toilet doesn't excite you you are gay. Dung Eater knows what's up.
He bangs the bodies. Sex criminals are in the shunning grounds. That's why Mohg, the pedophile is also found there.
He is a victim of society
Communism.
would you go get defiled?
She's fat, so no
Depends on by whom
her breath would smell like death, so no.
He ate da poo poo
THE CAPRICIOUS CACA CONSUMER
Eating poop BAD!
anon, eating poo not good. yes?
He doesn't actually eat shit, right? he just sucks buttholes
He kidnapped men, raped them, tore out their prostates (where the soul is in shinto), ate them, shat them back out, and then replaced them before the man died. This so badly harms the spirit that the erdtree refuses to touch them, causing them to instead fall into the crucible and reborn as omens. The treatment is so terrible that they still have nightmares about it even after being reborn.
Everyone is an ugly hideous monster. His only crime was wearing on it his sleeve.
He tortured and defiled and humiliated people so badly that it permanently damaged them on a spiritual level
Also he was gay
He was a singer of average quality.
he had bad breath and liked the band winger.
>first playthrough
>misheard the intro as "the wholesome Dungeater"
>think Miyazaki is playing a bait and switch with him sounding villainous
>Dungeater being a villain comes a surprise to me and actually subverts my expectations
>japanese humour
THE CONTEMPTIBLE CACA CONSUMER
He really do be like "I'll have the usual, Spyro."
The better question is, was he based?
He saw the world for what it was, a broken miserable place full of hopeless people praying to absent gods for a salvation that would never come, and he vowed to do everything in his power to make it even fricking worse for as many people as possible. To rape and mutilate spirituality itself just to revel in the hedonistic pleasure of knowing that he did, and that nobody could stop him. Chaos homosexuals swerve, this is REAL misanthropy.
and snacking on poop the whole time
I'm gonna guess... he had sex with a woman and she just felt like me2ing him?
he ate her soul and then shit it out
>woman
>having a soul
It was because woman(male)
He was a poo gamer in a /peegaming/ community.
He kept breaking in while people were pooping and eating their poo directly from toilet
POR TRAGAR CACA
he was indian
HAHAHA YEAH JOKES ABOUT THE DUNG EATER ARE SOOOO FUNNY
IT'S NOT LIKE HE DEFILED PEOPLE'S SOULS
IT'S NOT LIKE HE TRAUMATIZED ENTIRE VILLAGES WITH HIS CRIMES
he ate queen marika's prized poop collection
THE EVIL ENTERIC END EATER
THE EXECRABLE EXCREMENT EXTERMINATER.
THE SINISTER STOOL SNACKER
Não há nada de errado em comer cocô de macaco
He made one too many movie with nothing but fart and poop jokes
he fricked children and ate their shit for the lulz
He literally eats shit
THE GALLED GUANO GENOCIDAIRE
He's not being hung there. He's already dead, and he's being hoisted up to be publicly stoned. See the grace there at his chest? This is the moment when grace visited him and he returned from death. He probably broke free after and killed most of the people here, only to be defeated and locked away under Leyndell, because the horrified people now believed he was immortal.
For shits and giggles
Can you guys give me a qrd on him? Elden Ring is unfortunately still on my back log but I'm really curious every time you guys mention him. Does he actually eat shit? Was his goal just to frick with people?
He sexually tortures men to death, so badly abusing their souls that they reincarnate into monsters instead of people, and his goal is to defile spirituality itself and inflict the same fate on everyone.
he's the best butthole in fromsoft games
he mogs lautrec, mephistopheles, dark wraiths, patches, londor gays etc. and he's extremely open about his motives and actions
Nobody mogs Lautrec, that feeling of finding Firelink extinguished and your fire keeper dead after finally slogging out of blighttown is unforgettable. I do agree however that Dungy is a very high tier butthole
He didn't pay for his dung
He ate the last of Ranni's poop after her corpse released it's bowels
he eats shit homie *we* should hang morons like that
I met him and did a couple quests then there's a bit where you can feed him a potion so I did and now he's a companion 🙂
not sure where you guys are getting the poop stuff from, do the item descriptions tell you?