Why did this cat create so much turmoil on?

Why did this cat create so much turmoil on Ganker?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fotm

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    shitskins hate cats

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's dogs, they like cats

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are you dumb? Shitskins LOVE dogs. Cats take too much work and every wannabe tough guy just buys a pitbull.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          By shitskins you mean blacks. Middle easterners hate dogs so much that they regularly cull their dog population. They love cats

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They don't love cats, they just aren't around as much as dogs. Wild dogs can frick shit up and don't hide from people as much as wild cats. Middle Easterners aren't owning a lot of cats.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How can a cat take so much work? Cats are more independent that dogs you lazy catisraelite

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          All you need for a cat is a litter box and a food/water bowl and you're done. Maybe that's too much effort for someone poaring here.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's dogs, they like cats

      muslims like cats blacks like dogs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        whites like random dumb shit like sugar gliders or axolotls or capybaras or armadillos or hermit crabs

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I like raccoons

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        blacks only like nigbulls

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What's up with middle easterners and owning falcons? Had neighbors from Kuwait who owned a lot of trained falcons in their backyard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Quran literally states that your faith in Allah is put into question if you dislike cats.
      You are right about all other non-whites though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like cats.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These are just blatant shill threads at this point.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you will never be a cat

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    most of Ganker forms its opinions based on reddit's general opinion.
    reddit loves it
    Ganker hates it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      but Ganker is reddit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah there is no split between Ganker and Reddit anymore (if there ever was). People go to Reddit go get good boy points and jerk each other off, then they come to Ganker to say Black person and troon and jerk each other off. The overlap is immense.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          t. never seen how bad reddit is

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker is reddit but they desperately try to appear not reddit to fit in, to the point of appearing reddit.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because shazamtrannies are desperate for attention.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker can't handle the kots

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw you can hear it

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i hate homies that think treating pets/animals humanely is “white people shit”

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is this really a thing with Black folk?
      >t. only black friend is an oreo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Acting like a human being is "white people shit". An acceptance that they are not human, I guess.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    idk, schizo cat haters I guess?
    Some of the dumbest takes I saw so far here on Ganker:
    >Stray need to be more realistic, they didn't show cats killing small animals, shitting, mating
    >Stray is pozzed because climate change
    >Stray is a representation of western mentality of despair and defeatism
    >Stray need online invasion mode, you know... like Dark Souls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >hides one legitimate complaint among three absolutely moronic ones
      you ain't slick, buckaroo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Which one of those do you think is a legitimate complaint
        I just want to know how I'm going to make fun of you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          come on, you used to play this game watching sesame street. "one of these things is not like the other"? shouldn't be too difficult to figure out for anyone with an age in the double digits

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            My best guess is b. since it's Ganker
            C. and D. are shit bait, but A. is a close second if you ignore didnt read the entire post

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              not the first guess, dingus, climate change is a valid story premise. you only had one guess. get out of my face

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Jokes on you i was pretending to be moronic to try and make you mad and it worked. I win.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i simply like to type melodramatically and dismissive on Ganker as a hobby

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like you need a better hobby.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    most of Ganker doesn't like vidya, they only complain about it

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a 'where the frick do I go?' kind of game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The game is very linear, you only have like 2 open section and nothing else

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well, I struggled to find the way every minute or so. That's why I uninstalled after 30 minutes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So you admit you're moronic then?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The meow button causes bright lights pointing to where you should go next to turn on.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          so you're bad? got it.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GOTY

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kson seemed to enjoy it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most people I've seen play it seems to enjoy it, and the few who didn't where neutral about it, nobody outright hated it, well except here on Ganker

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't seen a lot of people here hating on it. Most are just indiferent.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It didn’t . It was just a bunch of shills

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    game's popular with casuals and women because you play as a cat
    naturally the contrarian central of the internet will point out that it's not Devil May Cry levels of gameplay complexity

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >making shit up for drumming up hate interest
    have a nice day shill

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's no turmoil. There's simply nothing interesting about the game and people don't get why it's being shilled.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I guess its that the game is too popular
    If it were underground Ganker would love it since its a walking sim like gone home or night in the woods without any gay shit

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nice digits btw

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get the hype because I'm smart and I see that it's just a mediocre walking simulator and that makes me angry cause I don't fit in for not being obsessed with cats like everyone else

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stupid sexy cat

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >casual kidshit 4 hours long instantly becomes highest rated game of all time
    >sells itself as action platformer but there’s no actual platforming instead it’s disguised qtes
    Truly a mystery for the ages

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Calling it qte isnt even accurate, you have to angle your jumps still, you just havent played it. Automated jumping is fine

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mos reddit game ever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Meme Run

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can already feel this game getting memoryholed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wow, a low price 5 hour long indie game will get forgotten quick
      looking forward your next great observation

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks! )

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >quirky indie horror game
    >Ganker hates it
    BIG FRICKING SUPRISE

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can I just say this cat isn't all that cute? They could've done a better job. Face looks weird.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It is the ultimate casual game, the praise it's getting shows how far this board has fallen

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's popular so Ganker hates it

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    10/10 art

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >1080p
      >3.16mb
      >png
      Literally off yourself.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because people have the audacity to like videogames.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ive been playing the game and honestly its pretty meh. Biggest gripe is the jumping system. All you do is press X to perform any kind of platforming and you can only platform onto scripted objects. Theres no skill or suspense to it like falling off or needing to keep balance.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Troonshit fotm

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If Journey was able to tell a story without words then Stray should have done the same thing.
    Frick understandable dialogue in cat game. Immersion ruined.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it seems nitpicky but its driving me nuts, All Im thinking through this game is "How is this cat understanding these androids, how is it smart enough to retain information like safe codes and understand the concept of safe codes to begin with and all this other shit"
      As far as I know youre just a cat but the game offers no explanation as to how youre not a regular moronic cat

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're in the far future with supposedly sapient-appearing robots and somehow you stop at the idea that they could have something that gives a cat a translation robot?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i cannot conceive of a future controlled by meowddit where they bother to develop technology to translate human speech for fricking cats, no

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ganker is reddit but they desperately try to appear not reddit to fit in, to the point of appearing reddit.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            cats brains are too small for it
            It makes zero sense! Oh my science these people are making up science in a science fiction game! My immersion is ruined!!
            I RATE THIS ZERO SCORE FOR BAD GAME

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They're making up bullshit science to cover up for the fact they are not good enough at environmental storytelling to make a good game without dialogue like Journey

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                honestly true.
                The story is dogshit, and i wish it was good because i love cats, but it was just not a good game.
                I hate the writing of the robots, its so stale and boring. And also when i saw a robot with a fricking RICE HAT AND ASIAN MONK CLOTHING, i unironically got mad because of how dumb that is.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          "if a lion could speak, we could not understand him" - Wittgenstein. It's not a matter of language. It's a matter of being a fricking cat.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This guy gets it
            Opening part of the game did a great job of making you feel like a cat and interact with the world like a cat. Everyone seems to immediately start knocking shit off of ledges for no reason other than to see what happens, just like a curious cat. The game could have been more interesting and introspective if they had built on this instead of taking the easy way out

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I pirated it this morning and played through until you fix the tracker and leave the slums, maybe one and a half - two hours in. Does it get better? How long do I have left? The environments are okay but are already getting repetitive at this point, the gameplay is fricking boring so far and all the robots suck including your companion.

    Should I stick with it or is the rest of the game just more of the same scripted climbing, tracking random shit down and avoiding the giant bugs in an underground sci-fi slum all the way through?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      does the gameplay get better?
      no. i just finished the game.
      the overall comfy-ish feeling and the nice art style of the game do continue which was good enough for me to enjoy it fully.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    reddits toy of the week

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because its a new game with positive reviews.
    More news at 11.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this one of those shitty modern games where you just walk?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      like open world games?
      (elden ring is an exeption , its actually good)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Elden ring
        >good
        HAHAHAHA

        IT’S LITERALLY WORSE THAN FAR CRY 2

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Farcry 2 its good

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          good thing you got filtered, wouldn't want plebs to enjoy something they didn't earn the right to enjoy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's like inside / limbo but 3d and with some backtracking

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wheeeeeeeeeeee

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gato sexo

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    people kept spamming threads and couldn't keep to one

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Since when walking sims with no plot and only cheap stock moral lessons are acceptable to buy and play?
    The only good thing about the game is it's short (4 hours top) and becauae they are talentless twitter warrior trannies who had no idea of what to do with the setting.

    This game is shit.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    /misc/ is unironically less upset about this game than Ganker. Another chapter in the “Ganker is more extreme than /misc/ somehow” book

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why /misc/ should even care about a video game?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >my political ideology is a 5 hour long video game
      ?

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because Ganker takes shit way to seriously.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because people not on Ganker like it.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only turmoil it's created is in the minds of people like you who spam these threads to try and stoke fires from this game that was forgotten by legitimate threads in under 24 hours.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like cats a lot but your shilling is disgusting,homosexual.At this point I can tell shill teams apart,OP is probably a Chinese death row inmate tier or the dev himself

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >shilling the top trending game on Steam
      ?

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a game everyone can play. Just like raising a cat. Can you change a litterbox and buy cat food? Congrats you can take care of a cat. It's the pet and game for the ultimate normie.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gee, I wonder

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nu-Ganker is basically anonymous reddit. redditors like dogs.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love kitties

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cats are shit animals and cat lovers are mentally deficient

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's no games in this decade.
    /v/irgins have to find something to seethe about

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played it yet but for the time being I'm just gonna assume typical "Popular BAD" Black persony. Seems forgettable at worst.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They don't hate the game, they hate people like (You) shilling it.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Trannies hate cats so they get really mad about this game

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fotm, which blinds the judgement of probably 99% of its playerbase

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like it because the much lauded movement is shit. If my cats were ever moving as slow as this I'd take them to the vet.

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