Why didn't he just have sex? No brothels in Sinnoh?

Why didn't he just have sex? No brothels in Sinnoh? he could have just took a trip to a crime-ridden shithole like Kanto

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    too autistic

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >have sex to resolve what he perceives to be a fundamental incongruency and incompatibility with reality
      If the pussy was really that good despite being the head of a generational Theme Team even he couldn't afford it.

      sex doesn't cure autism.

      Sounds about right.

      kek

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some people are just too far gone past a certain point.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex doesn't cure autism.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sex is le only point to life:)
    Not everyone is the same empty vessel of nothingness and autism like you americans. Cyrus disnt want to live in an existence ruled by a literal troony goblin evil demiurge, I don't see whats wtong about it. And I'll tell you more, happiness doesnt equal worth, not even distantly. In the modern world more than ever, if youre happy youre unironically mentally handicapped. Literally too clueless to realize your own worthless existence like a down syndrome that laughs alone in a corner.

    Any, ANY even crumb of a real man would be entirely unhappy with this literal illness circus. Love Cyrus

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Neither me nor Cyrus are nihilist. Youre nihilistic, since nothing about your dull temporary existence matters. You dont have purpose, values, real dreams or objectives. You are the very meaning of nihilism, le 'nothing matters bcuz le i dont matter and i cant do le anything:) le AIDS'

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't read; your post doesn't matter

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            yet you replied to it, meaning that it matters

            We know, Saturn

            this

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        So, when is Dawn going to take Cyrus to Applebee's?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Cyrus gets a crumb of Jupiter pussy
        >realizes what he’s been missing
        >realizes what millions of men are missing
        >realizes that many of those men will NEVER experience pussy
        >resolves to remake reality into a universe where every man will have a purple haired milf gf

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spoken like a true virgin.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      We know, Saturn

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      jokes aside, Cyrus was simply a man who couldn't understand "spirit" as he distanced himself from it due to unknown causes. Maybe it was autism since he preferred machines over people, maybe it was trauma since we never heard of parents.

      You can say this is le incel, but much like "racism" or "hitler", the word is only used as a synonym for "bad" and people just want to quickly dismiss an idea or person using it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not that he couldn't understand it, he rejected it. "spirit" in pokémon is incarnated by 3 minuscule pixies. That means the very nature of spirit, in pokémon, is a weak nature, and a deviation of arceus's scheme of things. Arceus is evil and hates manhood, which is why he uses the pixies themselves to seal away violence, said violence which sustains the entirety of the multiverse being them palkia dialga and giratina (and this is reflected in the lore in general. the sealing of the regis. the pokeballs). not only that, isnt it peculiar how the pixeis are also the one to possess the red chain? they are creatures of slavery and control.

        Cyrus definitely suffered and had traumas, but hes not exempt from love, he has a crobat in his team which only evolves on love. He just rejects an existence that is fundamentally evil, and loveless. By the way, he also reflects Arceus's scheme xitself, since arceus did destroy and erase the existence that laid before him just to create a new one in its own image, all the while using powers that arent its, as arceus isnt any element, and isnt any state or flow of matter. The same way, cyrus would use the cosmos brothers to actually just go back to qhat existence really was, going back to the original state of things and handing existence to his rightful owners yet again. I'm sure of this because in generations when he ends up in the distortion world he says that this is what he really wants. And the distortion world represents the "chaos" that existed before arceus's system, if not even being just the remains of it since it works as the base of the new dimension forced by arceus.

        Cyrus is just doing the good mans job. His sadness isnt but the despair of all those destroyed by arceus's evilness. Look at eternatus, kyurem, necrozma. those dudes are suffering a constant hell. and I sympathize with them too

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          is this yet another instance of gnostism in fiction?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cyrus doesn't know Giratina existed in the games right

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          cyrus is a based intj

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mbti not real

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mbti not real

            MBTI says I'm INTJ too. Cognitive functions say I'm ENFP. Frick this shit

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Mbti isn't real go back to Tumblr/reddit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, pokegays are literal bread and circus Black folk

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I N C E L
      N
      C
      E
      L

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sinnohsistas, I kneel

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie marx literally writes about anomie, tpc should just write a Marxist of they want to make a smart villain (>inb4 liberalism is a mental illness)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Marx was a israeli NEET who became a christcuck (and later an atheist) just to piss-off his own rich orthodox parents after they told him to get a job and stop being a worthless parasite wasting their hard-earned money on booze, drugs and hookers - also his idea of "Primitive Communism" was never an actual thing outside of the smallest tribes formed from multi-generational family-based clans, so whatever he wrote on that matter how "collectivism is a primal part of human nature" should have never been been taken seriously by anyone but obvious psychopaths with a personal agenda to subvert society to their personal needs.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cool. So did you actually read das or?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree that basing your entire self worth on sexual conquest is moronic, and I've seen it ruin people I really care about, but everything else you said was peak cringe.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmfao

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gotta admit, the hahaha part got me

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Actual "x character is an incel LOL" twitter-esque thread

      >all these angry replies
      What a reddit colony this board is

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        All of Ganker is a reddit colony and has been for years. Dead meme, pot kettle

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dawn could have fixed him

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with prostitutes doesn't count.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it does sex is sex

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. Chris Chan

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    that coat doesnt even fit you, silly grunt.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's because it's an edit of an original image that had nothing to do with vore in the first place

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kek the nerds ITT are reading too much into a children game plot whose creator didnt even put that much thought into
    Reminds me if Evangeliongays and their shitflinging

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Youre just too moronic to understand their genius

      is this yet another instance of gnostism in fiction?

      I'm just illustrating the pokemon lore that is evil at base

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        no your making fanfiction

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fanfiction is better than the games anon

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            not yours

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          nope. what do you think was fanfiction

          Fanfiction is better than the games anon

          no

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, seethe

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is it that anyone who thinks sex solves any problem is probably under the age of 20

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      have you read the story of gilgamesh? basically enkidu was this wild man who lived freely and in tune with nature and shit, and this was a problem for gilgamesh so he sent a bunch of prostitutes to entice enkidu. enkidu had his way with the prostitutes for ten days and afterwards he found that his connection to nature was severed, so he was forced to join civilization.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        "I will let my hair grow long for your sake, I will wander through the wilderness in the skin of a lion"

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ppl on vp don't read lmfao

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you know that certain sexual transmitted parasites actually influence the people theyre in to make them oversexualized and thus spread further?

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He'd be friendzoned by a hooker like that one poor asspie fellow from /LULZ/

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Le wut?

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's just like me...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >TFW you're older than Cyrus
      Is it time to kiss my sister?

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He had oneitis for Cynthia

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Curious, is Kanto considered to be a crime ridden slum compared to other regions?

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe he did in the end.
    I hope so.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    first how do I get a gf?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally try to rape and kill her if your'e handsome enough.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He wanted Cynthia's pussy only

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex is gross

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the game dialogue replace the word "pokemon battle" with frick and "pokemon battling" with fricking.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have sex!

    Ekse

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