WHY DIDNT STARFIELD WIN ANYTHING
ALL THE JOURNALISTS CALLED IT THE BEST GAME OF ALL TIME AND NOW SUDDENLY THEY WANNA SWEEP IT UNDER THE RUG!? FRICK YOU GEOFF!!!
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WHY DIDNT STARFIELD WIN ANYTHING
It's a Microsoft Xbox and PC exclusive. Can't win prizes if only a fraction of players get to play it.
>TLOU2, God Of War, BotW
What’s the cope for this not winning a single thing
TGA did a racism
I enjoyed the first game (and the Miles Morales game tbh), but everything I've heard about this one suggests that it pretty much doubles down on everything people disliked about the first and doesn't do enough that's new or interesting to compensate for it. Like Starfield, it's largely mediocre.
It's a Sony exclusive. Can't win prizes if only a fraction of players get to play it.
Did you think this one through?
STFU
PLAYSTATION 5 IS LEADING THE FENERATION FORWARD IN SALES AND TRIPLE A EXCLUSIVES
SWITCH DOESNT COUNT BECAUSE ITS A HANDHELD
Hi-Fi Rush got an award and did better on the audience vote.
Truly embarrassing cope
But forza won an award?
Good god, don't tell me it was for Forza Motorspot....I will literally SHIT.
I am a huge Forza fan, but the new FM has the most laughably bad steering wheel support ive ever seen.
Apologize
it's hard to tell nowadays because minimalistic slop is trendy
that just means devs don't care about their jobs
He’s too old now, nobody believes his lies anymore
His protégé is picking up the slack however
One of these men has a true passion for video games, working tirelessly to improve his games with feedback from the community, often going above and beyond to make up for past missteps. The other is Todd Howard
But they’re both Todd Howard
at least Sean is shitposting about himself and doing something about his shit game unlike Todd
>Xbox journalists calling Xbox game GOTY
are they even allowed not to?
Bethesda gave review copies to randoms that no one has ever heard of because they know the randoms will give the game a high score if they give them a fre copy of the game. All the big reviewers gave the game a low score.
>Needing validation from tga trannies.
Starfield stands on its own. If you're too low IQ to enjoy it, that's fine, you have no moral obligation to be an outstanding individual, but don't pretend the game is bad.
>WHY DIDNT STARFIELD WIN ANYTHING
Oh, but it did
Loading screens are only a problem if you're too much of a moron to plan your progress.
loading screens are only a problem if the game is fricking shit
There's also the factor of the game being bad
Ah yes, thank you, Todd, for the "loading screen optimization" minigame, you have to have very high IQ to appreciate it
>you have to min max loading screens
>avoiding loading screens by routing around other menus
What the frick, how about make game gud-er and have less loading overall? This is serious spaghetti levels of moronic programming.
>minmax your load times is a feature and immersive
10/10 bait
>2023
>loading screens all over the place is fine
That is some industrial strength copium.
Let's play Starfailed
Hey, we are in a Starfield spaceship in space. Let's "fly" to that planet.
>*cut scene to hide the loading screen*
We are in orbit around the planet. No point in exploring the planet because there's only one repeating city on the planet?! Fine.
>*cut scene to hide the loading screen*
Well, the game landed the ship for us. Let's get out of the ship.
>*cut scene of exiting the wienerpit to hide the loading screen*
Okay, let's click the ladder to leave the ship.
>*cut scene to hide the loading screen*
Well, let's walk around the city. Oh, here's a building. Let's go in.
>*cut scene to hide the loading screen*
Let's go up to floor two. No stairs? Here's an elevator. Let's go in.
>*cut scene to hide the loading screen*
On floor two now. Nothing to see here. Let's leave this building. Back in the elevator.
>*cut scene to hide the loading screen*
On floor one now. Let's click the door to leave.
>*cut scene to hide the loading screen*
Maybe there is something to do somewhere else. Hey, here's a train. Let's get in.
>*cut scene to hide the loading screen*
Okay. Another area of the city. More buildings to click to go in. Nah, let's leave this planet. Back to the train.
>*cut scene to hide the loading screen*
Let's walk to our ship. Click the ladder again to enter the ship.
>*cut scene to hide the loading screen*
Let's go to the wienerpit. Click the chair.
>*cut scene to hide the loading screen*
Let's ascend.
>*cut scene to hide the loading screen*
Let's go to another planet.
>*cut scene to hide the loading screen*
So, fast travel is the only way to travel in this game? There is no driving or any actual flying, landing, or ascending? There are world cell loading all over the place? Frick this, Bethesda.
*rage*
*clicks settings*
*clicks exit to main menu*
>are you sure?
*clicks yes*
>loading
>main menu
>click any button to continue
*clicks button*
*clicks settings*
*clicks exit game*
>are you sure?
*clicks yes*
>loading
*crash to desktop*
*uninstall.exe*
>Another Starfield ragebait, falseflag, and/or shitposting thread
>will very likely be another "successful" thread in terms of reply count
I'm convinced actual fans of Starfield aren't even commenting in these anymore (or are even hanging out much on Ganker). It's just bots, shitposters, and falseflaggers replying to each other constantly in these threads.
Thanks for the reply
>actual fans of Starfield
no such thing
>muh israelite awards
nobody cares.
Why didn't any good games win awards?
Oh because it's a AAA normie circus slideshow with ads.
They came close, but were 10 black people short of hitting the diversity quota for the game. If they’d had that, and maybe thrown in a couple more transvestites, the progressive judges might’ve let them have a win.
Frick me? Frick YOU! The game was fantastic, but up against the likes of other titles this year? Nope!
What Starfailed does not have --
no flying or driving
no bosses
no memorable environments
no memorable characters
no interesting companions
no memorable missions
no epic weapons and armor
no secret or hidden locations
no combat mechanics
no role playing in this so-called rpg
no character builds
What Starfailed has tons of --
loading screens
There are loading screens everywhere, for everything. Want to enter a building? Press E on the door -- loading screen. Want to go to the second floor? Press E on the elevator button -- loading screen. Want to go to another part of the city. Press E on the train -- loading screen. Want to go in your ship? Press E on the ladder -- loading screen. Want to enter the wienerpit? Press E on the chair -- cut scene to hide the loading screen. Want to take off from the surface? That's right -- loading screen. Want to fly to that planet? You guessed it -- loading screen. Want to land? You know it -- loading screen.
Like all Bethesda Game Studios games, Starfailed is as wide as an ocean but shallow as a puddle by design, designed exclusively for the most casual of casual gamer, ie - the player with very little skill, low attention span, no capacity for abstract thought, no patience for complexity, and very low IQ. BGS knows exactly who their target audience is, and that is exactly who they design their games for.
this is why you shouldn't trust the gaming press
>still mixed on steam
The audience that would be capable of enjoying this game instead of just getting Fallout 4 is arguably too young. Even then, I dunno how they can excuse the nonsensical story and lack of space in this space game.
since when does Vice review video games?
they did when they were still just a magazine. i have an issue from the 90s were they teach you have to make skins in quake.
also…
how did delphine get the horn?
why does the game break if i kill the dude at the club before the meeting?
why cant i take the bag or kill him when i first find him?
why do a bunch of people enter the club with bags only after they tell us who to look for?
why doesnt my team get affected by the anti gravity shout when i first show them but everything else is?
why dont the forsworn get any content?
why do enemies still have health bars over their heads after they stealth?
why is the prison locked down after the jail break? didnt everyone already break out of it?
Should I switch from Xbox to Playstation? It's kinda boring if you also own a pc