Why didn't they just make this a pre-evo?

Why didn't they just make this a pre-evo?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would they do that...?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      because Cosmog was pretty popular

      They can't, they've never had a two stage legendary line that wasn't a man made mon

      explain how a creature made of space dust is man-made, you fricking glue eater

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know how else to describe it but this thing's design seems naked

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The "terastal form" looks a thousand times better tbh

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stronger than arceus

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Best design is the cosmic horror version.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >book says shell made of hexagons
          >Terapagos' shell is clearly made of pentagons
          Nani?!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am so sad this isn't the default form and that it is likely getting Ultra Necrozma'd if it ever appears in a different game.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >make good design
          >only appears in one game and the shitty regular form is what we're stuck with forever
          classic gamefreak

          It will come back for the Gen 9 remakes. Megas soon for the Gen 6 remakes by the way

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >make good design
        >only appears in one game and the shitty regular form is what we're stuck with forever
        classic gamefreak

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Heath saw this and thought it wasnt a pokemon
        The real paradox is ever thinking this man was a scientist to begin with

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they wanted to shill Terastal forms

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So that they can remove its special snowflake tera form next gen and render it a complete and utter shitmon while CHARIZARD gets 3 more broken forms.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They can't, they've never had a two stage legendary line that wasn't a man made mon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kubfu

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was an item evo

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's still a 2 stage non-manmade legendary evolution ???

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Which doesn't fit the criteria. It's an item evo

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              homie what

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have gone insane.

                What don't you understand?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Item evos are the same thing as non-item evos and you know it, and even if they weren’t with this insane logic give this mon one then

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              You have gone insane.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >same Blaziken image
                >calling others insane

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Smartest vp user

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              That was an item evo

              When people move goalposts they usually don’t look this moronic

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              When people move goalposts they usually don’t look this moronic

              No, wait, hold on, I get what he's trying to say, in his original post

              They can't, they've never had a two stage legendary line that wasn't a man made mon

              he says
              >that wasn't a man made mon

              Because Kubfu evolves via an item (specifically a scroll), to this anon, that's the same as it being "man made" because it's not something like a level up, evo stone or area based evolution, but something only possible via a man made item, hence it "doesn't count".

              It's stupid reasoning, but by definition I think it tracks, or at least explains why he feels it doesn't count.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was a location-based evo moron

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            She evolves when exposed to a scroll, which is an item. So she counts as an item evolution.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      WELL THEY DIDNT HAVE EVOLVING LEGENDARIES AT ALL FOR OVER 20 YEARS

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should the Ultra Beasts count as Legendaries?
      If so, there is Cosmog, and Poipole.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think ultra beasts count as legendaries. Now that I think about it, game freak has really been toying with evolving legendaries and getting legendaries early in story
        >cosmog line + poipole line
        >kubfu line
        >korai/miraidon
        It would not surprise me if we get a legendary as a starter in the future with the uber 700+ bst form unlocked in story with an item or something.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cosmog line became a naturalised legendary line, they'd lived in Alola so long, they lost their aura boost and adapted abilities due to living in pokéearth for so long.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    because they are actually moronic
    >"lol let's make ogrepon and terapagos these crappy little baby things with no further use once they get transferred out of SV"
    at least ogrepon "looks" complete without its (horrendous) tera form. terapagos just screams "i'm going to sit in your box for all eternity doing shit all"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ogerpon*, not Ogrepon.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tera-Ogerpon is cool

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not going to have future games to transfer out TO, anon. The devs are knowingly making Pokemon with the understanding they have the freedom to throw them away forever now.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally my moms neopet

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nooo why didn't they make another shitmon that won't be accesible after the end of the story
    There's a reason they didn't make legendaries able to evolve for the majority of the series.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what typing is Normal Terapagos gonna be? Terastal Terapagos has some new fricked thing with the Rainbow type.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rock/Normal

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If that's baby terapagos, where's baby ogerpon?

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least living dex gays like me won't have to play through the dlc twice to get everything without trading. at least so far

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just out of curiosity, do you tend to purchase both versions of the games as well?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Admittedly, I was planning on stopping on Gen 7, but despite telling my brother that he shouldn't buy Gen 8, not only did he buy it anyway, but he also bought the double pack. He let me use Sword so I was able to get most of the Gen 8 Pokemon, though I'd borrow Shield for a day to get Zamazenta as well.
        Pirated Sword when it leaked on my hacked switch and installed the DLC because frick Game Freak and as such, was able to get all the DLC Pokemon.
        I was genuinely interested in Legends Arceus so I bought that and ended up with the best Pokemon game on the Switch.
        We ended up buying the Double Pack again for SV and surprisingly he didn't like it, so now I have both copies.
        Basically, kind of.
        And for better or worse I'd eventually get my own copy of Sword and Shining Pearl later down the line when I was browsing Fricking Gamestop and saw new copies of them both for 40 bucks each.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    isn't it?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. This is Terapagos. The other form is just that, a form change.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Literally forced to be in SV to be in it's true form because new gen, new gimmick

    Fricking Gamefreak

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is hands down the worst key art for any pokemon
    >awkward pose (particularly the legs)
    >sloppy linework
    >chin shading almost looks like a gross beard
    >whatever the frick is going on with the mouth

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget the horrendous color choice for the head and limbs.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOOD GRIEF HE'S NAKED

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hope this thing has shuckle-like stats because it's forms are going to be joining Ultra-necrozma as a form never to be seen again.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It'll probably have mythical-tier stats

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meltan is mythical and has a BST of 300.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Meltan evolves, Terapagos undergoes a form change to beardyturtle. The gimmick form is the teased massive disk form, which will be the form ACTUALLY cut out when terastralisation goes away.

        It's not going to have future games to transfer out TO, anon. The devs are knowingly making Pokemon with the understanding they have the freedom to throw them away forever now.

        Yeah, just like they kept the hisui pokémon away from Gen 9, right? Because they didn't have to add them, but they still did?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but it's more similar to ultra necrozma no longer existing even if necrozma itself gets into games

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, It's like imposter ditto, it immediately form changes into the first terapagos revealed. The Mask form will be the big disk thing (which is the actual UN/Eternamax Eternatus equivalent form change).
            Remember, they make this shit for 7 year olds, you have no excuse for misunderstanding it so flagrantly.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    women need blobs to relate to

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it wouldn't be as funny. If you haven't noticed, Pokemon is just one big joke now.

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