Why didn't YOU buy Final Fantasy VII Rebirth?

Come on, don't be a dolt, answer the stupid poll already
https://strawpoll.com/PKgl3qQRJnp

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Censored woke shit that's why also on censorstation.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Censored woke shit
      Point me to censored woke shit that's not photoshopped

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's technically Remake censorship, not Rebirth. But I'll give it to you.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          why did they change Aerith's line? I'd argue the first one is FAR more poignant than the second

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because the meaning is completely different from the original script, which is closer to the second one.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            square enix translations are pretty much always complete rewrites (the company encourages this) but every now and then one of the original writers will actually notice and get mad

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              i don't why, but i laughed at this, sounds like a hellish workplace

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's a funny company for sure

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They also cant decide if Yuffies shorts should be unbuttoned or not, the censorship is so petty

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Having them jump from one foot to the other is more satisfying to sweet baby than if they had just fully obeyed one time.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Their ethnics department likely found out and told them to change button them up.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The entire Wall Market was butchered beyond salvation by literal homosexualry.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's fujo pandering, not homosexual pandering
          You want the fujos. They were part of the original fans.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            This. WokeBlack folk actually hate real fujos because 90% of fujo content is rape according to those morons.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it was always gay. don can pick cloud in og 7

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not a fan of homosexualry either, but my main complaint about this scene is it makes zero sense for Cloud to put the dress on in front of an audience.

          his disguise needs to trick Corneo and his henchmen. what if one of them was watching the show?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much add Black folk and gays for no reason. Changed CPR game not to allow cloud to give breath also removed cloud finding tifa's pants. Doesn't allow you to romance yuffie for real also gave her shit swimsuit. Tifa's main outfit is censored too and yuffie has censored outfit.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I also forgot T rated shit with no blood they don't even show when sephroth kills the prostitute.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >also removed cloud finding tifa's pants
          Oh NO not my hecking pants scene!! That was my favorite part and it mattered so hecking much!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They belted Yuffie's pants, fricking homosexuals.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >have shills to tell us that X game is not bad and we should buy it. to defend how it isn't woke, while your discord troony group raided the board wtih the woke propaganda on it, and that we lost
        >get mad when no one buys it and then do the same with the next game.
        you trannies should make up your minds, which you wouln't because you can't even make a good descission based on what you see on a mirror without going into a mental breakdown.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yuffie's shorts.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's funny that all it amounted to was a few nameless npcs being gay couples, only one or two actually voiced. Literal bare minimum effort but journos will blindly celebrate it.
          It cracks me up that they had to stick to their hatred of FF16 because Dion was an actual character. But once they made their bed about "omg no blacks!", they couldn't do a 180, lol.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >a few
            >only
            literally how it starts though

            in part 3 barret will be gay and tifa/aerith(revived) will be lesbians and cloud will be forced to date yoofie

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yuffie gets the knot. Cloud and Vincent will start a gay relationship after they bond over being cucks.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Yuffie gets the knot
                red will be in the corner of the room crying while tifa and aeris scissor each other

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't it have a bikini?
        Conservative double standard much?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the "all of the above" option?
    Not planning to ever buy this shit though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Where's the "all of the above" option?
      >Not planning to ever buy this shit though.
      There's clearly a "
      I don't like or don't care for Final Fantasy" option.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't like or don't care for Final Fantasy" option.
        I adore Final Fantasy.
        Well, all the games made pre-2010s, that is.
        Like said, this DEmake is a cancerous hornets' nest of problems.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can love some parts of a franchise while hating others you know.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then you're not a real fan and have no business talking with people who actually love and appreciate the series. Get out.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm waiting for Final Fantasy VII Retired

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember when this board shat on FFXVI endlessly for it's low sales numbers when people were enjoying it only few hours before that. Why the frick FF fanbase cares so much about sales? Also it's a good thing demake flops. I want new games, not demakes that bastardizes 20 year old games and turns them into unrecognizable slops.

      More like Refunded

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like Final Fantasy VII moronic

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because no Cloud sex with Tifa.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted a remake not whatever the frick this shit is

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i thought gamerpaint enticed new players who weren't familiar

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They didn’t highlight the ways to purchase Rebirth with yellow paint so normalgays got lost and couldn’t buy it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ouch

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They didn’t highlight the ways to purchase Rebirth with yellow paint so normalgays got lost and couldn’t buy it.
        You joke, but poor marketing is a thing. They didn't even market the demo well.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's hilarious about this is the original allowed you to toggle this feature with the select button. It would show exits and climbable ladders and such. This fricking "issue" of noisy backgrounds was solved by the original in 1997 and was completely optional.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, the yellow paint has no reason to exist. There have been various methods to guide players over the years and many of them are unarguably superior to the forced yellow paint.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      WAIT. WHERE THE FRICK IS THE YELLOW PAINT? AAAAAH, HELP ME, I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK Ganker WHERE DO I GO NOW

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >market game as a Remake
    >it's anything but
    >fans of the game either got burned by the scam
    >2nd game goes full moron with the alternate timelines/universes bullshit
    >sell game in multiple parts, meaning you cannot trick people anymore

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those parts are 40+ hour huge games, not 3 hour chapters you get through in one sitting.

      It's like Starcraft 2 being split into 3 games but having 30+ missions per race/campaign instead of 30 mission total.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        40 hours of bloat and filler that nobody asked for

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        40 hours of "single player MMO" fetch quests.
        I'm not paying a cent for that, bro

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          So it's just like the OG game?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you shitposters always fall back on "lmao the og game sucked too" shitposting?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because they're secondaries

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              just low iq things

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No Steam, No Buy

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >answer the poll
    no

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm waiting for the compilation of all the remake games in a nice consolidated price

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this
      why would i buy a episodic game before its full

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He still hasn't played HL2 yet.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i did play the beta and the game
          i didn't give a frick about the episodes

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    its on PS5, I don't own a PS5 and never want to
    if it was on PC specifically Steam, not Epic I would have bought it already

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Remake releases on PS4 and PS5
    >Rebirth releases only on PS5 (a console no one has)
    Hmm I wonder what happened

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the OG devs tried to warn us already 25 years ago.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like Final Reality

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let's be honest this is just a cope. You can totally make a Final Fantasy with high graphical fidelity.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think he knows better, chuddie

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Final fantasy game play change sucks and we all know it. Go back to turn based combat you clown.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Who are you quoting?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Realism is when you remove the soul from the body.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        graphical fidelity =! art style

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Put those in spoilers next time.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's no point in doing so because it doesn't matter.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not about graphic fidelity but about the focus on graphics realism.
        moron

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should've remade it for the Nintendo Switch exclusively and made big sales big bux, what where they thinking chasing the realism path?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the less realism, the less space for degen shit like this

          The entire Wall Market was butchered beyond salvation by literal homosexualry.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Square Enix isn't going to scrap their homosexualry just because it ended up on a weaker console, we'd have the same game that looks and runs worse

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want them to make FF17, and have it look like Splatoon or something. It would actually be super interesting.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If square really cared (and I doubt they do), they should hold public polls and forums to get some insight as to what fans want
        Normies are extremely unlikely to engage in that, and because that juicy normy demographic has failed them the last few major releases, they should at least hear fans out, and stop going with whatever convoluted vision they have

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well, Weebs have pretty terrible taste, and will always vote for "photo-realistic anime like Advent Children", even though it looks like actual shit.

          People like that pretty much have to be dragged kicking and screaming toward a good thing. Like Wind Waker. People were MAD about the Wind Waker art style, but it's clearly one of the best looking Zelda games, and people liked it after the fact.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ugh, to an extent, I do believe you're right. But you gotta admit, going with their gut and trying to rope in that lowest common denominator cash cow hasn't been working for them either. I'm simply suggesting it couldn't be much worse at this point, but square could honestly say at that point they really tried

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It can't hurt to give the fans "their game".
              Though you could argue they did that already multiple times. Wasn't 13 pretty much just an appeal to the 7 fanbase?
              If you want to specifically go after the original fans, and make another IX, that'd be kind of cool.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >and make another IX
                They are, but literally

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I fell off after 12, and only halfheartedly got back in for 15, and I don't personally know anyone who played 13, so I can't weigh in one way or another
                I never played 8 or 9, but am currently working my way towards that, and look forward to them

                [...]

                Not addressing any of our points, so I'll take your meme response as a point in our favor

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >our

                this is on the same pathetic level as we

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Still avoiding points, regardless of who said it
                Anon, I get it, you can't form a rebuttal, it's ok. Nobody's judging you, but you may as well quit while you're only slightly behind

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                only "points" were 'I could totally buy one but I won't' which is classic third-worlder cope

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I suppose I'll reiterate, and hopefully clarify
                Just because something is shiny any new, it doesn't necessarily warrant a reward. It should get what it deserves
                If the PS5 had games that gamers wanted to play, they would've; there's plenty of PC gamers with moronicly expensive machines, and yet I've seen countless say they're just gonna wait to play it for next to nothing, if not free, because the games simply aren't worth it.
                There's plenty of threads with plenty of well constructed criticisms that have yet to be disputed, several in this very thread. And lastly, I don't live in some 3rd world pit, you moron, and even if I did, the evidence would still be in my favor. Now either come up with a response with substance or let it go and accept that you don't know what you're talking about, and think that simply money (and the implication of my lacking of it) is the answer.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                not reading this wall of cope
                stay mad and stay seething

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Reading more than 20 words is tough for adhd zoomies these days, I apologize
                Here's the gist, there's lots of reasons why it's bad, and only a handful of reasons why simpletons can't see that because they're distracted by the pretty pictures. You lose, I win, deal, and stfu.
                And (You) are just as thick headed.
                I'm not wasting any more time validating your nonsense

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he's still going

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's a lot of words to say I'm poor

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >our

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep.
      Same thing with Bravely Default.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I might have been interested, but I'm not going to buy a PS5 for this game. Square needs to realize that they don't have the pull to move consoles by themselves anymore a ditch this pointless Sony exclusivity for FF, it's obviously not working.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WE WILL SAVE REBIRTH SALES

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      WTF, I was just charged for $69.99 plus tax on my credit card.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whoa-ho-ho-hooooo!
        Your shekels—I mean Gil—just got fate-ganked, my man!
        -Roche

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hahahahahahaha!

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally the only reason I didn't is because nu-tifa's outfit sucks
    the games could have been the most egregious pieces of shit ever created but if Tifa had her OG outfit and looked good I would have bought both Remake and Rebirth

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literally the only reason I didn't is because nu-tifa's outfit sucks
      mods exist

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not giving the game company money because modders fixed their game, get some principles my man.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm not giving the game company money because modders fixed their game, get some principles my man.
          From what you're telling me, you think the game is 99.9% okay but you won't play it because you don't like the .1%?
          Don't be a girl.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's actually a lot of reasons why I think the game is bad, the thing is I would have ignored all of it if Tifa had her OG outfit and looked decent.
            >you won't play it because you don't like the .1%?
            Correct. Again, get some principles buddy.
            >Don't be a girl
            how ironic

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you won't cave on your convictions? don't be a girl!
            Lmao, what having no father does to a mf

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            We’re not responsible for our “misbehavior” as you would call it, we’re in
            C L O U D S C H I Z O M O D E
            …ya like that?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          huh just pirate it you idiot

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Who says he won't? The question was about buying the game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >balloon breasts

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The OG is sovl
        The OG is superior
        The OG doesn't include time jannies
        This shit isn''t even a remake, it's a sequel with fricking time jannies. You got to play the original to understand (or try to) what the frick is going on.

        Looks like a soulless piece of shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This render is exactly what we should have gotten. Perfect proportions and a face that doesn't look korean.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    even if i did want to buy it it's on scalpstation 5 only lmao

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do not buy episodic triple a games.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel lost even though i played remake, why the frick the robed men are suddenly important, also why the camera is so far...SE are fricking ametures they dont know what is consistency is between the games, the 3rd part will be more fricked up.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No waiting for PC version option.

    Not buying any consoles that have paid online subscription.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      but ff7 doesn't require online subscription

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Point is I'm just not buying any console that requires a subscription to go online.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          sorry that you live in a part of the world with poor infrastructure. must suck being a yuropoor

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry that you're paying to go online on a console.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I don't know wtf Final Fantasy VII Rebirth is. A new game? A prequel? A PS5 exclusive? First I've heard of it either way

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Because I don't know wtf Final Fantasy VII Rebirth is. A new game? A prequel?

      You need research to actually understand that this is the second part of the remake project, not calling it part 2 was a big mistake, look at the sales.

      You need research to actually understand [what this is], not calling it part 2 was a big mistake
      These are good points. Normies will not know that they need to play Remake first, and it's not obvious

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did buy it. Been loving it, just like i loved FF16 last year.

    This really is the golden age of the series.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really, the golden age was the PS1 era.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I very much do not agree, although i have never played FF9.
        FF8 was technically my first FF game but playing it as a kid, i just 100% did not understand anything about it. The gameplay, the story, the card game, the junctioning shit, all went over my head. I could try to replay it now but i will forever associate it with Spoony's review so my odds of ever appreciating it with an open mind are slim-to-none.
        I did try playing the OG FF7 years back (around the release of FF13, i think) and it was just way too dated to enjoy at the time. I couldn't imagine going back to that game after Remake and Rebirth.
        Honestly as far as PS1 era RPGs, give me Star Ocean and Wild Arms over any of the FFs from back then.

        Sorry that you're paying to go online on a console.

        honestly, i rarely even use the online portion of PS+, it's mainly worth it for the PS gamepass-lite stuff. then again, this has been a thing since the Xbox 360 days and i really can't imagine anyone being offended by online subscription services in 2024.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Xbox 360 days and i really can't imagine anyone being offended by online subscription services in 2024

          Yeah that was the exact reason I didn't buy an xbox 360. It's still true today, and it will still be true in 2034, and 2044 etc etc.

          It's a red line.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well one was released on the PS4.
    But the PS5?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      PS5 userbase is nearly half of what the PS4 is at.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >PS5 userbase is nearly half of what the PS4 is at.
        PS2 had over 10 million units sold when FFX was released. FFX had 2.14 million copies shipped on day 1.
        PS5 currently has over 50 million units sold. FFVIIRebirth hasn't broken 300k yet after a week.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sales in Japan post pandemic are liker 60% digital.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            FFVII Rebirth's 300k sales includes digital

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Famitsu desn't do digital

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                but i did your mom

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hasn’t even broken 1 million
          Damn I haven’t really been following, is this real? Is FF a dead franchise?

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't own a ps5

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no blood, no gore, the black characters have been made to be grotesque, there's pointless gay inclusion and it's very obvious firms like Sweet Baby poisoned this game with their bullshit.

    Why the frick should I buy this?

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's multiple reasons and that poll doesn't let me choose more than one option.

    1. Not on PC.
    2. Split into three parts instead of actually remaking the original game properly.
    3. Turn based is more my thing instead of this gay ass modern action stagger shit that's designed to pad out playtime.
    4. The open world/side quest content and ubisoft towers have made part 2 look even less appealing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >4 reasons
      If it was on PC, would you have bought it?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, I just like to complain about things, but genuinely. Not being on PC is stupid to me as a default, but the other points are also issues I have with the remake.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hold on
      >3 parts
      You fricking what?
      I have paid zero attention to the game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hurrr durr i had no idea the ff7 remake project was split into multiple parts!
        yeah sure thing bud i totally believe you

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >3 parts
        *not including DLC

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. i hate the stagger system
      but for me, it not being a proper remake is a big offence too.
      but ps5 timed exclusivity is the biggest reason i didn't get it. i'll buy it when it's on pc.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't want the remake to be a surprise sequel set in an alternate timeline. I'm not a purist, I was expecting some changes to the story since that's usually the case in remakes anyway. The thing is, just because I expected changes doesn't mean I like the actual changes they decided to go with.
    I did enjoy Remake's battle system, soundtrack, and characters a lot, but the reveal at the end really soured the whole thing.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cloud but resting b***h face
    Bravo, Nomura!

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll buy it when it comes to PC. Looks kino tbh and I liked Remake.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      of course you will gay

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm an economic terrorist, I don't spend money on low quality entertainment.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mostly play FF games for the story since the combat isn't that challenging and I hated the story of the first game so I wasn't going to play the second.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i finished 7 chapters of rebirth and i didnt feel they were stretching the story like remake, maybe because it's not just in midgar anymore.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The game is about a metanarrative of what ff7 means to the writers now that they are 30 years older. That's not what I want. I wanted the same game that expanded on what was already there. I'll pirate it when if comes to PC but I'm going to support it because I'm not going to pay for something that's making me angry. This could have been good but the writers didn't want to just redo the game so we're stuck with a bunch of good scenes that are like the original and then a bunch of bad ones. The bad ones are just not ignorable. Nomura continues to be up his own ass. At least when Anno did, I didn't care about eva.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Not a fricking remake
    >Censored
    >Tried to walk back censorship while still censoring
    >The most hideous designs I have ever seen
    SE MUST DIE. I will see to it that this company is dissolved within my life time and when someone asks me why. I will say "this is for Xenogears"

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Square Enix has never made a good game.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i already know the story, i don't like it. all the dramatic narratives surrounding cloud just for him to end up as a 23 year old guy playing house and raising someone else's kids while living out his days as a delivery man. yippee, he got over his childhood insecurities and his guilt, so epic.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough zack

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you want it to sell even less?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love that they are reusing PE's battle system

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Reuse PE's battle system
      >For a shitty remake instead of PE
      Kill me

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >PlayStation 5 timed exclusive
    It basically hasn't come out yet, no one gives a frick about the ps5

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the woke option, you filthy israelite?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Where's the woke option, you filthy israelite?
      I'd include that in "It's not remade in a style that I wanted"

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    1-its not a ff7 remake
    2-its heavily censored
    3-its filled with filler content rather than trying to expand the ff7 world
    4-npcs don't fit in with the game, almost like they used stock unreal engine npcs
    5-character personalities were changed because "frick the original game"
    6-the story takes very moronic twists to the point that it shits on the ff7 legacy (time ghosts. multiverse shit. zack being alive, cloud and aeries 2v1 bizarro sephiroth among other garbage)

    If you like the remake you're a fricking zoomer
    every other ff7 fan stopped after ff7 ps1
    no dirge of cerberus
    no advent children
    no crisis core

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >3-its filled with filler content rather than trying to expand the ff7 world
      How do you expand the ff7 world in a way that's not filler? Anything you add to expand would be considered filler

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't.
        The Compilation and everything attached to it didn't need to exist.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >5-character personalities were changed because "frick the original game"
      Elaborate

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        original cid was problematic and yuffie is genki kawaii now, plz understand

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cid was a piece of shit human being working on his stupid rocket and now he runs a taxi service

          Havent reached Cid but he does smoke, right?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            no, no more smoking

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Havent reached Cid but he does smoke, right?
            they raped him

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I haven't played FF7 in 15 years, but why is Cid even running a fricking taxi service? Shouldn't he be working on his rocket to the point of depression?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                THEY RETCONNED MY FAVORITE CHARACTER ARC FROM THE GAME?!
                No wait, this will show in Part 3 right?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Probably not because this Cid makes no fricking sense, it's a straight up retcon. I checked the wiki just to be sure and the OG Cid never ran a taxi service at any point. He was just sitting around in rocket town. This means that the FF7R timeline was already different before any of the time jannie shit happened and all the talk about fate is fricking moronic because this has always been an alternate timeline

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually time jannies don’t just alter fate from here on out, they alter fate in the past as well
                —squeenix ytuber defense force

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I always really liked that Rufus was such a petty butthole that he went to the ass end of the world just to frick with some washed up pilot and take his shitty little airplane away. I guess that had to be cut to make room for more Sephiroth™.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >This means that the FF7R timeline was already different before any of the time jannie shit happened
                It was different from the beginning but nobody picked up on it, even localization. In OG Cloud was at Midgar for a month or two before the first bombing mission. In Japanese dialog in Remake, Marle (the old landlady) mentions he arrived the day before.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I checked the wiki just to be sure

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yep, everyone that's ever complained never played the OG to begin with.

                they kept the spaceship in the crisis core remake so i'm sure they'll bring it up when they delve into cid's story in part 3

                That's the way I see it, saving the flashback deepdive for Cid and Vincent when they're playable. Basically combining the story of the first visit with the Huge Materia mission into one chapter.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                just goes to show shitposters are all posers who love getting mad at nothing

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Vincent is "security" in the Shinra Mansion and you have a fricking boss battle against him as Galian Beast

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >and you have a fricking boss battle against him as Galian Beast

                that sounds fricking awesome though

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                and it's the best boss battle in the game

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >rocket town is cut
              >despite it being directly after Mt Nibel in the original
              jesus fricking christ this is pathetic

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >have to pad out every zone with unnecessarily slow sidequests, chadley/mai talking for 200 years etc
                >still cut rocket town, completely gutting cid's entire motive and character

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              There was some dumb shit in it originally but nothing to this level.
              They really, really didn't know how to handle a world map did they?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              He says shit, hes got an attitude, works in a plane, and tells the party to sit where he tells them, and isnt looking like hes an ass but neither "good", so why the frick are people so hung up about him? Did people really think he was a wife beater in 7? (They didn't get married until AC)

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                cid is supposed to smoke, hate life and beat his wife

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                the smoking part I'll give ya but the other 2 are moronic
                he hated the fact his dreams were dashed by who he first thought was shera but he never hated life and shera isn't his wife in 7

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I honestly don't get people's hang-up with him. I think they misunderstood his character in the original.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                case in point

                cid is supposed to smoke, hate life and beat his wife

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I went in thinking they absolutely butchered his character but felt that wasn't the case at all either
                But judging from OP's poll a lot of people are basing their thoughts purely on snippets they've seen online

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a lot of people are basing their thoughts purely on snippets they've seen online

                100%

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They haven't played Rebirth.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody who criticises it has played it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What damning proof do you have to substantiate that claim, anon?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Have empathy.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >grandpa like

                He's in his thirties.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Part 2 doesn't do Rocket Town, because it's being saved for Part 3, when he's playable. So it's still unknown what his relationship with Shera is like.
            It's weird that Cid isn't smoking here, maybe because he's working with the airline service he's doing. Because this game straight up has NPCs smoking weed/hookah in the Crow's Nest. But of course, I'm the only one that's actually played the game that notices these things.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >So it's still unknown what his relationship with Shera is like.
              I see no reason for him not to be an butthole to her. It’s part of his arc to learn she was right all along

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >yuffie is genki kawaii now
          Good.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cid was a piece of shit human being working on his stupid rocket and now he runs a taxi service

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Aerith was made insufferable in the remake and i just wanted to kick her ass down the rusty ladder, instead of saving her.
        >Tifa, Aerith and Yuffie were made insanely more needy and annoying in the remake.
        >Somehow Cait Sith is more bearable in the remake than the females, even though he has tumors for legs and he is the only improvement.
        >Then you got sephiroth who was a mysterious, cool and overpowered super soldier and is now an overexposed jobber that gets his butt kicked multiple times a game
        >Cid is just a complete failure of a character now and hes in the game a total of 10 minutes. No more petty old man with anger issues
        >Zack turned into an overexposed failure and thanks to the harem crap into a cuck. In the OG Aerith was always in love with him which kinda led her to like Cloud.
        >Barret and Vincent are there i guess?
        >Cloud was made into a complete homosexual without any masculinity left in him.
        It just all sucks in the remake with all the horrid fanservice shit dialed up to 110%

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bullshit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everything that wasn’t the original FF7 is shit. The entire “extended FF7 universe” is and always has been absolute dogshit
      >t. born in 1987

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The evangelion rebuilds were honestly tame compared to this garbage and even made more sense in the already established lore
    I still don't understand why there are harry potter time jannies

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because...
    ... It's not...
    On...
    Game Pass. 🙂

    No further questions.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >remake fricking sucks
    >nobody cares about rebirth

    shocking

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ps5
    >not a remake
    >literally reset all progress from 7R
    Last one is the worst, I liked 7R while thinking the time janny shit was dumb but I was wondering wtf were they going to do about the fact that they looted like half of ff7 for materia and gear because midgar only had a few spells and weapons and shit but them just completely resetting everything you did was not what I expected. Are they really expecting us to play 3 games where we earn and grind the exact same fricking materia and gear between each one?

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No PC
    >Sequel of a remake that's not actually a remake but a spin off alternative universe

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boring mash X combat and they raped my childhood and the FF7 story with all the shitty changes.

    Why would I want to buy it?

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to buy a dud. All they had to do was a 1:1 with upgraded graphics and they went full moron

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont hate Rebirth but i really dont want a FF8 remake because SE showed that they dont know how to remake old games.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just a terrible game

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    am I really supposed to believe they are capable of turning disc 2 and 3 into a single game?

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game that requires you to have played another 40 hour game to completion Sells worse
    Wow it's almost like there's a reason nobody else is doing Episodic garbage

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why they didnt make it like Type-0?

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe if it wasnt ps5 exclusive
    Maybe if it had PLAYABLE VINCENT AND CID?
    Maybe if it didnt have more time jannie bullshit

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    None of these options work for me. I cancelled my Twin pack pre-order because Tifa Intergrade censorship.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even without the censorship she's the most basic, bland, and cookie cutter ass design of all time. I will never understand you cornball homosexuals and your obsession with that stupid ass marysue. Use that money you saved and get some fricking taste.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bought Remake 2 years ago for 40$ and it was the most shallow soulless uninspiring piece of shit I've ever played

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm waiting for at least a 60% off sale like I did for Remake because I'm not paying full price for 1/3rd of a game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not actually 1/3rd of a game, it's a stand alone game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        In the end this is going to be incoherent.

        There's going to need to be a remaster to turn it all into a single game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you do that all three times you're going to end up playing 120% for one game, anon.

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >original FF7 has an environmentalist, anti-corporatism message where the main baddies are an evil megacorp sucking the planet dry for profit
    >FF7 is milked dry in sequels, prequels, remakes, and gacha cashgrabs by a soulless conglomerate

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's cuz the original was made by SquareSoft, a young company looking to prove itself.
      This new game is made by Square Enix, a shell of its former self looking for glory by retracing their predecessor's steps.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You must not have played the whole game, about halfway through the environmentalists realize they were wrong and teamed up with the corporation to fight the actual evil force, which was a israeli themed kabbalistic demon god.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        *sephiroth starts playing*

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      cool anti corp environmentalist message there nojima
      very cool throughline

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm waiting for the enhanced re-release in the future like Intergrade. Square loves to israelite people over with this shit like Atlus and Capcom.

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not on PC, and when it comes to PC I won't be paying full price because I don't pay full price for late ports.
    That said, 7R was already kind of pushing it, these gays seem obsessed with padding the frick out of this remake so I may not even bother at all.

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first game sucked complete dog shit and the new one looks like the same garbage so why would I buy it?

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I owned a ps4 for bloodborne, no game on PS5 has nearly the same draw as to make me buy a console to play it
    I did play FF16 via remote play which I feel was kind of a mistake for a game so reliant on its visual spectacle but what can you do

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    and where are all the people who cried over the fricking E3 announcement? this proves that "gamers" are morons.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and where are all the people who cried over the fricking E3 announcement?
      stopped giving a shit when time jannies showed up halfway through the first game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was at this moment, I knew…they fricked up. Also Barrett died (but didn’t) Biggs died (but didn’t) Zack didn’t die (but did but didn’t) wedge died (but didn’t but did).
        S U B V E R T E D

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jessie being the only one to have actually died when the plate fell was such a lazy fricking cop out

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Regarding the article: it might be because the first game in the Final Fantasy 7 remake series is called "Final Fantasy 7 Remake", not "Remake Part 1" or anything like that. People who don't know about the original FF7 thought that the remake would be... a remake of the whole game, not just Midgar(which is like maybe 4 hours of the original game).

    Now there's another Final Fantasy 7 game called "Rebirth" and people are like "What is that? I already played the remake.".

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Basically SE shot themselves in the foot with confusing sub-titles thinking the average western gamer has otaku level knowledge of all games lol sad but true story

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying most who bought remake weren't the nostalgia chasing tards that had been begging for it to begin with

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought it, and it's not good. Just got to the Scarlett fight, and I'm really running out of patience with the party member ai just standing there and not doing anything.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"and I'm really running out of patience with the party member ai just standing there and not doing anything."
      >he doesn't know
      anon, you're supposed to actively switch between your party members every 1-5 seconds. You don't just stick to one character in entire fight.
      Why do you think you're not using those flashy Synergy Abilities much?

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >complain about expanded FF7 content that gives you more fun character interactions
    >ignore the fact that random battles was purely filler/padding of playtime and FF7R doesn't have them

    Disingenuous rotten fanbase IMO. I'm enjoying myself.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's just Ganker hating on the next new game, Rebirth is actually have perfect scores everywhere

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The characterization and interactions between the cast is really the best part of the remake trilogy. It's actually amazing how it's the highlight of these games.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The stagger system makes the combat in the remakes a million times more padded and annoying
      In the original you didn't have to spend a minute wailing on trash encounters before you are allowed to actually damage them

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This
        I don't know who thought the stagger mechanic from 13 was worth revolving the series around, but they should be fired

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        For what it's worth they fixed it in Rebirth. Outside of a couple of specific bosses, you can pressure/stagger everything with relative ease.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's just Ganker hating on the next new game, Rebirth is actually have perfect scores everywhere

      The characterization and interactions between the cast is really the best part of the remake trilogy. It's actually amazing how it's the highlight of these games.

      They're such a cool team, just like The Avengers of something!

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Remake fricked the story elements, had a boring battle system, and was generally trying too hard to fit in with the other AAA slop.

    If it had been more faithful to the original story, had less fat and filler and a battle system that was actually compelling, I might've bothered with Rebirth. I watched Rebirth on youtube out of curiosity and holy shit I am so glad I did not spend a dollar on this grotesquerie.

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the good moments from the original were drawn over with crayon by Nomura

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to buy the full version on PS6, thanks for beta testing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They hamstrung themselves on a full version when they reset the characters from remake to rebirth.

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You need research to actually understand that this is the second part of the remake project, not calling it part 2 was a big mistake, look at the sales.

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm waiting til they finish the game.

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make the same remaster twice
    >wonder why sales aren't the same the second time around

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    if they can't remake ff7 right they can't remake 8 or 9 right too, this shit is fricked.

    also if they didnt cancel CyberConnect2's version maybe it could have been a full remake

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're hinting at remaking Chrono Trigger right now too, which is the last fricking thing they ought to even be considering after this disaster.

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Think about it:
    >players who completed the first part and didn't like the game
    >players who played the first part and didn't finish the game
    >players who never played the first part
    have no reason to buy the second part
    >players who played the first part and liked it
    have a reason to play the second part
    How are you so baffled that you don't understand this simple fact?

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    PS5 is still $500
    I'm not buying it

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not multiple choices?
    Don't have a PS5, Remake sucked, Don't like how its in 3 parts and not the style I wanted

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why not multiple choices?
      >Don't have a PS5, Remake sucked, Don't like how its in 3 parts and not the style I wanted
      Would you have bought it if you had a PS5?
      If yes, that's your main reason.
      If no, that's not your main reason.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Main reason is I disliked the previous game, not excited at all for the sequel.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          then, you're in the "I bought FFVII Remake and I didn't like it" crowd

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm in the "I bought FFVII Remake and I want to boil Nomura alive"

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    snoys don't like video games

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought it and I like it but I'm not Japanese so I don't count in the tendie charts.

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t have a PS5. I would have if I did. Squareenix is moronic for banking on exclusive deals like this shit

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      bravo nomura

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm playing through the original.

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sequel tax
    >still second biggest PS5 launch in Japan
    Why are people freaking out aside from the game being like a 6/10? Pretty sure whatever Snoot coughed up for the exclusivity makes up for the sales difference.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Pretty sure whatever Snoot coughed up for the exclusivity makes up for the sales difference."
      Because there's such thing as a "system seller".
      People bought Gameboy just to play Tetris. People bought Wii just to play Wii Sports.

      Sony wants more PS5 sales and its hoping FFVII can pump up PS5 numbers.
      That said, it does work both ways: can't play FFVII if you aren't willing to put money towards a PS5.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Final Fantasy used to be a system seller, it isn't one anymore.

        For how important and valuable brands like Final Fantasy supposedly are, and how much Sony probably paid for the exclusivity, the people involved with them seem to have surprisingly little oversight meant to specifically protect the brand, the IP, and ensure it is actually going to make money.
        All the production staff had to do was give the fans a faithful remake, that would have the same simple iconic story that also made it a lot of people's first entry to the franchise in the first place.
        Instead they made a confusing, muddled mess, that didn't appeal to anyone, and certainly didn't bring back old fans, or get them many new fans.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Basically yeah, I'm actually a Final Fantasy fan but never played 7. I always heard from older cousins and my brothers that 7 was the best so I was looking forward to a remake with better graphics and mechanics.

          The fact it was even advertised as a remake is completely false advertising. My guess is it was intended to be one then Square Enix changed it half way through development.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >My guess is it was intended to be one then Square Enix changed it half way through development.
            Your guess is incorrect because from literally the very start, very first interviews that were done about the game, before the development really even kicked off, they were saying this game would only be Midgar.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm speaking of the game series, not the specific title.
              There's no mention of the fact it's not a remake during the E3 reveal. It's a complete rugpull.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Which was universally beloved. Stay mad.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It IS a remake though, part 1 of a remake at least.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its not a remake though, its a sequel masquerading as a remake.
                They completely wrecked the pacing, the story, and the player experience.

                If they couldn't remake the whole game faithfully, they should have just had a faithful 4 hour remake of the Midgar segment, and then add the time-loop crap as non-cannon post game content to pad the length.
                Then rapidly followed it with episodic sequels on the same system.

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's not on Steam and i don't own a snoy censorstation
    also maybe chopping a single game up to try to milk several remake games out of it was a stupid and shitty idea anyway. they do know that some people will just wait to buy when it's done, since it's half-baked? you don't pull bread out of the oven after 5 minutes to eat some raw dough. you wait for it to finish baking.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw rebirth is disc 2 of 3
      how are they getting away with this?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rebirth is 90% of disc 1. They spent two games to get through disc 1, so either the next Regurgitated title isn't going to be the last one, or it's going to rush things way the frick up.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Another 200m usd down the gutter

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Disc 2 is way shorter than disc 1, and disc 3 is just the final dungeon. Disc 2 + 3 almost fit on a single disc, but the extra FMVs narrowly pushed it over the line.
          Also, I don't think there's anything to milk with how much sales are diminishing. Rebirth is selling worse than XVI, which was already considered a huge flop.

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t support censorship.

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm waiting for a complete collection of all the remakes. I'm not going to pay full price for 1/3 of a game.

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    no gamepass, no play.

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is the point of this "trilogy"? in the future nobody is going to recommend this shit, they will simply play the original

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a variety of consoomer that will buy literally anything their favorite developer/series puts out. Quality doesn't matter. How similar it is to the series that they ostensibly love doesn't matter. All that matters is participating. That's who this kinda stuff is made for.

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing after 6 in the main series is real Final Fantasy.

    Real Final Fantasy are the FFV-likes Team Asano is making.

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Waiting for the real version.

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >completely different story
    >completely different gameplay
    >doesn’t even have titcow Tifa
    Give me ONE good reason to buy it

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't buy games you homosexual

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the waiting for PC option? I'm not double dipping.

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Part 3’s biggest surprise will be:
    There are 4 parts.

    Final Fantasy VII Refund

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fell for the bait thinking the remake was at the very least going to be faithful to the story despite the rest of the game looking like shit. Once I realized we were in some multiverse homosexualry I dropped that shit and never looked back. The sales they lost are the fanbase they dropped to adhere to the wider audience, so honestly, probably not that big of a difference.
    I never cared for all those Zack spinoffs and shit but thats the people who they're selling to. Game's just not for me, that's it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No that’s not it. They hate the OG, they hate us and they hate the legacy. They’ve taken great pains to make that clear and they need to LOSE

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It happens, shills just can't get it past themselves anon. The same shit that's happening to this is happening to other shit I enjoyed.
        >sailor moon
        >dragonball
        >star trek
        Anything new is trying to bury the old to justify how much it doesnt suck by itself that way it doesn't have a comparison to base shit off it.

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ps5 only. I own a ps5 and its exclusivity pisses me off. Not giving them the money for it

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It seems ridiculously shitty

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have a PS5, multiplat makes sales happen

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah this series is definitely to xbox and pc to recoup losses and i will be here for it but mainly for the pc mods

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    sequels always sell less, how long till morons figure this out

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SILENCE

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Let me rephrase that to make it easier to understand. Direct sequels always sell less. Any game that requires you to play the previous one to understand it will ALWAYS sell less.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          BTFO

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          thats bullshit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol not true
      Each mass effect game has outsold the previous barring andromeda which doesn’t even count as a sequel because it’s a spinoff

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah yes the exception to the norm. They always exist.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      DMC 5 sold the most out of any dmc game

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a PC gay playing the waiting game, that aside, I think they're going to have a hard time getting the casual audience to buy again becuase they'll just think "Didn't this already come out 4 years ago?" and that's the furthest they'll think on it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure but casual gaymers were never the primary audience for the Remake trilogy. It was CompilationChads.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're right they're not the target audience, but if they're concerned with maxing out sales then they're definitely gonna need the causals on board. I was also thinking the name "Rebirth" after the last one being like "Remake Intergrade" could cause confusion for someone not in the know. Like the wii and wii u situation.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >but if they're concerned with maxing out sales
          If they were concerned with maxing out sales, they wouldn't release it as a fricking PS5 exclusive.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            True, but they're still a huge corporation beholden to shareholders. I'm assuming the timed exclusivity deal from Sony must've been a lot of money.

  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ps5 sucks. that's why. also, there's always a drop off number sales for "sequel" titles.

  99. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A combination of it not being on PC and me having plenty of games in my backlog.

  100. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought both a digital and a physical copy.

  101. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder that the digital version of Rebirth had a pack that included Remake for free. That's most likely why its doing less physical numbers, especially preorders.

  102. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I will buy the completed package edition that releases in a decade

  103. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wanna buy it but biden makin everyone homeless w this inflation

  104. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >don't care about replaying JRPGs because they're long as frick and tedious
    >don't care about these new devs gay fanfiction where Aerith lives or Yuffie and Tifa become a lesbian couple or whatever the frick
    It's simple as that, really.

  105. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the absolute poorhomosexualry on display

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not owning a PS5 means you're a PC gamer. The system has like 4 exclusives... Even Ghost of Tsushima is coming to PC (announced yesterday)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        not owning a PS5 means you're fricking poor
        imagine not having a high-end pc and consoles

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why do I have to have both PC and consoles? I'm not a consoomer.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes we get it
            you're poor bro
            >inb4 rlm meme

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The issue with the "you're just poor" argument is that I am simply unable to subject myself to subpar performance the PS5 offers when I am accustomed to what my high end PC offers. Having money is not the issue, having standards is which you seem to lack.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                okay poorgay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                translation: im poor

                Enjoy picking between a 30fps stutterfest or vaseline smeared image quality then. Must feel amazing eating shit like that just because you have money, right? Keep coping and tell yourselves whatever you want to justify your shitty decisions.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he's still going

                all this time spent seething you could be working a third job so you can afford a ps5

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I will never buy a PS5 because I don't need one. Stop shilling snoy kun

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                the more you reply the more upset you sound
                if you didn't care you would've stopped posting a while ago but you're clearly upset you don't own one

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're taking to another guy btw.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                post portfolio

                Let me guess, you are also one of those brand loyalists that are crying because Sony keeps pushing multiplat now, invalidating your shitty purchasing decisions, right? You try way too hard to talk up your 30fps box, now go play your shitty game, snoy.

                truggered

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you love to see it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                speak english

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Speak spanish

                gonna need a trugger warning

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                *TRUGGER WARNING*
                YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I AIN'T SKERRED, TRUGGA

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Speak spanish

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                cuando era niño mi mamá decía hijo, eres guapo, deberías ser modelo.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                post portfolio

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Let me guess, you are also one of those brand loyalists that are crying because Sony keeps pushing multiplat now, invalidating your shitty purchasing decisions, right? You try way too hard to talk up your 30fps box, now go play your shitty game, snoy.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                translation: im poor

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            vidya as a hobby is nothing but consumption so you're just a coping poorgay

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              There's no point in paying money for an inferior (console) experience.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its ok anon. Watch in amazement as normies buy ps5's enmass the moment gta 6 releases

  106. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not buying a PS5 for a 3 month exclusive
    And I’m not buying Rebirth because I don’t like what they’re doing to the story

  107. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it either runs like utter shit or looks like utter shit on PS5 so I'm waiting for a PC port and a discount.

  108. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's locked to fricking ps5

  109. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough Sephiroth.

  110. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The characters look repulsive.

  111. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being so poor that you can't buy a good PC and have that systemic poverty brain damage so you waste what money you make on a PS5 instead of saving for someone's second hand pc

  112. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It probably sold pretty well, just not as well as the original, because
    >ff7 remake came out during covid, when people were spending more on games
    >The game is not on ps4, which has a larger install base
    These are the actual reasons.
    Most normies don't care about the other details people are mentioning in this thread.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It couldn't possibly be because it's crammed with bloat, it's just barely PS4 quality, or because it pisses off so many fans, could it?
      Nah, you're probably right, it's probably as great as shills say, and it's purely a PS5 player base limitation issue

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have a hard time accepting anyone could dislike an objectively flawless game like this one. If I see doomposts it can only be from jealous Nintendo owners

  113. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the PC version really coming out in 3 months?

    Kek what the frick is the exclusivity for?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No chance, they won't release too close to ff16 on pc, be a year minimum before we get Rebirth on PC.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's just when the exclusivity window ends. Doesn't necessarily mean that it will come out on PC right then.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      1 more year

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember that Remake's exclusivity period was extended thanks to Integrade and even then the PC version came to Epic first. It could still be a long time before it comes to Steam.

  114. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will continue to pirate from SE until they improve. (Never)

  115. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    FF7demake is a combination of almost every single thing I hate about modern games.

  116. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to play this game on base PS5. I will play this game on PS5 Pro or PC. Unironically whichever comes out first.

  117. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I warned Ganker for years. Tried to prepare us with several excuses to damage control with if the sales weren't impressive

  118. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the snoy cope is too strong on this thread
    nobody believes the ps5 sale numbers published by sony
    totoki already said the ps5 is going to sell a lot less from now on
    totoki also confirmed that ps5 exclusives will launch of pc day 1
    keep coping

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are people going to buy instead of ps5? An $800 GPU?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you should ask totoki

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even a 3060 is stronger than a PS5, you don't need a $800 GPU

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gotta futureproof for the end of the gen because devs don't optimize on PC

  119. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Final Fantasy XV won

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      An unfinished game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        is the definition of 7 rebirth and 7 remake.

  120. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    cloud is so hot...
    i'm sorry i didn't buy your game don't look at me like that....

  121. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like the "not in a style I wanted" option is too broad. the dogshit story changes are my biggest complaint, but I'm fine with it not being turn based.

    honestly it would probably be a Day 1 buy for me if they didn't rape the story, but now it is on my "never buy" list.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not in a style I wanted sums my feelings up pretty damn well, I mean, there were other options that could've suited me too, but that's the strongest one, and although I see your point, I think for many that reason hit the nail on the head

      I have a hard time accepting anyone could dislike an objectively flawless game like this one. If I see doomposts it can only be from jealous Nintendo owners

      >Objectively flawless
      It's not optimized for PS5 at all, it was ported from and never released for PS4 to attempt to boost PS5 sales, nomura even said he was nervous about the reception of the ending, combat is janky, sephiroth's presence is a dead horse beaten to dust, there's way to many mini games and piddly side quests to distract from meat and potato gameplay, lazy "aaa" practices like yellow splatters for unnecessary climbing segments, tedious slow paced gameplay segments to assist in making the game feel longer than it is, QTEs, and the clashing art style that is realistic that doesn't compliment the anime type of characters action and creatures.
      I can go on, but I don't think your shill script has anything to contribute other than
      >Nuh-uh, it's good because... IT JUST IS, OK?
      But by all means, do try
      Also, nobody gives a frick about tendies here, this has nothing to do with them

  122. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm enjoying the game, but I can see why it would be selling less physically than digitally. Pretty sure the digital version comes with Remake bundled. I can also understand people jumping ship after Remake left a bad taste in their mouths.

  123. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did and beat it already. Gonna do a fresh replay for the 100% and cataloguing all the item locations like I did with part 1.
    Crazy that the fricking auto-collect feature is locked behind beating the game. And even making the Tactical Mode slowdown faster.
    A nice bonus is that you can equip the outfits outside of Costa de Sol and replay the entire game in Hard Mode with Tifa in her swimsuit.
    But nobody ever talks about that here, because nobody actually plays video games.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look at the poll dude. Only 8.39% people here even have the game, Remake or PS5 alienated everyone else.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a shame. I guess I'm part of the 1% that'll enjoy Tifa in the swimsuit for a replay.
        It's wild to me that it's actually included in base game, when it was Costa del Sol only I thought would have to wait until PC version to coom to it outside of the beach.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Better take advantage of it now before they patch it out like they did with Tifa's assets in Remake

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm close to the end but I remember reading somewhere that Cloud is no longer mandatory once you get chapter select, is that true?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's correct, his slot in the Frontline is unlocked so you can do any 3-man setup. But you still control Cloud when running around, it's just battles switch to what you have for the setup.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          knot wins again

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >But you still control Cloud when running around
          Ah too bad, I was hoping to walk around with Tifa's breasts. But nice that I can mix around with parties a bit more at least.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow the auto collect being gated is gay. What are the bosses like? Is the game still piss easy like Remake?

  124. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why didn't YOU buy Final Fantasy VII Rebirth?
    SE had the negative brain idea to spread the Remake trilogy to 2(possibly 3) console generations
    Censorship(Cid character assassination, Cloud not hitting Aerith at the Temple of the Ancients, Yuffie shorts, Sephiroth not stabbing Aerith)
    Pointless changing of events from the original(Sephiroth saving Cloud by killing the Midgardsormer, Dyne not threatening to kill Marlene and being killed by Shinra grunts instead of killing himself, the entire shitshow of the ending)
    Even more Whisper homosexualry
    Changing Red 13's voice to sound like Sora from KH
    Sephiroth becoming a bigger Poochie than in Remake

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cloud goes to Gold Saucer
      >"Have fun Cloud... WHILE YOU CAN" *snickers*
      >They think this is good villain dialogue
      What did they mean by this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sephiroth becoming a bigger Poochie than in Remake
      whenever sephiroth is not on screen, the other characters should be asking "where's sephiroth?"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That happened a lot in Demake and I'm basically never buying shitmura games anymore. Frick him.

  125. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will only buy it if Reunion makes Clerith canon to create a massive shitstorm and if Cissnei is playable.

  126. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's a sequel and not a remake like I wanted and I have no faith in Square Enix to be able to make anything new that's any good.

    I barely have any faith for them to be able to remake their old games without fricking shit up.

  127. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will be on ps+, gamepass, or why not even epic game store free game way before part 3 release, why buy it ?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why buy any game?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        because i want to play them

  128. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    not touching fanfiction

  129. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Still not complete
    >PS5 exclusive
    No care. Plus FF7 sucks shit already, I don't need a remake of a shitty FF.

  130. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not on PC

  131. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    game is good but frick me is it the definition of bloat

  132. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did they get the swimsuits through SE Ethics Department?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are pozzed safe-horny swimsuits

  133. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No surprises what the highest in the poll is

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      these 2 can just be turned into one answer "i'm poor"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, I could buy a PS5 right now but I don't want to play a bastardization of my favourite game, thanks, I wouldn't even play it for free

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >immediate cope

          kek

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think you know what that word means

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not going to buy a game I fundamentally oppose, for a system with no games of interest to me.
          Enjoy pissing your money away on woke AAA fotw slop (I could elaborate, but don't play stupid, you know what sentiments are summarized each)
          People simply don't wanna reward square and sony for their dumbass ways these last 10+ or so years

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not going to buy a game I fundamentally oppose, for a system with no games of interest to me.
        Enjoy pissing your money away on woke AAA fotw slop (I could elaborate, but don't play stupid, you know what sentiments are summarized each)
        People simply don't wanna reward square and sony for their dumbass ways these last 10+ or so years

  134. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only Square IP I like is Parasite Eve and FF is too gay for me. They even had to remove turn based to appeal for normalgays, what was super moronic, just look how successful Persona 3 Reload is.

  135. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do people not really own a PS5?

    What the frick are scalpers scalping for then?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the best part.
      Scalpers bought them all, but now nobody wants one. They're stuck with shitboxes that will never sell

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        But people still bought them in droves at one point, that means Snoy has a userbase of some sort.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, but a solid chunk of this user base is a dozen PS5's stacked in the garage of someone who doesn't play video games

  136. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw there are people who don't use Tifa and Yuffie exclusively, with Red being used until you get Yuffie.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I use Barret and Yuffie because they're broken as frick. Red's only good ability is Stardust Ray, and having to lob Tifa into the air every time for flying enemies is annoying.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, but isn't it so much more exciting dynamic and epic than perfectly balanced turn based?

  137. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yeah. Wanna know something that's cool? Rebirth checks what weapons you got in Part 1, and hangs them up on the walls at Johnny's inn (after he renovates it). Even including Yuffie's DLC Cacstar one, lol.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's pretty neat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why don't they have any actual progress carryover?

  138. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Many armchair thinkers claiming they know why sales sucked. Well, it's time to prove them wrong

    The only sales we know so far are physical sales in Japan. As people have said, the digital version of Rebirth came with Remake, and you get free materia for having a PS5 Remake save file, so most people went with that route. Either way, only shitposters care about sales, and as this thread proves, most shitposters are petty poorgays.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's going on with the textures on his snout?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        they snoot

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like bad TAA to me.

  139. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just waiting for FF7Rebirth Complete Edition on PC
    I've been burnt once by episodic games, I don't want another Life is Strange Episode 5.

  140. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why didn't YOU buy Final Fantasy VII Rebirth?
    because tifa is ugly

  141. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not buying a PS5 for 1 fricking game. An incomplete game at that, who's final entry will likely come out for the PS6.

  142. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm missing 1 enemy in gongaga, Who the frick is it. I've finished the game and done all the side quests on the map. The quests completed thing says im missing 1 quest though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The egg mob can spawn a junior version, then the junior version can spawn a baby version.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yup that was it thanks

  143. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing I hated about the game were the constant pointless cuts to Zack with zero gameplay.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's why they give the option to skip them when you're doing Chapter Select. Shown here:

      I did and beat it already. Gonna do a fresh replay for the 100% and cataloguing all the item locations like I did with part 1.
      Crazy that the fricking auto-collect feature is locked behind beating the game. And even making the Tactical Mode slowdown faster.
      A nice bonus is that you can equip the outfits outside of Costa de Sol and replay the entire game in Hard Mode with Tifa in her swimsuit.
      But nobody ever talks about that here, because nobody actually plays video games.

      You can unlock combat sim stuff that lets you play as Zack or Sephiroth apparently. So there's that gameplay there.

  144. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    no has ps5. it will sell big once it is on PC.

  145. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3 months Snoy exclusivity when there are more PS4 users than PS5
    >6 month le Epic exclusivity where there are even less users than PS5 owners
    >by the time it reaches Steam it will have optimization and teething issues, they'll probably release a DLC that will be exclusive again to Snoy but will be available to all after that
    >they'll try to release part 3 in 2027 to commemorate the 30th anniversary since there's nothing more to go or add to, the overall feel of disc 3 is somber and depression since there's no more Aerith

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there's no more Aerith
      Lol. Just not in the main world. Definitely not the last you’ve seen of her.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even Squeenix knows not to spam Force Ghost Aerith all the time.

        She's permanently dead and this is Tifa route now.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just like they know not to spam Sephiroth? Game just very heavily hinted at the fact that she’s also from AC with how she wields the white jannies as he does the black ones. Lifestream black and white…

  146. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So there's only the Ice village, Cloud getting Mako AIDS again, Tifa being in charge for a bit, Cloud regaining his memory back, return to stop Rufus and Hojo's cannon in Midgar and then the final battle with multiverse Cloud, Zack, Aerith (because why the frick not) and Genesis/Angeal/etc.

    No you can't fly to Disc 1 and Disc 2 locations

    That will be $79.99 plus tip

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, but it includes this absolute banger.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Places to go to: Northern Continent, Rocket Town area, Wutai (confirmed going there), Mideel area, outer islands, deep underwater (like the crashed ship).

      Even Squeenix knows not to spam Force Ghost Aerith all the time.

      She's permanently dead and this is Tifa route now.

      Just like they know not to spam Sephiroth? Game just very heavily hinted at the fact that she’s also from AC with how she wields the white jannies as he does the black ones. Lifestream black and white…

      Is it weird of me to think they're gonna do a "is she really dead, or isn't she?" debate leading into and during Part 3? Like Cloud seeing her "ghost" is probably just her communicating to him while she's still actively praying at the capitol.
      Everyone crying not because she's dead, but she has to stay behind and can't be with them?
      But I think that's a good point, AC Aerith shenanigans stuff.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well she did die in the main world but Seph’s jannies corrupt Cloud’s sword so when he strikes the masamune he actually creates another reality so he’s experiencing two things at once.
        I don’t know if it’ll really go into if she’s alive or not but she will for sure keep a role in this trilogy. Granted it’s a theory but I strongly believe that the Aerith that joins in the final fight is the AC one just like Seph is who comments that he underestimated her.

  147. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's not out yet. Unless you mean that console only beta test.

  148. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not final fantasy 7.

  149. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we're going to see multiple universe Cloud Omnislash their respective Sephiroth
    >then there's Zack
    BASED WHEELCHAIR OMNISLASH CLOUD

  150. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did buy and play it though

  151. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cloud is so fricking cute

  152. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the best track from the original game not in Remake or Rebirth?

  153. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll wait for the PC version that I'll get for free

  154. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought it tbh. Game of the decade easily. No surprise that Gankeredditors are seething over it kek

  155. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Remake was meh, but Rebirth really does blow it out of the water. I didn't bother getting Remake on PC, and I probably won't bother with XVI, but I'll definitely get Rebirth when it's on Steam.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is that supposed to be?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          NM from Eureka Pyros that has a rare chance of dropping a Magicite upgrade item that sells for 2 million gil on the marketboard.

          this is proof Ganker doesn't play vidya
          I bet most of the people crying about muh original haven't even played it

          The fricking pod that it's coming out of

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            one of the oddest deflections i've ever seen

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        NM from Eureka Pyros that has a rare chance of dropping a Magicite upgrade item that sells for 2 million gil on the marketboard.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is proof Ganker doesn't play vidya
        I bet most of the people crying about muh original haven't even played it

  156. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, in Chapter Select is hows the locations of all the points of interest you haven't found yet. Like the Rest Stops and the treasure caches. That's nice of them to do that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      *shows, not "is hows". How the frick did I even do that.

  157. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why didn't you buy FFVIIR

  158. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >continuation of an episodic release on a console with a lower install base has less sales
    No fricking way

  159. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't have a high end PC - Switch - PS5

    lmao'ing at your life right now
    this entire thread is pic related

  160. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >https://strawpoll.com/PKgl3qQRJnp
    looks like purist/TB fans aren't as much of a minority as the vocal ARPG supporting mouth breathers would lead us to believe

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ganker is full of poorgays making excuses
      >Ganker also doesn't think it's a minority

      IMAGINE MY SURPRISE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        if ARPG is so good, why are Rebirths sales twice as low as Remake?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        if cutscenes are so important why aren't you watching a movie?

  161. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no option for Nomura is hack fraud
    Worthless poll.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people keep trying to push this "Rebirth is Nomura's fault" meme when literally every interview with the devs has made it clear that Nomura wasn't the source of the direction remake took

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because nomura has become so big boogeyman meme that even he keeps hearing about it and has to laugh it off as "but that was not even me"

  162. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did buy it. It's great.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SOVL

  163. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't have a PS5
    don't give a frick about FF7, I think it's mediocre
    don't buy episodic trash

  164. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have Highwind airship
    >can only go to Part 3 locations
    Brave Square Enix

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't think that will be the case
      you can already cover a lot of ground with the tiny bronco so I can totally see flying in part 3 with runways being where you hold triangle to land or some shit

  165. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    where is the “too many ugly nogs infesting the game” option?

  166. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no anti censorship/anti ESG option
    Grifter poll.

  167. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    /v/, is Marlene for the streets?

  168. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish we could go back to Junon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      are we sure this isn't coming to switch? those are 2014 graphics are best.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        there was absolutely no effort put into these games. that's for sure.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sure there was, didn't you see those sandwiches?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      PS5 SUPA LIGHTING POWWWWWAAAAA

  169. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buying a game piecemeal is fricking gay. I'll buy it once it's a finished product.

  170. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    haha games fricking trash and dead, deserved it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      meanwhile in reality

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >meta paid by your israelites overlords
        cope and seethe

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          SE for all of their faults does not seem to pay for 90+ reviews. They didn't with XVI, and that was supposed to be their golden goose which pushed console sales.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        here comes the seethe

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        they keep deleting negative reviews btw

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >phoneposter mad they're deleting review-bombs

          checks out

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i-its review bombs!?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Very itemized and well thought out. These reviews are truly tailor-made. You're right, salty consumers are at fault, and only the honest reviews should remain

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              he's not wrong

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              He's right. I feel the games are slowly getting better with time.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              My last stool was better than FFXV

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          mad they removed all your hard work huh

  171. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's missing on the console that had 130m fricking units sold during a quarantine no shit it's going to sell less

  172. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    when this flops on pc like remake did, what will be the next excuse?

  173. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can't get this stupid song out of my head and i'm not even going to play the game

    ?si=NqJstBk5z6-QUBcd

  174. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    based on this only 7.71% of users actually potentially think the game is not shit.
    good. frick this censored anime cringe garbage with horrible writing and worse gameplay.

  175. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only way Part 3 would be redeemed in my eyes is if they retroactively patch out the time janny/mobile/compilation bullshit, fire Nojima and Toriyama, and just make it 1:1 FF7.
    They can still do this, especially since they can still patch out Tifa's boobs in part 1. I'm not gonna hold onto hope that they will, but this is the only thing that they can do to get me to care about the story and I'll probably skip part 3 unless it gets glowing reviews again, which I doubt will happen because the vast majority of FF7 is already in part 2.

  176. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the "NPCs look offputtingly brown" option?

  177. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont give money to woke companies for woke garbage.
    Hell to begin with I would never buy a PS5 for this exact reason lols.

  178. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    80-90 hours in and loving it
    Also loving the seethe here
    Gotta love sour grapes lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont get the amount of shitposting either. Game is a lot of fun, big step up from remake.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker will start gushing about it when it's on pc imo
        i didn't really like remake much but rebirth is great

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i didn't really like remake much but rebirth is great

          same

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I dont get the amount of shitposting either

        it's popular and doing well
        that's what there were ten fricking threads up with spergs going aoeshit that it didn't sell well physically in Japan because most people got it digitally due to remake coming with it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The existence of contrarians ≠ lack of actual flaws and issues.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          dumb phoneposter
          you're right though

  179. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  180. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why should i spend 500 bucks on a PS5? for fricking what?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So you can be a good consoomer
      It doesn't have to be good, it just has to be new, that's the only criteria these days

  181. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it’s not on pc. Square enix should enjoy a cruel long death for not porting their games to pc in a timely manner. It took ff7r 2 fricking years to come here, and ff16 doesn’t even have an official announcement.

    Well, I guess they at least put forspoken on pc… fricking morons

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forspoken is desperately trying to scrape every penny it can, I'm not surprised they put a rush order on that

  182. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >poorgays malding that people are enjoying something they can't

    many such cases

  183. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    barry won

  184. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    because Ganker is full of poor amerimutts

  185. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    more people own a ps4 which is why ff7 remake sold more. i honestly wouldnt be surprised if 70% if the sales of Remake was for the ps4.

  186. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't buy censored games, it's that simple

  187. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hated the bait and switch of Remake, so I don't want to run right out and buy Rebirth immediately. I quite liked the gameplay, and I've heard Rebirth is as good or better, so I'll play it eventually just for that, but I'll wait for it to be half off or more on PC because the awful writing and story changes rub me the wrong way.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a fair take

      Yeah, the yellow paint has no reason to exist. There have been various methods to guide players over the years and many of them are unarguably superior to the forced yellow paint.

      Textbook AAA garbage, this anon

      What's hilarious about this is the original allowed you to toggle this feature with the select button. It would show exits and climbable ladders and such. This fricking "issue" of noisy backgrounds was solved by the original in 1997 and was completely optional.

      freaking nailed it

  188. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Larry are you okay? Are you okay Larry

  189. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t care how good the game is I’m not paying 70 dollars for it. I’ll buy it once it’s on sale for 30 or less.

  190. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2nd game of a 3 parter is lagging behind the first game, which was something fans have been anticipating since 2016 or something
    >This is somewhat of a shock to people

  191. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every screenshot people post look like massaged Unreal Store assets.

  192. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they kept the spaceship in the crisis core remake so i'm sure they'll bring it up when they delve into cid's story in part 3

  193. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    noticed all the sales threads stopped
    i guess even xv-kun has to sleep lol

  194. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't have a PS5 and not getting one.

    I don't really like action combat. I'm not going to claim it's not a Final Fantasy game because it's not turn based, but I also don't have any interest in picking it up because of it.

    I don't like a lot of the story changes and that it's not a faithful remake, nor are the changes made to the story even interesting to me. I also don't like that it was made for modern audiences and misses a lot of the rough edge and grit of 90s gaming, but that was not a surprise to me and I can't hold that against this specific game. At least with FFXVI, I didn't have any expectations regarding the story, but FFVII not living up to its history really miffs me.

    I would be more likely to pick up Stranger of Paradise than FFVII's remake because of that last point, at least SoP almost completely divorces itself from the formula to be its own thing and doesn't pretend to be something it's not. Hell, I would've picked up a remake of Final Fantasy Mystic Quest in this style over FFVII.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      translation: i'm too poor to afford a PS5 so here is a wall of cope claiming otherwise

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bought a PS4 and only played a single game on it, Persona 5. I'm not wasting money on console trash again when nothing interesting comes out for it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          translation: i'm still poor so here are more excuses

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe tell Sony to make a console worth buying if you're so upset I'm not getting a PS5.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              translation: tell sony i'm poor and to lower the price

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ignore moron-kun, he seems to be obsessed with other people's financial standing in relation to their preferences

  195. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Progress doesn't carry over from Part 1. Entire trilogy isn't a remake that's separated into three parts, but literally three standalone games. Let that sink in a moment
    >Retroactive censorship applied to Part 1
    >Narrative changes that make no fricking sense clog up the cutscenes
    >Still stuck with Part 1 party for a good chunk of Rebortion
    >Old lady gives mouth to mouth to Yuffie, not Cloud
    >Censorship in general is just off the charts (and no, Tifa in a swimsuit doesn't change the fact that her default design is still ass backwards)
    >Queen's Blood is worse than cancer and AIDS combined
    >Piano mini game has a nasty habit of ignoring/dropping inputs way too often thanks to either shoddy programming or the slightest stick drift
    >Too many fricking mini games in general makes FF7 Rebirth feel like a Yakuza game or some other genre of game entirely, not a JRPG
    >Padding out the ass, bloated arcs that take too long to resolve, unnecessary stops in between important narrative moments that were present in the OG just to pad out the run time (you can literally HEAR the Japanese in business suits saying "How can we make this longer for those stupid gaijin, dohoho")
    >Drinking game time--take a shot every time the party arbitrarily decides to split up
    >Ubisoft Towers™
    >Constant texture pop-in
    >Performance mode sucks, so you're stuck with either 30FPS and okay graphics or 60FPS and graphics that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a fork
    >'Member that character from one of the Compilation games? 'Member?
    >Kyrie is a character. Who exists in this game
    >Combat is now suddenly super focused on perfect parries in boss fights now, to the point where the game has become this frustrating, utterly unfun mess of an experience
    >Suddenly every boss has twice as many unblockable attacks as the previous game, takes three times as long to pressure, and four times as long to whittle their health down
    >Every other enemy in this game is flying attributed for some reason.
    (cont)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Remember that Fort Condor mini game no one likes from the OG? Let's make players do it several more times in this one, with an added HARD mode!
      >Changed Aeris's moveset for this one, but she's still fricking useless and dies all the time, because she has no mobility, can't take a hit, and all of her utility requires that she has at least one or two shields/wards/buffs already casted before she can really get going
      >The way they pronounce "Cait Sith"
      >A random group of literal who thugs actually gets the drop on Cloud and just...knocks him out and the rest of the party ????
      >Enemies die way too quick in the overworld, meaning you will not be able to level up all the materia you already leveled up in the previous game in time to face the truly difficult boss fights (Square-Enix designed this on purpose)
      >Lighting is atrocious. Why in the ever loving FRICK is everything so WASHED OUT?
      >Remember how most of the summon trials in the previous game were challenging but fair? Well in Rebirth...lol, lmao
      >No Vincent and Cid until Part 3

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