Why didn't you clock 500 hours in ER if you got the game in 2022?

Why didn't you clock 500 hours in ER if you got the game in 2022?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will when the DLC came out

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    because its a 90 hour game

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      150 hours at least unless you are missing huge chunks of side content like the eternal cities or haligtree etc.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I did all of that in about 100 hours

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        no i went through all of that lol. idk how it took you that long.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    because i clocked about 400 and got bored

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was boring.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mike Tyson

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not naming him Ty, Son Of Mike

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was much faster in achieving all my goals than you?
    How are you so shit at the game that it takes you 500 hours?

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    My first playthrough was about 80 hours. I tried starting a few new characters but I always got bored a few hours in. I don't think I have much more than 100 hours clocked.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't even played every soulslop game for that long combined. I have every achievement/trophy.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm steadily making progress through my RL1 regionlocked run. I'm just playing other games.
    Currently at 300 hours I think

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    All one playthrough. I'm coming back when DLC drops, i'm right before radagon

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that a bit far?
      iirc point of no return is before killing maliketh

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I put like 200 in it. It's fun but I don't understand how people are ending up with these 100+ hr first playthroughs. That's how long it took me to get all the chivos, and I was doing all the dungeons I could find and trying out new builds and stuff the whole time.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I beat it once and it sucked.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't this the guy who died to Soldier of Godrick

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. The thread isn't that old. You can read it in the archives.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's from 2022 anon. That was 2 years ago. This guy was exposed a while ago.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >This guy was exposed
            Those were my posts and webms. By all means, show me whatever shitpost you think "exposed" me as having had trouble anywhere in the game, let alone with a tutorial boss. The last moron I saw habitually shitposting was the one who claimed any footage of bad AI or hitboxes was modded.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's strange, those are MY posts and webms. Stop larping as me on Ganker, it's pretty pathetic.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >That's strange, those are MY posts and webms
                So this is where the butthurt ERgays are at with shitposting?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I won't kid myself, I've made the same copy-pasted quite a few times throughout the past 2 years just to shit on this game. I'm definitely shitposting way more than the defenders, I probably sent them all back to /vg/

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Make a webm version of any of the webms in here

                Because I beat it once and it sucked.

                but one second longer at the end. If you made them, then you'll have the source filed. I look forward to your shitpost excuse as to why you can't do it.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                drag the slider between 0:04 and 0:05 and watch the moronic playable character walk through the fricking sword. Checkmate, shazamtroonBlack folk

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                that ash of war also has amazing tracking if the player uses it too, fair imo

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literally longer than a 1600 word essay
      Get a substack/medium account.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he's still coping with his wall of seethe nobody sane is going to slop through
      >after 2+ years
      lole

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bet you're the moron who was spamming the original thread assblasted that everything written was correct and people were agreeing with it.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I clocked 1000 hours. Suck my dick.

    It's been several years since I clocked that many hours in a game. Invasions and dueling are fun.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played once, finished in about 170 hours. this game doesn't have enough variety for me to want to finish it again. After the DLC I'll be back.

    Dark souls and Nioh 2 are infinitely more fun to replay.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    For a game that is first and foremost centered around combat, fighting anything always boils down to:
    >quick attack
    >strong attack
    >roll attack
    >dash attack
    >jump attack
    >ash
    >whatever spell/shield/weapon is in your offhand
    There's just not that much variety in that regard and it gets old fast. I wish the game had a nioh style approach to its combat, where every weapon class has a very large movepool, combos, unique moves beyond ashes etc. now THAT would make me play 500h+

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Simplicity is depth. Better to have a few well made mechanics than a bunch of useless one (Sekiro)

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Simplicity is depth.
        That only applies to something as well crafted, precise and responsive as Sekiro where all the bosses are designed around the same mechanics. ER is nothing like that. It just feels like a bunch of shallow options against bosses that aren't designed for them.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is Nioh 2 well crafted?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wouldn't really know, I only played it for a few minutes but I hate games with looter mechanics so I stopped playing. My brother had me play till I ran into that early filter boss. I beat it to try out the combat system, then stopped playing. It seemed fine.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            not even the most hardcore nioh 2 fan (me) would say Team homie crafts good games. The most criticism you'll hear is for the
            >linear souls wanna be level design
            >diablo wanna be loot
            but personally, my gripes are with the
            >dogshit camera
            >ugly visuals, particle fx, ground fx
            For the action combat itself though, it is at the very top. I'm still having withdrawals because nothing comes close

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, no one complains enough about ORANGE GLOW straight out of Battlefield ruining all of the rather good monster/unique designs.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I discovered everything in two playthroughs and I don't find a lot of the builds to be that fun. And I suck at the multiplayer. I thought I'd play more but I can't see myself doing it again

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And I suck at the multiplayer
      If invasions hadn't been utterly ruined, I'd still be playing.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did, fricker.
    doing a randomized run right now

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 playthrough.
    Everytime I tried to do another one I got bored.

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    KNEEL

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man you're really bad at huh, if you haven't finished it in that amount of time

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        True, I still can't spawn the colosseum boss
        All I keep getting are squishy people

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >819 hours in
      >Probably still stuck on Soldier of Godrick
      Fricking lmao

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I clocked 1000 hours before hanging it up, right before the coliseum "DLC"

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Between Ps5, PS4 version, and PC version with mods. Probably close to 5000 hours but admittedly haven’t played in a couple of months.

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i used a trainer from the start and played through as much of the game as i could without having to worry about "getting gud".
    even with that, i probably still clocked in around 50 hours before beating it.
    will never touch the game again

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did 130 hours on the first playthrough at launch, went Dex/ Faith.
    Did not have a good time; burned out.
    Went 70-80% through again as a grug Str build: a little bit more fun, bit burned out around Farum Azula. 50ish hours.
    Rolled an Int build and summoned a bunch of Spirit Ashes. Less frustrating for sure, currently bashing my head against Malenia. Another 50ish hours.
    Started yet another build in anticipation of the DLC, aiming to use Arcane stuff. Dropped it after an hour.
    Thank you for reading my blog.

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like the open world

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    My stepmother passed away from cancer just before it came out and for whatever reason just thinking about the game has me thinking back to her and kills my enthusiasm.

    I was very close to her through most of my life. I miss her dearly. Also I live in another state and was a few hours late in reaching her before the end.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m sorry for your loss anon. I hope one day you’ll be able to give it some peace and to detach the two from each other.

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have no fricking clue how to beat godskin duo + i got bored

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      they nerfed the fight a bit but you can use sleep if you just want to easy mode it

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      you just get a meme build with unlimited DPS, kill one and then kill the other before the dead one revives

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have seven characters so maybe i do?

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How long does it take to "get good" and do a nohit perfect boss execution style? (assuming you have enough talent to do that) Thousands of hours?

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's only good for a single playthrough.

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it only entertained me for 8.

    I don't know why I come here anymore, I want to talk about video games with enthusiasts only

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine i-frame rolling for 500 hours

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine needing to roll to beat a boss

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've got like 370h, good enough for now. I'll probably hit 500 when the expansion releases.

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because 100 was enough for me to 100% the base game. I'm jump back in when DLC finally comes out.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >playing elden ring for 100 hours even

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because i'm bored of the game now. Waiting for the dlc so that i can replay the game

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't get the game because I stopped caring about Souls games when I finished the good one.

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played monster hunter and going to elden ring felt too stiff

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I clocked 1000 hours in it and earned 300 dollars from modding
    Basically paid for itself + Armored Core 6 + ER DLC + Raging Wolf figure when it comes out + From's next game. I don't even know who I am anymore I'm getting too much money.

  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i clocked 150 and am sitting in post-game waiting warmly for the dlc before i can go to ng+ and platinum it

  40. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I beat all the bosses in 170 hours a few months ago.

  41. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did three playthroughs and got around 200 hours overall. I'll go back to it when the DLC is out.

  42. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    But I have?

  43. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I finished after 100 hours,savescummed for the ending and uninstalled it forever after.
    All and all I only missed 2 bosses

  44. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm at 750 hours now. I find it's best to take breaks and then come back and try new builds. It's the game that keeps on giving.

  45. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have, yet I've only done one playthrough. I spend my playtime co-oping. Invasions are not fun in ER. Dueling is alright, but I just want more PVE content already, so I can whip things to death.

  46. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fight rang rog, fight rang rog, fight rang rog
    >barb wiz, barb wiz
    >the occasional lock or cler
    NOBODY FRICKING PLAYES BARD I'VE LOOKED THROUGH 5 PRE-GAME 15 PLAYER LOBBIES AND COUNTED ALL OF 1 (ONE) TOTAL
    FRICK YOU SANTA NEXT TIME YOU WANT PEOPLE DEAD DO IT YOURSELF

  47. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    DLC fricking when ?

  48. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    But I've never played this game
    I'm waiting for the DLC to drop

    Sekiro is my fav game of all time and Armored Core 6 was a lot of fun
    Tried Dark Souls 1, finished the tutorial, didn't like it all that much. Then again, I was trying to play it on MKB at the time

  49. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It takes 60 to beat and isn't really fun. I'm not humping walls to find another copypaste dungeon or reading a guide.

  50. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    But I did. And 300+ hours on PS.

  51. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did. The replays were a mistake and Elden Ring was not made to be replayed.

  52. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hit 550 already back in 2022, anon

  53. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I play these games to explore and I explored everything at 90 hours

  54. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ive broken 500 on one single character without entering NG+

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's really no point either. Elden Ring is the least balanced Souls game. NG+ and beyond just adds even more BLOAT to the endgame. Who the frick wants that with the shitty basic souls combat?

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