Been watching tons of women play bg3 (why would I watch a neckbeard when I can watch a hot chick?)
The funny thing is that when the Eemporer comes on to them, they immediately make a new save, then frick his brains out "for science", then they reload the old save and reject him.
I have no interest in fricking chthulu myself, but everyone I've watched does it. Is it just a curiosity thing, or is it... genuine lust?
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because he's tall.
He's dominant and manipulative.
he's evil and emotionally manipulative ,women like that
>emotionally manipulative
I thought women HATE that, that is absolutely the biggest complaint from women I know about their exes.
never listen to women about anything they like or dislike. They have no idea or self awareness
They logically hate it, sure, but most women subconsciously thrive off emotional ups and downs in the same way men enjoy logical or physical challenges where there are moments of drama and respite interplaying. Most women have a lot of inner turmoil when it comes to their preference in men, but are too unintelligent to properly explain it, let alone act in accordance to what's in their own best interests.
You said it yourself. Their exes. People they've actually dated and had sex with. They liked it up until a certain point.
There was NEVER a point where they liked YOU or ever will.
Women are fricking stupid.
The fantasy of something can be appealing even if the reality is shit, I suppose.
>that is absolutely the biggest complaint from women I know about their exes.
notice how they all dated that guy?
the reason why women ever get fed up with it, is usually because the guy goes too over the top and her family/friends get involved
that and, a lot of women have friends that just frick with their friends relationships just to entertain themselves
>does he always talk to you like that??
>he seems really insecure
>you know, i bet he's talking to other girls right now
It's because they can't detect it and WILL keep falling for it.
That's why they whine about it.
they do hate it but when they are genuinely attracted to a guy they become completely open and blind to it. it's like a subconscious thing.
>that is absolutely the biggest complaint from women I know about their exes
it's also the reason their exes live in their head rent free. if you are talking to a girl and she brings up an emotionally manipulative ex more than once in one sitting, run for the hills. she ain't over him and she's not likely to be any time soon.
t. dated that girl for a month. she's probably still obsessed with him.
Women are attracted to dark triad traits because evolution. Women with poor father figures are even worse at resisting those urges.
I mean it's not like men are any better, just look at "I can fix her" bullshit, but still.
You missunderstand c**tspeak
emotional weakling that breaks character=emotionally manipulative.
>honestly tells you what he thinks of you
vs
>trick you into following him in his rape tent
i male played as female and did not frick the squid. weirded me the frick out when he advanced on me. shut him down real quick
If it had huge breasts you would too.
Change his voice to be a more feminine, Balduran to be a woman, and add other feminine qualities like wide hips and yeah I would
I would not. I like human women, not skull-crushing tentacale-jaws.
same reason woman like tentacle hentai
this is such a sexist thread
thank you, I try my best
>spend minutes making the guardian look hot
>turns out the guardian is a fricking squid
larian why
minutes making the guardian look hot
out the guardian is a fricking squid
One girl I watched modeled the guardian after her dog, who was always running around in her streams.
She still fricked it, but again, she said it was "for science"
My friend who is a girl has always been into tentacle porn and being dommed so she was def a fan of the Emp
>(why would I watch a neckbeard when I can watch a hot chick?)
People like you are why vtubers got big in the first place. have a nice day.
if the mine flayer was female would you frick it?
probably. It sucks that no matter what sex you choose for your guardian, the emperor is a dude.
1. Because you're watching streamers, they are obviously going to pick a wacky sex option for content
2. Women like picking wacky sex options in games because it's what's entertaining to them, it's the same reason why women watch Rupaul's Drag Race
3. Men take their playthroughs a little bit more seriously, even when memeing around. Men commit to a bit, a larp, the mentality of their character, whereas women are less constricted by the feeling of needing to maintain the authenticity of their playthrough.
It would've been better if they'd kept it as the manifestation of your brainworm.
Dunno about other gals but monsterfricking is pretty common among my female friends. I actually fricked the emperor without remorse, I planned to free Orpheus since I knew about the hammer, so it was a very butthole move from my characters pov. Just squiddy sex, no strings attached, with a body that you could never touch in another situation.
But you can tell him to keep his fake form.
Who cares? He's still a male squid
It's a shame women can't reload IRL and raise multi negri
>white girls frick squids
>Why do female players always bang the Mind Flayer?
2 things
1. Voice
2. Tentacles
I banged him in the guardian form
Larian knows what makes women wet.
Most of the players do that, if not just to get the achievement connected to it, at least to see what happens.
If you think only women do that you're a fricking braindead terminally online moron
I want to see my Dark Urge pull on his tentacles and forcefeed him his wiener.
>why would I watch a neckbeard when I can watch a hot chick?
Why would you watch either?
Because having sex is fun. Not that you'd know that, incel.
the type of women who play video games like Baldur's Gate 3 are complete degenerates
No idea.
*whips out dick*
*googles tentacle porn*
Does he even have a dick?
>men lusts over freaky b***hes who will use them and bite their wieners off at first opportunity
>"LMAO WHY DO WOMEN LIKE X?
>why would I watch someone intelligent play a game when I can watch someone play it in the most inept way possible
Kys zoomer
I mean, anyone can play BG3 well. It takes true moron talent to completely frick it up.
A lot of women also go for the incest end in Andy and Leyley.
Because you're watching streamers and not just female players and fricking the squid is so funny lmao the cake is a lie amiright?
still wish there was a female mindflayer