Why do FFXIV have so many kino lines? Also what do you think he is planning and how will he achieve is goal?
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>walk alone
>endwalker
I see what you did you smart bastard.
Juanesh Fantajah
>By establishing that I was the titular character all along, I ensure that my plan will actually succeed! Take that Juan!
They pretty much already spelled out that he's trying to trigger a Rejoining. He had our voidgate destroyed not to stop us from getting there but to force us to find a new way. Azdaja is a lure for Vrtra who will probably be able to travel through in dragon form, and Golbez is counting on being able to succ his aether.
Shit ton of dark aether on our moon, he will use that energy to cause a rejoining on the moon, that will cause the entire shard to collapsed on itself and rush in from the moon to our planet.
aka make both the 13th and the source moon rejoin together, which will cause the shard to collapse and everything in 13th will try to rejoin with the moon, but because it can't it will go to the planet. That simple.
It was already spoiled in the artwork.
what am I suppose to see?
the red moon belongs to the 13th and the blue moon is the source. In picture you see the "blessed damn" aka Hydaelyn seems to be the reason why the 13th is able to rejoin because of zodiark death. See how both of the red moon and the blue moon is crashing into each other.
That's hydaelyn's staff you dumbfrick
So it's obvious that Golbez is the WoL of the 13th, but what does that make Zero? Is Zeromus Theory actually going to be confirmed?
Why are people now so convinced that Golbez is our shard? I still see far more evidence that Zero is.
He's been traveling around in a manner extremely similar to Ardbert (and technically our WoL), making companions by providing them strength, giving them targets and direction, and generally still having (what appears to be) an altruistic goal at the end of the day. He's also explicitly making allies simply by feeding them Aether rather than threatening them or taking things from them. Zero really hasn't done anything selfless in any capacity, and even though Zenos captured her at some point, she went back to her usual rotation the instant she reappeared on the 13th.
>Zero really hasn't done anything selfless in any capacity
She runs a charity in the Thirteenth with a domain where she doesn't tax anyone and lets them live in peace.
Which makes her whole "I don't understand generosity" shit stupid, but hey.
Oh and also this patch just gave us a flashback of Zero before her brain atrophied to shit being all selfless by trying to protect people from memoriates. I'd argue the fact she can help people while staying humble instead of making herself a throne and reacting to her subordinates deaths with "Well, they were expendable" makes her far more Azem-like.
She's cecil(ia) you fricking moron. How many flashbacks to using a sword and shield and statues of paladins in her sanctuary and massive fundamental changes to the character on the same mountain cecil becomes a paladin need to be shoved in your face for you to get that?
Play a final fantasy besides 14 for once in your life.
Nah, its more likely her mother was Cecil, but because of Zero fricking up, Cecil took a hit for her and died. It is one of the weirdest thing Zero mention, and that was when she was talking about her mother free of charge, it is going to come back.
Also notice how bad Zero fights in her cutscene compared to WOL. She travel with her mother around the world to stop the darkness spreading and what morons travel with their daughter? AZEM.
Her mother is Azem. watch this get confirmed in 6.4
>She travel with her mother around the world to stop the darkness spreading and what morons travel with their daughter? AZEM.
What the frick are you even saying
Her mother had the shard of Azem, who loves to travel. What kind of parents travel the world while being pregnant? A shard of azem.
>What kind of parents travel the world while being pregnant?
Ones in the midst of their planet falling apart moron.
Nah, only Azem would do stuff like that.
>Play a Final Fantasy besides Final Fantasy VII for once in your life.
Fixed.
>sophia, a nearly decade old fight with mechanics that consist of "look at this thing with your eyes, and then stand in the obvious spot"
>every unreal pf needs waymarks and to follow verbatim strats outlined by a youtuber
>Golbez takes off his helm in 6.5
>He looks exactly like your WOL (meaning he's actually a she if you're a fem WOL)
How do you react?
I think it'd be easier to convey if it was literally Meteor/Ardbert
I'd probably burst out laughing if there was a cute little lalafell head on top of that giant mountain of armor
Potato Black folk are the reason why we'll never have nice things.
>Chest armor opens and deploys a full flight of stairs
Why did Rubicante wear high heels?
Post-EW in a nutshell so far
I'm sick and tired of people lying about 6.1 being better then 6.2.
It was way better and it had people hyped af for whatever was gonna come next. 6.2 had people start to get disillusioned already but still had overall a generally optimistic outlook. Now most people are in pretty much doomer mode and shitting on the writer.
>v is shitposting
>doomer mode
trusting anyone.
Revisionist Black person, everyone was b***hing how the scions all meet up again and two quests in you're saving the world again. People were hyped for pvp and TPS losing worlds first more than the MSQ.
There were few people b***hing about that, that's like saying the entire playerbase are trancers.
We desperately need Ryne back.
correct
malding
Are you enjoying unironical Hildi timeline yet?
I bet that bread line sounded really impressive and biblical in someone's mind.
>impressive
Nah, it's clearly a joke in the same vein as all the other awkward zero jokes.
sauce
More like bred am I right?
>unironical
UNIRONIC
THERE'S NO "AL" AFTER IT
YOU'VE MADE THREE POSTS TODAY WITH THIS ERROR, EACH TIME WITH A DIFFERENT WORD
LEARN ENGLISH YOU FRICKING homosexual
YES I'M MAD
Ironical is a real word and I will use it as I please, sometimes even in an unironical ironic context.
Horrible take.
Agreed. 6.2 > 6.1
A million times this. Everything turned to fricking shit the moment Zero was introduced. Her mere presence lobotomized everyone around her.
>People think the Twelve story will end with all the gods dying because their duty is over
They won't do that. Imagine how gay it would be to kill off the gods, what's the point of even having a god as your chosen patron if the gods are either dead or made irrelevant? Imagine a new player starting from ARR, they pick a patron deity because they think they sound cool, then finally post-EW they get to meet them, then finish the alliance raid storyline only for them to just die off or frick off into irrelevancy.
It's gonna end with them fricking off to the heavens but they'll continue to do their duty to watch over us and grant blessings. Nothing will fundamentally change or else having a patron deity will be rendered meaningless.
>Nothing will fundamentally change or else having a patron deity will be rendered meaningless
t. atheist
>or else having a patron deity will be rendered meaningless.
it's been meaningless since like 2.0 or whenever they removed their buffs
who is Hereon?
It's me. I'm Hereon. Watch as Golbez says "Hereon... forgive me..." when we kill him.
It has the worst writing in the franchise bar none
>halberd
The halberd part always cracks me up, I keep reading Barry's shit collage just because of it.
>filename
IT'S REAL
>ishikawa leaves
>writing quality falls off a cliff again
do they never learn
ishikawa sucks and was never good
shadowbringers has terrible writing
>emet troons pretend emet is some deep character
>he's just a generic Saturday morning cartoon villain shouting NO NO NO HOW CAN YOU DEFEAT ME I AM ALL POWERFUL NOOOOOOO
Go away barry.
>tfw thought Maehiro was gonna return and we'd get Heavensward: Meracydia edition.
I could REALLY have used more local conflict on that scale to get back to a more grounded level after the cosmic stuff in ShB and EW.
Frick off Barry, you don't even fricking know what the story is about enough to make sense when you try to shit on it.
See
literally line for line dialog you troony
have a nice day you spastic shitposting mindbroken australian. 15 is not a good game and never will be. You will die mad about it.
If you had the slightest idea what the game's story was you'd know why everything you just said is bullshit, but since you're never gonna play the game you'll just keep lashing out against ghosts. And you never will play it because you know perfectly well by the end you'd be crying at how shit 15 is in comparison.
>Zero will turn out to be evil and become Zeromus
>Golbez will turn good and join us to defeat her
>Golbez later becomes a Scion
Your thoughts?
>Golbez takes off his helm
>He's black
Your thoughts?
>Golbez takes off his helmet
>Raubahn
based
Are you or are you not aware that Golbez is in fact dark-skinned?
>posts a pic where he is pale as frick
He's gonna need some serious downscaling to fit inside the Rising Stones.
Final Fantasy 14: The After Patches
Estinien is cool frick you.
So does Ardbert still exist within us or was his consciousness disolved after we rejoined? He's been dead silent ever since 5.3.
>this is the warrior of light
> a complete bawd
shame on you
He's seen what you do at the ERP club every weekend and he doesn't want to talk to you anymore.
So who will end up doing the Zodiark Trance, Zero or Golbez?
>Zero learns friendship.
>Decides she wants to save her newfound friends and the people of her shard.
>In 6.4 she absorbs Azdaja's eye for a power up at a dire moment and saves the day.
>Later on we go to the moon to fight Golbez and another dire moment happens.
>Zero just goes and absorbs the Zodiark shard.
>Zeromus appears on the moon and easily oneshots Golbez.
>But since she absorbed the Zodiark shard, a mix of Elidibus schizo thoughts and Funny Danny omnicidal thoughts start to merge inside her because unlike Azdaja's eye, that was the full "being" so she just dilluted her identity like she said it could happen at the start.
>She starts sperging out hard and attacks us.
Zeromus will not happen. They had Y'shtola call her Zero as a red herring. Her true name will be Cecilia and she'll become a paladin.
our response?
That's not the FFXIV twitter account.
i like how nobody even bothers to respond to barry any more
>There are actually people who unironically believed Golbez is Vrtra's fricking sister
The schizo theories some of you morons come up with is something else.
>There are actually people who unironically believed Golbez is Vrtra's fricking sister
How did even a single fricking person genuinely think this for even a modicum of a second? Even if it was true that would be the most fricking moronic twist ever.
people are fricking moronic.
I'm on CECILIA train right now, and she's 100% Golbez's sister.
i missed day 1 of 6.3, is there any point of playing now?
Nah, it's over, you will never catch up, accept doom now.
Honestly better if you just wait for 6.35 to resub.
Like what
said, I'd wait at this point.
Redpill me on ff14. What’s the appeal?
The game is fun and the story is good. Also, the music tends to be great.
MMO with serviceable gameplay and story with really cool twists. Also incredible music. Also you'll come out of this game with a waifu or husbando or your money back.
How does the gameplay work? Are there any quests with puzzles like RuneScape or is it all raids and collect 5 dildos from wild Dildons?
Ngl most of the time it's "Walk to this other npc and talk then come back and talk again". I'd say they keep "collect 5 bear asses" to a minimum though, and occasionally you do get more puzzley quests.
Runescape is, unfortunately, unique in that it the quests are great puzzles and some of the best the genre has to offer. As far as XIV is concerned, there's certain fights that require your neurons to be firing; for example, the latest trial has a circular arena and two rings rotate like a dial and redirect the boss' attack into different sigils which int urn fire a different pattern AOE across the arena you have to have already been out of the way for. The extreme version lets the boss fire two of these at once, meaning you have to solve the puzzle of how his attack is going to land before it fires and kills you. Granted, this is a stretch.
theres no quest of you colecting shit like in wow, at most in questing they are gonna tell you go there click the thing and fight an enemie. everyu combat you have to do while questing is because you aproached the agro range of some mob. everything else is talking and traveling. 99% of the combat in the main questline is dungeon and trials
THere's like, I think maybe 1-2 bear ass quests super early on but besides that it's go to place, find thing, use thing, battle thing
there's a few puzzle quests around the expansions, the ARR one is pretty fun honestly though the last step is ultra bullshit from like an MIT puzzle quest
There is none
its the worst ff worst story worst music has literally no real gameplay has dogshit PS2 graphics and the worst production quality any ff ever had
It had appeal 10 years ago. Now it is just crap. Avoid it like the plague
This is a serious question - could it be any more fricking obvious that Zero will become a reluctant villain and Golbez will help us defeat what she becomes (Zeromus or whatever) and then Golbez (who was brainwashed) will become a scion for 7.0?
Does literally ANYONE not predict this will happen?
Oh and that Golbez is a shard of Azem? (I know many have said this already)
>all the elemental archfiend are in the source
>this was all according to golbez plan
rejoining incoming bois.
Haven't touched crafting/gathering much since early 6.2, for gathering, are the new accessories worth upgrading at all? It's a couple points of GP and I would have to remeld everything.
>It's a couple points of GP
Hold Ctrl to check the stats of the HQ versions.
I'd prioritize it less if you haven't done your left handed gear if it's gatherin, especially if you buy your materia. Once the materia market settles, consider it.
>rubicante sounds fine in cutscenes
>sounds like thancred/fatebreaker during the trial
SE pls
He's using his jobber voice.
>Golbez
EY PABLO
What do you all think of my Dork glam
Christ where to begin.
For starters, who wears a helmet in 2023? Not vogue at all sir.
Second. Purple? Are you serial right now? Queen you are NOT wearing purple in January. Totes gross.
You're completely covered in armor. Not a single bit of you is showing. Like you're hiding from the world. Weak. You should show that chest off a little. Just a little peekaboo at the top you know?
Also too many belts. What are you trying to hold up with those things?
And that sword. Ugh. That sword. Overcompensating much? Not all all practical HEMA standard and it makes a really poor statement on you as a person.
This is some very weak drip and I'm sorry but this fit is getting two thumbs down.
quintessential dark knight, purple is a nice choice, the non-black yet not-full-white armor is a refreshing take, and choosing to take that screenshot in a Spyro level really sells the aesthetic you want
9/10
10/10 would commend
Thanks. Its a shame most won't see the blue part since I edited that in textools, but even without it I'd say its still nice.
>Spyro
Damn, i was going for blinding Oblivion colors but you're super right
The only lie here is the one I'm selling to myself because I'm ANGRY AT WHOEVER DECIDED TROIAN ARMORS CAN'T BE DYED
>ANGRY AT WHOEVER DECIDED TROIAN ARMORS CAN'T BE DYED
We need to find that son of a b***h together.
you need to wait two expansions for it to get recycled
>I'm ANGRY AT WHOEVER DECIDED TROIAN ARMORS CAN'T BE DYED
Just wait for the dyable crafted version to come out next expansion bro.
I'm a little curious as to why the fending/maiming set is so well made, they put so much work into that and yet the new dungeon is 7 year old recolors.
And they chose one of the shittiest sets to use. Not only that but they weren't even slightly improved by at least making them dyable.
You can lie all you want about the color of the cloth on the armor but it doesn't make it any less of a lie.
Where's the set from, looks cool
Troian Fending set that I modified with textools.
How do we feel about the PLD changes lads?
I like all the defensive changes
>holy shelltron actually just mits raw damage
>bullwark is a good filler ability like camouflage
>divine veil just werks now
>holy spirit happens in your rotation now so you just heal yourself more often
>minute window gives you four back to back heals + a holy spirit heal too
The rotation feels better but I think it might be more braindead than WAR
I like it but idk
Maybe Holy Spirit hard cast optimization will be a thing that complicates your top tier output
>I think it might be more braindead than WAR
No, because PLD still allows you to frick things up by spending holy spirits on your Req stacks, whereas Inner Release makes it basically impossible to spend your stacks on anything but Fell Cleave.
Bros I don't want to believe the schizo Azdjaa = Golbez theory but it's starting to make sense. The dragon Golbez has is never directly addressed, there's a singular "jewel" in his heart, and most importantly, the captive dragon still has both eyes.
Okay but then who is the dragon
I don't know, but remember that dragons are only native to the source. Norvrandt has no dragons, and yet we've fought quite a few void dragons. Obviously this wasn't really set in stone until Middy and his brood were better fleshed out, Bahamut from coils being the primal and not how he actually looked, etc, but if the theory is true then it could also explain why the void has dragons in some way.
Also it's a bit too convenient for all attention to have been drawn to Garlemald just because an eye was used to open the gate. They had to have known the aether from the eye would be prime bait.
Kino vidya. Simple as.
So how long does it take to catch up?
From scratch, or from 6.0?
Scratch. I finished all the RuneScape quests and now there is a MMO sized home I need to fill
I mean, I'd just start with the free trial and see if you like it by the end of Heavensward (the first expansion).
How do you feel about reading dialogue?
And I mean a LOT of dialogue?
If you can't be bothered to deal with the story, there's 58 dungeons, 29 boss instances, and three 24 man raids that are unskippable and mandatory to progress to endgame. Along the way, there's dozens of other dungeons and boss instances, including exceptionally hard bosses, that are optional.
Do what the other anon said; take the free trial, and take it through to Heavensward. See what there's to offer. If you think it's too easy, Pepsiman would like to know your location.
a few months
A ton, but you shouldn't be aiming to "catch up". The story is the bulk of the game, take it as if it was a single player game and the fun is the journey, not the destination. There are raids and stuff along the way that still get played so it's not like you're gonna be lacking in them if you want to play some earlier. In fact, I'd say the recommended way to progress is to do their normal modes as you unlock them to get the full story.
>Zero is Cecilia, and will go PLD
>Meaning she'll be both PLD and RPR for Trusts
>Meaning she's a permanent Trust and will follow us forevermore
KRILE SAVE US
>Right as I recovered some interest in playing PLD again.
Just treat DRK as WoLs canon job. The only competition you'll have is a long dead ancient, the job quest trainer, and a rolequest dude.
And Pipin.
Good, better than being stuck with thr homosexual cat or Muh Sister
IT'S O V E R
we need more tank scions
you cannot sell me g'raha fricking tanking
>Reach the dungeon this patch.
>There's a million npcs to pick from because so many just happened to be here.
>Still pick Alphinaud Estinien Y'shtola.
Frick this story. And tbqh I think I'd even have taken Urianger before Alphinaud.
I took the twins and Y'shtola. The only ones I can stand
fake
Check it yourself, it's in trust for the latest dungeon.
Hol' up, what's this
>yellow
what kind of tank is he
because he is absolutely not a healer
Garlean style gunblader.
He's BLD, blood mage, new healer class for 7.0.
He's trying to mack on the WoL's style. He can pick between WAR, DRG, DRK, and PLD
I have a personal preference for the DS version. 3d Remake PC version is based on the android version that's based on the DS version.
HE'S IN
>Kate changed we all loved, AGAIN
I hate this israelite b***h so goddamn much I miss Koji every day
>changed we all loved, AGAIN
Huh?
Something we all loved* I'm so mad again
It's a reasonable change considering they removed the original dialogue options and WoL just says nothing by default.
>they removed the original dialogue options
Oh, so I'm not crazy and I remembered correctly there being a dialog option in that dungeon.
There used to be two.
>MFW I started playing in 6.1
>AGAIN
What were the previous changes?
By "again" he probably means the Wind-up Moenbryda description getting changed, when the one it had for years prior could easily have been interpreted as Urianger jerking off with it instead of the JP line that he held it and cried for a very long time.
>something stupid that makes no sense in context gets changed for consistency
>i've been viewing it for 6+ years so now i hate it and the localizer by extension
LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY
Danger hair colour was the warning. People knew as soon as she was announced on stage that she would be a problem but other homosexuals still defend her to this day.
Frick her and her Californian mentality.
So what has she done so bad?
She is boiling a frog slowly. It's not one thing but a collection of small changes that amount to a big problem.
>there's no problem......... yet......... but we can stop it Gankerros
color me surprised you won't actually talk about it
Sooooo, nothing?
>changed things that made idiots uncomfortable like the moebryda minion
>made the pixies trannies
I didn't know about the Moenbryda change, that is kinda fricked. But not pitchfork and torches bad.
As I said here
She hasn't done anything "huge" yet but it's a small collection of changes she's making which amounts to a problem overall.
>changed a line that was not hard to interpret as something wildly inappropriate
>adheres to yurop folklore and fae gender isn't specified unless it's actually relevant for something
>dumb redditor gets mad he lost an imaginary battle only he's having
>not hard to interpret
That's the point. It's called SOVL.
I understand if you don't care, but please don't say nobody told you so in like three years.
bad translation work from a decade prior isn't sovl
Based translation work is however.
It's called "humor".
There is no "bad translation work" from ARR. The lead of localization was also the fricking loremaster. And was a guy with a sense of humor because its a fricking video game. Shut your stupid prostitute mouth.
>The lead of localization was also the fricking loremaster.
Koji Fox is not Banri Oda, anon
They're both loremasters dumb frick read the fricking credits
Koji Fox has no larger input on lore, he writes the lyrics for songs that have them and has occasional input like "7 2 3 2 3" for Alexander being his.
the entirety of ARR harchefaunt would like to have a word with you.
That bad translation is the reason Westerners actually care about Haurchefant. If he was so openly trying to frick you, Westerners would just think he was being weird instead of being a bro.
Westerners just don't understand the spirit of Gachi.
YUGAMI NEE NA IN HEAVEN ANIKI
t. westoid trans-lator
Westerners don't give a shit about Haurchefant because of anything he did during ARR, they care about him because of the sacrifice. He was still a bondage freak and a pervert in older editions of the game, there's a FATE that references riding gear being sent to his base and noting it doesn't have any mounted units, and the horse Heavensturn where he's slobbering all over you with the same fervor of the Japanese game.
Not true, people cared about his death because he was the only true friend you had who implicitly believed in you and gave his life for that belief. All the shit you mention is grotesque and inappropriate and I choose to ignore it outright.
the man had to do a fricking public apology on the forums, it's not as soulful as you claim. also iirc he ended up getting fired or demoted for trying to pull that shit. and before you say anything, it wasn't koji
In the JP version he's a blatant flaming homosexual, in the English he's a true Khomie, sorry the English wins that time
>There is no "bad translation work" from ARR.
lol
lmao
guffaw even
>There is no "bad translation work" from ARR.
Frick off Koji, your "localized" midgardsormr dialogue is some of the worst localization i've seen in ANY media, ever.
Middy is bland as shit in Japanese, there's a good reason English localizing stuff like Nael van Darnus got folded into the Japanese lore.
>Nael van Darnus
I still have no idea wtf they were on about with herhim. Im sure at this point it don't matter either.
Japanese, she was always a woman.
English, they decided it was a he even though, bahamut made her a troony, but it ended up actually be a she, real nael died and his sister took over the name though we only know this from a lore book
jesus just retcon it at that point.
it's not even an (intentional) change, just that in japanese dialogue it's very easy to never refer to someone as he/she, so they never did
that's somewhat harder to do in english so they didn't bother to do it, and then when the 'reveal' happened they just made up that shit instead of saying "frick it whatever"
which is the same reason we have fricking lyse as a character, they made genki moron tomboy and then had to have a reason as to why she came from smarty pants school
>it's not even an (intentional) change, just that in japanese dialogue it's very easy to never refer to someone as he/she, so they never did
That absolutely does not mean it's okay force western gender politics into a japanese MMO.
anon are you moronic
do you think they ACTUALLY made her a troony?
There weren't any forced in for Nael. Koji needed to pick a set of pronouns, Nael used a male Elezen model, so he went with male pronouns. Nobody on the dev team had decided what Nael was actually going to be until Second Coil.
I would like to point out there was also a controversy about one of the achievement or quest titles regarding Nael that people complained was transphobic or something. I sont remember if it was changed though, I feel like it was
>Source: I feel like it's true
The source is on the official forums I'm not gonna spoonfeed you though homosexual.
>Source: You just had to be there, man
https://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/178050-An-objection-about-the-new-achievement-The-Crying-Game?p=2242146&viewfull=1#post2242146
have a nice day.
It's true. The original T9 achievement was called "The Crying Game".
Outing yourself as a Shadowbab.
thanks for explaining
I thought the lore was the one people know as Nael, was using the identity of her brother?
Yes, her actual name is Eula. She pretended to be her brother Nael.
Yeah I thought so, but I suppose I can get why people get confused over that fact, as they never really bring it up again in the ARR stuff.
Least to my knowledge.
Suppose it's one of the things that just got lost in the transition from 1.0 to ARR with all that story inaccessible easily
As it is in game right now, if someone were to do the story line for coil, they end up thinking Nael is a troony because Alphinaud goes something like "but he wasn't a maiden" so that must mean being entrhalled by Baha made him a troony, and it's never brought up ever again.
In the original JP they used neutral pronouns for Nael. The Meteor storyline was released in 2011 before troons gaslit everyone into accepting they/them, so Koji had to pick some kind of pronouns for Nael, and she used a male body so he went with male pronouns. They hadn't even decided what Nael was going to be until Second Coil, so he had to come up with a quick excuse until he and Oda could sort something out properly with the lore book.
There was so much bad translation work in ARR that Yoshi-P put a tighter leash SPECIFICALLY on the ENG translation team because they kept fricking up. Haurchefant and Midgarsormr are just two of the biggest examples.
Midgardsormr definitely wasn't one of those mistakes, his speech patterns survive well on into Stormblood and he still speaks more vaguely than he does in the Japanese script.
eh, middy's something i can accept because only people with sub 70 IQ get lost when he talked.
all he ever did was talk shit and nap at endgame
Yeah there's a very clear difference between completely changing a character's entire personality versus keeping a character's personality intact but just making him sound more cryptic about it because he's a 12,000+ year old dragon
>make masturbation joke about the death of a woman one of the main characters cared for
>OMFG SOUL SOUL SOUL
I hate americans so fricking much, it's unreal.
>its ok when Elden Ring does it
This is the kind of moron that kneels in real life every time they reference Porchfront in-game.
kneels to jerk his dick on his grave am i rite fellow mutt? lol
and then everyone clapped.
The pixies are the souls of dead kids male and female
For starters, and before you keep defending her. No she's not going to frick you.
I don't get it
It used to have another description that made it look like Urianger jerk offd to the doll
The original description said something along the lines of "This doll is stained with some liquid. What has been done in private with her is best left unsaid."
Obviously, this gave the impression Urianger used it as an onahole, when the idea in japanese is that they're tears and Urianger cried his eyes out while making it.
oh...
Now we get neither?
I guess not. Honestly I don't know how localization teams treat every individual line, sometimes they just don't translate well for one reason or another, but it is hard to believe they couldn't just clarify they were tears.
That was not the original description at all, and it says nothing about a liquid. This is googleable in 10 seconds.
It definitely says something about stains.
None of the changed have been bad though. Hell, the changes have actually been unfricking the shoddy job the ARR team at times, like making an inappropriate masturbation joke, and removing a line that only made sense when it was in response to a dialog option that doesn't exist anymore.
>removing a line that only made sense when it was in response to a dialog option that doesn't exist anymore.
This is fine.
>like making an inappropriate masturbation joke
This is SOULLESS
>Removing the charm and humour out of a game
>everything must be sanitised, boring and stale because then no one is offended.
Frick off.
>charm and humor
>urianger jerking off to a mammet which makes zero sense in context of himself or of a loved one dying
>run to Ganker and shit your pants about it being SOVL
>charm and humour
lol
it was just the translation team at the time making an in appropriate joke because they didn't actually give a shit about what they were working on. It's changed now because it wasn't consistent with the tone of that point in the story.
Because those are koji's changes, not kates.
>Because those are koji's changes, not kates.
Yeah? Why won't she fixes them instead of pushing her california nonsenses
Because those are koji's changes, not kates.
Like the moebryna minion?
Nah, koji seems to take his work more seriously than that. More likely that was just someone else on the team.
Fricking this. Part of the reason media is so shit now.
Why don't they actually do good changes? Like changing back chaos thrust to cherry blossom, fire fira firaga, paladin to knight, why won't they give scholar back its orator gimmick?
Do all that yourself with the Namingway plugin once Dalamud is back up.
>paladin to knight
Who gives a heck, Paladin and Knight are interchangeable all the way back to FF1.
>why won't they give scholar back its orator gimmick?
The one it had in Tactics Advance and nowhere else? Scholar's never had a set identity. In FF3 its identity was doubled item efficacy and Libra.
Golbez is going to be a scion in 7.0
So we still don't know what exactly is happening to Zero when she feints, it's happened twice now. There's something wrong about her that still hasn't been explained. What could it be?
The Echo.
When Jullus holds her up the screen fricking goes white for an instant.
She's pregnant.
>didn't get rape by the 3 guys
she's just that ugly
even rapists have standards
Imagine holding Zero's hand tightly
>Hereon, I shall walk alone
starts playing
fricking kino
>the new dungeon has the same mechanics as the new alliance raid but faster and trickier
weird way to do things but ok. i’d have thought the ar would have harder mechs not the dungeon
I think Zero will become Zeromus initially to help us defeat Golbez, but then tragically will be out of control and will need to be killed in battle, and there's a big sappy scene where she talks about how grateful she was to have found friendship before she twinkles away
Except Golbez is the good guy and Zero will be the bad guy, in whatever way they choose to present it.
Stupid nips, can't even spell "Heroine" right. baka.
When will WoL finally get to lay down his weary, beaten, brain-damaged, schizo head in Y'shtola's warm and loving lap and be healed of his many burdens?
Does she even like WoL?
This but with Feo-chan.
Honestly the idea that this incredibly powerful being is so head over heels for you that she'll simply rewrite the very physical laws of her world just to please you makes me kind of rock hard
Pixies in general are just absolute fricking nutcases, have you actually looked at the sort of shit you get asked to do in their quests?
The pixies are cruel and capricious little c**ts, I love how Feo's devotion to us strikes terror into them
>have reality bending wienersleeve in our backpocket to summon at will
>pretend to hate asking her for anything
the fujos did this
Yeah haha could you imagine
You crafters are homosexuals.
The adventuring party we need
let me bring my adventurer squadron reeeee
Perfect opportunity to revive the Squadron system since they're already making all dungeons NPC friendly. Will they ever do it? No.
>Jacke
Absolutely based
We could have the entire MSQ party with our Rogue and NIN buddies
Meanwhile, in the party we deserve.
Get rid of the dumbass padjal and sure.
I take lyon, nero, sidurgu, and obviously martyn
rest can eat shit and die for all i care
Damn homie how you so gay. Didn't even take Sidurgu's female sidekick.
you're right anon, i do need a woman in my group
arya can come
Now this is based taste all around. Except swap Kann-E for her superior sister.
I considered it, but her fawning for the idea was too much.
In exchange say that she loses the glamour and reverts to her true form.
>her true form
What is she a fricking elemental?
In reality she looks just like her sister, but blonde. You didn't actually think she looked older than all the other Padjal for real, right?
Who is in the middle? Redmage?
The only reason anyone plays mage for women
My wife. I'd have included our dad too but there was no room.
The side stories in FFXIV introduce so many far more compelling side characters than the Scions.
The issue is that it requires players to actually PLAY their side stories to know about them.
Would have been perfect sans Sid and Rielle
what the frick are you talking about sid is good
kan e needs to take her tree wiener worship and frick off, she doesn't get to have nice things
>play CC all day
>go 0-15
How the frick is it even possible. I went like 9-1 my last few games.
I was on the first place team in FL two days in a row for my daily roulette. I'm sure to win the Jumbo Cactpot with that kind of luck.
>win 3 games in a row today
>all three games are won because i pushed the crystal far enough into OT while my teammates are being gays elsewhere
I think these gays in casuals are just throwing the fights but im not going to throw.
>kino lines
>the most generic thing imaginable
I hate you Black folk so much. I swear MMOhomosexuals would be impressed and shit their pants by reading Green Eggs and Ham in a quest but with names swapped to gay anime shit
mods up yet?
Why did 1.0 have this wierd, hideous yellow filter with super bright glare over everything?
Bloom out the butthole was all the rage back then.
It's this thing called bloom that was in every single fricking game that came out at the same time you dumb shit.
That’s a modest pair of breasts right there.
It was the brown and bloom era
It's called SOVL
Bloom was the raytracing of its time.
He has the zordiark shard of the 13th, he is literally sitting on top of it
I don't know whether to play highlander or midlander bros.
Play Roe for big dude energy
Nah roes stretch the frick out of all gear, my first and foremost concern is always being able to pull off my glams. I do like them though, they're goofy dudes.
The only good thing to come out of this patch was Menphina's music. What a disappointment.
never played FF4, what's the best version to play?
DS version if you want any kind of difficulty.
PSP version
DS version. Chibis are cool and cute. Preper to get raped in the moon tho
>Yeah we're going to structure the patches differently as it's now one big leadup to 6.5/7.0
>But instead of making it exciting the whole way through we're going to make patches .1 through .4 as bland as a .1
Azems' place in this world is a joke. I mind as well be a Lalafell. At least Zenos experienced other pleasures before saying frick it all and becoming a battle sexual celebate. WoL just does it for free.
I bet the previous Azem would laugh at us from her harem she collected along her adventures knowing the only boon we ever claimed along the way were dungeon drops as we gave every waifu away.
I don't give a flying frick about Azem. The best thing that homosexual ever did is get sundered so my WoL could exist.
honestly Azem seems just as schizo as the rest of these ancient fricks, also a faithless friend who simply abandoned his friends on either side of the conflict and just fricked off like a b***h, the complete opposite of our WoL
gotta get those grapes, anon
anon...
It was a mistake. They should've let it be, not every game mech needs to be addressed.
We were able to solo the Knights of the Round just fine. The rock is just for a cool lightshow.
FOR YOURS IS THE 13TH SEAT, AZEM THE JANITOR
We were the sidequest janny all along
>all of WoL snarky dialogue options now make sense
Azem's familiars are all of Elpis' cumdumps
jesus
>Azem
>Has sex
>Gets sundered like a b***h
>WoL
>Remains pure
>Flies to the edge of the universe and kills despair incarnate with his bro
>Has sex
With who?
Hermes
Honestly, I don't like the idea of Hero-aligned genes. Ejika was right, we do get a free pass on the most of things because WoL was born this way.
I like to headcanon my WoL as having immense impostor syndrome thinking if any of the other Scions had been the shard of Azem and had all the bullshit powers they would have done a better job and he's not actually that special. Goes well with all the self-deprecating options in the game where WoL suddenly becomes doubts himself or crosses from humble to straight up insecure.
>where WoL suddenly becomes doubts himself or crosses from humble to straight up insecure.
With great power comes great responsibility so on so forth
ight that not how it works according to Emets short story? WoL kids would just be normal tier.
I'm talking about SOVL-genes, not the actual genes.
Memes are the genes of the soul.
What are the lore implications of the grapes in Nanamo's variant dungeon?
>ffxiv has the grape everywhere
>wow has you picking up shit every expansion instead
Halone and Nophica are made for each other
BASED I knew /y/gays will dig it.
Anon, /y/ is for gay. /u/ is for yuri.
nophica should be wearing a sheer dress
>see this in youtube recs
its over isn't it? the wow parasite has exited the larval stage and entered the heart
?
ultimate trannies have always done a world race.
>not even 1k views in 6 hours
Anon, do not give a platform to literal whos on youtube.
youtube is doing it by putting these in my recommended tab just because i watched a fricking sightseeing log vid 2 weeks ago
them racing is not the same as making it a poggers esports sponsored charity event
>watch channel
>youtube recommends newest upload from said channel
MUH CONSPIRACY
So click the "..." on the video and click "never recommend this channel to me".
Problem solved.
i dont get it
Don't forget to buy a t-shirt to support your favorite raid team on Twitch!
where is the FRICKING NOPHICA PORN holy shit
She's ugly
Trickling in at a snail's pace.
I've seen two new Angelise pics since 6.3 though!
who TF is Angelise
Angelise Reiter, one of those player made OC characters that get a fricking trillion commissions, both porn and not. You can legit find more art of her than most npcs.
Hmm. she kinda hot. Lot of over the top stuff though.
I mean the design itself is fine, upper tier as far as player creations go even, but it doesn't stop being basically some player's waifu he made in the character creator and then had raped by a million horses.
Ameliance?
Is the hotfix gonna make portraits usable?
>Going through Elpis for Pandemonium quests
>Look at the night sky
>Hitbby sudden inexplicable emotion I can't quite put to words, closest I can manage is a sense of dread and sadness
What the frick just happened to me
Echo awakening, you remember the final days and your soul feels nostalgia for the things you've lost in the past. Tl;dr ask Elidibus
Please no, I don't want to be a murderhobo
Firsties are doing fine, and so shall (you).
There are still countless stars full of life that no longer exist by the time of the scions.
Imagine the yellows
>Going through Elpis for Pandemonium quests
>Look at the night sky
>There is a moon
>Hit by sudden inexplicable hatred for ishikawa and her shitty retcons since shb
Wait, there's a moon?
yes
Motherfricker if you want to photoshop at least do it properly. There's no moon, I just checked.
smoochpig lalawife detected
>sprout
>in EW
really homie?
You don't lose Sprout now until you finish EW.
that's incorrect
it's once you START EW
but you need 300 playtime hours
which is attainable for anybody but boosters and sk*ppers
>cannot come up for a reason for the elpis moon
>tries to attack the screenshot
really homie?
The troony is clearly lying. First about the moon and now about when you lose sprout status. I don't know what compels someone to lie like this when it can be so easily proven false.
go on, check elpis during umbral winds and prove it
Sprout has always been "get to current expansion" AND "Have x hours played" so they're a boostie
>He only has 1 million gil.
>Sprout
>Endwalker
reddit moment
https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/rvg625/something_in_the_night_sky_of_the_level_87_zone/
I cant find a moon wtf
>the moon is only visible during a specific weather (umbral winds)
>half-transparent
Alright, what the FRICK is going on. Is it the "present" leaking in the past?
>Is it the "present" leaking in the past?
>pandeamonium is now in current time aetherial sea
maybe
Maybe the umbral winds breaks the barrier between Elpis and the rest of the un-sundered star and we get a glimpse of shooting stars and the moon
Moon always existed
Big if true
>Final Pandamoneum teir Venat will show up
>It'll reveal she's Elidibus's mom (they're the only ancients shown that have both white hair and white eyes)
Screencap this
Nah. Unlike Zenos, she's dead-dead. Yoshi said multiple times that she was completely destroyed along with Zodiark.
zenos is also dead-dead, zenos cuck.
Not according to Yoshi
they literally just gave us an entire cutscene of Zero telling us, over and over, including looking directly into the camera at the player, that Zenos is dead. He's gone. Deal with it.
Pssh as if death stopped that autist before. He's gonna pop in with zero forewarning for a round 3
according to Yoshi, if you want zenos to come back, you should name a farm animal after him instead
>Yoshi made Venat super-dead
>Let Emet be able to be reborn
>Somehow Zodiark Trancers think the writers are biased towards Venat
My god the things I would do to meteion's holes with my penis.
I'm pretty sure there's a significant difference between a primal and a normal ascian soul.
>Blue bird e-girl still alive today
>Just flying around
>No one mentions it at all yet in the post MSQ
I'm not convinced the bird we see at the end of 6.0 is meteion and not just a random bird that looks like her.
Too intentionally convenient to not imply. That's just a slap in the face if they say otherwise.
I mean Meteion literally said she was about die to for good. The bird could just be symbolic, or a bird born of her leftover dynamis.
?
She was showing you the way outta there is all iirc
The corrected one survived, no?
I meant white and and BLUE eyes
SE has a bad habit of giving their heroes white hair. It was blatantly shameful when Eistenin joined the Scions. Surprised they went purple for Hippopotamus.
>OH N-
>kills himself
really makes you think.
please pass the egg salad
So, why is it red?
dark souls xD
THE moon, not A moon
Everyone get in here!!!
Y-Yes lord Golbez?
Everyone's gone! I leave one patch with everyone right where they're supposed to be. Then I come in this morning and all 6 of my lords are missing!
>fee: 2357 gil
I ain't goin'.
How many more expansions until they finally frick?
It's over, they made Sadu a dyke to please twitter trannies
Oh no, how horrible, the universe is going to explode into shartdookiechunks because this fictional nonexistent character isn't straight. May God send all of us to eternal torture and damnation for this.
Your life would be happier if you didn't worship trannies so much.
How do you think sadu's tribe views sexuality considering they believe the same soul will reincarnate into both male and females. Sadu herself was supposedly a man in her previous life, wasn't she?
The body is the body and the soul is the soul, unlike real trannies the Dohtarl don't believe souls have a gender, she has no reason to be a lesbian beside pandering to idiot shippers on twitter
>Dohtarl don't believe souls have a gender
I know, that's my point. Given their beliefs, don't you think it would make sense for them to go after whoever tickles their fancy regardless of sex?
Never ever.
NEVER EVER.
E
V
E
R
Never, Sadu is a lesbian now.
Now playing right now, seen a pic of some quest chain I guess with the two of them together. Did anything happen this patch with Cirina and Sadu?
They went ahead and made Sadu a lesbian with Cirina. Magnai and Hien are getting cucked, since one of the book-only short stories made it seem like Hien and Cirina were going to get together eventually. Now Yugiri gays are going to lose their only "defense" for why Hien and Yugiri won't hook up.
>Now Yugiri gays are going to lose their only "defense" for why Hien and Yugiri won't hook up.
I'm no Yugiri fan but I'd say the best defence is "They haven't hooked up in more than 20 years of knowing each other".
nta but its not like Sadu and Cirina didn't know each other until WoL came along either.
If they did, they didn't know each other closely, since in EW Sadu basically goes "I had never hung out with Cirina before but she's actually rad".
All it takes is a simple "I did not realize that my desire to be close to him was not out of loyalty, but love" or some other bullshit. And Yugiri does not have the popularity like Y'shtola to avoid a relationship (or a hint of an attraction, like Mikoto's attraction to Cid).
No. That pic, if real, is probably for a future event, like Moonfire.
Eh, not impossible but still feels like it'd be pretty out of left field at this point. Tbqh the scenario I always imagined is either that Hien and Yugiri did try dating at some point as teenagers and decided it didn't work, that Doma actually has fairly strict laws about who Hien is allowed to marry/ninjas can't get into relationships, or even just that they got hit with with Westermarck effect.
I honestly felt like the way they retconned them into being childhood friends instead of being introduced as adults actually made it less believable that they'd be in love.
Will also never happen because Childhood Friends rarely win. Also the fact that the writers don't want to do much with Hien and Yugiri anymore.
That we know of.
When did this cirina x sadu yuri thing get started? Or is this another one of those homosexual things players do like yshtola x runar or ryne x gaia?
Endwalker story and pretty much same thing as Y'shtola and Ryne ships
>Y'shtola and Ryne ships
This if the first I've heard of that. I like it.
Nono, I mean, y'shtola x runar and ryna x gaia.
It's too late. I already started a shtola x ryne twitter account where I will post all the yuri I commission.
Add WoL to make it a threesome and I'll support you.
No anon, no! That's illegal!
not bad
Why do so many of you homosexuals use twitter? More than that you use it as some kind of account for your player character, posting screencaps and lewd pictures.
When the frick did this happen that mmo players would post their in game character on twitter as if it they are the character?
Escapism. They can be their character on twitter.
Where else are people supposed to post their modded xiv porn?
>When the frick did this happen that mmo players would post their in game character on twitter as if it they are the character?
Have you literally never played an MMO before that the thought of somebody roleplaying as their character on social media is foreign? What the frick my dude this goes back decades to forums and even BBS systems.
It's cringe.
I play the game and my character stays in the game.
People have been doing it for long before you even started using "cringe" to describe things you don't like.
>Follow artist you like
>5 porn release posts in a row
>3 posts of retweets of irl fetish shit you don't care for
>7 replies of mentally unstable tier blog updates you didn't ask about
>Monthly: "OC donut steal rules post"
>Repeat
I also dislike Twatter. But as long as you don't say anything about god emperor Musk, your safe.
>Follow artist
Your first mistake.
Remembering everyone's name is a lotta work. Especially when its in moonrunes
Unironically it's useful to keep up the news in whatever community you're interested in it.
Yes, there's a ton of dumb homosexuals on there but there's also dumb homosexuals here too but I can at least keep track of artists and people I like on twitter.
Is it wrong I like this idea?
>ARR
>WoL starts to crush on Minfilia and Y'shtola, has small internal crisis.
>Starts to form relationship with them, all three parts realize there's a bit of a triangle and WoL paralyzes for a bit not knowing what to do.
>Minfilia fricking dies.
>Y'shtola gets rescued from the lifestream but now there's just too much sadness to pick up immediately.
>Start of SB Y'shtola almost gets killed (again).
>WoL has a giant fricking freakout, decides next time he'll actually go full for Y'shtola.
>Magnai derails that shit with his shenanigans, but WoL is still determined, will just wait for a less awkward mome-
>FRICK SHE GOT SOUL SUCK'D
>Goes to the First.
>Meets "Minfilia", doesn't know how to feel about this, goes through a mini-Thancred arc of trying to get used to the idea it's not really Minfilia but she still stirs his feelings.
>Meets up with Y'shtola again, has the "Y'shtola has changed during her stay in the First and can't even recognize WoL" fake out.
>WoL in absolute shambles, head is a mess and doesn't know what to do anymore.
>Reveal that Y'shtola actually just tried to protect him and had been looking out for him for three years and Urianger is the one lying again and yadda yadda.
>Famous spanking threats scene arrives.
>WoL just fricking takes both into a room and puts the question to rest forever.
>Your own headcannon is valid! Until I give every single potential mate away from you as you watch like a victim
If the datamines are to be believed, wait till moonfire.
be honest, did you order one?
It honestly looks more like a bierock etc, which I was then thinking about doing this weekend, than buuz.
>the localization team completely skipped Jullus elaborating on his childhood's "piroshiki"
Feels bad man
I haven't enjoyed a 24 man since Bunker, they aren't even hard but I am just completely outside the mind space required to tell what the frick is going on in these clusterfricks.
>turn everything orange
>then put orange AoEs on the ground
>and overlap them with another orange AoE
Why are they like this
>I haven't enjoyed a 24 man since [the worst raids ever]
yeah you could have just said you were moronic
I was probably annoyed with Bunker at launch too but Stockholm syndromed myself into liking it
Why are Zodiark Trancers like this?
https://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/453754-What-s-the-point-with-that-quite-lackluster-story-in-Endwalker/page757
I'm not reading all that mental illness, you dumb Black person.
I ain't reading all tha-
>Page 757
I AIN'T READING NONE OF THAT
Do japanese players even have severe autism like this when it comes to game stories? I feel like its mostly from the west
>the survivors of Venat's actions were now demanding emotionally understandable justice for what she had done (even if via an approach that was unacceptable to the currently living.)
Yes the Ascians are the victims in all of this. Holy shit ShB was a mistake soley for the type of schizos it brought into the game.
uncrop that porn please
>uncrop that porn please
It's Val, an avatargay from /xivg/, go ask there. She(he) also has a twitter but I don't remember the @handle
These are the same people who demand the game kill of the scions and have more "dark and edgy" storytelling, bye cry and seethe that Venat "genocided" the ancients (their favorite race) and wanted Endwalker to end with us sided with the Ascians and somehow restoring the Ancient world and the Ancients all living happily ever after. Give me a fricking break.
>the game kill of the scions and have more "dark and edgy" storytelling
This part is true though. There's 0 stakes to the story now that we know who's safe.
>read it
She's right.
>I'm very impressed that you bested me, Warrior of Light. Pray allow me to reward you.
>be god of fertility and seasons
>100% fertile at any point in time
>Gets a massive crave and high from unprotected sex knowing a single drop you knock her up
>always forces you to just barely pull out just to get her fix
>implying she couldn't simply hyperaccelerate her pregnancy and birth an army of your offspring
Got my robo dragon finally.
The servers are melting
sure glad I'm on aether and not Primexico or Crystroonsylvania
I am on Aether
Crystal don't have these heavy load problems, brah. The normalgays stay away because 'ewww the erp datacenter!'.
literally every world on crystal is congested
yeah, but not with triple digit queues.
>party is arguing about tank stance
>in fricking LotA
Which moron dev thought Samurai having a "frick you, I win now" button in PvP was a good idea and how do I get them fired
Just don't attack the Samurai until his buff is gone.
Or better use, stun him if you have the ability.
>Clip them with an AOE
>fricking die
same moron who let machinist have one
every moron mch who gets kicked out of PF deserves it for the sins of their pvp rodent brethren
It mostly only works on new players nowadays
Only idiots die to it anyways. It's basically worthless outside of low tiers because after there everyone is smart enough to just not humor it.
>slowest building lb
>only work on idiots
UPDATE ZIVALEXANDER AAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHH
>the next umbral wind on elpis is in 1 hour 7 mins
FRICK
>Apocalypse starts in India.
What did the racist formally known as Yoshi-P mean by this?
>SIR DO NOT REDEEM ZODIARK
ummmm have you cleared el rotador rojo yet?
I don't plan on it, none of the weapons appeal. Barbariccia was the same for me, I skipped it because I didn't like the weapons.
No, but I'll probably try before the reset.
I might, if just to play around in hyadin's theme
Link weapons. If their cool I might
I did. It's okay.
i can't
ummmm are you going to invite that sprout to your discord server?
we don't have a discord server. We had a guy try and push it for a long time though, even made it himself. I was told that only like 3 people joined but then left. He left our FC after that
I genuinely hope they make more videos featuring Mayra and Kaz. They were fun, especially Kaz.
Why did they remove this bodysnatching ghost's quests?
I feel bad for the original Koh's persona, it has to be dead at this point
he is becoming the deep dungeon person for the new deep dungeon thing
>implying someone was doing them
they said it's because they wanna use her for something else bc she's a cool character
why are bland and generic catgirls so fricking hot.
>been making a decent flow of gil due to all the gathering materia I got from ocean fishing
I love patches with new crafting/gathering gear, such a huge jump in materia prices
Baaarrrryyyy. How's it going dude?
>xiv trannies 60
>xiv trannies 3
>xiv trannies 56
Bro, you do not have at least 60 different anti xiv pics, do you?
Do not fricking tempt him to dump the whole folder.
no he's just dumping random pics he has in random order and numbered them to pretend he has this massive folder, common soijak.party tactic
He'll tell you he's not obsessed as well, fricking christ imagine having
>xiv trannies 60
>xiv trannies 3
>xiv trannies 56
and trying to come across as the mentally stable one.
Why is it always Crystal?
Because the trannies on aether are too busy raiding to post in novice network.
Dump the whole folder, Barry. Start from the top and work your way down to 1.
>[Deleted]
She ruined Omega filtering all the moronic mutts
>bub-t obsolete
Learn new words sometimes
schizo babble
Don't tell me they changed Starboard/Larboard.
No, they did not.
what could have provoked so many seething. Bet is someone who got their feelings hurt like quin69 or max
So do we have to go through Elpis and find the Twelve now?
What will they add next?
Blech, no, awful animation.
>mouthbreathing XIV players keep failing single player duties introduced since ShB
>SE adds duties you’re supposed to fail
Bravo Yoshida.
>Make a big new portrait feature that shows your custom portrait at the start of dungeons and raids
>Doesn't even work most of the time
>removing the charm and humor from the game
>Kate is responsible for one of the funniest and charming beast tribes in the game with the Namazu
What did Ganker mean by this?
>Ganker has no fricking idea what it's talking about and considers itself an expert
many such cases
You won't be remembered for something you put in, if you're also responsible for taking out especially when one of those things is a fan favourite.
THE FAN FAVORITE MOENBRYDA ONAHOLE LINE AND HOW VERY GLIB
Yes.
I'd have hated Eden if Gaia was so sex
I mean, I remembered it and chuckled.
That's right.
>MUH HOTGLUE
>fan favourite
seek help
Can you imagine an xiv without SUCH DEVASTATION? I can't.
I'm convinced the morons who are defending Kate and the practice of changing translations this late into the game are people who have never played primarily with English and are ESLers.
Did chatGPT write this reply?
even if it didn't he's got the tenacity of a bot, the translators are a hot button right now for the strayan posting hours
Same bro. Same.
First she came for the semen on figure implication. Now she came glib. What's next? What meme beloved by the community will be on the chopping block? Anon joked about such devastation, but it's possible.
The passive aggressiveness seething throughout this post kek.
>What meme beloved by the community
Nobody ever cared about the old Moenbryda description more than looking at it once, laughing, and forgetting about it.
And here we are, with autistic anons acting like kate just killed their dog because she changed the translation to be more respectful.
Because you pro-censorship homosexuals aren't understanding or you do and are being purposefully bad faith I'll spell it out for you why people care when they see this shit happening.
You stamp out the culture of changing what is already established and you stamp it out hard otherwise you end up with a WoW situation where they began with just a few lines of dialogue change here and there "to reflect modern times" and before you know it you've got full censorship and fruit bowls replacing any hint of sexuality in the game.
The slippery slope is real, WoW proved it in the mmo space and gay rights to gay marriage to full on drag story time and trannies fricking proved it.
He knows that and he supports it.
>censorship
stopped reading there
Yes, thinking is hard.
what has kate censored?
he's got nothing but vague threats that some day she'll censor something "important", it's just apocalypse prepping for XIV
She's not going to frick you.
and koji won't have sex with you for defending his chair that she's claimed, i'm not sure what you think you're getting out of this as an insult
Yoshi P isn't going to frick you.
keep going
You can stop now, Kate isn't going to frick you.
keep going
>not
YJK
>black mage
>drk skills
???
FFXIV already has actual gay marriage, you might be playing the wrong game
I have only played in English and her changes have been good ones. The Moenbryda doll masturbation joke didn't even make sense and "How very glib" sounded and looked stupid without the dialogue option that it was supposed to be with, it became a meme because it didn't make sense. Beast Tribe was always a name that carried a negative tone due to how they were viewed in the story but that progressed and it wouldn't make sense to call them that.
Reminder that your boogeyman has been in charge since 5.0 and no one made a peep until they announced it because they knew braindead people like you would cry
They saw her hair and their brains fried.
>reddit fish
I hate the namazu, they deserve to be made into buuz
>beast tribes
We don't say that anymore that's racist
>kate is filtering the memelords
I hate to say it bros but she's starting to win me over.
>Bad thing makes people I don't like mad so it's a good thing
Go back to your nintendo thread defending censorship
I hope she keeps pruning your meme garbage and I hope you keep seething about it.
Holy frick, can you imagine is she starts cutting the pop culture references in quest names?
>making simple mistakes in your sentences
Big seethe here, anger posting.
they/them pixies
YWNBAW
>JP Haurchefant is a tropey sex pest joke character that would make it almost impossible to take seriously as someone you're supposed to emotionally connect to for his sacrifice to have any impact.
>ENG Haurche is a bro who believes in you.
>JP Charibert is once again a stock anime okama
>ENG Charibert still has evil gay vibes without having to do any UHOOOOOO IIIII OTOKOOOO~~~~ nonsense
God I'm glad only eng version matters
Sisters how do we also get them to add a mandatory trigger warning to all mention of sexual abuse in game?
>mfw people are accepting Kingdom Hearts tier writing and plot beats, because it's dragged over 80 hour expansions.
The story is easily the worst part of this game, especially Shadowbringers onwards
kingdom hearts' story was fine before DDD
Everybody who makes Kingdom Hearts comparisons on Ganker is a fricking flaming moron anyways
which race+gender says I enjoy the game but story is a meme and true endgame is glamour and side content
femlala
can the camera not be so low to the ground?
You can rotate your camera up
I think that with control + arrow keys you can pan your camera up or down
contrarians defend the reddit woman. lol, lmao even
How the frick is she reddit? If anyone's Reddit it's Koji. They worship him there.
So you got BTFO by the kate chads and that's why you're posting at no one.
How does he do it?
>Yoshida wetting gaijin puss at 50 years old
I must know his secrets
She'd probably be cute with long hair
>grr I hate men! i'm going to join the xiv team and subvert it!
>meets yoship
>oh my god just look at the way this middle aged japanese salary man juggles the development of the mmo AND new mainline FF game so seamlessly. he's so attractive. w-why did I join this company again?
what a chad
reddit is okay if i can make anons mad!
MAINT IN TWO HOURS
>IMAGINE DEFENDING THE RAINBOWHAIR TRANSLATOR LMFAO
place your bets
plogons within 3 hours of maint finished or not
probably not, they said by tomorrow night probably
Imagine being such a chad even in old age, you can make danger hair libshit girls laugh at jokes they would otherwise consider problematic.
Dangerhairs don't have real principles, they just repeat what corporations tell them without processing the thought.
damn bro you got the whole middle-school class clappin
And here's one now!
What was that Voltaire line about pretending to be stupid inviting actually stupid people in?
They're incredibly easy to subvert and flip the opinions of.
You don't argue with a danger her. You date her and then leave a bread crumb trail of common sense to coax her back into sanity and deny her libshit impulses the whole way through.
what joke?
>like PLD
>Weapons are lame
Paladin looks better with a simple sword and shield though
Paladin's best sword and shield are the new Manderville ones.
thats the lame part
That sword is shit.
Prefer the Bojza Pld sword and shield, looks great with most of my armour glam sets.
I use hammers on pld, shame one of them is mogstation
What do you think kate plays? I'm thinking female au ra.
male bunny girl
Female highlander
>best breasts and thighs in the game
?
She looks too girlish to play the designated tomboy race.
weird way to spell roes
femroes are too manish to be cute tomboys. I'm not trying to be insulting, just stating facts. roes have a different appeal.
Male Viera, trust me. I'm well experienced with this type.