Why do normies absolutely REFUSE to play games that aren't about sportsball or involve realistic depictions of firearms?

Why do normies absolutely REFUSE to play games that aren't about sportsball or involve realistic depictions of firearms? You have that crowd or the stinky autists that play the weirdest/most obscure games of all time.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Your Anal Nightmare

    How do you know what normies do?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do you want to be around ~normies~

      >why do you want to function in society and get ahead, you're supposed to jerk off all day and live a pointless existence as a prisoner to your ineptitude!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Given that I didn't clhoose any of this and "Society" kind of sucks well

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because acting normal is incredibly important to a successful life, and enjoying mainstream things is critical to that end.

        homies like these people are the best argument for why the big social media platforms should allow porn, "trollnig", ((hate speech)) so that normalgays can frick off back to their platforms instead of infesting Ganker.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those are already "their" platforms.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            They need to stick to their platforms. Ganker is anonymous so it's obvious porn/being able to say Black person/links to pirated content is the sole appeal for normies/NT people.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why don't you make your own platform?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hasn't really been practical since like 2010. Blame the app store for it+government regulations raising the cost of starting it up/enabling payment processors to screw you.

                At most someone could get a smaller conservative/schizo splinter going bc pillatization, but I'm not into that since I'm not consie. Well, plus I just want Ganker without election tourists.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think the last one was sarcastic anon, sounds too much like a caricature.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've seen remarkably normie/out of place people on Ganker before so I hope you're right but fear you're probably wrong

            Worst was this normie defending AAA games being shit

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I've seen remarkably normie/out of place people on Ganker before
              yeah welcome to like 14 years ago.
              2016 was the killshot for the entire site though. it's just phoneposting twitter Black folk now. Ganker is particularly terrible in this regard. better off elsewhere.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                His "lgoic" for AAA gaming being good is because he could play for short periods of time bc he's got a family/watches sports/goes to church and claiming people who played non-AAA games were mentally ill

                I was like >OBVIOUS ELECTION TOURIST

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        if autists fell off the edge of the world today, every industry would come to a screeching halt
        Functionally speaking, Normalgays are no better than Black folk, only difference is impulse control and violence

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        this but completely unironic
        I can think of no better way to spend your life on this earth, you'd only think different if you were raised like a woman

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do you want to be around ~normies~

      >Normies
      It's "normalgay" you literal normie Black folk.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do you want to be around ~normies~

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play the weirdest/most obscure games of all time.
    What exactly is so bad about that?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because acting normal is incredibly important to a successful life, and enjoying mainstream things is critical to that end.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BRO I BOUGHT THE NEW COD IT'S SO ASS
    >BRO I BOUGHT THE NEW FIFA ITS SO MID
    >Baldur's Gate? Isn't that turn based? Hard pass.
    >The new Zelda? Isn't that for kids?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Baldur's Gate? Isn't that turn based? Hard pass.
      >>The new Zelda? Isn't that for kids?
      Yeah bro, those extremely popular, high sales games are so niche and hidden from the normies

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>BRO I BOUGHT THE NEW COD IT'S SO ASS
      >>BRO I BOUGHT THE NEW FIFA ITS SO MID
      's Gate? Isn't that turn based? Hard pass.
      >>The new Zelda? Isn't that for kids?
      God damn, I didn't know normies actually know about videogames, all of that is true

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a good thing. Normies should be gatekept in pig pens like FIFA and Madden and Valorant. The rest of us can enjoy games, and we'd be far worse off if we had to completely share every game with normies.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      normies(true) would be much more desirable in this hobby than twitter anti-gamers

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick that, it puts me to sleep whenever a game doesn't have both. Anyone in this thread wanna play some Bombing Run or Deathball?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    final fantasy and halo are normie franchises

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >final fantasy
      no
      >halo
      maybe in 2009

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >normies
      >knowing what final fantasy is
      lol, lmao even

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    skyrim is one of the most popular games of all time loved by "normal" people.
    you are bjectively wrong.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You need those autists like you guys with those CRUSTY buttholes

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stinky and crusty

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he do it?

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This isn't true though. The switch will sell to around 140-150m people, obviously a lot of those are normies, and the most popular games are stuff like Zelda, Mario and Pokemon not Fifa and Call of Duty.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    my sister is a normie and all her and her friends do is take shits in front of my bedroom door and hide around the corner giggling until i inevitably slip on it when i come out to yell at them for giggling over my solo offline tf2 matches.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm like that too

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love how the one thing we can all unanimously agree on is that sportsgames are complete shit and shouldn't even be considered video games. I seriously doubt a single person here plays them, and if they do its only as a guilty pleasure.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought Madden 07 was good.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's weird, because at one point sports games were abstracted enough that they were seen not too differently from other games, but at some point they became the 'seasonal' thing they are now and focused entirely on replicating what's going on in some actual sport right now.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    cuz they're too busy getting pussy irl or hanging out and smoking outside than staying inside like a nerd to play shit like "elden ring" or tears of the kingdom. they literally spend 1-2 hours gaming and then go to bed, then wake up, touch grass, meet girls, bang, come back, "ayo let me get a game real quack~" and repeat.

    this is a problem. intelectauls that play complex or hard games are missing out on the mating ritual to fuel the future, thus, the future childred are all moronic.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The time just ran out
      You got like 3-4 generations of prostitutes having increasing control over these pools and human light will be wiped out

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      People that play video games beyond age 25 are not intellectuals and have not succeeded at life enough to support a family. You're actually worse than normies.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the normies at work do play other games, I dunno why you even care though, you want them to play with you or something?

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The normies I know play shit like Elden Ring

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Take it from me, the link between the autist and the normie.
      What a normie wants in a video game is something he can play with his normie friends after work, or something open world with a bloated amount of content because in the normie mind it means they can play it "forever".
      The normie picks up maybe 1-3 games a year at most, and its always the $60 AAA. There is a reason AAA has gone to shit; it appeals to these people who don't know any better and think a game with 60+ hours of content is the best thing ever, the actual quality of said content be damned. Either that, or its a shooter with quick fast paced matches that let the normie play 1-2 matches before moving on with his life.
      Sports games are also popular because the normie just watches sports when he is bored, and then plays the sports game so he can larp as the sports guy he wishes he was instead (and the AAA publishers obviously know this and make the games gacha fests for max profits).
      Why do you think Starfield did so well despite clear signs that having 1000 RNG planets was going to be a wankfest? Normies just heard "thousands of planets worth of content!" and they just lapped that shit up like dogs.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this board constantly complain about MUH NORMALgayS when 95% of the on-topic threads are about gacha crap, bing bing wahoo, and the same couple of AAA games?

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    do normies play Japanese games?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      outside of nintendo no, theres no reason to unless you're japanese. Who wants to put up with a language/culture barrier?

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