why do people like paradox mons?
this is some of the laziest shit gamefreak ever made
>let's slap pink spikes on donphan and pretend it's a new pokemon!
paradox mons were a horrible mistake
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why do people like paradox mons? this is some of the laziest shit gamefreak ever made
Because this fanbase will LITERALLY slurp up anything game freak shits out. ANYTHING.
>moronic spammer not content to repost his braindead spam across multiple threads
>now posting his own shitpost threads
have a nice day homosexual
Still better than Megashit
tpbp
why did you feel the need to bring those up?
mega evolutions and dynamax were also a mistake
>paradox
It looks like a completely plausible ancient pokemon, correct me if I' wrong but paradox means something that cannot be, like Sandy Shocks being an ancient magneton but it has screws and stuff which are man made.
Because I like Donphan.
Having 2 more unique Donphans made me smile.
Also I like Electrirama more than normal Hariyana
The only Paradox Pokemon that i've seen "people" (not from Ganker) like are Iron Valiant (aka Future Trapdevoir with some Gallade's parts) and Slither Wing (Stone Age Volcarona).
>normalgays have better taste than shills and bootlickers on /vp/
what the frick
Ganker's contrarianism is going too far
normalgays hate SV but /vp/ laps it up
Pretty much. Nearly all of them are just nostalgiabait with feathers or an LED face pasted on them to fit the bare minimum of what constitutes a “past/future” aesthetic. It’s telling that the only three people seem to like are the ones listed + Walking Wake, aka the only three that meaningfully alter the base design in a somewhat interesting way.
Honestly with the amount of blatant recolor shit Gamefreak has been scraping off the bottom of the barrel for recent designs, I’m surprised we haven’t gotten a new Eeveelution or two yet. At least a design like that would probably sell to normalgays.
Pink spikes? It also has really big tusks. Great, one might even say.
I like the concept but I won't deny that most of the designs are very lazy especially the future mons
Wish more of the paradoxes use a more interesting design concept like slither wing or iron treads
Could of done some cool ideas with it like replace the horseshoe magnet and screws with lodestones and do more with the ferro liquid.
the primal sex
Iron Soul at the museum
I love the idea of alt designs and some of them are alright but most of them are so fricking lazy
Have you seen the other Gen 9 Pokémon designs? A lot of them are worse with designs that are just as paradoxical.
>Have you seen the other Gen 9 Pokémon designs?
yes and i still think paradox mons are the laziest of all
only flamigo and the disney mice can compare
>"let's make the pokémon le big! Dynamax!"
>OP: "OMG OMG SOUL, LE KAIJU!"
Kys, Galarcuck.
You just described half the evolutions in this franchise, moron.
no, vast majority of evolutions have more effort put into them than pink spikes donphan, even a lot of shitty gen 6+ mons
>let's make grimer slightly bigger and angrier and call it a new pokemon!
>let's stick three magnemites together and call it a new pokemon!
>let's stick three digletts together and call it a new pokemon!
>let's make poliwhirl get angry and call it a new pokemon!
>let's give ponyta a horn a call it a new pokemon!
>let's make pidgeotto bigger and call it a new pokemon!
>let's make mankey angry and put metal rings on its limbs and then call it a new pokemon!
>let's make cubone get angry and then call it a new pokemon!
>let's make horsea get angry and then call it a new pokemon!
>only a handful of gen 1 mons
you're only proving my point
most pokemon evolutions are not like those
look at the cross gen evos in gen 2 for example
or cocoon pokemon
or magikarp and feebas
or snorunt
or clamperl
>let's stick three magnemites together and call it a new pokemon!
why would you even list this. it would be psychotic if literally anything else happened.
> let’s slap wings on charmeleon and pretend it’s a new pokemon
I'm just getting tired of alternative forms as new Pokemon in general/ There's no difference between regional forms or paradox forms on paper.
>"there's no difference between an extant pokémon adapting to a new environment and a pokémon that shouldn't exist in the prime universe"!
Because "on paper" paradoxes by their very nature shouldn't exist, yet are part of the universe. Listen to yourself, would you, ya paint-huffer.
>another autism thread
what autism?
i'm genuinely so fricking upset because past mons are such a cool idea
common ancestors for existing mons, based on real prehistoric creatures potentially, there's honestly so much shit they could've done but instead they just slapped fricking dinosaur features on them, quite possibly the most braindead and lazy way to make something "prehistoric"
i fricking hate gamefreak mang