A full, well-kempt bush looks so good on a woman. It looks so womanly and mature. The only downside is that it gets in the way when you're trying to give her head.
Shaved looks okay too. It's like the difference between lingerie and fully nude.
The only thing that looks absolutely moronic is when they leave on a little tuft or strip of pubes.
I've had sex with 30 attractive thin waisted girls
Keep sucking your fat wife's hairy vag and thinking it's manly of you bro
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t.virgin
t. fat girl
2 years ago
Anonymous
[...]
You guys underestimate how obsessed women are with feeling dominated. They don't think like men: >Wow, this person is getting me off with their lips and tongue! This feels so good!
Women don't think like that. They need to larp as dainty little dominated princesses to get off. It's like a genetic mental illness they're afflicted by. And, sadly for them, it causes them to be unable to enjoy receiving oral sex, unless it's done by another woman since they hold each other to different standards.
virgin
2 years ago
Anonymous
any milfs?
2 years ago
Anonymous
[...]
t.virgin
You guys underestimate how obsessed women are with feeling dominated. They don't think like men: >Wow, this person is getting me off with their lips and tongue! This feels so good!
Women don't think like that. They need to larp as dainty little dominated princesses to get off. It's like a genetic mental illness they're afflicted by. And, sadly for them, it causes them to be unable to enjoy receiving oral sex, unless it's done by another woman since they hold each other to different standards.
2 years ago
Anonymous
That's a good way to put it. I don't know how they can't understand that doing submissive things will make people think they're submissive
any milfs?
No. At least I don't think so. One did have an extremely younger brother that I kinda suspect but idk
2 years ago
Anonymous
Oral sex isn't submissive.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Ok bro.
2 years ago
Anonymous
There's nothing submissive about it. I mean, you wouldn't think any less of a woman if she went down on you, you wouldn't think she was humiliating herself. Why is eating pussy any different?
2 years ago
Anonymous
You're kneeling down or lowering yourself before another person to suckle on the organs from which they expel various wastes and reproduce. It's submissive, sweaty.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yes when a girl sucks my wiener I know she's submitting to me and I can do whatever I want with her
She is definitely humiliating herself in a way and thats what they want
You'll never be able to fully enjoy sex because it's tainted by your obsession with power dynamics. Even if you frick 1000 chicks in your lifetime, all you'll ever experience is a bizarre, warped version of sex.
2 years ago
Anonymous
See
>I love fat women and pubes and giving head
Your just a submissive b***h who can't pull an attractive girl
Lol
2 years ago
Anonymous
>sees someone shit talking power dynamics >accuses him of being into power dynamics
2 years ago
Anonymous
Here's the thing. I don't necessarily consider submission to be negative in this instance. Perhaps you thought I was a different anon?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Oral sex isn't submissive unless the receiver is laying there saying "OH YEEEAH, YOU LIKE PLEASING ME, YOU DIRTY prostitute".
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's submissive, sweetie.
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[...]
[...]
It's submissive, sweetie.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yes when a girl sucks my wiener I know she's submitting to me and I can do whatever I want with her
She is definitely humiliating herself in a way and thats what they want
2 years ago
Anonymous
There's nothing submissive about it. I mean, you wouldn't think any less of a woman if she went down on you, you wouldn't think she was humiliating herself. Why is eating pussy any different?
are you fricking moronic
2 years ago
Anonymous
How is it submissive to let someone put their teeth around the spot where they can inflict the most pain on you?
2 years ago
Anonymous
this is like a tumblr response lmao
2 years ago
Anonymous
What do you expect, kids haven't been raised by attentive humans in 20 years. Small wonder we have "adults" who think like this.
2 years ago
Anonymous
If you teach your kids about why sucking dick and eating pussy are submissive acts, you should have your kids taken from you.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Well, duh. But most people who teach their kids the facts of life DON'T teach them how to preform. Sorry Uncle Dave got a bit "show and tell" with you when it was your turn, but that doesn't mean we all got that treatment. Just mean you got molested.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Ok bro.
There's nothing submissive about it. I mean, you wouldn't think any less of a woman if she went down on you, you wouldn't think she was humiliating herself. Why is eating pussy any different?
You're kneeling down or lowering yourself before another person to suckle on the organs from which they expel various wastes and reproduce. It's submissive, sweaty.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>he doesn't know women who get off on being dominant exist
2 years ago
Anonymous
All women want the same thing, and the ones who seem like they don't are faking to look unique.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Then they leave their sub for a guy who dominates them
Many such cases
no. not all of them.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Then they leave their sub for a guy who dominates them
Many such cases
2 years ago
Anonymous
You need to be able to do both. Look up "menstruation and attraction". When they're on their period, they want one thing, and when they're not, they want the other. If you're not a switch then they will cheat on you.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>many such cases
it makes sense I mean girls have rape fantasies
of course they don't want a submissive guy
2 years ago
Anonymous
>all girls are the same
2 years ago
Anonymous
yes
2 years ago
Anonymous
no
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Innate desires aren't real bro
2 years ago
Anonymous
Why would bdsm shit be an innate desire?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Rules of nature
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm asking why.
2 years ago
Anonymous
How was that hard to understand. What part are you hung up on?
2 years ago
Anonymous
How was what hard to understand? You didn't explain anything.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Extremely rare, haven’t met a single women who didn’t want the man to own her.
2 years ago
Anonymous
your personal experience isn't everything
2 years ago
Anonymous
You never have, nor ever will interact with a woman. Lol I’ve never seen such sheltered misunderstanding of how women work. What a gay.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You never have, nor ever will interact with a woman. Lol I’ve never seen such sheltered misunderstanding of how women work. What a gay.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>copypasta argument
you are a gay
2 years ago
Anonymous
Meant for
You never have, nor ever will interact with a woman. Lol I’ve never seen such sheltered misunderstanding of how women work. What a gay.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The only one with a genetic mental illness is you. >giving head is always a submissive act
You've never made a girl cum from eating pussy if you think this. If you weren't so earnest about your moronation I would think you were trolling.
Yeah you aren't the one in charge in a relationship if you brag about eating pussy lmao
Again, you're a submissive b***h who can't pull an attractive girl. Likely afraid she'll leave you
Yeah you aren't the one in charge in a relationship if you brag about eating pussy lmao
Again, you're a submissive b***h who can't pull an attractive girl. Likely afraid she'll leave you
Lusamine's hot but she's one of those "the daughter but bigger" milfs where no effort is put into drawing a beautiful, mature woman who's aging gracefully. "Oh my god, you're 40? You look like her sister!!" That sort of thing. Melony is visually up there in age, with a grown son, and she looks great.
>no effort is put into drawing a beautiful, mature woman who's aging gracefully. "Oh my god, you're 40? You look like her sister!!" That sort of thing.
I mean, that's part of the point of her character. She's not supposed to be the mature woman who's aging gracefully. She's the immature woman who is resentful of her children and serves as a foil to Lillie's growth toward maturity.
At least in the originals, that is.
Oh I know, it just seems to be the default for much of the emphasis of an anime milf/'mature' character's beauty to be on how youthful they look (a young mother or a woman who looks much younger than she actually is). So it's nice to have a character who's beautiful and up there in age and that there's a beauty in maturation, as opposed to the notion that beauty is something sacrificed with maturation that is brilliantly illustrated to the extreme by OG Lusamine.
I find it a major turn-on that she's strong and confident as a Gym Leader and a mother but in her personal life struggles with Type 2 diabetes. I love the idea that she can put on a show for the crowd at Circhester Stadium but the second she walks off the field she changes completely, taking time to herself to recover and tend to her diabetic blood. Melony carefully records her blood sugar levels several times a day in a pocket diary... she's so used to the finger prick test she no longer even blinks as the needle breaks the skin on her alabaster fingertip and brings forward a drop of hypoglycemic blood which blooms there like a red, diabetic rose.
I hate how the trend is to use more and more non-black linework on official art. For designs like Jumpluff, sure it works because the cotton puffs are a different material/texture. But on Alcremie? It makes the design look like it comes from a completely different franchise. There's no reason Melony's hat, sweater, and boots need to use a gray outline.
What do people find attractive about thin women? I know its the common opinion, but I need a woman to have big boobs and hips to consider her attractive, and I rarely find thoseon women who aren't somewhat fatter. I just can't see flatter women as sexual.
israeli propaganda post-ww2 promoting the ideal that women should have the physique of a 13 year old boy, probably as a form of predictive programming to acclimate the population to the normalisation of child molestation.
>I stubbed my toe on the sidewalk! The israelites did it! Blame the israelites!
NPCs on this site are in hard denial mode. they're terrified because the truth is starting to reach the outside. even non Ganker users are starting to notice and question things.
israeli propaganda post-ww2 promoting the ideal that women should have the physique of a 13 year old boy, probably as a form of predictive programming to acclimate the population to the normalisation of child molestation.
You never have, nor ever will interact with a woman. Lol I’ve never seen such sheltered misunderstanding of how women work. What a gay.
Imagine being with a girl, and you're both naked, you're both making out and getting into it. Then she says, in the most sultry voice she can make, "I want you to kiss my pussy". Then she's thinking "oh yeah, I nailed that! I sounded so sexy! I bet he's so turned on right now".
Imagine being so cringe that you say "I'm not doing that! You think I'm some kind of pussy!?"
She'll think you're the biggest homosexual in the world.
Man you're moronic lol. Or maybe that awful in bed that she'd demand it from you >She'll cheat if you don't tho
No. And I'm also inclined to think you're in a shitty relationship
Or maybe you're like that guy in disbelief from the meme twitter pic about how all girls just want to be taken and called bawds and prostitutes. I didn't save it but one guy in the comments was freaking out
>landwhale
Stop judging these characters by the porn. Overwatch has morons just like you, Mei Ling isn't fat either just because all the porn makes her thick.
Because she is.
fpbp
I want to fricking impregnate her
I like em thick and MILFy
Because fat makes boobs, thighs and the ass larger and is soft
If this is what you call a landwhale I feel bad for you OP.
? She's chubby and cute
Fat ugly people convince themselves they have a fetish for fat ugly girls, just cope
Same thing for guys who claim to love pubes
A thin athletic girl who nairs is a luxury too few will have
Lots of words to say you like masculine bodies.
A full, well-kempt bush looks so good on a woman. It looks so womanly and mature. The only downside is that it gets in the way when you're trying to give her head.
Cringe. Who let their grandpa on?
Shaved looks okay too. It's like the difference between lingerie and fully nude.
The only thing that looks absolutely moronic is when they leave on a little tuft or strip of pubes.
t. Jordan Peterson
Signs of sexual maturity are attractive. You're a closeted pedophile
Hello Australia
Calm down and quit making assumptions, weirdo. I was referring to their delivery. They sound like a creepy old man.
>I love fat women and pubes and giving head
Your just a submissive b***h who can't pull an attractive girl
Lol
Shit you're*
>giving head is bad
If you don't like the idea of wet pussy all over your face, you aren't a red blooded male.
nta but all girls will lose respect for you if you give them head it's too submissive
You have never had sex
I've had sex with 30 attractive thin waisted girls
Keep sucking your fat wife's hairy vag and thinking it's manly of you bro
t. fat girl
virgin
any milfs?
You guys underestimate how obsessed women are with feeling dominated. They don't think like men:
>Wow, this person is getting me off with their lips and tongue! This feels so good!
Women don't think like that. They need to larp as dainty little dominated princesses to get off. It's like a genetic mental illness they're afflicted by. And, sadly for them, it causes them to be unable to enjoy receiving oral sex, unless it's done by another woman since they hold each other to different standards.
That's a good way to put it. I don't know how they can't understand that doing submissive things will make people think they're submissive
No. At least I don't think so. One did have an extremely younger brother that I kinda suspect but idk
Oral sex isn't submissive.
Ok bro.
There's nothing submissive about it. I mean, you wouldn't think any less of a woman if she went down on you, you wouldn't think she was humiliating herself. Why is eating pussy any different?
You're kneeling down or lowering yourself before another person to suckle on the organs from which they expel various wastes and reproduce. It's submissive, sweaty.
You'll never be able to fully enjoy sex because it's tainted by your obsession with power dynamics. Even if you frick 1000 chicks in your lifetime, all you'll ever experience is a bizarre, warped version of sex.
See
>sees someone shit talking power dynamics
>accuses him of being into power dynamics
Here's the thing. I don't necessarily consider submission to be negative in this instance. Perhaps you thought I was a different anon?
Oral sex isn't submissive unless the receiver is laying there saying "OH YEEEAH, YOU LIKE PLEASING ME, YOU DIRTY prostitute".
It's submissive, sweetie.
It's submissive, sweetie.
Yes when a girl sucks my wiener I know she's submitting to me and I can do whatever I want with her
She is definitely humiliating herself in a way and thats what they want
are you fricking moronic
How is it submissive to let someone put their teeth around the spot where they can inflict the most pain on you?
this is like a tumblr response lmao
What do you expect, kids haven't been raised by attentive humans in 20 years. Small wonder we have "adults" who think like this.
If you teach your kids about why sucking dick and eating pussy are submissive acts, you should have your kids taken from you.
Well, duh. But most people who teach their kids the facts of life DON'T teach them how to preform. Sorry Uncle Dave got a bit "show and tell" with you when it was your turn, but that doesn't mean we all got that treatment. Just mean you got molested.
>he doesn't know women who get off on being dominant exist
All women want the same thing, and the ones who seem like they don't are faking to look unique.
no. not all of them.
Then they leave their sub for a guy who dominates them
Many such cases
You need to be able to do both. Look up "menstruation and attraction". When they're on their period, they want one thing, and when they're not, they want the other. If you're not a switch then they will cheat on you.
>many such cases
it makes sense I mean girls have rape fantasies
of course they don't want a submissive guy
>all girls are the same
yes
no
>Innate desires aren't real bro
Why would bdsm shit be an innate desire?
Rules of nature
I'm asking why.
How was that hard to understand. What part are you hung up on?
How was what hard to understand? You didn't explain anything.
Extremely rare, haven’t met a single women who didn’t want the man to own her.
your personal experience isn't everything
You never have, nor ever will interact with a woman. Lol I’ve never seen such sheltered misunderstanding of how women work. What a gay.
You never have, nor ever will interact with a woman. Lol I’ve never seen such sheltered misunderstanding of how women work. What a gay.
>copypasta argument
you are a gay
Meant for
The only one with a genetic mental illness is you.
>giving head is always a submissive act
You've never made a girl cum from eating pussy if you think this. If you weren't so earnest about your moronation I would think you were trolling.
t.virgin
they hated him because he spoke the truth
imagine a girl trying to boast about how she loves sucking wiener and getting deepthroated
Nobody boasted about eating pussy, it was brought up offhandedly.
Yeah you aren't the one in charge in a relationship if you brag about eating pussy lmao
Again, you're a submissive b***h who can't pull an attractive girl. Likely afraid she'll leave you
Americans are taller than nip manlets. We require more fuel.
>americans get more value for their money? Lol
Imagine being this much of a bootlicker
based Jon Stewart owning both republitards and fatties
you're making a naive mistake if you think they are people
>four boobs
I don't know... the math says yes...
this chick actually talked about doing a quadruple titjob video once, but it never happened (yet)
It's because she's a landwhale that she's attractive
Also she really isn't fat, but she should be.
Because she is, the most well drawn milf in the series.
ha
Lusamine's hot but she's one of those "the daughter but bigger" milfs where no effort is put into drawing a beautiful, mature woman who's aging gracefully. "Oh my god, you're 40? You look like her sister!!" That sort of thing. Melony is visually up there in age, with a grown son, and she looks great.
>no effort is put into drawing a beautiful, mature woman who's aging gracefully. "Oh my god, you're 40? You look like her sister!!" That sort of thing.
I mean, that's part of the point of her character. She's not supposed to be the mature woman who's aging gracefully. She's the immature woman who is resentful of her children and serves as a foil to Lillie's growth toward maturity.
At least in the originals, that is.
Oh I know, it just seems to be the default for much of the emphasis of an anime milf/'mature' character's beauty to be on how youthful they look (a young mother or a woman who looks much younger than she actually is). So it's nice to have a character who's beautiful and up there in age and that there's a beauty in maturation, as opposed to the notion that beauty is something sacrificed with maturation that is brilliantly illustrated to the extreme by OG Lusamine.
Appearance-wise, grown anime women typically only have like two age groups—early twenties or deathbed.
She's also a psycho c**t of a mom, which definitely sours any goodwill I could have towards the character. I have to deal with enough of that shit IRL
USA has shifted standards
Obsessed
Obesed
I prefer her eldest son.
Because she has just the right amount of fat to enhance her figure. She's not a Walmart scooter landwhale.
why do you like men?
pov: nobody in the thread has touched or spoken to a woman
My gf looks like Melony. Touch grass
She's curvy, not fat (seriously, she had 5 kids and looks like that? She worked her ARSE off to get to that point).
Liking curvy, fertile women is sign of having a healthy amount of T
>if you don't like landwhale roasties you're homosexual
Holy shit the cope ITT
>No b***h for me without a neck.
She's not that fat.
>roastie
do you really think being an incel is cool?
>there's no such thing as old ugly women
>censoring homosexual
hahaha homosexual
>that censor
Hmmm, where'dya get this image from?
Tl Dr, a normies friend sent it to me and I was too lazy to look for the original post on an archive to screen cap it myself so I just saved it as is
I find it a major turn-on that she's strong and confident as a Gym Leader and a mother but in her personal life struggles with Type 2 diabetes. I love the idea that she can put on a show for the crowd at Circhester Stadium but the second she walks off the field she changes completely, taking time to herself to recover and tend to her diabetic blood. Melony carefully records her blood sugar levels several times a day in a pocket diary... she's so used to the finger prick test she no longer even blinks as the needle breaks the skin on her alabaster fingertip and brings forward a drop of hypoglycemic blood which blooms there like a red, diabetic rose.
I wish she was fatter
they're the same people who find prof neanderthal dyke attractive.
She only dresses like a neanderthal, you are fricking moronic
no im pretty sure she looks like one too, that prominent brow and all
Oh my my, you think I am fat!
Being fat is the standard for Amerilards.
She is literally the sexiest thing gamefreak has ever put out
her body has shape to it, she isn't a sphere shaped fat blob stop being moronic
>nice thighs
>would probably have a nice ass too
>nice breasts
>has really thick and luscious hair i just want to stuff my face into
>is a milf
Americans because Melony is like them
Imagine the hugs
>that waistline
>fat
OP, as always, was a gay. That’s okay and all but the bara thread is two doors over, homosexual.
Amerimutt influence
If you think she’s a landwhale then you haven’t seen how much irl people let themselves go
I'm a fatgay. That's my response.
Tha's considered anorexic in America.
It appeals to my bizarre fantasy of fricking mrs. Claus
>Why do people think this landwhale is attractive?
Mmmh....
Ultimate braphog
allister's wife
I hate how the trend is to use more and more non-black linework on official art. For designs like Jumpluff, sure it works because the cotton puffs are a different material/texture. But on Alcremie? It makes the design look like it comes from a completely different franchise. There's no reason Melony's hat, sweater, and boots need to use a gray outline.
She could sit on my face and smack my balls and I’d thank her for it
can't imagine why, it is truly a mystery
What do people find attractive about thin women? I know its the common opinion, but I need a woman to have big boobs and hips to consider her attractive, and I rarely find thoseon women who aren't somewhat fatter. I just can't see flatter women as sexual.
israeli propaganda post-ww2 promoting the ideal that women should have the physique of a 13 year old boy, probably as a form of predictive programming to acclimate the population to the normalisation of child molestation.
>muh israelites
This isn't /misc/. Go back.
>stop talking about the truth
>I stubbed my toe on the sidewalk! The israelites did it! Blame the israelites!
>/pol/homosexualry outside of /misc/
>Phone poster
>Likely also a filthy summergay
Many such cases
>no argument
Concession accepted
NPCs on this site are in hard denial mode. they're terrified because the truth is starting to reach the outside. even non Ganker users are starting to notice and question things.
I hate fat women so much bros
>Why do people think this landwhale is attractive
>Shares off model softcore lewds like the average Cynthia gay when they cope about her not having melons
>off model
Have we ever actually seen Melony with some lighter clothes?
I think this is the closest we get. Haven't read the comics or anything so maybe she wears lighter clothes there.
Women don't have ankles like that unless they're obese.
>animators drawing characters off-model from the Game Freak key art
How new ARE you?
I can hate muscle girls but acknowledge that Bea and the new professor are popular.
Not sure if her hair is stupid or actually based for being shaped like a melon
Her BMI is like 24 at worst, calm down.
NO. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I fricked a chubby 16 year old that looks just like this once
Well, twice
>/vp/ assblasted over a thick mature woman
That's because they are all pedos
Bait thread. Stop replying.
>This thread
SO DO I OR DON’T I GO DOWN ON A WOMAN I LOVE
>SO DO I OR DON’T I GO DOWN ON A WOMAN I LOVE
Don't
woman are smelly and gay and icky
Instead you should go down on a man that you love
not any of those anons but agree she'll lose respect for you
Do you honestly think you’ll get good romantic advice from a pack of nerds obsessed with a children’s game from 1998?
You can do it after you've already had sex with her before. Don't do it the first time you have sex unless she leads you into that.
I also agree with them its a beta thing to do and girls want to be 'dominated' but don't care to elaborate or argue over this shit
Have fun getting cheated on for refusing to give oral.
Have fun getting cheated on since she knows she can get away with it and still have you. Or shop for a better bf while keeping you there.
Yours will shop for a bf who's not too grossed out by pussy to lick it.
you must be in a bad relationship man
Imagine being with a girl, and you're both naked, you're both making out and getting into it. Then she says, in the most sultry voice she can make, "I want you to kiss my pussy". Then she's thinking "oh yeah, I nailed that! I sounded so sexy! I bet he's so turned on right now".
Imagine being so cringe that you say "I'm not doing that! You think I'm some kind of pussy!?"
She'll think you're the biggest homosexual in the world.
>I'm not doing that! You think I'm some kindof pussy!?
Let her have it once then prove your wiener is better and all she wants
How about we compromise there and you don't write cringe like that anymore
Man you're moronic lol. Or maybe that awful in bed that she'd demand it from you
>She'll cheat if you don't tho
No. And I'm also inclined to think you're in a shitty relationship
Or maybe you're like that guy in disbelief from the meme twitter pic about how all girls just want to be taken and called bawds and prostitutes. I didn't save it but one guy in the comments was freaking out
They want to be with someone dominant, not a gay who thinks cunnilingus will remove his virility.
>they want to be with someone dominant so perform submissive acts
>EATING PUSSY MAKES YOU A SUB BECAUSE...IT JUST DOES, OKAY!?
If you posted a syjak you'd have won this cringe argument
Anyway it looks like this was already discussed itt
Why would you ever ask for advice about sex from Ganker, or ever listen to anything that anyone on this site has to say about it?
as if any of the obese neckbeards on here have even touched a woman
yeah and let her frick other guys while you watch then eat her out after
Because her breasts are head-sized and she's very cute.
>landwhale
Stop judging these characters by the porn. Overwatch has morons just like you, Mei Ling isn't fat either just because all the porn makes her thick.
It's not about porn, it's just a standard autistbait post which involves exaggerating.