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why do so many c**ts pretend to have played this game?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Babies first ninja game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The only harder action game is NG2. Cope secondary

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Shinobi(ps2)was also pretty fricking hard

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The NES ones were way harder than NG2 you fricking poser zoomer.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This so much. Nobody ever talks about the NEs ones but not a single zoomer here would even reach the final level of 1.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It has unlimited continues, that alone makes it easier than most games of the era

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >He pretends we talk only about 1

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but pixel shit is gay. 3d ng is the Only NG for me.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            FILTERED

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              2d games are bad.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Your prostitute mum is bad in bed.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This so much. Nobody ever talks about the NEs ones but not a single zoomer here would even reach the final level of 1.

          They really weren't. Maybe on default difficulty, but MNM of the 3D Ninja Gaidens takes much, much longer to learn. You could literally no death no magic clear all three of the 2D NG games before you clear MNM on the 3D NG games.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >cutscene attack spam: the game
            wooow!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            homie even God Hand was harder than NG2 get off my board.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Post NG2 MNM run frauding little homosexual.

              >cutscene attack spam: the game
              wooow!

              ?

              MN in black honestly isn't that hard. The only rough parts are chapter 1 and archive fiend challenge without cheese.
              And even those segments become manageable with essence frickery

              Not as hard as NG2 sure, but still more difficult than the 2D NG games.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Your meme game gets beaten by UT spam.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah let me just go dust off my 360 to disprove some fat homosexuals poser opinion on Ganker lmfao.
                If you honestly think spamming cutscene attacks the game is difficult then maybe you should lose some weight because you are pathetically slow.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                back to ninja dog with you trash. you could never clear MNM

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >poser doesnt know theres no ninja dog in ng2
                lol

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, because we're talking about NGB you fricking moron.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Post NG2 MNM run frauding little homosexual.

                [...]
                ?

                [...]
                Not as hard as NG2 sure, but still more difficult than the 2D NG games.

                moron

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >360
                >NGB
                >troony literally asked for the NG2 MNM run
                Lmao off yourself

                >schizo gets btfod the thread this hard
                NG2 confirmed babby shit

                Post clears shitter.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >360
                >NGB
                >troony literally asked for the NG2 MNM run
                Lmao off yourself

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            MN in black honestly isn't that hard. The only rough parts are chapter 1 and archive fiend challenge without cheese.
            And even those segments become manageable with essence frickery

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >without cheese
              >manageable with essence frickery

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                how is UT chaining cheese?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >how is spamming powerful attacks with shitton of invincibility frames that also disable enemy ai considered a cheese

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                even with ut's that fight is really fricking tense because the situation can spiral out of control very fast. MN bast fiends are real bastards

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                ???
                You're not immune during UT charging, so can be hit even during on-landing UT. Good to know that you never played this game above Ninja dog.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I've beaten pretty much every NG sans 2004 and vanilla 3 on their hardest difficulties with a very moderate UT usage. You have to be literally moronic to not know how to properly chain UT's in the first game.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, and I come form esteemed line of scottish ariscocracy.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Something tells me you dont believe me.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The game is built around spamming UTs. Might as well say jumping is cheese.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I played it and it was shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      unironically and non memetically filtered

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    c**ts can't play video games bro. except rez on PS2 with trance vibrator peripheral

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It holds up as an amazing action game tbh

      I remember that terrifying actual blogpost

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >remember that terrifying actual blogpost
        QRD?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          https://web.archive.org/web/20170207113720/https://www.wired.com/2017/01/rez-vibrator-womens-sexuality/

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It blocks my ad blocker. Is there another way to see it without the bullshit?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              https://www.wired.com/2017/01/rez-vibrator-womens-sexuality/
              Archiving webpages is a good practice though

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Damn hope that didn't give them any money

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I still have that trance vibrator package. It doesnt really add much to the game.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I did play it. It was the hardest shit ever at the time. Of course, I was a lot younger.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Play it again, homosexual. I was not a kid and still got fricking rekt. Even my other friends who were also not kids got rekt to hell and back. And we barely passed the second boss.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So what are the main aspects that make this game so much better/hardcore than sigma. I know there are more than a 100 minor differences between the two but what are the actually noteworthy ones.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      more annoying platforming segments in black

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sigma could have 100 improvements (it has none) over Black and Black would still be better because
      >you don't have to play as Rachel

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you can't control the camera

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yes you can

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          sorry
          "you can't freely move the camera around with the right stick and instead must rely on a button to lock it behind you"
          is what I meant to say

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            yes you can

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not all of us are zoomers, OP. Anyone that owned an xbox would have at least heard of this game. I played both vanilla and Black. Sorry that you grew up as part of a generation that thinks that popular games from the sixth generation are obscure and only brought up for “gamer cred” (something that only zoomers like you care about.)

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >why do so many c**ts pretend to have played this game?

    Because it was literally one of the most popular original Xbox games? It was not some niche overlooked title like zoomer posers like to act it is. The Xbox had a small exclusive library and NGB was one of the most impressive looking games on the system so it was very popular.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hate NG posers so much.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno, I guess they wanna fit in really badly.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When's someone gonna make a mod that turns Sigma more into Black? Getting the Collection only until it happens

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i only played the original xbox version, not Black. What did I miss out on.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      black added a mission mode
      lunar staff was added
      right stick can be clicked in to do normal 3rd person camera rotation
      master ninja was added, each difficulty was tweaked and has different enemies

      basically it polished a really good game and gave it more replay value

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not that much if you played the DLC Hurricane Packs, a lot if you didn't. Black is essentially like the GOTY edition with all the extras while also adding some minor tweaks and improvements.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i beat 1 and 2 on my series X. I love them, but they have lots of flaws too. Overall though I would consider 1 and 2 to be pretty legendary games, they are just God of War if done by a competent team

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i assimilate by osmosis the opinions of other anons and regurgitate them as my own
    dark souls 2? fricking sucks
    doom 3? ruined the series
    fighting games? dead
    visual novels? not videogames
    playstation? movies
    mario? WAHOO!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      well you're not wrong

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So shitty Ganker takes?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Doom 3 did not ruin the series lmao who told you that? People went right back to playing WADs and forgot Doom 3 ever happened along with all the other crap Id put out for 7th gen

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I mean what else were you playing on an Xbox besides Jet Set Radio Future and Halo? This thing had no games

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Better question: why do people say its good? You literally spam Izuna Drop and your charged orb attacks literally every encounter, and if youre not doing that youre playing on easy. Its a cool action game with shit core design.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Have you tried not being shit at the game?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This is Ganker, I'm shocked he actually played the game at all.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      DMC fans are moronic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's more of a NG2 thing tbh, Black was balanced well enough where you could actually play the frickin game without cheese

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Same reason Ganker pretends to play any game

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I played this game for at least 1k hours in my teens. I would just do mission mode over and over and over.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >You want a new NG game?
    >Nah you are gonna get 1000 Asian history action games first

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the reason they don't make a new ninja gaiden is because zoomers cry at difficult games. Like they pretend Dark soulsis difficult when it is a joke compared to NG.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I found Dark Souls to be harder than NG, not in a good "that was fulfilling to finally beat" way, mind you.
        Maybe I've internalized everything, so while I never "got gud" at dark souls because there is no such thing as getting gud at dark souls, I've gotten gud at ninja gaiden and can't remember what it was like to not be able to just flying swallow into OL rising dragon to kill everything.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >there is no such thing as getting gud at dark souls
          What the frick are you talking about? Just because the combat is relatively simple doesn't mean that it has no skill ceiling and that it doesn't get massively easier if you master it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            How do you "master" bed of chaos huh. Its not a game that's designed to be mastered.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >The only boss in the series Miyazaki has openly Said he regretted and felt appalogetic about,
              >This means there's no skill gap in the entire game
              Lel.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          this is what cope looks like people, you can get good at anything even if it involves some RNG, you just made an excuse.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Did the release of gaiden on pc do well? Weren't they using that release to gauge interest in the genre?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No clue.

        >“It goes without saying that when speaking about the development of our past and future projects, both of these important titles cannot be left without mention. However, there are no details or information to share on either of these franchises at this present time.

        https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/team-ninja-moves-to-clarify-ninja-gaiden-dead-or-alive-reboot-reports/

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The fact its asain history isn't the issue. Nioh is nothing like Ninja Gaiden. Anons who claim Nioh is as 'fast' as ninja gaiden are just missing the point entirely and from what I've seen of Wo Long it looks to the same. I really don't think you can achieve the fluidity and fast paced action gameplay of NG with a lockon camera.

      NG never looked that interesting to me. I remember my cousin having it on the OGbox.
      But maybe I should gibe it a try. Probably Black? Autist who always posts how to emulate it where are you?

      Xemu may work- for me I get horrible slowdowns when I ET/UT or flying cicada slash but that's probably because I'm on linsux.
      Sigma Balls' not too bad. The bloom makes the game look ugly in that "its 2007 and we've just discovered deferred rendering" way. And playing as Rachel is like pulling teeth once you get used to Ryu's snappy *unzips katana* gameplay. Otherwise its good enough, sorta.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Xemu may work-
        I remember seeing a sorta copypasta that had a guide for it but maybe I should just get the PC version.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          there is a pc version? on steam or where?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Well, the collection that doesn't have black but sigma.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              But isn't sigma shit? god damn. I just want to play fricking xbox games without bullshit!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                People seem to be 50/50 on sigma but like 90/10 in favour of black.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                NG1 Black VS Sigma is sort of a matter of taste. If you can deal with Rachael levels, it's more just changes to streamline the level and the 'puzzles'. NG2 VS Sigma 2 is a bit more clear cut because they removed a lot of dismemberment and lowered the enemy count.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think you can get a lock on to work in Ng if it's a soft/toggle sort of like Kh maybe? but I don't know it's up to team ninja to sort that out. I love NG and I just hjope they can take some of the lessons they learned in nioh into the series future. For instance, animating the Block for the bosses so it doesn't feel like they have invisible force fields half the time.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The soft lock-on in NG is perfect the way it is, it just needs some indicator so you know what Ryu is going to attack before you press the button to remove the uncertainty.
          The enemy block is a bit weird, I'm not sure if it is something that can be animated because I sometimes get the feeling that they decide to block after you attack based on some conditions rather than anything. The principle I take is "the enemy is always blocking, the enemy is never not blocking, you shouldn't be looking to hit the enemy while they're not blocking, you should be looking to break their block" and you have PLENTY of tools to do that.
          For example I love it when they block my flying swallow. Usually a flying swallow has a year long ending lag which I don' think can be canceled at all, so if they block, bouncing off their guard gives you OL frames instead of flying swallow ending lag so you can flying swallow into the spin slash and it just absolutely shreds.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Counter point, Bosses mid animation can be hit by you, and take 0 damage I feel like that's fundamentally bad design there should be a way to communicate if you're allowed to do damage rather than the near rng NG1-2-3 feeel like they use. even if it's calculated during or after the attack adding a simple Raising your sword to block or adding an effect would make the player understand what's going on vs. The game just saying

            >Your attack hit
            >the boss didn't feel like taking damage.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            the block on normal enemies is more than functional it's the bosses I have a problem with.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Well, everything I said there applies to both normal and boss enemies.

              Counter point, Bosses mid animation can be hit by you, and take 0 damage I feel like that's fundamentally bad design there should be a way to communicate if you're allowed to do damage rather than the near rng NG1-2-3 feeel like they use. even if it's calculated during or after the attack adding a simple Raising your sword to block or adding an effect would make the player understand what's going on vs. The game just saying

              >Your attack hit
              >the boss didn't feel like taking damage.

              Hm there are some weird edge cases like mysterious iframes and attacks that make a hit splash instead of the block effect but still do zero damage I know what you're talking about now. That just seems like a bug to me rather than design but if that's what you're getting at I agree, at the very least the block effect should be consistent.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yea you nailed it I just don't have a good word for it since it's a very specifically ninja gaiden problem. I can't think of another action game where I've done the "trade hit" and both me and the boss seemed to have walked away with zero damage. I understand it's to prevent Izuna drop spam and Iframe abuse. But to the player it feels like the game is straight up cheating. number one want for NG4 is a consistent ruleset for the block.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >The soft lock-on in NG is perfect the way it is
            absolutely not. it's fine for the most part but dabi UT are a fricking crapshoot and it has a bad tendency to redirect midcombo vs knocked down enemies
            >some indicator so you know what Ryu is going to attack before you press the button
            While very subtle, Ryu moves his head towards whatever enemy he's targeting. However the actual logic behind the targeting is really fricking simple: Ryu targets the closest, non-prone enemy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No Itagaki, no NG.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They already said they're working on a new one and also a new DoA

      Such a good game holy shit.
      Just finished Ninja Gaiden 2 + 3, and they pale in comparison.

      Black was more methodical in its combat encounters, 2 and 3 just throws shit at the wall and you button mash.

      Not to mention the fantastic level design, it really feels like an adventure

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >a new DoA
        Hopefully they've learned from the disaster that was DOA6

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Such a good game holy shit.
    Just finished Ninja Gaiden 2 + 3, and they pale in comparison.

    Black was more methodical in its combat encounters, 2 and 3 just throws shit at the wall and you button mash.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    NG never looked that interesting to me. I remember my cousin having it on the OGbox.
    But maybe I should gibe it a try. Probably Black? Autist who always posts how to emulate it where are you?

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how do you prove to play a game?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      results screen

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Alright anons, show me your survival scores.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is xbox emulation a thing yet?
    sigma can eat a dick

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I played it and sigma on my quest to play every 3d hack and slash worth playing. 2 is way better, bosses and story are low tier for all 3 games tho, I love the series and ng2 is in my top 10 fav games of all time, But team ninja didn't get good at Boss design till fairly recently. Story wise they're not the worst, but It is kind of unfortunate they're best game story wise is a licensed Square enix tie in.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >accidentally did not get the izuna drop

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That time it seemed like a corny action game, now its a masterpiece compared to woke bullshit today

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    NG was the only thing xgays had against the GODstation 2 (keep in mind halo was universally reviled on Ganker prior to 2013)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And the lens that used to break
      And the shitty tray that scratched discs on the pancake station 2
      and the console being made of crystal and breaking easily if you didn't take care of it with your life
      Cope, sony pony

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sound like slim poorgay problems to me.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I worked in a pirate place and we repaired, modded and sold consoles. The guy who worked there saw all of the shit from snes and nes to xbox 360. He said xbox>gamecube>ps2 in the hardware department. And since he knew about modding that included the drives being destroyed because kids played to hell and back. But feel free to cope more, it is funny to me.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Well actually the fats did have that bullshit where they don't spin CDs properly because they aren't thick enough and it is fricking ridiculous but also has an easy ghetto solution.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >He said xbox>gamecube>ps2 in the hardware department.
            consoles that came out a year after had better technology? imagine my shock, next you're gonna say the Dreamcast was weaker!

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It was also in how much they last, but again feel free to cope, sony pony
              The slim came after and it was even worse than the fats

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the xbox was far more powerful

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And again, the xbox lasted even falling down a meter. The PS2 instantly broke from even minor falls, or the lens was fricked and needed calibration at the very least.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you throwing your consoles on the ground off of tables

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            see

            I worked in a pirate place and we repaired, modded and sold consoles. The guy who worked there saw all of the shit from snes and nes to xbox 360. He said xbox>gamecube>ps2 in the hardware department. And since he knew about modding that included the drives being destroyed because kids played to hell and back. But feel free to cope more, it is funny to me.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I did play it. Who cares what you think? You coulda made a thread talking about playing the game.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    before bloodborne machine, there was... NGB machine.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they trying so hard to fricking erase this game? Gamepass doesn't even have Black anymore.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I played it, got to the airship level and dropped it.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    fake ninja gaiden fans

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I played it when I borrowed my friends Xbox. Its nothing special. I think morons only bragged about it because it was literally one of the few reasons to waste money on an Xbox back then along with Gaylo

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not even going to read this shitthread, but wanted to say it's my favorite game, best game in its class hands down, also frick Tecmo for the piece of shit PC ports, mods fix most of it but they are super fricking inconvenient to activate for NG2 and buggy as hell

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >pretend
    Let me guess, you got filtered

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    its always funny to see a wild dmchomosexual filtered by a game that doesnt let you endlessly juggle sandbags

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >why do so many c**ts pretend to have played this game?
    Only the haters pretend they've played it. They're primarily zoomers who watched 5 seconds of gameplay and realized it wasn't an instant gratification game, that doing well would involve putting in the hours, so they dismiss it as a bad game.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    because nobody wants to actually play it

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Only reason i keep my xbox

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I played it when it came out. I was never able to beat it. I spent years trying too beat it. 15 years later I finally beat it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hi james

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    zamn

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ligma

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you ligma balls

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >schizo gets btfod the thread this hard
    NG2 confirmed babby shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ok schizo
      Your next move is to claim I am the OP or the other schizo, meds

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If you aren't

        Yes, because we're talking about NGB you fricking moron.

        then why the frick are you having a meltdown right now, like what the frick are you even going on about?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          medicines now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He is a schizo, don't respond to schizos

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Schizo hours

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Responses all a minute apart
    >Ip count not going up
    My fricking sides have left orbit. If you're gonna samegay at least have a phone on standby

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >schizo gets btfod twice in the same thread

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