Why do so many of you virgins pretend that morrowind is good?

Why do so many of you virgins pretend that morrowind is good?

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    But Black folk don't play Morrowind

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >miss
    >miss
    >miss
    >miss
    >miss
    >miss

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I also remember the first time I made a spear wielding bosmer.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      >Bake your character stats specifically to make le funny video
      >morons believe its actually possible in gameplay
      They don't think it be like it be but it do

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    the lore and writing is good enough to excuse garbage gameplay

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >dat encyclopedia dump hotlink dialogue system
      wew lad

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well if you're capable of reading and know what a tooltip then your attack will only be missing maybe 1/20 times at level 1, but considering zoomers can't operate without a hand-holding front-end and have to ask old men at work to help them navigate a basic fricking filesystem it's not surprising they can barely play videogames either.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's pretty telling that your best defense for morrowind is an irrelevant rant about zoomers

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Black person just don't play the game if you think it's shit.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Black person i don't. i see a morrowind hate thread, and i call morrowind a shit game in it. simple as

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            >see
            that's a weird way to spell create

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      That would be ok feedback in a turn-based game, but it's garbage in a real-time game. You're making excuses for the parts of Morrowind that are bad. You are the reason people think it's just delusional boomers that like the game. There are many genuinely good elements in the game, and what you described is one of the many elements that just belong to the trash.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not him, but if you have a problem then please go ahead and suggest a redesign of the combat. Give a solution. Literally no one would disagree with a redesign as long as it doesn't fricking remove entire mechanics from the game.
        The problem is that not a single screeching ADHD zoomer has ever once suggested any actual solutions. Why is that?

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because Bethesda already fixed it.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            >>

            [...]

            't remove entire mechanics from the game.
            Wrong answer, try again.

            • 3 years ago
              Anonymous

              A thing is not perfect when there is nothing left to add.
              A thing is perfect when there is nothing left to remove.

              You are a slave to convention. Your limited thinking is not shared by Bethesda.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            >play morrowind
            >miss half my attacks and kill an enemy in 10 swings
            >play skyrim
            >hit all my attacks and kill the enemy in 10 swings
            >
            It's the same shit

            • 3 years ago
              Anonymous

              Filtered

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous
            • 3 years ago
              Anonymous

              you're forgetting that you need to miss thirty times between each hit

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wait a sec. You've read every single Morrowind thread that popped up in Ganker since '05?

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            If it is an untripped Trainwiz then yes.
            He reads every single Moronwind thread.

            • 3 years ago
              Anonymous

              I recognize you more than i do him

              Fricken schizos

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                Your meds
                Take them.

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anon I've seen at this point god knows how many times you thinking that like
                80 fricking posts
                are all trainwiz

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                You see, trains are long vehicles, and consist of many parts...

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                So have I.
                The reaction it got led me to add it to my arsenal.
                It still works.

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                Where's he been recently anyway, i haven't seen him

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                He answered some question in last week's /tg/ thread about the Anniversary Skyrim edition.

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                Working on his space game

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          idk maybe a different animation when your attack roll is going to miss because your tired?
          Something more limp noodle.
          Granted I'm not saying being tired making you miss is bad, really makes the fatigue bar a thing you need to manage. I always get a belt of stamina low level just to make the game better.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          I suggest fixes all the time so you're barking at the wrong tree here. I even hinted that at the turn-based option you dense frick.
          A fallout 1/2 style system would do the job. A tactical bioware RPG style system would also work. A MOBA or ARPG control scheme would also work. These are all really old suggestions.

          Morrowind's biggest downfall is that the 1st person action perspective and the combat system are really shit matches. You're just blind to the fact that Morrowind combat is horribly dated. It's always the newer players being wrong when they point out this TRUTH, so the discussion never advances to the point where people can have a productive discussion. If people can't agree on what's the reality, it's impossible to suggest change. It's been over a decade and a half of people just ignoring that they both have a point. Maybe start at recognizing that someone saying it's shit has a point?

          You could even keep it. But the feedback is so terrible, that it becomes indefensible instead of just being kind of wonky. You don't have to do wonders. Just a fatigued sound effect or a slower animation and you already have a better game. You could even improve it by having your character have a wild roll with wildly different outcomes if you're unskilled at using the weapon., with the minimum roll increasing with each skill point. Just having attacks miss outright is not some optimal state that shouldn't be altered.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Its easier to point out a problem than to figure out a solution.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Simple, you create animations that show what is going on mathematically rather than leaving it to players to create an entirely different and better game in their imaginations. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bvpg7U6QcnA

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        stop attacking with low skill and 0 stamina, smooth brain

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Zoomers why are you tech illiterate?

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    What a coincidence, I'm playing it right now!

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sunk cost fallacy.

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    None of the elder scrolls games have good combat anyway. Nor any 3d fallout games. They're all shit.

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    *are like
    *is fire

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    > we now have daily shitty morrowind bait threads
    Just when I thought Ganker couldn't get worse

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its bait. It is just bait. Nobody actually believes this it is just bait. It is that one guy from reddit.

      I know I will claim to.be a new player that just started and think Morrowind is great. Yeah that will work.

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna post this all weekend, huh?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      the first time i've seen it all weekend

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    How can anyone unironically enjoy Morrowind's combat?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      god it's so fun to watch a shield melt.
      I love it when you hit a low level guy with a good weapon and his shield just vanishes after one hit.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      kino

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    how do you guys feel about maps being more fun sized compared to Daggerfall's more realistic scale?

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I mean just look at this. It's terrible. No words are needed.

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry about your mental deficiency

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love this game and even I know that the combat is shit. Who says that?

  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    yoooo lowkey my favorite elder scrolls game no cap baka lmaooooo

  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Such a gay meme. Nobody says the combat is great, it’s the other parts of the game that are. The combat is old fashioned but serviceable. Frick off moron.

  18. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every Morrowind manchild has some story about how they played it when they were eight years old and it was the greatest thing ever and has not progressed intellectually beyond the age of eight.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only other fanbase as pretentious as Morrowindgays is Planescape: Borement fans.
      The tens of Planescape fans have the courtesy to stay at the codex though.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        t. filtered sub-80 is Black person

  19. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pretend that morrowind is good
    why everybody pretends that any bethesda rpg is good pft

  20. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sotha Sil is the Ringo of the Tribunal.
    A no talent hanger on carried by the actually talented members of the group.

    Easily the most uninteresting character ever in TES.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was kind of pointless.
      The least interesting is a bit much.

  21. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I mean elder scrolls combat has always been unfixable dogshit.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      but some are worse than others

  22. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    probably because they liked the game

  23. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    why's it always the footage of altered gameplay for these threads? isn't the combat bad enough to bait with normally?

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