Why do so many girls wanna have sex with him?

Why do so many girls wanna have sex with him?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >him

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >88% male

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wild pokemon population numbers, its no surprise all the females left the wild for human men

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How do I find sprigatito in the wild? Where do I find wild Popplio in SM?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's ftm, respect him

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Girls like cats and he's cute

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why not?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP here, meant to post this instead of the female cat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure you did, anon. Sure you did.

      Probably cause he has a mysterious aura, sorta like Tuxedo Mask

      I have a guy friend who's into Meows for exactly this reason, despite the fact that he's not usually that into furries. The archetype has broad-reaching sex appeal, and the mon is more androgynous than something like Incineroar, leaving room for even more people to potentially catch feelings, not unlike Lucario.

      Is Meowscarada a good Pokemon design? I honestly don't know. It seems to me that there's so much leeway in what can be a Pokemon design (with the net being quite wide already by gen 3 and only getting wider ever since) that it can be a hard thing to pin down (though I will say that Pokemon as a whole tends to use simple colours and shapes and it's better to stick with that, which I'd say gives Meowscarada an in-built edge over the other two gen 9 starters). As a fur-bait, though? Meowscarada is honestly kind of brilliant - moreso than both Cinderace and Incineroar before it. It seems like GF has kinda gotten away with it, too. I feel like people instinctively WANT to bash on the design, only to find themselves lured in by the combination of cute cat prevo and mysterious stranger full evo. It's kind of weirdly commendable - managing to take everything people profess to hate about a starter design and going, "Okay. What if all that, but MORE of it?" and making people love it. There's a certain refuge in audacity there that I think works with the dark, mysterious magician aesthetic as well. So there's even potentially some unintentional brilliance as well, in addition to the intentional.

      So yeah. I haven't decided if I like the design personally. But I definitely do respect it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it’s weird that we even have blatant furbait/waifu bait designs
        Lopunny and Tsareena are especially weird

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Considering Jynx, it really isn't that weird. Sure, Jynx itself may have been a bit of a failure of design, but its existence demonstrates that the precedent was there all the way from gen 1, even before gen 3 forever cemented it with Gardevoir. Like I said - the net has been cast quite wide for a long time.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      God I wish I was her

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably cause he has a mysterious aura, sorta like Tuxedo Mask

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can see it

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't??

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Onceler syndrome

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My sister thinks Meowscarada is "super cute" and has a plushie of her.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a man and I want to have sex with him

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post evidence or stop making shit up.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you guys really got so butthurt about Mewoscarada being thought as a female that after raging through multiple threads, one of which is still up, made a new thread for male ones? And lying at that? Aren't you guys ashamed of yourselves?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of when Cinderace was confirmed a dude in the anime way back and there were like five Cindercooner threads instantly made, the opposite this time since the cat was revealed to be female in Pokemon Unie lol.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's not female in unite though

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unite datamine says differently, expect to see the cat in a lot of dresses in the game.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >expect to see the cat in a lot of dresses
            Yes, YES! All the frilly, pretty dresses!
            Dresses you can undress

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sylveon wears girly clothes but the eevee model is male

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Someone mentioned it changes to female when you put dress poke.

              With cat, though, default model is female already.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think you can see it in this video:

                ?t=34
                Umbreon is usually male, but in this video using the dress they all look like female eevees.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                > bunch of girls in cute dresses
                hnnnnnnnnnng

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                dress jolteon when?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Girls

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                gen 9 starters don't have gender differences

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sylveon is the only exception to this rule. All the other eevees that are male get changed to female when getting the dress outfit.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No it isnt, the code is the same.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't need the code to see the Eevee's tail. Sylveon is a male regardless of outfit but that might be because he was the first eeveeloution released.
                Speaking of code
                https://twitter.com/ElChicoEevee/status/1731899870867341359

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                S-show me the tail

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              When the dress holowear is selected, the base Eevee model gets switched to female, moron-chan.
              Mind, you're unironically arguing a studio full of Gen X'ers, ran by a baby boomer cares about a gay clown because you ignore they all were subjected to a fit blonde with big breasts dressed up like a sexy catgirl growing up in 70's/80's Japan.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a studio full of Gen X'ers, ran by a baby boomer cares about a gay clown because you ignore they all were subjected to a fit blonde with big breasts dressed up like a sexy catgirl growing up in 70's/80's Japan.
                BASED boomers respecting biological genders and making rest of the world seethe

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://twitter.com/ElChicoEevee/status/1730461933629739434

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        98% of the board is gaygays

        it's not female in unite though

        She is, though. Confirmed.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          proof?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            other thread had a twatter link, I lost it
            I mean, whole reason these threads popping-up is because of the fact

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I bets it's some english tweet and the jp version keeps it ambiguous

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wouldnt rule it out. The tweet was in english but IIRC jp person posted it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        98% of the board is gaygays

        [...]
        She is, though. Confirmed.

        It's fricking hilarious, they craft this headcanon about only gaymons getting to be shillmon, then a sexy catgirl obsessed with her trainer rocks up and puts them all on the rampage.

        I bets it's some english tweet and the jp version keeps it ambiguous

        It was a dataminer looking at the code that confirmed it. Unless tencent suddenly sold themselves to western concerns, I'd guarantee the code is written in ching-chong.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Sexy catgirl
          Looks like a drunk balding dude in a raggedy fursuit that smells like whiskey

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think you are broken somewhere. I heard a lot of US males have exceptionally low test. levels

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Furgay calling others broken

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Still beats US trannie. I take furgays then, you can have trannies

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Mentions trannies out of nowhere
                Take your meds

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >calls a female design male
                >has the temerity to screech "m-meds" at anyone else

                I think you are broken somewhere. I heard a lot of US males have exceptionally low test. levels

                Still beats US trannie. I take furgays then, you can have trannies

                Think you hit the nail on the head there mate. Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He has those bedroom eyes and cute smile

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sleek charming suave boy
    Yeah no wonder females fawn over him

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