Why do they exist? it doesn't make any sense for them to be in Hyrule

Why do they exist? it doesn't make any sense for them to be in Hyrule

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    they were created by ganon or some stupid shit with magic or some other stupid shit.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >expecting any worldbuilding or lore in Zelda
    >especially nuZelda
    Eat your slop and don't think about it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is literally nothing wrong with playing slop

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >There is literally nothing wrong with playing slop
        Pokemon fan rhetoric

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      BotW and Totk have by far the most worldbuilding in the series

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know but I still wanna find the females

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Indeed. Are they a male only species, or are females simply a rare occurence?

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the blood moon rises once again

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do they exist? it doesn't make any sense for them to be in Hyrule

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were the enemies though

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        And they're enemies in BOTW too. Not sure what's being argued here

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    To frick Zelda.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fine I'll ask

        Sauce?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          part 1:
          https://exhentai.org/g/1872786/0fd1b01825/

          part 2:
          https://exhentai.org/g/2088564/216ebac7ff/

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sauce?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      But that's MY reason for exis-
      Oh god
      Am I the Bokoblins?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're like kobolds being spawnlings of dragons, except they're offshoots of gannon/moblins

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bokoblin is funny to me. It exists to give Link a weak, easily defeated enemy to fight. But he already had those: the Octorok. But Aonuma is a complete clown at Zelda and thinks Octoroks are the hardest enemy in existence, so he had to make something even easier than them.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Octoroks aren't really main grunt material, Bokoblins got limbs and stuff to use weapons

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      octoroks suck as 3D enemies, ocarina of time made them a water variant of deku scrubs for a reason

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      dumbass

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me to kiss the males of.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bokoblins used to be natural fauna in Hyrule. Wind Waker and Twilight Princess established they were sapient, if dimwitted and ended up serving major villains due to a "strongest guy is in charge" 'culture'. BOTW and TOTK have retconned them to where they are now synthetic magical golems entirely created by Ganondorf's dark magic.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wind Waker showed they wrre Ganon aligned monsters and not natural, TP is the one that gave them a scrap of agency

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were brought in to boost Hyrule's GDP, chud.
    Cool it with the anti-bokoblinist remarks.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because without bokoblins there would only be 3 enemy types, instead of 4.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i liked the bokoblins in windwaker more

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a moblin

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same shit

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No it ain't dumbass

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes it is. In every game with both moblins and bokoblins, moblins are just big bokoblins.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              No they're not, they even have different kinds of teeth for fricks sake. Stop trying to defend your frickup, is it really that hard to say "Oh I got them mixed up."?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't get them mixed up, I consider them interchangeable, because they fricking are. What's next, are you going to claim there's a meaningful distinction between bokoblins and miniblins? They're all just moron fodder.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >are you going to claim there's a meaningful distinction between bokoblins and miniblins
                Yes since miniblins are even more different than moblins are from bokoblins and die in a single hit. Damn anon you're fricking blind and moronic.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I didn't get them mixed up, I consider them interchangeable,
                This is a cope, I've never met a single person that considers them interchangeable. Even if you do the world doesn't abide by your definitions.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What's next, are you going to claim there's a meaningful distinction between bokoblins and miniblins?
                Serious question, have you ever played Wind Waker? Bokoblins and Miniblins look and behave totally differently, they're very clearly separate enemies.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What's next, are you going to claim there's a meaningful distinction between bokoblins and miniblins?
                Serious question, have you ever played Wind Waker? Bokoblins and Miniblins look and behave totally differently, they're very clearly separate enemies.

                tbh the first time I saw miniblins I just called them "imps" because it didn't even register for me that they were supposed to be related to bokoblins or moblins. They're so different that until I actually saw the name "miniblin" I didn't make that connection at all. I'm more confused as to how you could conflate them.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              No they have very different designs, at best you could argue they both somewhat resemble pigs but they're clearly different things.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's okay anon, words are hard when they sound similar
        now go find your sippy cup and blanky so you can take a nap before you get cranky

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          But that's a Moblin thougheverabouts

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lore is for incels nerds haven't you heard?

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just play genshin impact they explain it better over there

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should visit malmo sometime

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    god i wanna kiss these things. are there female bokoblins? i would rape so many female bokos

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only in fanart
      And kinda on model too

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >femganon
        i would purify her dark soul with my seed of light

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganon can create life out of nothing. But only if convenient. Somehow they will have weapons and armor, and some of them borderline godlike powers. But only if the director wants it.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    1-900-490-FREAK

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