Fippy bippy
The King is literally Baphomet or Satan or Lucifer
Shit's occultic as frick now
Trannies are just dancing around acting like it's a silly little game when their very soul is at stake
Fippy bippy
The King is literally Baphomet or Satan or Lucifer
Shit's occultic as frick now
Trannies are just dancing around acting like it's a silly little game when their very soul is at stake
Man, weebs are moronic. Being muscular is consider gay in Japan.
Women love to ship feminine guys with masculine men and watch them get railed. Or they want to peg the feminine guy themselves. No women will willingly have sex with them.
Because this is what Japanese women are attracted to.
Link was intentionally made hotter in OoT because Koizumi's wife didn't find his original concept frickable enough.
It's important to note that asian men look like shit and they are only able to look good if they look like women.
It's not that asian women prefer women, it's their only option. When presented with, for example, a low level white male, they go bananas because that's better than female men
Notice how you homosexuals never show your face because you're all disgusting mannoids with jawlines, thick chins, roman noses, strong broridges, unkempt eyebrows etc.
Yep, you look like a MAN, not a girl or a boy. DROPPED.
If you hate femboys, what are you doing in a zelda thread?
I love femboys, the ones with actual boyish/girlish looks. Regular ass skinny white boys with a man's face doesn't do it for me, sorry.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Are you a pedo or something?
11 months ago
Anonymous
The appeal of femboys is that they're BOYS that look like GIRLS. They're not skinny MEN with strong jawlines and thick noses like this attention prostitute homosexual. BOYS and GIRLS have weak chins, soft jawlines, small cute button noses, puffy cheeks.
If you like femboys you have Ephebophile tendencies to begin with because you're attracted to men with the body of barely developed women.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>If you like femboys you have Ephebophile tendencies to begin with because you're attracted to men with the body of barely developed women.
No, you're a pedophile. Don't try to mince words to try to make it better >Well, yeah, I like teenagers... Boys with barely developed bodies that is!
Frick off pedo.
11 months ago
Anonymous
No, no, he has a point
11 months ago
Anonymous
You act like a Twitter moron who calls people pedos if they frick 18 year olds or petite women. I'm not lusting over any children here, leave your moralhomosexualry at the door.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Liking people who are factually adults is pedophilia
What
11 months ago
Anonymous
Can you post an example of a femboy that meets your criteria who isn’t like 14 or under?
11 months ago
Anonymous
Not him and I just pulled something off google. Not perfect and the pink wig has to go, but it's someone who would pass as either gender which is the entire appeal.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>you look like a MAN
That makes it hot, otter and hunks are the pinnacle of sexiness.
Cute scrot, i would love to explore your holes and play with your balls
11 months ago
Anonymous
you better suck and swallow my cum you stupid homosexual
11 months ago
Anonymous
Only if we do 69 and I'm on top
11 months ago
Anonymous
frick you moron, you get no decisions or preference, you swallow my dick and my cum, i dont give a shit, im blowing into your throat. shut up homosexual
11 months ago
Anonymous
That's how you can talk to a wienerclamp but if we frick we both have fun
get your jawline fixed to look soft like link's pls
11 months ago
Anonymous
I like my jawline though. I wouldn't change it even if I could.
11 months ago
Anonymous
:/
11 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah don't, your face is fine. Don't use Ganker or Ganker for advice.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I don't, don't worry. Thank you though, anon.
:/
I don't want to be a woman.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Write cum bawd on your pubic are and let the base of your wiener peek
you doing this or nah
11 months ago
Anonymous
Can I do something a little more.. tame
Bodywriting isn't somethin I've done before and its a little extreme to me
11 months ago
Anonymous
I'm against you doing anything gay, but consider this in the interests of your integrity: if you are not in fact a "cum bawd", do not write "cum bawd" on yourself as though you are a "cum bawd"
11 months ago
Anonymous
Sure surprise me than
11 months ago
Anonymous
Sure. https://files.catbox.moe/8dvmb5.jpg
11 months ago
Anonymous
That's hot, show me your wiener please.
11 months ago
Anonymous
do you have any vidya cosplays?
11 months ago
Anonymous
PORTLAND
O
R
T
L
A
N
D
11 months ago
Anonymous
Yup.
https://files.catbox.moe/c09j3h.jpg
11 months ago
Anonymous
Would you eat the waffles after a came on them?
11 months ago
Anonymous
If I liked you enough ye
11 months ago
Anonymous
Goddamn thats hot
11 months ago
Anonymous
MOMMY!!!
11 months ago
Anonymous
I WANT TO LICK IT NO FRICKING BAD AAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHH
11 months ago
Anonymous
Yup.
https://files.catbox.moe/c09j3h.jpg
[...]
[...]
what do you suggest
Video games and buttfrickin'?
Ye
Black person used Ganker like tinder to date a femboy.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Dude, I want a physical collection of the Part 3 OVA so bad.
But that shit is SO expensive.
Naw I doubt anything would happen though I don't leave the house
11 months ago
Anonymous
too fat
11 months ago
Anonymous
Yup.
https://files.catbox.moe/c09j3h.jpg
>the majority of anons have tight little bodies like this
So hot
I sure hope these are the real deal and not something you pulled off Coomer.party, because I have about two dozen of this guy's pics saved including videos. Also stop attentionwhoring on Ganker, you worthless homosexual.
because he's meant to look childlike because the games are marketed to children, not homosexual internet porn addicts with paedophilic urges wrapped in irony
have you seen that dude's babylegs? There's a reason everyone draws him cut off at his weasely waist.
Just because your brain has rotten in cum doesnt make it a standard of beauty
It's not, and especially so because Link doesn't look like a man. "femboys" are not men, they're either crypto-pedoshit or a horrible in-between space alien pseudo-woman race that only exists in the minds of desperate heterosexuals.
I don't get it, if they would make him the same way fanarts do sure, but in game he looks nowhere near that and those outfits range from nothingburger to goofy, but never particularly sexy.
This is just the natural consequence of post-industrial marketing trying to get people to consoom mass produced trash or excess stock because of gender-targeted marketing. A solid chunk of the current problem is because they started switching over to individually targeted algorithm-based marketing and now the gender and social-class based programming is flapping about as a loose end and latching on to questionable LARPing and otherwise going haywire.
Same reason Marth and Pit are femboys. The Goddesses that shape these worlds get off on making the destined hero some incredibly submissive looking b***h. Strong enough to defeat the dark lord, but inevitably going to be dominated humiliated by dozens of npcs along the way. Literally boy toys.
FlagBlack person and trannies are the worst, they're fricking cancer for everything they touch. No gay man with a brsin can stand these disgusting disgraceful idiots.
The guy has been whoring himself out on Ganker for 5 years, I would not call it an achievement to get him to post his contact informations (which he has done many times before)
11 months ago
Anonymous
huh i didn't knew Ganker had a personal bawd, did he post his holes or wiener?
11 months ago
Anonymous
There's dozens of anons using Ganker as their own personal blog, including several bawds. You need to pay more attention. His onlyfans is @hocus_dorkus I think coomer.party has his stuff.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Cheers mate this gonna be a great friday night
11 months ago
Anonymous
have fun anon, but you guys can always just add me to see my stuff I never wanted Ganker to pay for that, I like you guys
11 months ago
Anonymous
Do you have any videos?
11 months ago
Anonymous
yeah a bunch.
You're pretty cute, no homo.
thanks, bro
11 months ago
Anonymous
Nice I'm gonna pump a fat load to you
11 months ago
Anonymous
>There's dozens of anons using Ganker as their own personal blog, including several bawds.
Seems like i'm milling about in the wrong kind of threads
I tried nair years ago but ended up burning myself and was having laser hair removal sessions once a month for my back but missed an appointment and never went back.
It's weird, I hear Nair burns some people but it never did anything like that to me, even on sensitive areas. Sucks to hear about he laser stuff though. You should really get back to it though, you can only be a femboy for a small window of years. It's the one thing that's stopping me from settling down with one instead of a woman.
And here we see the friend collecting prostitute succesfully luring in another batch of unsuspecting simping orbiters
11 months ago
Anonymous
explain please
11 months ago
Anonymous
He posted his discord because he wants people to tell him how attractive he is and feed him attention.
11 months ago
Anonymous
But i still get the porn?
11 months ago
Anonymous
As long as you don't request something he doesn't like, probably.
11 months ago
Anonymous
As long as it doesn't become a daily chore or some shit, I can trade some compliments for fap material.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Fair enough. Just make sure he doesn't try to scam you by posting stuff he's already uploaded elsewhere.
11 months ago
Anonymous
If its gonna be a money thing I'm instantly outta there, i pay for prostitutes not for porn.
11 months ago
Anonymous
thats not true, I legitimately, genuinely like hanging out with you guys.
I'm friends with tons of you.
I even met my best friend here, and he found me doing this exact thing. He is a very prestigious artist.
I'm sorry you dislike me, but I just come to these threads to post for you guys for fun.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Do you really have to tell people you're friends with NotBoogie every single thread? A few weeks ago you were even talking about how yo were going to date and stuff but now you're back here bawdting it up with randoms.
Because straight men are unaffected, women enjoy it (+ the dressup), twink loving gays love it, bear loving gays have ganon or maybe the fish guy.
The only people that don't like the design are closet homosexuals.
jews
Fippy bippy
The King is literally Baphomet or Satan or Lucifer
Shit's occultic as frick now
Trannies are just dancing around acting like it's a silly little game when their very soul is at stake
god is not real
Kys
Man, weebs are moronic. Being muscular is consider gay in Japan.
butt diamonds
Wut wut in the butt?
No matter how many times the devs claim he is straight, his r34 gay/straight porn ratio will always disagree
>No matter how many times the devs claim he is straight
When? Aonumale straight up said he's a girly sissy.
source?
If the creators of a fictional character say he's straight, he's straight. It's not up to degenerates or fanartists to decide.
Ever since OOT at least they designed Link to appeal to women and women love feminine guys.
Women love to ship feminine guys with masculine men and watch them get railed. Or they want to peg the feminine guy themselves. No women will willingly have sex with them.
what is it with women and gay shit
Straight porn is rarely catered towards women, if you want to enjoy looking at men you need the gay stuff
>What is it with men and yurishit
Japanese masculinity
Because this is what Japanese women are attracted to.
Link was intentionally made hotter in OoT because Koizumi's wife didn't find his original concept frickable enough.
It's important to note that asian men look like shit and they are only able to look good if they look like women.
It's not that asian women prefer women, it's their only option. When presented with, for example, a low level white male, they go bananas because that's better than female men
bc it's amazing
bc tendies are gay
Because we're based and should be in more videogames
>we're
you don't look like this
Oh really?
https://files.catbox.moe/758vkm.jpg
Do you have new shit or do i waste my time?
hey man its a good opener, I always have new stuff though
Do you take requests?
I do.
I request that you find God my friend
Write cum bawd on your pubic are and let the base of your wiener peek
Is that wise?
i take it back, drop the twitter
I nuked that ages ago, I just take stuff for Ganker occasionally nowadays and thats it
cruel.
He's lying. His twitter is @SoBigHat
based, frick twitter
how do you feel about the wall coming up?
sexo
Notice how you homosexuals never show your face because you're all disgusting mannoids with jawlines, thick chins, roman noses, strong broridges, unkempt eyebrows etc.
If you hate femboys, what are you doing in a zelda thread?
He's shown his face before and half the thread made fun of his disgusting crooked nose lmao
>Implying
https://files.catbox.moe/1tq8se.jpg
Not my fetish, but I don't mind
https://files.catbox.moe/ux153k.jpg
People just say its cute.
Yep, you look like a MAN, not a girl or a boy. DROPPED.
I love femboys, the ones with actual boyish/girlish looks. Regular ass skinny white boys with a man's face doesn't do it for me, sorry.
Are you a pedo or something?
The appeal of femboys is that they're BOYS that look like GIRLS. They're not skinny MEN with strong jawlines and thick noses like this attention prostitute homosexual. BOYS and GIRLS have weak chins, soft jawlines, small cute button noses, puffy cheeks.
If you like femboys you have Ephebophile tendencies to begin with because you're attracted to men with the body of barely developed women.
>If you like femboys you have Ephebophile tendencies to begin with because you're attracted to men with the body of barely developed women.
No, you're a pedophile. Don't try to mince words to try to make it better
>Well, yeah, I like teenagers... Boys with barely developed bodies that is!
Frick off pedo.
No, no, he has a point
You act like a Twitter moron who calls people pedos if they frick 18 year olds or petite women. I'm not lusting over any children here, leave your moralhomosexualry at the door.
>Liking people who are factually adults is pedophilia
What
Can you post an example of a femboy that meets your criteria who isn’t like 14 or under?
Not him and I just pulled something off google. Not perfect and the pink wig has to go, but it's someone who would pass as either gender which is the entire appeal.
>you look like a MAN
That makes it hot, otter and hunks are the pinnacle of sexiness.
You're a weirdo man. Skinny guys are the best.
Cute scrot, i would love to explore your holes and play with your balls
you better suck and swallow my cum you stupid homosexual
Only if we do 69 and I'm on top
frick you moron, you get no decisions or preference, you swallow my dick and my cum, i dont give a shit, im blowing into your throat. shut up homosexual
That's how you can talk to a wienerclamp but if we frick we both have fun
you cant frick with a limp dick cuck
ur kinda cute
your hairless balls look so soft
get your jawline fixed to look soft like link's pls
I like my jawline though. I wouldn't change it even if I could.
:/
Yeah don't, your face is fine. Don't use Ganker or Ganker for advice.
I don't, don't worry. Thank you though, anon.
I don't want to be a woman.
you doing this or nah
Can I do something a little more.. tame
Bodywriting isn't somethin I've done before and its a little extreme to me
I'm against you doing anything gay, but consider this in the interests of your integrity: if you are not in fact a "cum bawd", do not write "cum bawd" on yourself as though you are a "cum bawd"
Sure surprise me than
Sure.
https://files.catbox.moe/8dvmb5.jpg
That's hot, show me your wiener please.
do you have any vidya cosplays?
PORTLAND
O
R
T
L
A
N
D
Yup.
https://files.catbox.moe/c09j3h.jpg
Would you eat the waffles after a came on them?
If I liked you enough ye
Goddamn thats hot
MOMMY!!!
I WANT TO LICK IT NO FRICKING BAD AAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHH
Black person used Ganker like tinder to date a femboy.
Dude, I want a physical collection of the Part 3 OVA so bad.
But that shit is SO expensive.
Naw I doubt anything would happen though I don't leave the house
too fat
>the majority of anons have tight little bodies like this
So hot
gad damn
deepthroat a banana
you look ugly
Post your jawline.
it's square, unlike your nonexistent one homosexual
Quite cute but you need longer hair
FOOTA
I sure hope these are the real deal and not something you pulled off Coomer.party, because I have about two dozen of this guy's pics saved including videos. Also stop attentionwhoring on Ganker, you worthless homosexual.
Your post gives me mixed signals
But yes its me
Radical
Anon you bouta make me act up.. bouta make me thirst for random E-boys online again
You're pretty cute, no homo.
>jawlines, thick chins, roman noses, strong broridges, unkempt eyebrows etc.
Are those not positives? I love that shit on men
On MEN, not on FEMBOYS
Show soles, attention prostitute.
what's it like wearing that shit? looks like it's warm everywhere except for where it matters
attention prostitute newbie
i want to destroy you
no, every gay i met is a fear based organism who uses fear based politics to control the behaviour of others.
funny you say that when right wingers have been behind every fear mongering moral panic of the past several decades
>muh ebil whites is cumming to get you
more fake news at 10 pm tune in
why does he have vegana bones?
It's a pelvis anon. Fat people can't see theirs.
veganas don't have bones silly.
If you would eat less fastfood and work out more, you could have "vegana bones" too.
goyslop game
because he's cute
stop replying to this attention prostitute
go back to /trash/ you failed normalgayhomosexual
because he's meant to look childlike because the games are marketed to children, not homosexual internet porn addicts with paedophilic urges wrapped in irony
I'm sorry but there is no non-sexual explanation for this character design
this game is blatantly catering to coomers
have you seen that dude's babylegs? There's a reason everyone draws him cut off at his weasely waist.
Just because your brain has rotten in cum doesnt make it a standard of beauty
He's just aesthetic, in a healthy society every heterosexual man would dress like this
Don't confuse mirin' with the sodomy brain phage
so why is it gay when OP's link wears the exact same outfit
It's not, and especially so because Link doesn't look like a man. "femboys" are not men, they're either crypto-pedoshit or a horrible in-between space alien pseudo-woman race that only exists in the minds of desperate heterosexuals.
Prince Sidon in a cowboy hat would be gay
Cum gutters nothin', this dude has cum storm drains.
Kotaku "big boobs are pedophilia!" tier idiocy
I don't get it, if they would make him the same way fanarts do sure, but in game he looks nowhere near that and those outfits range from nothingburger to goofy, but never particularly sexy.
He is fabulous.
because zelda keeps screwing things up and the story follows Link, an unlikely hero that manages to come through
totk is literally a perfect game
cuz people like cute/pretty things
next dumb question
Because the Nintendo Switch is THE troony console.
Sorry Snoys, you'll never take that market no matter how much you try
Teenage men used to selfinsert into twink protagonists all the time. Why are they suddently a gay thing? I dont understand
gen z make everything about sexuality and gender, somehow even japanese media in which even mentioning someone being gay is incredibly uncommon
This is just the natural consequence of post-industrial marketing trying to get people to consoom mass produced trash or excess stock because of gender-targeted marketing. A solid chunk of the current problem is because they started switching over to individually targeted algorithm-based marketing and now the gender and social-class based programming is flapping about as a loose end and latching on to questionable LARPing and otherwise going haywire.
Obsessed
Only a true pedophile knows and uses the word "ephebophile"
Or just anyone familiar with ancap memes
>ancap memes
have a nice day
Because he's one of the most iconic characters in videogame history so the LGBGTTHJFDJHFDIHJGJs want to claim him.
>why is this prancing squealing fairy boy twink gay all of the sudden
it's the global trans agenda and their army of zogbies
Same reason Marth and Pit are femboys. The Goddesses that shape these worlds get off on making the destined hero some incredibly submissive looking b***h. Strong enough to defeat the dark lord, but inevitably going to be dominated humiliated by dozens of npcs along the way. Literally boy toys.
He's not a femboy, he's just an elf, and thoseleaf lovers are feminine by nature
>women are just attention prostitutes, "femboys" actually care about my personality!
>
Hey I talk with you guys like in any other thread but these ones are fun
You're just cherrypicking
Why not? It's not gay if (s)he's cute
can this ugly homosexual get a trip so i can filter out xer 3dpd garbage?
LINK LOVES wiener!!!
so that even more tendies will become trannies by the point next game comes out.
Deuteronomy 22:5
There shall be no man’s item on a woman, and a man shall not wear a woman’s garment, for anyone who does these things is abhorrent to YHWH your God.
Crossdressing gets as much attention in the bible as homosexuality, and both are equally abhorrent. I hope somebody firebombs Nintendo's HQ in VRChat
stop shilling stone age nonsense on a vidya board
Hey guys I love video gam-
HOLY CHRIST WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
My dad works at nintendo, and I told him to do it, because it makes me hard and my dad is cool
FlagBlack person and trannies are the worst, they're fricking cancer for everything they touch. No gay man with a brsin can stand these disgusting disgraceful idiots.
what do you suggest
Video games and buttfrickin'?
Ye
Alright deets time cumbawd.
Alright fine, anyone can add, I like to chat.
Hatti#2383
This is probably some random ass anon but i don't care long as you cute.
Good lord anon actually scored.
The guy has been whoring himself out on Ganker for 5 years, I would not call it an achievement to get him to post his contact informations (which he has done many times before)
huh i didn't knew Ganker had a personal bawd, did he post his holes or wiener?
There's dozens of anons using Ganker as their own personal blog, including several bawds. You need to pay more attention. His onlyfans is @hocus_dorkus I think coomer.party has his stuff.
Cheers mate this gonna be a great friday night
have fun anon, but you guys can always just add me to see my stuff
I never wanted Ganker to pay for that, I like you guys
Do you have any videos?
yeah a bunch.
thanks, bro
Nice I'm gonna pump a fat load to you
>There's dozens of anons using Ganker as their own personal blog, including several bawds.
Seems like i'm milling about in the wrong kind of threads
Are ye fooken serious
>ywn look like these anons
how to cope
Filling their holes with hot cum
play more games
forget your troubles
>want to go full femboy since I’m to lanky to pack muscle on
>covered in body hair
It’s not fair.
Laser hair removal will keep it off for a long ass time. Nair works good for a few days.
I tried nair years ago but ended up burning myself and was having laser hair removal sessions once a month for my back but missed an appointment and never went back.
It's weird, I hear Nair burns some people but it never did anything like that to me, even on sensitive areas. Sucks to hear about he laser stuff though. You should really get back to it though, you can only be a femboy for a small window of years. It's the one thing that's stopping me from settling down with one instead of a woman.
try veep instead of nair, its less intense, but for me at least, seems to be just as effective
Just eat more while you train, especially peanut butter it's dense as frick
You should aspire for ottermode if you're hairy
>femboy
Eh, last time it was pretty girly. This is just drag queen story hour.
MODS
Is it not gay if the balls don't touch?
For my dick.
So is the handle legit or not?
yes, it is
https://files.catbox.moe/7lllmc.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/9tc83r.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/2zz23b.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/q0nw23.jpg
Discord?
You scored once earlier, no more homie! Hehe
I'm another anon, I didn't want to add the last poster because I didn't want to wienerblock a bro
You can add me anon, I genuinely like talking about videogames.
I even got pretty good at making music recently, and Ganker likes my work.
Im a third anon, i will add you around 9am MST
And here we see the friend collecting prostitute succesfully luring in another batch of unsuspecting simping orbiters
explain please
He posted his discord because he wants people to tell him how attractive he is and feed him attention.
But i still get the porn?
As long as you don't request something he doesn't like, probably.
As long as it doesn't become a daily chore or some shit, I can trade some compliments for fap material.
Fair enough. Just make sure he doesn't try to scam you by posting stuff he's already uploaded elsewhere.
If its gonna be a money thing I'm instantly outta there, i pay for prostitutes not for porn.
thats not true, I legitimately, genuinely like hanging out with you guys.
I'm friends with tons of you.
I even met my best friend here, and he found me doing this exact thing.
He is a very prestigious artist.
I'm sorry you dislike me, but I just come to these threads to post for you guys for fun.
Do you really have to tell people you're friends with NotBoogie every single thread? A few weeks ago you were even talking about how yo were going to date and stuff but now you're back here bawdting it up with randoms.
I'm the 8th anon, I'll add you once you add me.
80th anon here, im not interested in you personally i just want to cum to you
Hello, I'm the 678th anon. Will you marry me?
Very cute, I want to see your wiener.
I want to play with your nipple and jerk you off
I posted these, these are me
Probs not gona add anyone sorry
You guys are cool no doubt, but I would like to keep as little of a paper trail
you gonna get doxxed and publicly fricked by a hord of horny anons, its over.
Make a burner account for lewds
troony fanbase
go look at twitter and how Nintend𐐬 gays keep posting about their transition
>link turns into a homosexual icon as botw ruins the franchise
pottery
Can anyone remind me how is this related to videogames?
These fem boys posting their buttholes are doing this BECAUSE they played video games
You really think they'd be here if they were the quarter back of their football team back in highschool?
Video games?
Because straight men are unaffected, women enjoy it (+ the dressup), twink loving gays love it, bear loving gays have ganon or maybe the fish guy.
The only people that don't like the design are closet homosexuals.
Someone showed velvetchann the other day and I honestly thought it was illegal shit.
Femboy porn is just legal pedophilia.
????
i dont even know who the frick that is but you sound moronic
No it's not.
>OOT Link was designed for women due to the character designercs wife
>Smash cut like 20+ years
>Women really like femboys now
Hmmmmm
Not a single fricking person talking about VIDEO GAMES
CLEAN IT UP JANNY
Check out their twitter then, literal body of a 13yr old.
Yes it is.
How old are they?