id say the mafia games but those all suck. the bottom line is, the italians dont make games. they used all their artistic and creationary genes 500 plus years ago
European filmmakers seem to have a hardon for depicting awkwardly shaped white men in speedo-style whitey-tighty underwear in exhibitionist contexts. Like wow, so artistic, so brave. Just imagine the poop nuggets in their shorts.
>that borderline anorexic weird creature >regular human being
Are europeons so poor that a starving somalia tier dude is considered normal? You truly are worse than niggets. We've been trying to save your countries since WW2 and yet you keep being dirt poor.
The #1 dream of every europoor is becoming a citizen of the US of A. They literally kill each other and destroy their countries for the mere chance of kissing american soil and becoming our slaves.
Pizza is american to begin with. Like most other famous italian recipes, such as carbonara, it was only brought to Italy after we conquered their shithole in WW2.
>woah that guy is so tall, must be 6'3 or something >check bio >5'11
lmao
That's considered a giant in europe due to the widespread malnutrition making them all very short. I visited shitaly some 10 years ago and they were all brown manlets who didn't even reach my shoulder, simply insane.
Clappistanis didn't get the memo, the advertized fastfood meals are NOT real food products at all... no seriously, most ad burger patties are made from paper-mache glazed in molten sugar
Yes they do. Show them some home made traditional dishes from any country and they think it’s disgusting. They put a lot of emphasis on how food looks.
Americans should stick to eating "soul food" and Hispanic slop. European cuisine is too white for them since they can't live without some brown in their life and also their wife.
That's extremely rare even where I'm from (the only place on earth where it even exists)
You need to know people who make it because it's illegal to sell, and it's only made in a couple of tiny villages. yes I ate itfour times
formaggio fermentato e piccante
Also I checked and apparently there are similar traditions in other regions of italy, so maybe you have a chance of getting a taste locally.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>no Romagna on that list
feels good to come from a developed culture
11 months ago
Anonymous
I go near Teramo every time during summer and I never heard about that. Weird
In Sicily, i.e. the place where Mafia originates from. its creamy insides form after the maggots actually shit-out the cheese after eating it
Italians generally find this so disgusting that it's basically illegal everywhere.
The people who still make it only make it for themselves and can't sell it.
Important to mention that where Casu Marzu originates from is the region of Italy that is basically Turkey, and was under the Ottoman Empire's reign for like 500 years, seldom being liberated for a handful of decades.
When people say "Italians aren't white" that's basically limited to this region and the areas around it. Nobody likes them, not even other southerners, and their dialect sounds moronic.
Sicily was Ottoman for a prolonged period. Sardinia (where Casu Marzu is from) is this culturally isolated anomaly that's like the inbred son of every country in Europe. As goofy as the dialect sounds, Sardinian is actually considered the closest there is to a still existing form of Latin so make of that what you will.
I know it's a shitpost, but my spaghetti-autism compels me.
The one on the left is a pretend "authentic"/"artisanal" pizza made purely for looks.
That mozzarella is clearly too fresh and watery, the sauce is undercooked, the base is drenched in olive oil, the shape is for lack of a better word reminiscent of what Down's Syndrome does to a person's face, and the basil is not just cooked which would be bad enough, but burnt. The dough also looks very dry and floury.
You could only find the left one in an "Authentic" italian restaurant run by Russians, or worse, Poles from Chicago.
The only ones who can reproduce Italian pizza outside of Italy are the Japanese.
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I had the pizza on the left in Naples and it’s amazing.
I was on a trip to Venice once for the Biennale (which was 80% shit) and the most memorable moment was finding a hole in the wall shop at 3 in the night and eating a little pizza there. To my surprise, most things were closed past 1AM, but that little pizza place was still open. The people there looked like they came from a point-and-click game. A hobo eating bits of food. 2 policeman fully decked out wielding rifles. And a bunch of students in a row eating pizza.
I could taste the sweetness of the tomato in the sauce. The basil rounding out the flavor. The mozzarella was nice & stringy with actual flavour. The 5 slices of pepperoni were good enough that if you licked a piece of garlic in it, you could actually taste that.
I've still never eaten pizza as good anywhere else
these types of places survive the test of time, like some of those chinese places that have the food pictures all degraded, you just know the food there is good because they have been there a long time.
Pizza is american to begin with. Like most other famous italian recipes, such as carbonara, it was only brought to Italy after we conquered their shithole in WW2.
To talk about actual italian mafia in Italy it would have to deal with political corruption other than street fights in Naples, no way they would allow it to be that poignant
>italian mafia
Such thing does no longer exist, politics are the new mafiosos in the 2000ish Italy.
After Berlusconi dropped as prime minister, Mafia took over the Italian Parlament.
Before, the Mafia was involved in politics, but was not able to actually "get into it" because manufacturers and industries pushed the economic growth.
With the entering of Italy in the EU, and the lost of our currency (Lira), Euro became less "valuable" and less appealing. Dollar became, yet again after the WW2, the norm and where the real value was.
For this reason, Mafia, that actually owned a lot of $ = American Money, became richer than ever before, and his bosses were able to detrone the last few politics involved in high "legal" buisness that still wanted to keep Mafia at ease inside the Parlament. Now Mafia OWNS this country, and we are fricked.
You need Sicilians who know the culture and region very accurately, Sicilian VAs for authenticity, and if you do an accurate depiction then they'll be painting a target on the backs of themselves and their families who live there still.
the movie "Gomorra" helped me open my eyes about yuropoors. some people think europe is some paradise but it's not true.
yuropoors typically live in concrete commieblocks with flooding toilets and grow pet monkeys. all their buisness, even the fashion industry, is ran by arab/mexican mafia who are armed to the teeth with millitary grade rifles. children are forced to participate in gang wars and drive trucks
man i get you, i've seen Boyz n the Hood once and i realized that what people call the greatest country on earth is just a huge pile of Black person filled trash ghettos murdering each other all day long for no good reason
Is becoming a crip truly the "american dream"?
you're exaggerating obviously but its true.
I'm a napoli anon myself and its funny seeing europeans making fun of USAians on the internet, when the vast majority of europeans would leave everything behind and gladly go flip burgers in the USA if given a chance. everyone here works for 400-500 euro a month, lives in tiny apartments (all the land is already owned by people who descend from 13th century nobles) you need to be blood related to someone powerful if you want to get a good job, and so on.
I'd gladly go work at burger king if I could, burger king employees in the US probably make around 20k USD a year, not even doctors make that much money here.
yeah bro i love making $300 a month to live in a commieblock apartment, atleast it only takes me 3 months to get seen for a broken arm at the free hospital
>everyone here works for 400-500 euro a month, lives in tiny apartments >you need to be blood related to someone powerful if you want to get a good job
Lol you’re obviously from Naples
This. I can't possibly respect yuropoors after I found out that teenaged burger flippers straight from the hood make more money than european teachers and other professionals. And no one in Europe makes 6 figures because even if they have a 6 figure salary, more than half of it goes to taxes so niggees can live on welfare. It's so silly.
>the movie "Gomorra" helped me open my eyes about yuropoors
there's a reason you can't even buy a pellet gun in italy without a license, italians are unironically the original Black folk. those morons over there can't own a firearm for more than a decade without starting a world war. thousands of years of being peasants for their overlords and they're proud of it, it's hilarious
They're from different regions.
Mafia = Sicily, Camorra = Campania (where Naples is), 'Ndrangheta = Calabria.
There's also the United Sacred Crown from Apulia.
id say the mafia games but those all suck. the bottom line is, the italians dont make games. they used all their artistic and creationary genes 500 plus years ago
Assetto Corsa?
what's up with that nose
have you heard about Italians?
European filmmakers seem to have a hardon for depicting awkwardly shaped white men in speedo-style whitey-tighty underwear in exhibitionist contexts. Like wow, so artistic, so brave. Just imagine the poop nuggets in their shorts.
European films depict regular human beings, not just roided out dudes, bimbos or flavor of the month celebrities.
>regular european looks like a chud DYEL
understood
The whole point of the movie is that the skinny dude wants to be a badass gangster.
>normal healthy people are white and thin
No wonder it's so hard for obese muttmerican to understand.
>skinny chud wants to LARP as Tony Montana
No shit anon, congrats on figuring that out.
yep
rekt
>regular human beings
so people who look like shit? wow so brave!
>that borderline anorexic weird creature
>regular human being
Are europeons so poor that a starving somalia tier dude is considered normal? You truly are worse than niggets. We've been trying to save your countries since WW2 and yet you keep being dirt poor.
The #1 dream of every europoor is becoming a citizen of the US of A. They literally kill each other and destroy their countries for the mere chance of kissing american soil and becoming our slaves.
>woah that guy is so tall, must be 6'3 or something
>check bio
>5'11
lmao
That's considered a giant in europe due to the widespread malnutrition making them all very short. I visited shitaly some 10 years ago and they were all brown manlets who didn't even reach my shoulder, simply insane.
Anon they have bidets in Italy their asses are clean
non-whites can't make games (the Japanese are honorary aryans)
>non-whites can't make games
But i am white
Why would Japs want to be Honorary inferiors. Non-japs can't make games, full stop.
There are like fifty, newbie
ph boy do i love the smell of Yuropoor seethe
>amerimutt brain cannot comprehend food that doesn’t look like plastic goyslop
>left looks good
>right looks good
>i'm supposed to be upset about one of these for some reason
i don't get it.
>left: a snack
>right: sugar bread, grease and artificial flavouring
i'm not interested in being intentionally stupid. sorry.
we know, you are dumb unintetually
i mean there's no point in even discussing with you. you made that clear. why would i further waste my time?
same, brother. I'd eat both
Clappistanis didn't get the memo, the advertized fastfood meals are NOT real food products at all...
no seriously, most ad burger patties are made from paper-mache glazed in molten sugar
>right looks good
maybe if you like plastic
I never understood the texture thing. Do americans really obsess so much over how the food looks?
Yes they do. Show them some home made traditional dishes from any country and they think it’s disgusting. They put a lot of emphasis on how food looks.
You eat with your eyes first.
Every chef knows this, you think those leaves on the left pizza are for flavor?
>you think those leaves on the left pizza are for flavor?
Yes, it’s basil.
Yes you moron
That was a polemic disingenuous statement.
If you want to talk about people who seemingly care more about texture than flavor, look at the Chinese.
I had the pizza on the left in Naples and it’s amazing.
Americans should stick to eating "soul food" and Hispanic slop. European cuisine is too white for them since they can't live without some brown in their life and also their wife.
Ahh, America, the inventor of plastic cheese, true connoisseurs of the culinary arts.
Europeans eat cheese with living maggots in it.
That's extremely rare even where I'm from (the only place on earth where it even exists)
You need to know people who make it because it's illegal to sell, and it's only made in a couple of tiny villages.
yes I ate it four times
Di che sa?
formaggio fermentato e piccante
Also I checked and apparently there are similar traditions in other regions of italy, so maybe you have a chance of getting a taste locally.
>no Romagna on that list
feels good to come from a developed culture
I go near Teramo every time during summer and I never heard about that. Weird
niente napoli perfortuna
>sardiniaCHADS filtering mutts
You love to see it.
Americans eat the semen of the black man
>eurocuck starts immediately thinking about black people
lmao
Hey it's difficult not to think about it when there's BBC shit everywhere. As usual you've corrupted and soiled the rest of the world.
In Sicily, i.e. the place where Mafia originates from.
its creamy insides form after the maggots actually shit-out the cheese after eating it
Actually it's from Sardinia
they also love maggot shit-cheese though
Italians generally find this so disgusting that it's basically illegal everywhere.
The people who still make it only make it for themselves and can't sell it.
Important to mention that where Casu Marzu originates from is the region of Italy that is basically Turkey, and was under the Ottoman Empire's reign for like 500 years, seldom being liberated for a handful of decades.
When people say "Italians aren't white" that's basically limited to this region and the areas around it. Nobody likes them, not even other southerners, and their dialect sounds moronic.
Sicily was Ottoman for a prolonged period. Sardinia (where Casu Marzu is from) is this culturally isolated anomaly that's like the inbred son of every country in Europe. As goofy as the dialect sounds, Sardinian is actually considered the closest there is to a still existing form of Latin so make of that what you will.
It's the superior language
Sicily has been everything
Fricking VIKINGS have been in Sicily
don't forget Arabs
Was it ever ARAB arabs? I feel it was just Berbers
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emirate_of_Sicily
>the inbred son
More like the weird grandfather considering they're the population closest to pre-indoeuropean times
they can't even afford cheese most of the time tbh
>do a thing with cow tit juice
>ahh, now this is good cheese
>do the same thing with vegetable oils
>NOO THAT'S NOT CHEESE! NO NO NO
ok.
I know it's a shitpost, but my spaghetti-autism compels me.
The one on the left is a pretend "authentic"/"artisanal" pizza made purely for looks.
That mozzarella is clearly too fresh and watery, the sauce is undercooked, the base is drenched in olive oil, the shape is for lack of a better word reminiscent of what Down's Syndrome does to a person's face, and the basil is not just cooked which would be bad enough, but burnt. The dough also looks very dry and floury.
You could only find the left one in an "Authentic" italian restaurant run by Russians, or worse, Poles from Chicago.
The only ones who can reproduce Italian pizza outside of Italy are the Japanese.
>soul vs soulless
Holy shit two pizzas!
>replies prove how thin-skinned yuropoors are
Lol
Lmao even
kek europoors will unironically tell you that half baked 90% tomato sauce dogshit on the left is better just because they're upset
I was on a trip to Venice once for the Biennale (which was 80% shit) and the most memorable moment was finding a hole in the wall shop at 3 in the night and eating a little pizza there. To my surprise, most things were closed past 1AM, but that little pizza place was still open. The people there looked like they came from a point-and-click game. A hobo eating bits of food. 2 policeman fully decked out wielding rifles. And a bunch of students in a row eating pizza.
I could taste the sweetness of the tomato in the sauce. The basil rounding out the flavor. The mozzarella was nice & stringy with actual flavour. The 5 slices of pepperoni were good enough that if you licked a piece of garlic in it, you could actually taste that.
I've still never eaten pizza as good anywhere else
>nickies got an article
these types of places survive the test of time, like some of those chinese places that have the food pictures all degraded, you just know the food there is good because they have been there a long time.
saved
Eating a Italian pizza made by someone who knows what it was doing ruined the taste of pizza for me
Just a margherita was so tasty that made me get another one after the first one
NYC pizza is better
>bu...but italians
italian-americans know what they're doing
Pizza is american to begin with. Like most other famous italian recipes, such as carbonara, it was only brought to Italy after we conquered their shithole in WW2.
>implying
Gangland?
>why do we not have a game about the italian mafia
They already did. It's called the Mafia Series
To talk about actual italian mafia in Italy it would have to deal with political corruption other than street fights in Naples, no way they would allow it to be that poignant
We do. It's called Mafia.
>didn't play the godfather
zoom zoom
Mob it's not glorified in Italy believe it or not
Mr. Salieri sends his regard.
>italian mafia
Such thing does no longer exist, politics are the new mafiosos in the 2000ish Italy.
After Berlusconi dropped as prime minister, Mafia took over the Italian Parlament.
Before, the Mafia was involved in politics, but was not able to actually "get into it" because manufacturers and industries pushed the economic growth.
With the entering of Italy in the EU, and the lost of our currency (Lira), Euro became less "valuable" and less appealing. Dollar became, yet again after the WW2, the norm and where the real value was.
For this reason, Mafia, that actually owned a lot of $ = American Money, became richer than ever before, and his bosses were able to detrone the last few politics involved in high "legal" buisness that still wanted to keep Mafia at ease inside the Parlament. Now Mafia OWNS this country, and we are fricked.
You need Sicilians who know the culture and region very accurately, Sicilian VAs for authenticity, and if you do an accurate depiction then they'll be painting a target on the backs of themselves and their families who live there still.
I really wished Sleeping Dogs became a series that bounced around different countries
Or even just a sequel.
the movie "Gomorra" helped me open my eyes about yuropoors. some people think europe is some paradise but it's not true.
yuropoors typically live in concrete commieblocks with flooding toilets and grow pet monkeys. all their buisness, even the fashion industry, is ran by arab/mexican mafia who are armed to the teeth with millitary grade rifles. children are forced to participate in gang wars and drive trucks
i am so glad i was born in the US of A.
man i get you, i've seen Boyz n the Hood once and i realized that what people call the greatest country on earth is just a huge pile of Black person filled trash ghettos murdering each other all day long for no good reason
Is becoming a crip truly the "american dream"?
you're exaggerating obviously but its true.
I'm a napoli anon myself and its funny seeing europeans making fun of USAians on the internet, when the vast majority of europeans would leave everything behind and gladly go flip burgers in the USA if given a chance. everyone here works for 400-500 euro a month, lives in tiny apartments (all the land is already owned by people who descend from 13th century nobles) you need to be blood related to someone powerful if you want to get a good job, and so on.
maybe in the 90's, you are delusional if you think Europeans want to live in US in current year lmao
I'd gladly go work at burger king if I could, burger king employees in the US probably make around 20k USD a year, not even doctors make that much money here.
ask your dad to land you a job in the mafia
you need to prove you're blood related to someone in the family to get
are you so moronic you dont understand what cost of living is?
cost of living went up massively in the past 5 years while wages remained the same.
yeah bro i love making $300 a month to live in a commieblock apartment, atleast it only takes me 3 months to get seen for a broken arm at the free hospital
>everyone here works for 400-500 euro a month, lives in tiny apartments
>you need to be blood related to someone powerful if you want to get a good job
Lol you’re obviously from Naples
This. I can't possibly respect yuropoors after I found out that teenaged burger flippers straight from the hood make more money than european teachers and other professionals. And no one in Europe makes 6 figures because even if they have a 6 figure salary, more than half of it goes to taxes so niggees can live on welfare. It's so silly.
>the movie "Gomorra" helped me open my eyes about yuropoors
there's a reason you can't even buy a pellet gun in italy without a license, italians are unironically the original Black folk. those morons over there can't own a firearm for more than a decade without starting a world war. thousands of years of being peasants for their overlords and they're proud of it, it's hilarious
GTA VC + Liberty City Stories
I'm italian and I absolutely can't stand southern speak
is Naples really like the movie
The best accent in the history of accents is from naples.
Yes
i confused it for Mexico, or Brazil, how do people stand living there?
No one does anonno
I find it abhorrent that we have so little mafia, western and sci fi games, at least not as much as I hoped for.
All we are getting are simulators and fantasy setting, which the later is the same as making a show about hell.
Europe has such long history and diverse culture. I don't understand why Americans want to destroy that.
Europe is fricking cool and the goys don't want that, they want everything to be an culture blob because it is easy to control.
Pizzapastabros, please explain the differences between the Mafia, Camorra and ’Ndràngheta in a single sentence about each organization for non-wops.
They're from different regions.
Mafia = Sicily, Camorra = Campania (where Naples is), 'Ndrangheta = Calabria.
There's also the United Sacred Crown from Apulia.