His money is entirely based off the valuation of Tesla stick which he has a bunch of shares inand then he uses that unrealized gain as collateral to take loans to spend on shit. Tesla stick going down could wipe out a huge chunk of his "wealth"
I'm not calling him good or bad but his wealth is indisputably fake, just like most of his ilk
His money is entirely based off the valuation of Tesla stick which he has a bunch of shares inand then he uses that unrealized gain as collateral to take loans to spend on shit. Tesla stick going down could wipe out a huge chunk of his "wealth"
I'm not calling him good or bad but his wealth is indisputably fake, just like most of his ilk
>All of Americas wealth is fake because its just bonds bro, every Boomers wealth is fake cuz its in and IRA bro, every house and car an american owns is fake because its on a loan bro
Haha yeah bro, its all real, just ignore Zuckerberg losing over a billion dollars in a day solely because Facebook didn't hit it's quarterly user growth targets
Before the Elon hating leftie trannoids enter the thread:
>Invent reusable rockets to colonize the galaxy because this planet is turning to shit >Try and save humanity from global warming by revolutionizing Electric vehicles and battery technology >Invent self driving software so you game and get blowjobs while you drive >Make the fastest car on Earth and all your vehicles are scientifically tested as the safest on Earth >Try and invent robots before other people do so we can have sexbots instead of terminators >Invent satellite internet so youre not forced into ISP garbage and live anywhere >Reddit still hates you just cuz youre rich
>Meanwhile Tesla are scientifically tested as the safest cars on Earth
>Elon owned an emerald mine
Was disproven long ago >Teslas catch fire
Combustion vehicles literally catch fire 10x more >Teslas are unsafe
Theyre statistically the safest cars on the road >Autopilot causes crashes
Most autopilot crashes have been people over the alcohol limit so they tell the cops it was the cars fault.
'“From 2012 to 2020, there has been approximately one Tesla vehicle fire for every 205 million miles travelled. By comparison, data shows that in the US there is one ICE [internal combustion engine] vehicle fire for every 19 million miles travelled,”
>“Tesla owes its existence to government handouts”
Tesla received a $465 million loan which it paid off early:
T. ive made 6 figures on Tesla stock in 1 year because i thoroughly research any stock i buy instead of just believing whatever CNN or some girl on Tik Tok says
Do people here really shit on him? Twitter and Reddit hate him for the most banal reason. It's funny to see gullible people switch on a dime from praising him like a messiah into hating him like a Satan incarnate.
>women likes popular things to be popular themselves. >women cosplay popular things without reading, watching or playing the source material.
Many such cases.
Tesla batteries cost more resources and cause more pollutants on average for thier creation. Its not better overall, ots just the car has a gimmink that makes you ignore all the bad parts.
>Bought a starlink because I live on a mountain and only get 1 meg a second for dl and 60kb/s for upload >have not had the time to install the thing on the roof due to work and nearly dying from heat exhaustion due to said work >Am finally gonna install it tomorrow with the help of some of the family
Soon I will have decent internet
>everyone has a shitty italian accent >literally uses a shitty wikia as a plot point >probably just searched up "wario theme" on youtube and used the first few results
Their games appeal to the infantile mind
This sketch was so bad. So bad.
But it made fun of zoomers so shills were out in full force to defend it
zoomers getting dunked on and elon musk, i now love BASED SNL
No black characters. No rapey indians. Just Chads and shotas
Sexy boys.
Doc Luis is black and a chad.
he really is
that homie basically fathered a homeless italian and treated him like his own son
What the frick are you on about, Jim-Bob?
snl had one funny skit where eddie murphy pretended to be white for a day
This is the wealthiest individual in the world
His wealth is all fake
Source: your ass
His money is entirely based off the valuation of Tesla stick which he has a bunch of shares inand then he uses that unrealized gain as collateral to take loans to spend on shit. Tesla stick going down could wipe out a huge chunk of his "wealth"
I'm not calling him good or bad but his wealth is indisputably fake, just like most of his ilk
I will never watch this skit and that makes gifs like all the more magical
>All of Americas wealth is fake because its just bonds bro, every Boomers wealth is fake cuz its in and IRA bro, every house and car an american owns is fake because its on a loan bro
surely people arent this fricking dumb
Haha yeah bro, its all real, just ignore Zuckerberg losing over a billion dollars in a day solely because Facebook didn't hit it's quarterly user growth targets
if he didnt sell its not a loss you dumb frick
Did this dumb frick ever finalize the twitter deal? Or did he back out just like he does with everything else?
Women like sucking dick too
females know their best simps and orbiters are nintend rones
women don't love nintendo. """"""women"""""" do.
What's with the ominous echo the second time you said woman?
Justifiably low testosterone
Before the Elon hating leftie trannoids enter the thread:
>Invent reusable rockets to colonize the galaxy because this planet is turning to shit
>Try and save humanity from global warming by revolutionizing Electric vehicles and battery technology
>Invent self driving software so you game and get blowjobs while you drive
>Make the fastest car on Earth and all your vehicles are scientifically tested as the safest on Earth
>Try and invent robots before other people do so we can have sexbots instead of terminators
>Invent satellite internet so youre not forced into ISP garbage and live anywhere
>Reddit still hates you just cuz youre rich
>Meanwhile Tesla are scientifically tested as the safest cars on Earth
https://cleantechnica.com/2021/06/30/teslas-safest-vehicles-continue-to-save-lives/
Why Tesla Model Y Received Highest EVER Safety Rating:
[YouTube] Why Tesla Model Y Received Highest EVER Safety Rating (embed)
>Almost every single "autopilot crash" has been drunk drivers blaming it on the car.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-09-03/tesla-crash-victim-s-autopsy-shows-alcohol-exceeding-texas-limit
>"Elon is not an engineer", meanwhile rocket scientists and engineers with decades of experience:
https://www.reddit.com/r/SpaceXLounge/comments/k1e0ta/evidence_that_musk_is_the_chief_engineer_of_spacex/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
https://www.space.com/elon-musk-on-jeff-bezos-moon-lawsuit
>Elon owned an emerald mine
Was disproven long ago
>Teslas catch fire
Combustion vehicles literally catch fire 10x more
>Teslas are unsafe
Theyre statistically the safest cars on the road
>Autopilot causes crashes
Most autopilot crashes have been people over the alcohol limit so they tell the cops it was the cars fault.
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>Teslas always catch fire
'“From 2012 to 2020, there has been approximately one Tesla vehicle fire for every 205 million miles travelled. By comparison, data shows that in the US there is one ICE [internal combustion engine] vehicle fire for every 19 million miles travelled,”
>“Tesla owes its existence to government handouts”
Tesla received a $465 million loan which it paid off early:
https://www.tesla.com/en_CA/blog/tesla-repays-department-energy-loan-nine-years-early
Tesla no longer gets vehicle subsidies from the US government having already hit the 200,000 vehicle cap. GM no longer receives the subsidy either.
https://www.taxwarriors.com/blog/electric-vehicle-tax-credit-explained-tesla-no-longer-eligible
>“Musk inherited emerald mine wealth”
https://savingjournalism.substack.com/p/i-talked-to-elon-musk-about-journalism
>"Tesla is overvalued"
https://mobile.twitter.com/sawyermerritt/status/1392205629960380421 (embed)
>"Elon doesnt pay taxes"
Elon paid 1.5 million in taxes everyday since becoming a citizen
>“Rockets / space is simply a vanity project”
https://www.extremetech.com/extreme/268062-5-reasons-space-exploration-is-more-important-than-ever
T. ive made 6 figures on Tesla stock in 1 year because i thoroughly research any stock i buy instead of just believing whatever CNN or some girl on Tik Tok says
Do people here really shit on him? Twitter and Reddit hate him for the most banal reason. It's funny to see gullible people switch on a dime from praising him like a messiah into hating him like a Satan incarnate.
>women likes popular things to be popular themselves.
>women cosplay popular things without reading, watching or playing the source material.
Many such cases.
Tesla batteries cost more resources and cause more pollutants on average for thier creation. Its not better overall, ots just the car has a gimmink that makes you ignore all the bad parts.
another myth already disproven that lefties keep regurgitating
musk is going to denounce the right and become far left wing
I want to breed Grimes in her Peach cosplay
>Bought a starlink because I live on a mountain and only get 1 meg a second for dl and 60kb/s for upload
>have not had the time to install the thing on the roof due to work and nearly dying from heat exhaustion due to said work
>Am finally gonna install it tomorrow with the help of some of the family
Soon I will have decent internet
>everyone has a shitty italian accent
>literally uses a shitty wikia as a plot point
>probably just searched up "wario theme" on youtube and used the first few results