Why do women prefer Astarion to Gale?

Why do women prefer Astarion to Gale Ganker?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do they? I figured it'd be the opposite, since Anne Rice is still really popular.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who gives a frick what women prefer? They are mentally ill and should all be killed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t.mentally ill shitskin

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2pbp

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They are mentally ill and should all be killed
      How do you plan on keeping the human race alive then?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We have cloning.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women love angsty vampires

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a woman I can confidently say I don't care for either, because they're part of a Tencent shill campaign.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >BG3 seether is a troon
      I'm not shocked.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You will never be a woman.

        back to the lab, chang

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You will never be a woman.

        >As a woman
        You're a troony?

        >As a woman

        It's EMPRESS, pay some respects.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You will never be a woman.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >As a woman
      You're a troony?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >As a woman

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you ever sleep?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the Twitter schizo has been a troony the whole time
      Kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tencent's gretest enemy is a trans homosexual
      You can't make this shit up

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh my god have you been seething about bg3 for half a year because they made the troony a circus act?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        holy frick could that be it?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does Ganker prefer evil women?

    same reason dudes like Viconia in BG2. evil woman that "you could fix" (even if that's done away with in BG3)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, I like evil women the way they are. If they were "fixed" I would lose all interest

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    women love brooding, tortured bad boys
    they dont like literal simps who made themself into an atom bomb for another b***h

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >simp for another woman (goddess)
    vs
    >i-can-fix-him with a vulnerable side
    Hmmm I wonder why women prefer Astarion

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wasn't gale objectively the most popular or played character? surprisingly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it was Shadowheart.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's the most played. Shadowheart is the most romanced(closest thing to most popular we have) by far, outnumbering every other party member combined with 54% of all romances being with her. Next was Lae'zel and then Karlach. They didn't tell us what the order was below them.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        karlach was 2nd most romanced

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't durge/oc the most played by a significant margin? Gale was the most popular pre-made, but iirc it was a pretty low percentage?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They tracked durge and OC combined, and only for the opening weekend, not on any of the other times they posted player base stats. In that case it was 93% of players made a character.

          This here's the picture of opening weekend origin characters vs 3 months later origin character stats. Gale's consistently top, Karlach dropped though as people got a bit bored with her.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        surprise surprise, hot goth elf tsundere is most picked. Your other options are an overagressive goblin or dudes. By the time players run into Karlach, and later Minthara, they're already invested into Shadowheart because those were the only options presented at the start.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most played origin character, but judging off of that isn't accurate to most popular or most desirable.

      Choosing origin character means you make that character a self-insert mute. He's the white guy that's a magical prodigy so strong that the goddess of magic personally groomed and dated him, with Elminster as practically a father figure.

      If you want to be a guy and date a girl, then he's the most self-insert you can get, the strongest, and in his case at least his downfall is fricking up a magical experiment instead of personally being made a devil or vampire's b***h like Wyll/Astarion.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what a fricking mary sue

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a DnD setting, if you aren't MarySueMaxing, why are you even a player character? I say good on him for showing up a Bhaalspawn and Ascended vampire in his same party.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            good point, fair play.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I will say that Ascended Gale is a really entertaining end to the character, even if it ultimately will end up in pure fricking chaos for Faerun. Not that I care about the fate of that kitchen sink shitheap of a setting.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You see, choosing to play as Gale is big brain decision.
      Dont have to worry about Gale springing his magic trick romance shenanigans on you if you play AS Gale.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because Gale basically admits he's a simp for that sorceress b***h and is madly in love with her which makes you just a side b***h

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's safe dangerous.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women love sexy vampires. Especially sexy, bad boy, bisexual vampires.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's a fricking vampire elf are you serious? I don't think you could make a more woman pleasing character if you tried.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You could give him wings.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gale is irritating and boring.
    Astarion is irritating but fun.
    Easy choice.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Plus Gale still keeps talking about his ex.
      Neither men or women want to hear about someone they're dating constantly droning on about their ex.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    same reason why they like true crime, they want to frick dangerous serial killers not book nerd redditors

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      women like men who are disagreeable. if you're a nerd you should bomb some construction sites and take a page out of Uncle Ted.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I tried to romance Gale once. You know what the sex is like? You turn into giant incorporeal beings and hug in outer space. It's gay as frick. I want a good hard dicking, not a homosexualy space ballet. Astarion is the only choice.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    desu, I'll kill both if ever will play this slop again

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do men prefer Laezel to Shadowheart Ganker?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One's loyal and the other wants to frick a zoophile

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love my shadowife

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      didn't more people romance shadowheart than every other character combined? that's honestly fricking crazy. didn't think karlach would have so few people picking her

      swen needs to learn his lesson and make at least 2 attractive women in his next game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        literally half of all players romanced her, I dont think they put specifically what percent chose the other two.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Normies continue to have zero taste

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >normal people like women who look like average women
            Wow.. who would've thought..

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Normies continue to fall for duplicitous prostitute who likes like their favorite OF prostitute
              Yes it’s not shocking just pathetic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't like Karlach's personality
        It's basically a puppy and unironically "reddit"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because Laezel doesn't cuck you and is a tomboy.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because all the male romance options are fricking dogshit so you choose the one that's least dogshit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's the case with the female romances as well. the romances in this game are quite terrible.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >complete bro with a personality and emotions and flaws
    vs
    >pretty boy hot vampire that's bland and predictable and suave and slightly dangerous / edgy while still being completely safe
    It's really no mystery anon. He's the fem version of a waifu bait character.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >choose Astarion as the main character
    >romance Karlach
    >go his Ascended route
    >become a shitty abuser to Karlach, who sort of stays in a abusive relationship with him
    Is this the most butthole route you can take in the game?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Astarion's b***hy but he's the prettiest one according to my prison gayness. Gale isn't pretty enough for my prison gayness and he weirds me out. Astarion for me.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hot
    >I CAN FIX HIM
    Is it that hard to understand? it isn't even a gender thing, see Viconia.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >vampire elf damaged badboy
    vs.
    >self-insert condescending prick who has more romantic feelings for his goddess than he does for you. also he has a bomb in his chest and demands your magic items
    Wow.. really hard choice there, huh?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heterosexual women prefer Gale, the rest of them want the gay vampire.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Heterosexual women don't exist. All women are bisexual until proven otherwise.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >most popular origin to play is white man
    >most popular romance is white women
    >most popular custom design is white man

    Really makes you think

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even I fricked Astarion, and I'm straight

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some lesbian I talked to says she liked him because he's easy to frick.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gay homosexual man here
    Astarion is a pompous flirtatious gay-ish acting twink with a tragic backstop, that will ALWAYS do well with a lot of women. I do think that he's sort of objectively the best companion in terms of writing and acting so that's also a big reason, but then again a lot of people fricking hate his guts and think he's the most annoying c**t alive so who knows
    Gale is just english and mad about his ex

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Twink
      >Looks 50 and is a 500 year-old vampire.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every female I've ever seen play this game seems to instantly get the ick from Gale.
    They sense that he's a catman NEET nerd long before it's revealed that he's a catman NEET nerd. If one thing can be said as a point of merit to the writing of BG3, it's the characterization of Gale. If it can set off a woman's ick senses like it's real life, it must be good.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    women love shart thoughever

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >women

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        artist isn't trans

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because he's sexy as frick and being a vampire only increases his allure

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're both shit but Gale is taken so Astarion wins by default. Also elves and vampires get bonus points.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gale looks and acts like a greasy sex pest

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How are feeling about the next Lariankino being set in space and Swen thinking that it's already better than BG3?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DOS3 would have been better

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ME but good
      YES

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Punishment project for failing to take over wotc for tencent
      Starfield tier with 10 minute turn computes on that garbage engine at best.

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