Why do you get upset if you want to play a high fantasy western with cowboy orcs and shit?

Why does /tg/ get upset if you want to play a high fantasy western with cowboy orcs and shit?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't, you're just projecting your own weird conflicted feelings/preferences.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never seen anyone get upset by that. What I have seen is people getting upset about WotC making a fantasy wild west set seemingly without any guns.

      Opening with an incorrect sweeping assertion is still an effective way of baiting replies. Its almost certainly just another spam thread

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never seen anyone get upset by that. What I have seen is people getting upset about WotC making a fantasy wild west set seemingly without any guns.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      um whats this then?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A wizard's spellcasting focus.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what setting?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    idk but that sounds fun

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is OP always a homosexual asking some vague bullshit question that doesn't have anything to do with anything?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only way this board can get engagement aside from thinly veiled fetish posts.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a quota of threads required to prove the site is generating content and ad revenue.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know who you are, but you've been posting these "high fantasy western" threads for over a week now. It's time to stop, anon. If you want to run that game, run it. If you're doing this in the hopes someone will run a fantasy western game for you, I'm sorry you have to resort to this. But don't take your problems out on us. Let it rest.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I made this thread after seeing the one thread asking about what the genre would be called. I haven't made any other threads on the topic nor have I seen them "all week" like you claim

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MAGIC MISSLE!
    >*shoots revolver*

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Orcs are clearly equivalent to injuns.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heartstone developers wont be upset

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tried to make an Elf cowboy and the AI gave me this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The poster says you're wanted in San Antonio, Naughty or Nice.
      >Either's fine with me.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd play this goofy ass concept if I could think up a good joke to base a character around.
        >eh, whats up doc holiday

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shut up

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why would I want to do that?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because you're woke

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >woke
                its 'awake' ESLkun

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                how tf is that statement woke?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nice try falseflagging twittettard

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ignore

          Shut up

          , that was a good one.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because you're probably playing it with a d20 system which absolutely does not work with settings that aren't just Magic Capeshit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it because guns are expected to be deadly and can kill in a couple of shots which is in contrast to d20 games tendency to inflate enemy HP to high amounts making it feel like guns are not really powerful

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't the mythological wild west with its larger-than-life figures kind of """capeshit""" to begin with, though?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not really. Though it was the era with actual capes, in fairness.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lassoing a tornado is exactly the kind of bullshit you'd see in a golden age DC comic.

  11. 3 months ago
    Sage

    Because it depends on the setting, you ai piece of rubbish.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you really hated the thread Satan you could have ignored it and let the conversation die down. But because you need to get the last word in and announce the sage I'm now replying out of spite and bumping the thread negating your sage

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OK, I'll bite:
    The fantasy stuff doesn't add anything. I'll happily go along with "It's the Wild West but Jackalopes and Wendigos are real" to give some interest to a story. But "It's the Wild West but also orcs" adds nothing, and also makes it jarringly obvious that it's a game and not real and nothing matters and oh my god natty 20 did you see mom oh my god.

    Can anyone explain to me why adding D&Disms into Western games is a good thing? If it helps, try and start from "D&D is bad" because that's my personal stance.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and also makes it jarringly obvious that it's a game
      Yeah tabletop games are games not an excuse to bombard your players with your shitty failed YA novels?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The fantasy stuff doesn't add anything.
        Then why fantasy genre even exist at all? Then why is the Dark Tower is so popular? And the answer is simple - fantasy gives more freedom to authors and you are just moronic.

        Unless you're intentionally going for some kind of minimalism challenge, this isn't a useful way to look at things.

        Jesus you guys are such obvious shills, have a nice day

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You sound like a moronic blowhard so high off your own farts that you actively despise the hobby you supposedly are engaging in.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shills for what, moron?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The fantasy stuff doesn't add anything.
      Then why fantasy genre even exist at all? Then why is the Dark Tower is so popular? And the answer is simple - fantasy gives more freedom to authors and you are just moronic.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Then why fantasy genre even exist at all? Then why is the Dark Tower is so popular?
        Some people are cripplingly moronic. That's the only reason I can think of. The whole elf-orc-sword shit is so completely pre-chewed you might as well play Candyland.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon you seem like the type of person that tries so hard to be different that you end up making it boring

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just enjoy different genres. Give me a spaghetti Western, a courtly Napoleonic drama, a spy technothriller, a cyberpunk dystopia or an epic space opera any day.

            Lassoing a tornado is exactly the kind of bullshit you'd see in a golden age DC comic.

            When the frick did that ever happen in a Western?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dude you are a pedophile

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >When the frick did that ever happen in a Western?
              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pecos_Bill

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unless you're intentionally going for some kind of minimalism challenge, this isn't a useful way to look at things.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wild West guns have stricter ammo limits than modern guns. There WILL be melee at some point and an orc is going to be better for fisticuffs. Magic can also be an interesting mid-point between guns that take time to reload and are limited use but super deadly and free-use but less deadly melee. Westerns before the 1970s were already mythologizing themselves so taking the next step into fantasy isn't entirely implausible.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'll happily go along with "It's the Wild West but Jackalopes and Wendigos are real" to give some interest to a story.
      There's so much mythology and superstition unique to the American West, or other historical frontier time periods and regions worldwide, that you shouldn't need any other elements to build a high fantasy setting.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good image, and I heartily agree.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Orcs and elves are boring and shitty.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think you're just a contrarian anon and don't have actual meaningful criticism

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            All your special snowflake and "creative" freakshit races are far worse

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dnd shill

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I just use humans.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel moved to ask who would actually care. The Wild West has basically been dead as a genre for a long time, every RPG in that vein has died a quiet and unmourned death.
    It just doesn't resonate with people, like your attempts to keep the thread bumped.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn, these Thunder Junction shills are starting early

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You just made this thread two days ago.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      and he will keep making this thread for next two months unless you stop responding

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Southwestern US had tons of folklore and mythology one could use for a fantasy "western" setting, with cowboys and shit
    >Put existing Tolkien-esqe races in it
    Lazy as shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally who cares if Tolkien races are in it
      The only people I've ever seen get up in arms about it are pretentious gays who want to be different

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please stop being an obvious dnd shill

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >"You're a dnd shill cause you don't mind Tolkien races"
          Shut the frick up

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but My players like those races and I don't really care if they don't "fit" settings the way you want them too. We do our own settings so we can do what we want and have fun

        Lazy and uncreative

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      NTA but My players like those races and I don't really care if they don't "fit" settings the way you want them too. We do our own settings so we can do what we want and have fun

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I'm tired of people who just play the same game with a slightly different coat of paint. You do you but I'm not running fantasy games anymore.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played a western game called Ghost Mountain in the ICRPG system. It was pretty great. Desperados with infernal powers, sombrero wearing skeletons, and the devil appearing to gamble for your soul in a game of cards.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because you keep spamming the same 'Deadlands' concept week after week? We like new ideas here buddy, not your one stale wet dream time after time after time.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just do the Wild Arms thing wherein Wild West gets mixed up with fantasy, sci-fi, and everything else. Guys and gals with six-shooters and swords delving ancient ruins full of magic, technology, and magical technology.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's pretty much a major inspiration for this setting ontop of bloodborne (focus on trick weapons)

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you care who gets upset about anything if its not at your table? Your inner fascism wanting to get out?

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not the idea of orcs in the wild west that make people upset I've seen
    It's the idea of omitting guns some people have attempted (most notalble WoC)
    homie why don't you just remove swords from Pendragon if you want to be a contrarian homosexual

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I recently got done running Outlaws of Alkenstar for Pathfinder 2e the presence of 6 shooters and all would have highly enhanced the feeling of the western but it was still pretty cool and fun.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't they more or less make a movie with a similar theme that bombed hard?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All I can think of is Bright which is more Shadowrun then anything else. The next closest thing you have is. Bright Samurai Soul

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was thinking RIPD but I might be confusing that with something else.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think anyone outside the internet actually gives a shit, OP. Just go outside. I've been running a high fantasy western-samurai hybrid GURPS game for nearly two years and it's been going great.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was thinking, elves and orcs and dwarves should remain in solidly European-themed fantasy. And I wish there were more defined local meta-mythologies for other continents. Asia has animal-eared people and silver-haired inhuman people, but what does Africa have? What does South America have? They've all got legends but there's not a sort of consolidated core of agreed upon meta-mythology in most cases.

    While typing this, I realized the very idea of the Wild West necessitates that it be Wild. It's a frontier where high-risk-tolarance people from all over the world are trying to get a piece of the pie. It might, handled correctly, actually be the one valid semi-historical setting where you could have a kitchen sink mythology with the understanding it's all imported from other locales in the world. Chinamen were common sights in old Western films, for example. A Louisianian businessman could enter an agreement with a Captain of Her Majesty's royal navy to have his railway project worked on with workers from Africa or Singapore, etc.

    I think there could be something there that would feel correct with importing fantasy races into Wild West, but it would require a lot of attention to detail and each fantasy race would have to obviously be from different cultural and national backgrounds, not just biological ones.

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