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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Under-written character. Guess Maehiro used up all his talent on Heavensward.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like her

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She is boring both personality and character design wise.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like the game, but she's a non-character who does nothing but job and get kidnapped. Her VA is probably the worst in the game too.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >She's a Manderville

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mid's VA is leaps and bounds worse than her

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        sounds worse but at least she can act/emote

        BITCH

        stfu nyxgger

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just say Black person, pussy.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nyx is the protag from that shitty FFXV movie Kingsglaive played by Aaron Paul

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              My bad, I'm not up on the lore of these pathetic Jill enjoyers.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >enjoying pure love between a based sigma and his sweet supportive waifu
                >pathetic

                You're the pathetic one b***h

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shut up, troony.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                nope, Jill is a qt and you need to accept she's sucking Clive's dick and you aren't, see you in the next thread.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nyx was pretty based for a ff protagonist, all things considered

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's a cheating prostitute

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      C'mon man, she's a white woman, of course she's gonna frick the dog, you can't be mad at her for that.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >n-no Clive, save me NOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T PUT IT INSIIDE KUPKAAAAAA

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying she isn't used to it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this shit is moronic
      why didn't they rape her first before execution

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They did.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        go watch hentai you moronic coomer

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >show sex scenes multiple times no problem
          >but rape is a no no
          kys dumbfrick

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            They never showed a full blown sex scene on screen here though.
            Even with Clive and Jill, they faded to black instead of showing them fricking and used a damn achievement title to make it absolutely clear the two autists finally did it.
            Unless you count the admittedly quite lewd mana transfer scene as sex.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this shit is moronic
      why didn't they rape her first before execution

      >guards sent to get Clive so he witnesses the execution
      >they just go through with it without him there to witness it

      did they see him open the gate or something because I don't think they did

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I also thought that pretty dumb

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe they just plan to send him her head later like benedikta's

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait does she really get raped?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not too far into the game (just got the second hideout) but so far she has done literally nothing but nod along and agree with whatever Clive says. Like yeah it's nice that she's not a patronising girlboss or whatever but Jill is too far in the other direction where she's just a pretty plank of wood. She adds literally nothing to any scene because she straight up does not have a personality beyond being vaguely supportive.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It really irks me how close the story in this game got to greatness. You could change 1-2 cutscenes in the game and it would be basically perfect. Still the best we've gotten in years, but man.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >best we've gotten in years
      It doesn't hold a candle to FFXIV moron.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it definitely does because there isn't 120 hours a filler before the "good part"

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          XVI is all filler until the end. XIV essentially has gold mines littered throughout each expac. Extremely difficult not to find kino.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >XVI is all filler until the end
            Absolutely not, you are moronic

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >replying to the mmo obsessed moron

              come on now

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >shilling for a game based entirely off an MMO and designed like an MMO, and has unskippable cutscenes
                Lol

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >hasn't played the game

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >hasn't played XVI or XIV

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                what the frick was her problem?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Extreme narcissism

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >has unskippable cutscenes
                You didn't play the game, moron

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        MMOs are not real games.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        XIV is dogshit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You mean the game that’s 13 years old (10 if you want to be generous?)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now I want a Lothric+Lorian fight

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        kino

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      gay wincest should've been the end game not boring ass jill

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm kinda meh on some parts of this game but it's turning out to be a real brainworm. Can't stop thinking about the ending and the song, the characters, the zone music like Sanbreque theme, the hideaway.
      From what I've experienced i think it needs a good editor to trim the fat and make things a little more coherent.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    MOGGED AGAIN

  10. 11 months ago
    Jillfag

    I like her.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's written just like Ysayle where she has a single defining trait and is otherwise meant to serve the story

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    because they forgot to give her a personality or character arc and she's left out of the final battle for no reason

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's useless. She is the weakest Dominant, weaker than Benedikta.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because all characters in XVI have strange faces. The game was somewhat okay, but damn. The characters are looking so dumb.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that a cute feminine girl that ends up with a Chad of man!!!???

    I HATE HER

    I now have to invent and make up baseless accusation so i can ""critique"" and drag this character down without sounding like a mad trannie.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      take your schizophrenia meds

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did i hit too close to home?

        i dont fricking care you transvestit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >baseless accusation

      she literally gets kidnapped twice and shiva does nothing but job
      the first time we see shiva at the very start of the game she gets punched out of the air by titan - that's literally our introduction to her and later she's in chains and we have to inadvertently rescue her

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        SHE IS A WOMEN you fricking dipshit.
        I dont care if she is weak. She doesnt have to be physical capable. Its not a womens job.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Insecurity is not a personality

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >shiva does nothing but job

        She's as weakened as Cid when you get to meet her, you see her almost collapse after the Liquid flame fight, even when you meet her and fight after the prologue she can barely stand.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Weakened as Cid
          Cid, who saves both Clive and Jill the first time they meet, fights all the time with no problem and even joins in the Clive/Benedikta fight, then uses his powers even when mortally wounded and gets back up to save Clive one more time

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cid literally lost fight against Benedikta.
            and Jill only got kidnapped because Hugo and Odin other Dominants then they put anti aether shackles on her so she couldn't escape.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me something about Jill that doesn't relate to/resovles around Clive in some way
      >Gets captured by the Ironblood because Clive fricks up as Ifrit at Pheonix Gate
      >Is captured by Hugo + King Barney because of Clive
      >That's 3 times she's got captured because of Clive
      >Likes flowers because Clive took her to see flowers in their childhood friends moment
      >Knows how to knit and made Clive a handkerchief

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        so you hate her because she isnt a yas queen independet girlboss?

        None of your "points" make her a bad character. Its not her job as a female to be strong. Why are you mad about that? Oh wait, i know already.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >so you hate her because she isnt a yas queen independet girlboss?
          Strawman.

          If I wanted a flat character waifu defined by her hair color, then I'd just watch generic isekai anime. Jill is boring, which makes her bad, which makes her romance seem "lolok"

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            its not a strawmen.

            You literally state you hate her because she acts feminine and girly. You call her a "flat" character becasue she doesnt entertain you female powerfantasy.
            Show haircolor

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              No? I hate her because she doesn't have anything going on outside of Clive, ya illiterate moron.

              There's nothing wrong with knitting or flowers, but she legitimately shows 0 interest in it until Clive does her sidequests, ya dumbass. It's just a token fact thrown in as an excuse for Clive x Jill moments. Jill has nothing going on.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                and now are back again ate the ""invent and make up baseless accusation so i can ""critique"" and drag this character down without sounding like a mad trannie""

                She is not the independent girlboss you want her to be and that is ok. Try to live with it. Being depended is not a flaw when you are female.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I see you didn't take your meds today

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you are the one who takes estrogen.
                Stop projecting

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                the problem is she has no personality. even women who are submissive and loyal to their husbands have some kind of interests or quirks

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The writers of this game and some morons on Ganker definitely subscribe to the idea that "women should be seen and not heard". But Jill is not even very nice to look at.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Take your meds schizo

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Titan beats Shiva at the start of the game because she has no will to fight, while Hugo has just been "motivated" by Benedikta. This is one of the main themes of the game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >headcanon

      lol

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >themes and implication is "headcanon"
        this is why everything you consume has dumbfrick writing

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're literally just making shit up in your head lmao
          just admit shiva stood absolutely no change against titan

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, as I said Shiva stood no chance against Titan because she wasn't fighting willingly

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              it doesn't matter if she gave it her all
              she would still have lost to titan hard
              stop being a simp for a shit character
              hell titan is a fricking simp as well lol

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >a-a-actually it's headcanon the narrator of The Great Gatsby is a gay
            lmao, lol

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              you're literally making shit up
              her job was to hold back titan and she did it by getting her ass beat
              the whole point of the bahamut vs odin scene is to show us that they can't stay fully primed long

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i-i-i-it's headcanon that Severian is a liar
                lol, lmao

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Bahamut v Odin scene ends with Dion going back out to fight though

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes
                i literally said they need breaks during skirmishes

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            you're literally just making shit up in your head lmao
            just admit shiva stood absolutely no change against titan

            >1 minute apart
            kek

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              counting is hard huh

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't eve know who the frick you are.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    she shows very very very little personality and agency. she does nothing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's nothing wrong with that. Women are physically and intellectually inferior to men, they role is to bear children and secure the existence of our species.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >rentfree
        >take your meds
        >blah blah blah

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't hate her, I'm just disappointed

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    jill/shiva do NOTHING useless
    people say she helped with liquid flame but what the frick does ifrit care about some lava
    and with the parted ocean we've seen ifrit fly around without phoenix so he could've just jumped outta there and made it way to the ship but we needed that beach scene i guess

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    MMO devs = MMO quality = Do not Play
    -> MMO quality art direction
    -> MMO quality character art
    = Ugly Art
    = Do not Play = Disdain Ugly Character

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cos she's not real.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think there's anything wrong with Jill's character being "in love with Clive".
    After 13 years of constant suffering, she was ready to die.
    Clive not only saved her, but also granted her revenge against her abusers.
    Until that point, she had nothing to live for.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing wrong with it, but it makes for a terribly boring character

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >chris redfield and jill
    >clive rosfield and jill

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really hate to use this term because it's one of those words you gays use for literally anything, but I honestly feel like every character produced by squeenix since Advent Children looks utterly soulless. Including remakes of already established characters.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    daughterfu downgrade

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >waifugays malding people don't like their ugly generic damsel in distress

    kek midchads rise up

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      show haircolor

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't, she's just boring. I'd take her over any female character the west is pumping out these days but still, just dull.

      She ended up being pretty moronic
      >No I can't build the airship because people would use it for war
      If you didn't make breakthroughs because they might be used for war then you'd never do anything. Metalwork? Used for war. Chocobo taming and riding? Used for war. Masonry, carpentry, herbalism? Used for war. It's stupid.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She gets even more moronic
        >But I already did the work so... I'm gonna hide the plans and come up with an obvious riddle so some treasure hunters in the future will find my airship plans! Tehehehe!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know, that was the cherry on top of the dumbfrick decision cake
          >Instead of personally overseeing the creation of the airships, I will just leave it to whoever finds my plans! Will they be evil? Who care lmao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      cool historical realism in this design

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ikr its like im playing a jrpg

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >eww a girl

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            more like
            >why is this person I've never met hugging me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      who's mid mother?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        unknown - just says shes adopted

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would love to theorize about who's mid mother, but then again, this franchise suffers from sameface syndrom, so yeah

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Benedikta

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Tarja

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait a minute is Gav literally just Pippin Took

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because she barely did anything, so much for being the Shiva's dominant, Gav was more of a main character than her.
    >Captcha: SADWHY

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We're going to the most dangerous continent in the world, overrun by akashic and beastmen
      >Takes Joshua, a sickly kid who coughs blood everytime he even uses a whiff of his Pheonix powers
      >Takes a Gav, an absolute normie
      >Stay behind Jill!
      >Clive values Gav more than Jill on the most dangerous expedition so far

      Just absolutely mogged by everyone else in the story

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Protecting women and keeping them out of harm is... bad?!

        ok
        I bet your are one of these mentally ill who had no problem with seeing pregenant women on the frontline in tlou2

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yuri trannies malding because people are happy that a cute feminine hetero women was put in a videogame in 2023

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love her

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Quentin becomes post-war ambassador
    Man, these side quests actually do build up to stuff. Just very slowly and tediously

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think another reason why the story fell off is because Cid died.
    Clive wasn't an interesting enough character to carry the story on his back.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      everyone calling clive cid was pretty jarring too

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought having "Cid" become a title was fun, because that is sort of what it is between FF games as well. That said it sucked to lose the character, Ralph Ineson really did well

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He definitely needed more time to gradually grow into the character he becomes, and Cid was a great instrument in that. But they clearly favored the GoT style of killing off chars earlier than you expect.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, part of the reason the middle feels slow is because there isn't that bantering presence around for a good chunk. I think they could have had Byron or Joshua come into the story a bit earlier to take the "Cid" spot a bit sooner after his death.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cid prequel DLC would be nice. Would give us more Benedikta as well, and maybe Barnabas as he decides to go all-in on Ultima (or at least when he reveals that to his Lord Commander)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like Clive enough, but yeah, Cid hard carries every scene he's in, with extreme ease too.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    boring as frick

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't hate her just indifferent
    she's your typical bland nothingburger love interest in FF games

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      so you like girlbosses?

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    who hives a shit about twitter?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn hag! Needs correction!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smug c**t.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i want a highborn wife who never ages

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally the embodiment of STOP LIKING EVIL WOMEN

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think they were kinda stuck between a rock and a hard place with Jill, on one hand you want to have her being uber supportive and understanding in cutscenes, and on the other you want to have her be a bantering travel partner. There would be a major tonal inconsistency in her character if she was ragging on Clive outside of cutscenes. She says shit like "impressive!" sometimes after a combo but I really wonder if they could've done it up more to be more, in your face, I guess.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a good chunk of it. I am loathed to use FFXV as a positive example, but they had battle banter to help flesh out the characters.

      Persona, Tales, and even fricking Star Ocean do a better job of fleshing out the supporting task and giving everyone a moment to shine outside of sidequests.

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i never liked her design since her reveal
    her face is off and her outfit looks like a low level XIV set
    as a character she's just your typical supporting trope who does nothing but get kidnapped - even 2 feet away from mc

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      who dis

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        preggo sexxo

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Edda
          Uncanny valley shit that looks like it was created by a drunk Korean dev.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No those are just the stacy Waloeder genes

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hitting on a woman still pregnant with her dead husband's child

          Not cool, Gav. Not cool.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            He just can't wait to fill the belly the second time

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was very odd when he got drunk and said he's gonna be a father when Edda is getting close to giving birth

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gav's wife

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gav's newfound wife

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    mouth too high
    lips too pursed
    chin too big
    hair is shit

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So who was this housewife with her two sons at the end?
    It couldn't have been Jill, because the hair color is different.
    Maybe descendants of Jill

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They might just be random people.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dog is called Bahamut and also looks like young Torgal
        >they have book written by "Joshua"
        >the sons refer to a play that Clive recited with his uncle Byron
        Can't be a coincidence

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    XVI sucked, XV didn't look so bad in retrospective.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      XVI has its flaws, but XV is still shittier than XVI.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >in retrospective

      in retrospect*
      why is it always esls who defend that trash fire that is ffxv

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only good characters in the game are gav, uncle byron, and medicine girl.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      there are lots of great characters
      i really ended up liking dion a lot as well
      also use her fricking name if you like her so much
      i bet she ends up being leviathaqn

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      gav and byron became my bros within 10 seconds of their appearance.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Benedikta is a fun villain with links to like almost all the cast and they waste her super early. I’ll never not be mad.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought she'd survive and end up begrudgingly coming around to Clive's side after Cid dies. But I guess that is more or less what they do with Dion, so maybe they didn't want to pull that trick multiple times and make the game feel bloodless. If Clive doesn't kill Benedikta then the only Dominants he kills are Hugo and Barnabas.

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the side quests suck ass Ganker

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they do, even the ~~*good ones*~~ have shit writing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't do all of them, they're not bad

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >replying to such weak bait

        be better

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      eh they get a bit better at the end. i hated the dude in sandBlack person town tho. skipped all that homie's shit. not even lord underhill could save it for me.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >replying to such weak bait

        be better

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the Northreach ones were much worse

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Phillipe is a real one

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          the chloe one was fricked up along with the dog quest. the veil stuff was awful, yeah, but at least there was jealous jill.

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gives you the best ability in the game right before sex
    I love her

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      she doesn't give you lightning rod tho

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shiva's dodge is way more broken for anyone who can precision dodge

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >needing to dodge at all

          shivashitters lmao

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >not playing high mobility builds and styling on everyone with your superior APM
            You're the shitter
            Imagine choosing to play stuck around some rod kek

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >not parrying everything

              NO U are the shitter
              imagine relying on girl power kek

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                moron, dodge freeze time comps are literally made to enable constant parries too
                Without having to stand around like a b***h

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                shush shivashitter
                only titanchads and bahamutbros can reply to me

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >plays standing still
                Kek get your hands and eys checked slowpoke
                Shiva Garuda chads spit on you and any boss in this game

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes real men stand their ground

                also
                YWNBAW

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cope harder 2 button gay
                Real men play high mobility builds

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Edit Titan and Ifrit in that and you'll have the Titan fight.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's exactly how an action game enjoyer plays, arthritis tard
                All the mobility you can get plus animation cancel

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >needs to zip around like some moron playing FFXV

                HA HA HA HA

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gets farmed by 999999 explosions like the moronic Titan user he is
                HAHAHAHAHAHA
                A Shiva Garuda player is actually untouchable on the ground and in the air

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you know titan block can parry projecting with zero damage right

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You get shat on by circle aoe spam moron, a staple attack for any endgame boss or S hunts

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                nah parry those too don't be a pussy

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kek moron that's not how this game works, you're supposed to dodge the circle spam aoe and fly into the boss' face as they cast it to keep up your dps
                Your Titan shit is clunky, useless, extremely slow garbage

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you're supposed to

                look at this sheep

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, you're supposed to be mobile and keep your dps up during those, to finish the fight faster
                Keep getting hit by circle spam, Kucka tard

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Keep getting hit by circle spam

                yes like a real man
                you prancing nancy

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >actually getting hit
                Kek enjoy never beating hard mode, Kucka tard

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You sound like a b***h that can't parry for shit.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You sound like you're literally disabled and can't press more than 2 buttons in a second kek

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cold snap
      >diamond dust
      jill best and most useful girl!

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't hate her, I'm just gay

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    she looks like an NPC
    it's an insultingly bad design

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The real travesty is Barnabas.

    The only good thing about him turned out to be his soundtrack.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He seemed interesting, then got boring with the deadpan Ultima is my God I have no free will thing, but I think he came back around during his fight as you realize that isn't true, he is just bored and unchallenged

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that the writers literally emptied Barnie's kingdom by the time we get to visit it was such a mind-boggling letdown I almost took a break from the game.

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there are Bearerlovers posting in this very thread

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She has no character, she has no self agency, she's fricking boring, and all she does is stand around being an orbiter for Clive.
    She should've been cut altogether from the game, Cid, Gav and even the fricking dog, has more chemistry with Clive than her.
    And the whole "Clive would've committed suicide without her" memery is bullshit, because that was only when Cid locked him up and was begging For to kill him after freaking out that he was Joshua's "killer"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clive goes emo multiple times and Jill gets him BACK UP multiple times throughout the game anon. One time literally.

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why
    stupid + empty + boring + moronic face + flat ass

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >does it pain you that you will not inherit your father's throne?
    >i have suffered worse
    what has he been through

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you mean? I fricking love her. Best girl because she tried really hard for Clive to finally start sexing her. No other female protag comes close.

    Literally Clive's backbone in multiple instances of the story. Anyone who hates her just hates her because she's not showing skin like Mid.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think she needed to be anything more than Clive's kind, supporting waifu. She got her revenge against Imreann and makes Clive a lovely picnic by the lake as thanks, what more do these greedy c**ts want?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what more do these greedy c**ts want?
        I like my women with more agency and less slavey with her baggage.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go back to licking Lightning's stinky pussy toriyama

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I think punching an evil god in the face for 99999 damage is kino.

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not really her fault. There is a lack of party members. They expect Clive to carry bylut he doesn't. And his only companions are jill and not-redx. Imagine if clouds only companions where tifa and redx. And barret died in midgar. Yah...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >There is a lack of party members
      That's not it.
      There is lack of party banter. They could've recorded tons more dialogue and coded it to play as you explore the world and enter certain quests.
      Basically we could've had Jill getting jealous or talking about yummy pies with Clive every day.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Clive knows what sex is now, I can't let him out of my sight
        It is odd that they spent so much time recording voiced gossip dialogue for all the random NPCs hanging out in the world, but didn't do the same for voiced gossip from your party members. Would have gone a long way to making Jill a bit more lively.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She does get jealous at one point. When you talk to isabelle and she tries to flirt with you, if she is in your party she will say smth snippy to let the head prostitute know that clive is hers

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know. That was a main quest. We could've had party banter like that throughout the whole game.

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't Jill and Clive have sex in Eikon form? Imagine Shiva taking BIC

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not running phoenix and titan only

    you didn't beat the game

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clive is too nice for the relationship with Jill to work very well dramatically. If you want a passive female character then the protag needs to be a Tidus type. As it is the love story is just nice and comfy, but that doesn't leave a huge impression

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking hate Titan users. You parrying everything is not manly. It's stupid.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Titan can't even parry anything. Gets mogged by numerous aoe attacks in the game.

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what a cute ending

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She spends literally the entirety of the game lusting avec Clive's dick it's fricking crazy he waits until they're both in their 30s before fricking like WHAT THE FRICK ARE YOU DOING?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >WHAT THE FRICK ARE YOU DOING
      Keeping you entertained

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Keeping you entertained
        She's as entertaining as those drinky desk birds, she could've been removed from the game altogether and Clive's mission and story wouldn't have changed.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I actually think Clive's mission would be a lot easier if she didn't exist.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's the only character who is somewhat able to tether the MC despite his extreme martyr and messiah complex.
          If she wasn't there there'd be no ambiguity whatsoever about Clive dying in the end.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If she wasn't there there'd be no ambiguity whatsoever about Clive dying in the end.
            Not entirely true, you don't need to have a useless character around to point out ask an audience "ooooo is x dead or not?"

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's not the point. Jill is essentially the only person Clive promises to come back to and their relationship unironically has lore to make his ending feel hopeful as opposed to plain tragic.
              Without her making him want to survive and live a normal life, he'd really be just a superhuman martyr and a messiah.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he'd really be just a superhuman martyr and a messiah.
                Oh no??

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then Clive is an idiot for seeing anything in Jill. She has no personality. No interests, no quirks, no identifiable features at all. I can't tell you what she likes, what she wants, what she behaves like. There's nothing.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I see what's up here. Clive will never hug you anon.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Clive is too spikey, hugging him looks uncomfortable.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shes pretty and isnt annoying. Thats sll men need in reallife too

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Then Clive is an idiot for seeing anything in Jill. She has no personality. No interests, no quirks, no identifiable features at all. I can't tell you what she likes, what she wants, what she behaves like. There's nothing.

                Just how Ganker likes em, BLAND.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                At least Rei gets really cheeky now and then with Shinji and Asuka, Jill doesn't even have that much personality.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If Jill was the clone of Clive's mother using the genetic information of the second angel who lived alone and had zero friends and only ever did what she was told because her Father figure wanted to frick her 14 year old clone of his wife's dicky as a prelude to using her as a tool for starting a world ending event meant to reshape all human life as we know it so that he could bring back his "dead" wife who had only been using him for her own plan to survive the inevitable forced evolution of humanity, then I'd be more understanding.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You could pretty much say the same for Rosa, Tifa or Luna. This is just a common way that FF handles it's female love interests. If she were wearing a skimpy outfit with big breasts no one would be complaining about this.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I can't tell you what she likes
                Snow daisies, the sunrise and delicious food.
                >what she wants
                Atonement and a new life away from this fricked land.
                >what she behaves like
                Generally reserved, caring but with a dose of dry humour.

                Could you tell what Cid likes except for smoking by the way? Kek.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Blondes

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Chicks, maybe men, drinking, helping the unfortunate, building his little secret base.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                She also likes sewing and the dress that one npc made for her so much so it's canonical mentioned that she wears the same dress all the time. Youd know this by doing side quests instead you'd rather b***h about how boring the characters are

                I know. That was a main quest. We could've had party banter like that throughout the whole game.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >WOW SHE LIKES SEWING AND SHE MAKES A COMMENT YOU WOULD KNOW THIS IF U PLAYED LE GAME

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >YOU WOULD KNOW THIS IF U PLAYED LE GAME
                More like optional content that's not engaging.

              • 11 months ago
                Jillfag

                She likes breads, soup, ham, pie, and a lot of snacking too if you pay attention. I think Jill is typical girl that loves food in general.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Isn’t she just very emotionally and mentally stunted because of being a war prisoner twice (She was essentially a war prisoner of Rosaria)? She never really got to enjoy the things normal children enjoy because of that and being trained as a noble lady to be sold off to a rich nobleman. She’s just very reserved, proper, and filled with angst.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >she's just very boring, boring, and boring

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You will never be fricked by Clive

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You will never frick Jill

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care
                Clive already did

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah and her being boring is warranted by her past lol. She’s a decent character. You just don’t like her because her breasts aren’t hanging out.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care if it's warranted by her past, she's a boring fricking character. This isn't real life where I can excuse someone's personality due to their past. I'm playing a video game, DO NOT GIVE ME A BORING PROMINENT CHARACTER.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like a you problem. Jill is a fleshed out character and her only problem was there was a lack of dialogue from her outside of cutscenes.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >because her breasts aren’t hanging out
                swear to god this is the only reason people care about Tifa and gave her more credits than she's due

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you're going to be a boring character, giving them huge breasts is a good thing. Jill is boring and has no breasts, what the frick is the point?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care if it's warranted by her past, she's a boring fricking character. This isn't real life where I can excuse someone's personality due to their past. I'm playing a video game, DO NOT GIVE ME A BORING PROMINENT CHARACTER.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >See some twittergay complaining about Jill
                >Their profile is full of porn retweets
                Many such cases.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You just don’t like her because her breasts aren’t hanging out.
                That was already proven when pic related was posted and suddenly everyone liked Jill. Of course that was only their initial genuine reaction and now they would probably deny it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick you, Clive laughing his ass off when Jill goes on a tangent about bread and ham was some funny shit

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, that was great. Got any other great scenes like that? No you don't.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jill rolling her eyes at Clive when Cid tells them to behave.
                Jill getting jealous of madame.
                Jill playing along with Byron's claims that Clive is a shit liar.
                Jill almost stabbing Annabella right there when b***h talks shit to Clive.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                All those scenes can be condensed into 30 seconds out of a 30 hour main story. You're done.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                t. salty lightninggay

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't like lightning either, schizo. Imagine making up scenarios in your head to justify your shit taste.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's on the game generally having too little party banter
                Jill gets as much as you can get
                More than anyone in the game actually if you count the romance buildup scenes

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, no shit its on the game, did you think I was blaming you?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You hyper scrutinize Jill's character in particular though
                When she has plenty of interactions and plays the role of being cute with Clive well

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because she has the most screen time next to Clive. If they couldn't do her right, why would I talk about the other characters? Of course they're also shit. Minus Cid, I did like him.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Because she has the most screen time next to Clive
                Yes, and that screen time is dedicated to them openly pining and re-connecting until the inevitable collision
                Jill is Clive's light of hope for a better life

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like a bunch of boring garbage.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You sound lonely and frigid anon kek

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You sound boring and butthurt anon kek

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah but I'm bored by you
                Have sex

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                This wasn't a tag team match, get ChatGPT out of here.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're utterly moronic.
                This game makes people feel hyped with 2 scenarios exactly:
                >Soken boss battle track starts playing
                >Clive and Jill orbiting each other
                Check any bloody stream chat in existence.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >check any bloody stream chat in existence
                Why did you K.O yourself?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Keep seething, contrarian homosexual.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                NO ONE GIVES A SHIT, DO YOU KNOW WHAT BORING MEANS DUMBASS?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          If she wasn't in the game Clive would've an hero'd after the Joshua revelation. I don't know why people think every character needs to solo an Eikion on their own to have a purpose.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't know why people think every character needs to solo an Eikion on their own to have a purpose.
            No one said this, they want her to have an actual purpose. I don't know where people get this "She saved Clive from suicide!" BS from though, she did frick all for that, Cid was the one that kept him grounded during that revelation.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I dont know anon, maybe the fact that Clive literally says himself that he couldn't have gone through it without her.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he couldn't have gone through it without her.
                That doesn't mean he was going to commit suicide.

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think jill's fine, she's just a companion character like torgal, but talks and is clive's loyal love interest. she's not annoying or offensive. i rarely enjoy female personalities though, hated tifa and aerith. also disliked mid, very annoying, reminded me of lyse.

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    parrychads where we -ACK

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beside being insanely boring, Jill does literally jack shit the entire game. It's actually distracting because you'll be there fighting for your life and Jill is just on the sideline being fricking useless. It's impossible not to think "hey what the frick are you doing Jill" for all the fights where she's around

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone was talking shit about Joshua being weak, but at least he got stronger the more he used his powers

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even if he wasn't strong, at least he attempts to help basically every time he's around. Jill just stares at you fight and SOMETIMES throws some ice around so you can escape.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Clive having a fricking seizure while Typhon is trying to grab him
      >Torgal tries to defend him
      >Jill just stands there until Cid had to use the last of his strength to seal Typhon

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>Jill just stands there until Cid had to use the last of his strength to seal Typhon
        And don't forget how she just stands there and stares at Cid when he's hanging on for dear life from that broken bridge

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jill has long drained herself and would've likely died if she actually participated vs Typhon or Bahamut. Against Bahamut definitely.
      And if she died, Clive would go full psycho and never win against Ultima.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Jill has long drained herself and would've likely died
        Joshua is coughing blood the entire game and he helps. Jill has no excuse.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She didn't have any problems to fully prime and create a wall so Clive & co could escape from Barnabas.
        And then she gets kidnapped.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          See, Barnabas is deliberately written to "keep Clive alive" and by extension Jill because she's the best lure for Clive.
          Crazy mode Bahamut nuked a city, he would've very likely killed Shiva.
          Ultima was also very wienery at the start instead of trying to dissect Clive's entire personality, and would've likely just killed Jill as well.

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She gets mog by her boyfriend's mom

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's just like tifa, only reason she exists to have sex with mc and have coomer go wild

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A dog saves Clive's life more times than the dominant of the Eikon of Ice. A dog.

  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he needs to play with a mobility scooter

    lol
    lmao

  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Joshua is a girl she would be mogged so hard

  73. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    GARUDA WANKERS

  74. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a cosmetic option for clive? I don't like his hair, it's really distracting me

  75. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't hate her. I don't feel enough for her to hate her. She's just kinda there. She's Luna if Luna had more screentime which still makes her bland, and unlike someone like Tifa her looks don't make up for it. I'm surprised everyone didn't see this coming with how FFXIV typically handles it's females.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm surprised everyone didn't see this coming with how FFXIV typically handles it's females.
      Where does this kotaku homosexualry come from. If anything FFXIV is too skewed towards females. In ARR 3/3 city state leaders are female and yugiri, in HW you have ysayle, matoya, and krile. SB is female city with alisae, fordola, lyse, yotsuyu, even minor shit like your steppe guide cirina is female. ShB has Feo being a deus ex machina, Lyna being the head of the guard, shtola running heading a cult with her pet simp, EW wanks Venat into high heaven with her subverted mirror Athena being the primary raid antagonist just to show how cool venat is

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >her pet simp
        Is it really simping when she's said several times that she wants to find a way back to that simp?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It comes from Minfillia getting captured in ARR despite her ending up being Jesus Christ and saving the multiple worlds as her arc concludes but not before become a wholly new character that has an entire raid dedicated to her getting a goth gf. I like how you forgot ryne entirely, just shows you how much extremely relevant females are. I’d toss in Ameliance too since moms in nip media are usually dead or do nothing.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I suppose I should have said "Like FFXIV has been handled in the last couple of years" since as of ShB the game is skewed towards males being relevant. The re-intro of G'raha was the biggest thing, and when EW came along it's basically been nothing but husbandos while females are put in the background unless their name is Alisaie. The only other relevant girl was Venat and she was killed off harder than any other character in the franchise, and Athena's raid line is hard fujobait. Oh and I guess Zero if she even really counts as a girl.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >she was killed off
          Venat is treated with more reverence than any character in the entire game.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's why she had to have her soul evaporated, so she can't even appear as a spirit like Emet and his boy toy do. Compare to G'raha now who was brought back as what is practically a totally different character who now stalks you.

            According to your logic the writers hate little brothers because joshua dies, nevermind how important he is or how good his scenes are. He dies so that’s that.

            He doesn't though and even aside that's less the point, more that she's pretty much the only relevant female in EW that isn't Alisaie.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >but she le died
              Cringe. She is given more respect than literally any fricking character. We get it, you’re a braindead coomer.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          According to your logic the writers hate little brothers because joshua dies, nevermind how important he is or how good his scenes are. He dies so that’s that.

  76. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t judge final fantasy characters based on fan opinions. Like it’s been nearly two decades and you guys still swap the personalities of Tifa and Aerith based off their job/appearance when it’s supposed to be subverted.

  77. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because frankly all she brings to the table is the protagonist's right to have sex
    Now that's all fine and dandy but it's best you do something else besides that
    Look at Mariendorf from LoGH for example, essentially same role as Jill but done far better

  78. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that last torgal quest
    awww

  79. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She never gets to shine as Shiva, loses every fight she's in on the rare occasion she primes at all, and refuses to help in obvious situations. She has reasons for refraining to use her power but the writer could have easily remedied that. Even then, Joshua is also in a terrible state and even he gets off his ass and helps. Even ignoring her wasted potential as an asset the game doesn't really do anything with her as a character She feels out of place, both in-game and in-universe. She's a third wheel in every cutscene she's in, her reunion with Joshua and Byron feels like an afterthought and no one really seems to care for her. The game doesn't really bother to give her much backstory or goals and desires and she's always alone.

    She was taken from her real home and never quit fit in even in her adopted one. She's so thirsty for companionship that she basically throws herself at Clive the moment they meet again despite them barely knowing each other as adults. I'm not sure how much of it was intentional but I got the impression
    she's the most pitiful character in the story.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Even then, Joshua is also in a terrible state and even he gets off his ass and helps.
      That was pretty awful writing and Joshua was a borderline sue up until Ultima finally killed him off.

  80. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Dion saying that his father used to be a good man and emperor meant to be him coping or did the game forget that Sylvestre was the cause of the Phoenix Gate incident?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is cope from Dion. His father complex stops him from seeing that he is just being used by the Emperor.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was good to his people, at least. Anabella's corruption could've started with Phoenix Gate, too.

  81. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly without her showing up during fight it's so easy to forgot she is part of the group lmao most of the time she doesn't even speak

  82. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's over Jillbros...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      true. not even shitposting. jill is very badly written

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      she should start by being pretty

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She has the dorkiest cutest smile though

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't played the game because I don't have PS5. Is this people overreacting or was the main girl in FF16 especially bad? Like compared to Rinoa, Garnet, Yuna, and other princess archetype how does she compare.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's shafted from any spotlight, she didn't even join you in the final battle
        I think it's the first FF that has the heroine sitting back at home while you fight the last boss

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn. Is there a real party member in this game or do we just control Clive throughout

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Torgal is best

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            the later
            the 'party' do follow you around temporarily but they dont event talk during side quests

  83. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because she's the ugliest female character in her own game despite being the main girl. Don't even let me start on her characterization or the lack thereof.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >duchess
      looks like a rat, literally the reason why clive had a meme no-jaw-at-all profile as a teen
      >mid
      can hear her shrill ass voice though the screenshot
      >npc chick
      looks dead
      >jote
      drone face always on, emotes a million times less than jill
      >jill
      perfect in comparison to all of the above

  84. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    EWWW

    WHY THEY DIDN'T MAKE HER LOOK LIKE EASTERN EUROPEAN BLONDE BIMBO WITH BIG breasts AND IN loose DRESS

  85. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    None of the females fared well in the game. Benedikta's backstory with Cid or her encounter with the king of Waluigi are never explored, Annabella ceases to be a character after the prologue, Tarja and Charon never got much of anything and poor Jote got literally cucked by Clive.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      And I forgot Mid. She's not much of anything except annoying. Reminds me of Sera from Dragon Age.

  86. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does she compare to Tifa, Rinoa, Garnet, Yuna, Penelo, Lightning and Luna in the boring-o-meter

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Basically Luna but worse because at least Luna only gets a couple minutes of screentime to do anything, Jill is there the ENTIRE TIME and does genuinely nothing.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jill does more than all the fat slavering c**ts in this thread that would still eat her ass raw if they had the chance, you included homosexual.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          ...Are you advertising your article? I don't understand the defense.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          that has to be a satirical article...

          >looks at profile pic
          fricking hell i don't think it is

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The better question would be how did they make all those girls work while completely failing with Jill

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Tifa
        Sex appeal

        >Rinoa
        Rinoa isn't popular

        >Garnet
        >Yuna
        Their characters aren't defined by the MC

        >Penelo
        She's basically the same as Jill

        >Lightning
        >Luna
        Only one person likes Lightning and Luna respectively

  87. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't.

  88. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only girl prettier than Jill was Benedikta and she was literally the prostitute of almost every country in Valisthea.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Benedikta looks like zidane

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, if you're blind

  89. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish the writers had went harder on Jill's vengeful streak. Those moments where she confronted Imreann and the seconds leading up to her killing him and giving that pseudo-speech right after Clive destroyed the mothercrystal was one of the good, but very rare, moments she had.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I wish the writers had went harder on Jill's vengeful streak.
      They probably thought that would put some people off a bit. Love interests in these kind of games tend to be as inoffensive as possible, meaning they can't really show traits such as that.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd rather have a character that is "offensive" but interesting instead of one that's inoffensive as possible which leads to them having little to zero impact on the player.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then look for side characters. I suppose the idea is Japs don't like that, they want 'perfect' demure/genki waifus. Jill being a childhood friend doesn't help since that's typically used as a device to establish a love interest without giving her much development.

  90. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't hate her, but I was extremely disappointed because I wanted to like her after the demo but the game gave me absolutely no reason to.

  91. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the moaning when Clives takes Jill's power
    Bruh

  92. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Considering how many ties Benedikta had via Cid, Barnabas, and Hugo I didn't expect her to just completely get put down so quickly and early into the game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was the only antagonist who had any character development and the game goes downhill after she dies, when Cid goes afterwards as well it goes full nosedive as there's no character with any charm or personality left.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we never got cid and schizo barnabas kino
        feels bad

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was really expecting her to live even just a bit longer so we could get more details on her past with Cid. Even after her death but before Cid kicks the bucket we don't get anymore insight.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        is this true?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          no - i like cid a lot but there are some great characters in this game

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. Both story and characters basically disintegrate after Drake's Head.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's a shame

  93. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked her when I played the demo.

  94. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I hadn't committed to doing all the sidequests, they hurt the pacing of the main story so much

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's true. It doesn't help that even the main story has a lot of fetch quests in it. Even the rewards are shit. That said I think they actually did a better job than most games, which often end up drowning you in quests. There's only a handful of sidequests between major story moments so even I could somehow suffer through them.

      Until the end anyway where the game sees fit to throw 10+ quests at you when you're supposed to head to the final battle.

  95. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it was stupid there wasn't any scene of Barnabas and Cid interacting at all, not even a flashback.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cid prequel DLC

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought their selling point for this game was that the game would need no DLC to fill out the story, fricking wankers

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even if they make DLC it would be pointless. Like XV the game has a lot of structural issues that are impossible to fix with DLC. Especially the kind of DLC that is completely separate from the main game and needs to be accessed via menu and shit. Like seriously what the frick do I care about Cid prequel DLC after the fact?

  96. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Character popularity based on the number of likes on the official twitter account:

    Jill (35.3K)
    Clive (32.7K)
    Joshua (28.3K)
    Cid (22.3K)
    Dion (20K)
    Benedikta (17.5K)
    Barnabas (14.6K)
    Hugo (12.9K)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jillbros..

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is her face always so shiny it stands out in cutscenes sometimes, its distracting

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      fake and gay

  97. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like this scene. It's so tense and serious. And then when it ends, you immediately hear the happy Hideaway music.

  98. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So Clive is 99% alive, right?

    That extra quest with Jill where she says he'll always come back to her as long as the sun rises and the fact that magic is gone so he can't petrify completely make it pretty clear despite CBU3 trying to be cheeky with their fade outs.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it's so clear, why are you 1% unsure?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The 1% are the previously established rules of that crystal sickness thing.

        While magic still existed at least, the curse didn't stop at the user's arms. It kept spreading even if the person wasn't using magic anymore simply because they had overexerted themselves so much before.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >trying to be cheeky
      They just did that shit to make people talk about the ending, it's forced as frick.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >forced soul
        >forced nostalgia
        >forced discussion

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's fricking hilarious that people who skipped side quests all think he's dead

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      + the Harpocrates side quest where he gives you the Quill

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        um bro his dominant hand was petrified he ain't writing shit even if he did live checkmate

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Clive is right handed dipshit

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He wields his sword with his right hand so he's right-handed. The only thing he can't do is hug Jill full force anymore kek.

  99. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    After post-EW MSQ and FFXVI I will never trust CBU3 again

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >post-EW MSQ
      So less than 10% out of the entire MSQ.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not liking Zero's rehabilitation and journey to recover her humanity

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      *tips hat*

  100. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    By far the most boring heroine. I'm almost ashamed to put her next to Yuna, Tifa, or even Refia.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you put her next to Yuna? Yuna is good

  101. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand why people don't understand why Jill couldn't join the final battle. It's because Clive had to take Shiva's powers and if she did transform to Shiva she would have most likely gone out of control considering they were going in a very aether densed place.

    Did you guys actually understand what was happening or are you guys like Kotaku that have been trying for months to cancel FFXVI?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The power of friendship surprisingly fails. Also, Jill was clearly pregnant before they left.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know they wrote it that way on purpose so she'd be useless right? It makes sense but it was still a deliberate choice the writers made. If Dion could control his prime form there's no reason why Jill couldn't.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you see how powerful Bahamut was? And it was obvious he was going to die. They were all there to die. They expected that to happen.
        >You know they wrote it that way on purpose so she'd be useless right?
        No shit. You have to write something to actually make something. What did you expect writers to do? Pull shit out from thin air and whatever it was that was what is was supposed to be?

        For the 5 years after Cid the 1st died the game said it was Jill doing all the Eikon work because Clive couldn't transform for shit. Tarja even warned her that a little more and she was at the verge of finally succumbing to death.

        >I don't understand why people don't understand why Jill couldn't join the final battle
        People are complaining that the writers wrote it that way. "She couldn't do it because of (in-game story reason)" is irrelevant because the writers could just make up any excuse if they wanted to, it's not like the rest of the game is very consistent. For example the only reason the Phoenix Blessing exists is because they wanted the player to have more abilities from the start.

        So you guys actually suddenly want the story to not make sense. What? I thought you guys hated the power of friendship trope?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >For the 5 years after Cid the 1st died the game said it was Jill doing all the Eikon work because Clive couldn't transform for shit
          I don't give a fricking shit what the game says, fricking show me. This stupid game is too much tell and not enough show.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            So now you actually agree that Jill actually does something it's just that you didn't get to see.
            That's what you should have said instead of crying about something that would not make sense.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the game said it was Jill doing all the Eikon work because Clive couldn't transform for shit
          why do people gloss over this shit so much in these threads. She's dull for sure but I don't see her being any more ""useless"" than Tifa and Yuna and people love to really oversell the those two characters.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >why do people gloss over this shit so much in these threads.
            Because like other anon said it's a flaw of tell not show. If the writer had actually shown even just small glimpses of moments through flashback or something of her having to carry Clive on her back because he couldn't transform then it would be less likely to escape peoples minds and change peoples perception of her being entirely useless.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's shown during Drake's Breath very explicitly.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Clive (and most of the game really) suffers from this too. It's hard to emphasize with his "woe is me for killing thee" attitude when we never anything from his murder slave days.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is my biggest problem tbh. both Clive and Jill spend so much of the game harping on about how they're monsters and have done such terrible things, but we don't ever get to see them do it or suffer any kind of consequences for it. Feels like a cheap attempt to get you to feel sorry for them without actually having to write stuff.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >suffer any kind of consequences for it
                Did we just forget when Jill was getting dragged around by the Iron Blood around and threatening her with killing a kid? Also when Jill was blasting ice towards the Dhalmeks?

                Clive had 13 years to be a monster as well by doing the Imperials bidding while also thinking he was the one that killed everyone he held dear in Rosaria. Also even Barnabas and Ultima told both of Clive and Jill are hypocrites considering how they just keep on killing just to end the mothercrystals.

                It was all there. I played the game so I remember those moments.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't understand why people don't understand why Jill couldn't join the final battle
      People are complaining that the writers wrote it that way. "She couldn't do it because of (in-game story reason)" is irrelevant because the writers could just make up any excuse if they wanted to, it's not like the rest of the game is very consistent. For example the only reason the Phoenix Blessing exists is because they wanted the player to have more abilities from the start.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jill stayed back to give us a hopeful ending. If she had died there along with Joshua Clive would've gone batshit insane and lost everything to Ultima in a heartbeat.

  102. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't. I unironically love boring feminine damsel in distress type characters.

  103. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So are there any secret bosses in Ng+?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >are there any secret(s)
      lmao

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ifrit always looks so confused and kind of goofy in this

  104. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw we're going to get more Garuda probably maybe

  105. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mfw I cracked the ending.
    Jill cries at Metia's light fading because at that exact moment all magic disappeared and she was unable to feel Clive's presence anymore.
    But the moment dawn came she felt hope that he'll come back as he always does, which has nothing to do with magic.

  106. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was the deal with Benedikta's amulet? It was never explained.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cid gave it to her before he became an outlaw. She kept it because on some level she always cared about him.

  107. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really get it honestly, just got Shiva and I think Jill has been one of the better FF main heroines. My main complaint against her can also be seen as a compliment in that she's just Tifa Blanco.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      unlike Tifa, she wasn't their first sexual awakening if I would guess

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is one of the more mature heroines in the series

      Its true they could have done more with her but that is true for so many characters in FF

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The problem with the game is that the characters are too mature. When I say mature I don't mean killing and sex and shit. I mean they are emotionally and intellectually mature.

        They don't get into drama like how you usually expect from parties in different FF games. Example, when Clive was getting mad about something and Gav goes, "Calm down and let's think about this for a while." Usually what people will expect is the character to even get madder and lost control. But no, Clive just goes, "Yes, I understand."

        Doesn't also help that Clive and Jill seemingly have an innate understanding of each other so much that they don't even have to talk much what they are trying to do anymore. Clive or Jill don't press the issue when one of them wants to do something that is obviously going to harm them. They will protest, but then give way and just say that at the aftermath, they will be there for them.

  108. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like some of the failed QTE animations

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Giwtwm

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Garuda was too hot to be wasted on such a half baked character. I don't think she has more than 10 minutes of screentime in my playthrough. Shit sucks. Game just reminds me of XV again from sheer wasted potential. Instead of fleshing out main story shit they forced you the dames and the eastpool seniles in between which I really couldn't give less of a frick about. Garuda felt like a glorified elite mob instead of The Fearsome Eikon of Wind because of how detached she felt from the story and the lore. She's definitely the one Eikon they wished to remove from the game but decided to left in in the end.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >She's definitely the one Eikon they wished to remove from the game but decided to left in in the end.
        Could have been Shiva.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shiva had it worse than Garuda.
        Ramuh had it worse than Garuda.
        Nobody ever had it worse than Leviathan.

  109. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I reckon some homosexuals forgot Shiva managed to stalemate Titan too (and killed numerous people in the process) because they played that part a while ago during the demo kek

  110. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    where's the XVI merch? I want to be Clive

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can have his ear clip

  111. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't hate her. I don't feel anything about her which is far worse. She's not even a character.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >She's not even a character
      even worse than Luna and Penelo?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, but same tier

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i strongly disagree but you do you anon

  112. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are israelites so ass blatted about a woman acting like a woman

    if you want a woman acting like a man go play horizon slop

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want my woman to be strong and powerful, not...whatever the frick this is

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gets hit by Odin
        >kept in crystal fetters for a while
        >freezes the fricking ocean to help them escape
        >doesn't sleep
        >gives her power to Clive
        >stays awake to get his dick

        The strongest woman in the game unironically.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. The frick are people complaining about. She has saved Clive's ass over and over again and also has been aggressive to get Clive's dick. She did more than Tifa ever did.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's literally one guy anon, don't worry about it too much. See

            Character popularity based on the number of likes on the official twitter account:

            Jill (35.3K)
            Clive (32.7K)
            Joshua (28.3K)
            Cid (22.3K)
            Dion (20K)
            Benedikta (17.5K)
            Barnabas (14.6K)
            Hugo (12.9K)

            people obviously love her outside of this schizobox

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            They wanted Shiva to do something cool but then they would b***h about Jill stealing Clive's kills lmao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jews, anon?

  113. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Jill. Amazing character and very beautiful too. <3

    Only the gay boys that have a crush on Clive don't like her.

  114. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clive is for Gav

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you gays are the reason guys can't just be bros anymore

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            bros can love eachother too

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              unironically the best scene in the game

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I agree, it was the only scene that made me emotional

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                My favorite was this whole sequence. Dion is the goat.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              unironically the best scene in the game

              I agree, it was the only scene that made me emotional

              Agreed. It was sort of like DMC3 that if you have a brother IRL it hit you harder.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have a younger brother so it definitely hit for me

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              This game did the brotherly love quite well but with how little time they actually spend together it's hard to feel invested. Nothing in this game came close to the emotion of pic related for me

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                the facial hair looks so off
                it doesn't suit his face at all

                i cried tears of joy here because the game was nearly over

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gav is banging Tarja.

  115. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU'RE TELLING ME GODITHA DISCOVERED THAT ANNABELLE WAS MOVING HER israeliteELRY OUT OF ROSALITH AND WAS AWARE SHE WAS GOING TO BETRAY ROSARIA TO THE EMPIRE DAYS, FRICKING DAYS, BEFORE IT HAPPENED BUT YOU FAILED TO WARN ELWIN ABOUT IT DESPITE HAVING PROOF OF ANNABELLE'S POTENTIAL DUPLICITY

    WHY EVEN WRITE THE SIDE QUEST THIS WAY IT MAKES THE STORY EVEN STUPIDER

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      please don't think too hard about it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      she was a lowly servant what the frick was she gonna do? It'd be like learning that 9/11 was gonna happen 2 days before but being you and therefore being able to do nothing about it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she was a lowly servant what the frick was she gonna do?

        Tell him. She had nothing to lose by telling him and, Rosaria being the only nation that doesn't treat Bearers like shit, Elwin would be more likely to consider even a lowly servant's warning more seriously.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        THE DUKE HAD SPOKEN DIRECTLY TOO HER ABOUT THE SUPER IMPORTANT INHERITANCE BANDS THAT ELWIN WANTED TO GIVE HIS SONS. SHE WAS ON A FIRST NAME BASIS WITH THE FRICKING BASTARD AND SHE IS THE REASON WHY THE BANDS EXIST TODAY. NO ONE ELSE, APPARENTLY, WAS HAD THE WHEREWITHAL TO DO WHAT THIS LOWLY SERVANT WAS ABLE TO DO AFTER PHOENIX GATE HOW COULD SHE NOT HAVE JUST FRICKING LEFT THE VAULT TO SPEAK WITH HIM OR BETTER YET HOW ABOUT SHE TELL HER BOSS OF THE EVIDENCE AND THEN HER BOSS CAN TELL ELWIN ANNABELLE TOOK ALL HER FRICKING WEALTH OUT OF ROSALITH WHAT DO YOU FRICKING THINK IS GOING TO HAPPEN IF A CEO OF A COMPANY SUDDENLY SELLS ALL THE FRICKING SHARES OF THEIR COMPANY AND YOU DON'T TELL ANYONE ARE YOU SHITTING ME

        I think Elwin knew about it in some way because he wrote a letter to his sons about how he wasn't going to be there forever the day before going to Phoenix Gate.

        >Elwin knew Annabelle would betray him and Rosaria to the Empire and didn't do anything to stop it despite it potentially being the end of him, his duchy, his sons, and all the people of Rosaria
        That's...even worse.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think Elwin knew about it in some way because he wrote a letter to his sons about how he wasn't going to be there forever the day before going to Phoenix Gate.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What? Didn’t she say she found out too late and just managed enough time to grab the stuff and book it AS shit was going down or am I misremembering? Elwin did his will thing because he was going to war to get Drake’s Breath, not because of the treason.

  116. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  117. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clive is going to look like a bum in the inevitable DLC

  118. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally ALL we needed was a one second shot of Jill rubbing her belly at the end and the game would've been 10/10

  119. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Hugo boss battle with him half primed was fricking amazing. Are DMC 5 human vs human fights anywhere near this good? I still have to play 3 and 4 and then I'll be caught up with the story. Looking forward to fighting titan himself

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Are DMC 5 human vs human fights anywhere near this good?
      Actually, no. Because DMC5 has a problem of letting you juggle Vergil outside of DT, so he's basically a sandbag half the time. DMC5 bosses are no where near as good as XVI, and I really liked both games. It's weird because DMC3 correctly understood that you shouldn't be able to juggle Vergil

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Vergil fight in DMC 5 is more intense and filled with brilliant action than all of FFXVI, and I like FFXVI's boss battles a lot

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >more intense and filled with brilliant action
        Vergil's fight in DMC5 is a downgrade compared to DMC3. He's a pathetic pushover even on HaH / DMD, it is just sad to see Vergil getting juggled in the air.
        not to mention he can instantly die to Fause lmfao

  120. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >my enjoyment through all the game is almost exactly picrel

  121. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really thought sleipnir was going to be leviathan before his name reveal. I liked him, but just being a magic talking horse is lame.
    I guess it gives you an early insight into what barnabas is like beneath the tired religious persona.

  122. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you like either of these DLCs?
    >Leviathan unlock
    >Journey to what remains of the Northern Territories

    I think it would be hard to add any sidestories without messing up the plot.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want a DLC about finding Clive on the foreign coast and meeting former Leviathan there, with Leviathan being the main playable character out of the multiple available.
      Can show Leviathan's magic powers via flashback sequences, since magic is gone.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Would you like either of these DLCs?
      no. It'll likely be a prequel DLC with Cid and the events leading up to him abandoning his position as lord commander of Waloed and becoming an outlaw

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want them to bury this disaster and pour everything they have into 17.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        inshallah 17 won't be another disaster

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon I'm sorry, but there won't be a 17, it's over.

  123. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just a little brotherly love

  124. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    FFXVI has one of the best female protags in the series with one of the best gay characters in all of gaming.

    I'd say that's good enough for a lot of people to be happy about.

  125. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can understand the post-time skip side quests not including Jill but the ones while Clive is branded really should have had Jill say stuff. The only time she isn't in the party is when you to Northreach and they could have easily have just included her there. Why does she hang around with Cid during that part? I forget.

  126. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Odin completely useless against anything with a will gauge?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      zantetsuken lv.5 on a staggered enemy is an easy way to get the 50k stagger damage cheevo if you don't already have it.

  127. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Clive feels immense pain anytime he gets new eikon powers
    >with Jill there's no pain and the entire scene looks like a sex metaphor

    What did they mean by THIS?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It means whenever he got powers from a guy he was being fricked in the ass (garuda gave him the strap)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >(garuda gave him the strap)
        Honestly Benedikta does seem like the type to be into pegging

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          not really, she's a deeply submissive women who's hysteric because she's not getting what she wants. I can see Jill be more into that than her to be honest

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't feel anything when Barnabas injected Odin into him.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think Clive experiences the emotions that former Eikon owners felt in that moment, so most of the time it's pain or sadness. He even saw Dion's past.
      With Jill all he felt was love.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it must only hurt if the other person isn't willing

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it must only hurt if the other person isn't willing
        Not true. See the Barnabas power transfer.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's schizo so he was willing

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, Barnie was willing, and Clive still felt extreme pain when he absorbed Odin's power.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              oh yeah well then i dunno
              maybe it's how he succ

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jill fully gave herself to him in more than one way duh

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope Clive got her pregnant, Jill is for handholding, kissus and ovulation

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clive only felt pain because he was not used to it. Notice that he handles it better and better throughout the story. He just checks out during Garuda, while during Titan he doesn't completely lose consciousness

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Clive only felt pain because he was not used to it
        Again, Barnabas proves that wrong. Odin's transfer was one of the most painful.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I guess it's vibe dependant

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clive only feels pain when he's resisting the transfer.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ramuh proves that wrong. Clive was clearly upset there but not in pain.

  128. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    With the way people are b***hing about side quests, you'd think they were throwing you 10 side quests at once. All which require you to pick up shit at different points on the map. Like no it just gives you 2 to 3 at a time. You quickly go to a point and done move about your merry way

  129. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ramuh's entire sub 1 minute screentime is just him casting judgement bolt twice and we never see him again. What the frick is even the point even because I can't even.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah would've been cool to fight him when he's trying to subdue ifrit after garuda and we lose in the cutscene, as much as i hate that trope

      that game has cool shit but sometimes it feels a mess

  130. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look, I don't care about 'strong female characters' or whatever, but if you want your hot bawds to at least be memorable they need to do SOMETHING. ANYTHING.
    Jill, Benedickta, Jote, every woman in this game does nothing. Jote's description is even like "Bro watch out she's super dangerous actually" but if the game didn't TELL me that I would think she hasn't hurt a single person in her entire life.

    I doubt FF16's writers hate women or anything, it's likely more this happened because the game isn't centered around a party but really it's just the Clive and Joshua show and everyone else is along for the ride. Thus everyone else ends up super forgettable.

  131. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss when FF girls weren't so boring and actually felt important instead of being there just to look pretty. We had actual good female characters like Tifa, Aerith, Rinoa, Garnet and Yuna in successive streak. What the frick went so wrong.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >good female characters
      >like Aerith, Rinoa, Garnet
      lol

  132. 11 months ago
    Jillfag

    However i love her character. Simple yet affectionate. Really rare to see traditional female character like this in modern medias. Inb4 if you say she is boring, it just subjective opinion, she wasn't for (you) then.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only lonely virgins like this guy would like Jill because they can self insert themselves into her liking her since she has 0 personality.

      • 11 months ago
        Jillfag

        >implying im a guy

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          YWNBAW

          • 11 months ago
            Jillfag

            t. Virgin and lonely

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              t. Grotesque looking creature

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        nta but this post just reeks of insecurity and sheer projection jesus

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You type like a female, but I need you to understand that YWNBAW

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      People may call you a kissless virgin but keep fighting the good fight jillgay, playable DLC soon hopefully

      • 11 months ago
        Jillfag

        Thankyou anon. Im not kissless virgin because i already experienced all of that, that lake scene i anticipated about really paid off.
        Jill is best girl by the way.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >touches her chest for minutes
          >kisses hand after

          What a gentleman!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          ||i enjoy Jill being subdued in personality so I can self-insert and I'm sure many other anons feel the same||

          • 11 months ago
            Jillfag

            I would frick Jill, anon.

  133. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you'd think they were throwing you 10 side quests at once

    Amusingly enough that's exactly what the game does right when you're supposed to head to the final boss. For most of the game they are better spaced out but it doesn't change the fact that they're massively unfun. And there is a lot of fast traveling across the map involved. Without the PS5's SSD this game would be an unbearable nightmare to play.

  134. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe I would say this but the main couple in tales of arise was much better than in this game. honestly I'm not even sure if FFXVI is better than tales of arise in the first place. the only things that are actually better in FFXVI are the graphics and the boss battles.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is a stupid comparison because the couple in Tales of Arise had their story revolved around them.
      What the frick people are now actually comparing different shit just to take the piss out of Jill. The story did not revolve around Jill and Clive. It never did.
      Holy shit you guys are morons for making this kind of comparisons.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well maybe it should have. Ever thought about that?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everything is getting compared to XVI it's so moronic and insane. There's a literal granblue thread started up comparing it to XVI. The seethe is unreal

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't jsut mean their stories, but Shionne had so much personality, she was sassy, was obsessed with food, liked laughing at stupid things, the classic tales sketches gave her a lot of characterization. and her story of being a frigid b***h fit well with her situation and allowed for some good development over time.

        tales of arise is also shit in many ways but I feel it had a lot more potential and better ideas at its core than FFXVI

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      goddamn we're reaching full moron territory with these claims

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No because Alphen was barely a character.

  135. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  136. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no....

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was it rape?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Joshua upset he'll die a virgin unlike his older brother kek

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >noooooo! You have to let Jill suffer from eikon aids! How could you rob her of her choice?! Doesn't matter she did it out of love for you!
      This scene was weird as frick. It did actually feel like Joshua was just jealous of Clive hooking up with Jill. But then Joshua has no ground to stand on, since he never tried to rescue either of them and he didn't even smash Jote.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's kinda upsetting so many of you people misunderstood that scene. Joshua was simply mad because Clive is trying to save the world on his own, wanting to shoulder all of their burdens while coddling them at the same time, which is why he said he will not give him phoenix. Jill is just an excuse for that and has very little to do with the whole scene otherwise. And let's be honest, if Clive were to ask Jill for Shiva, it would indeed be a pretty dick move on his part. Putting he putting Jill on the spot and forcing her to make a really hard choice she really shouldn't have to make, of course Joshua has no idea how it went down though.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The funniest part is Joshua still gives him phoenix after dying like a dumb b***h played like a fiddle by Ultima.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Whats the difference between Joshua's previous blessing and his second blessing anyway? It's not like whatever Clive does to people steals their Eikons. They still have them.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >like a dumb b***h played like a fiddle by Ultima
            Clive getting phoenix on itself was never the problem, the whole notion that Ultima needs Clive to have every dominant is wrong since he tried to take him over earlier already, it would just be better if he did, but it's hardly a must.
            Joshua simply doesn't want to give phoenix because then he would have to take a backseat in the fighting and live Clive to carry all their burdens on his own, like Jill did.
            In retrospect Jill was right since Clive needed to have all the power on his own to face Ultima, but of course Joshua wouldn't want to put this kind of pressure on Clive alone.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, I know what the writers meant by the scene. It just felt completely logical for a guy who doesn't burn out when using eikons to gather every other eikon onto himself and use it to save the world.
          I get the feelings part, it's just to me feelings mater a lot less when the stakes are that high.
          Hell, I'd argue that Dion would've lived if Joshua took one for the team and just given Clive his Phoenix or fused with him at the start.

  137. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know that Jill being a nothingburger of a character wasn't a sentiment exclusively parroted here right. Normalgays are shitting on her character too.
    https://kotaku.com/ff16-jill-final-fantasy-xvi-square-enix-re4-ashley-1850587747
    https://gamerant.com/final-fantasy-16-clive-jill-romance-ff10-tidus-yuna-comparison/

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, I don't know if you have realized, but pretty much every anti FF16 sentiment is straight out of woke twitter, this isn't anything new, nor something you should be proud of. It just means you are pozzed as frick.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Anon, I don't know if you have realized, but I have schizophrenia so let me clue you in on my reality.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >posting babby journo articles

      Did you want Clive's dick pounded hard inside you too anon? You fricking sap.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Journalists aren’t people let alone normal people

  138. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    XVI is so bad people are unironically praising Arise now jesas christo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're both 7/10 games pretty much, with a similar setting, similar story, similar main character, similar main heroine. arise has the better characters and FFXVI the better combat and music. nothing more to say

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they're both 7/10 games
        base-
        >similar main character, similar main heroine. arise has the better characters
        oh shit Black person what are you doing

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, they both have a former slave main character who's a tough dude with a heart of gold and they both have fire powers. they also both have a weird mark that they lose later on. although to be fair Jill and Shionne aren't that similar personality wise but they are in design and role

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        XVI is a 6/10 game. Arise keeps going a bit longer before it falls apart.

  139. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >baseless accusation

    she literally gets kidnapped twice and shiva does nothing but job
    the first time we see shiva at the very start of the game she gets punched out of the air by titan - that's literally our introduction to her and later she's in chains and we have to inadvertently rescue her

    >word for word repost with two pictures of the same thing in the same thread and I'm sure I saw those post same shit in a thread yesterday
    Good to know your opinion can be completely disregarded because you're just here to shitpost.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you stop hyperventilating after finding a safe way out of acknowledging Jill is a shit character? Coward.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What an epic retort

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What a boring retort. Just like Jill.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jill's still better looking than all you b***hes, cope and seethe

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're the only one here who thinks he's a woman, do not call me a b***h again.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                BITCH

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >coward can't post her ugly ass in-game face

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not as ugly as you anon-kun

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                A man can dream

  140. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Byron feels like he had a different writer

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game is tonally very inconsistent. The grim tone from the beginning fades very quickly. While I don't have the problem with the story getting more hopeful it often goes overboard and eventually turns into straight-up shounen shit. Jill's and Clive's almost kiss getting interrupted was ripped straight out of rom-com garbage and Byron is too much of a clown in general.

  141. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jill must've fricked that anon's dog and ate his mother or some shit lmao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s butthurt cuckgays mad she wasn’t raped

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She definitely fricks dogs.

  142. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy fricking shit every scene with Anabelle is a 10/10

  143. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jill "The Jobber" Warrick

  144. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't

  145. 11 months ago
    Jillfag

    Just want to say i love Jill.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trash

      • 11 months ago
        Jillfag

        t. Butthurt ntrcucks
        You all are so pathetic, get a life.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          t. Schizophrenic

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