Why does every tabletop game kinda suck?

Why does every tabletop game kinda suck?

I've read AT LEAST two hundred full game rulesets at this point- both "real" published games, homebrews, and productions by individual creators. All of them kinda suck. For every one that comes up with a unique rule, it has ten more that are totally unoriginal. Where is the elegance?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I've read AT LEAST two hundred full game rulesets at this point
    while not strictly speaking impossibly I find that very much implausible

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't.
      When I was younger I went through the very same craze. There are thousands of them to pull from.

      https://i.imgur.com/IebiTec.png

      Why does every tabletop game kinda suck?

      I've read AT LEAST two hundred full game rulesets at this point- both "real" published games, homebrews, and productions by individual creators. All of them kinda suck. For every one that comes up with a unique rule, it has ten more that are totally unoriginal. Where is the elegance?

      They're not your personal passion project. Get out there, flex your creativity, let ten years of your life fade away.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      reading rulebooks can be entertaining
      it makes me feel giga autistic tho so i don't do it much

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So, how many of those 200 have you played?

      /thread

      Everyone that responds to this obvious and uninteresting bait below this line is a queer moron.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because deep down you know, no matter how hard you try you'll never get to play because you need friends to play with/against.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      roasted

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      invalidated

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't tell you why, but I have been able to track at least two terrible issues in every game system I've played.
    I think it's because the world is unfair.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So, how many of those 200 have you played?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    play Dogs in the Vineyard. If you want elegance, that's your system.
    Though have you considered that maybe tabletop games just aren't your thing?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wait wait wait. Hold up.

    You say tabletop games suck. Sure.
    Then you qualify that by saying they only have a few unique rules.

    In a word: What??

    Why are you equating originality with quality?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. 200 rulesets that all suck, but the only complaint is that they're similar to one another? Why the frick wouldn't they be similar to one another? What does that have to do with them being bad?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can you please establish what you consider good and bad rules?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Have you considered that maybe YOU suck OP? After all, after 200 games red there's been one common factor.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You need to study yourself as deeply as the rulesets. Know exactly what it is, that you are after. Know what are deal breakers for you and don't waste your time with those. Ask yourself about every aspect of a game, various systems, dice conventions, combat systems, overall simplicity, genre, artwork, overall length, etc. Once you know exactly what will and won't work for you, it will be easier to find something acceptable.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Has it occurred to you that you may simply not like tabletop games?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bc you're not playing with friends so it feels empty and shallow. You're going to tabletop games for an escape, but when they're not exactly how you want them to be it's just a reminder about how lonely and sad you are. Find friends first then play tabletops with them, you'll be much happier.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I've read
    how many have you played?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because unless you make something yourself it's never going to 100% be what you want.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've had the same experience. That's why I'm making my own. It does everything I want a game to. But what I want out of a game won't be what you want.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I've read AT LEAST two hundred
    >read
    >not played

    Another PDF homosexual who b***hes about rules instead of playing and realizing that 99% of their complaints do not come up during actually sessions.

    It's why I hate PDF homosexuals. Physical book owners PLAY and PDF homosexuals just COMPLAIN. The worst thing is that if a person or company made their imaginary 'perfect' system? These frickers still wouldn't actually buy it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The frick is wrong with you? I'm not OP but I've got about 300 RPG pdfs, read about 200 of them, and played about 20 of them. You're just making moronic shit up to get angry about and likely projecting your own lack of games onto everyone around you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the paper coomlector who needs to buy overpriced books to enjoy words

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me you're a nogames without telling me your a nogames.

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