>Why does everyone in the game want to frick me? It's getting tedious and annoying!
Now you know how women feel.
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>Why does everyone in the game want to frick me?
Because it's a woke troony game with an agenda
Take your meds chudcel
The woke troony agenda seems popular and profitable.
the financial impact is completely negligible. If the games good people will still play it and complain, if the games bad the niche troony audience will not be enough to carry it to success. The inclusion of troony shit has non financial motivation
anything they made from shilling this they lost from having to pay the shills
>popular and profitable.
what happened to go woke go broke? I thought it was /vpol/'s mantra
an exception does not negate the majority, sir/madam.
>grifters scream woke broke mantra at shit like starwars movies that make literal billions
>heh just an exception
sounds like it never worked to begin with.
Frick I wish sicrit woke society gave me money to buy woke products. But it seems they only exist in your head.
i mean if we ignore indian jones, little mermaid, basically every disney slop this year, then totally
>Frick I wish sicrit woke society gave me money to buy woke products. But it seems they only exist in your head.
I know you're trying to make out like im mental or a dumbass, but you're dumbass can't even use google.
blackrock bypassed the consumer entirely and gives woke people money even if they produce shit to further their agenda.
normies have noticed now.
I don't care how women feel.
Based. Putting too much emphasis on women's feefees is how the western world got itself in the mess it's currently in.
except a woman's job is to be constantly harassed and fricked for the continuity of the species, nature designed animals that way.
what is NOT normal is to have all the men trying to frick each other, specially on a medieval setting, sure it's fantasy but even in fantasy species would be designed for procreation.
Also, no one likes homosexuals.
If you want to take a biologically essentialist PoV then it makes perfect sense the frog would be into casual sex, she cannot get pregnant she has no reason to be sexually selective like a placental mammal.
she looks enough like a female human to trigger sexual desires in males, unlike you, who will never be a real woman and will always look like a man in a dress.
Did you click on the wrong post? Nothing you just said relates to my point at all. Do you have a learning disability.
Nobody wants to frick you, troon.
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>heh, you as a straight man dont like it when gay men try to frick you? now you know how straight women feel when straight men try to frick them
A.....am I supposed to feel something here? Offended?
>now you know how straight women feel when ugly straight men try to frick them
Fix'd
>the jugs in panel 3
dibs on top left
Okay now change all those women to be uggos or hamplanets. The grandma panel is nice and would probably work with a kindly grandpa and a female cashier, but everything else is strawman shit.
>Be me
>Be straight
>Bro it up by talking to male party member
>Show that I care for my friends
>Get hit on by male party member
>Whatthefrick.jpg
I think the biggest problem in regards to this game is that somehow caring about your friends means you want to frick them. It legit makes me want to be as cold as stone to my party members.
>Ganker Autist
>Hey bro why are you drinking alone? M...maybe we could share a drink, alone...
>Halsin now bearbreaks you
>WTF I was just trying to bro it up with the boys how could this happen /veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee/?
Everytime
As soon as you push the no sexual relationship trigger they actually turn into bros.
>Hey, thank you for helping me with my <CHARACTER QUEST> I hope I can pay you back some time...
>A) Don't worry about it, you're a good lad and that's what friends are for
>B) I WANT TO SUCK YOUR wiener
>C) OK
>D) YOU c**t, I SPENT 3 HOURS SORTING YOUR SHIT OUT
>Pick B)
>Why don't I swing by your bed later when everyones gone to sleep to make it up to you?
>A) I LOOK FORWARD TO IT
>B) ON SECOND THOUGHTS, I'M NOT GAY
>C) MAYBE LATER
>Pick A)
>Go to bed
>Character tries to frick me
sometimes less is more
i know you put effort into this but the output matters just as much as the input when it comes to humor
women writers who have no idea what friendships are because women are incapable of being a Bro.
The person who wrote BG3 isn't even a woman. Worse a leftist male.
I tried being friends with a gay before. It ended up how usual gay friendships go. Unsolicited advances thinking he is going to turn me gay. I hate gays man.
Now you're getting it, gays are all rapists. This isn't an outlier, as gays would be up in arms about it otherwise, they own it because it's realistic.
Black person i bet you hit on every girl who's nice to you
I don't understand the game or the hype behind it. I've watched videos with the 'bits' and think that the story, combat, and pretty much everything seems mediocre.
it's a viral marketing campaign
are there any mods yet that remove all romance options and dialogue yet? I don't know why rpgs have to be plagued with this garbage.
didn't realize I could just start an only fans and retire oh wait I can't because i'm not a 4/10+ female and nothing else required.
Women are constantly being approached for sex the moment they start a campfire in the wilderness.
also are you, honestly, defending star wars 7-9?
>star wars 7 made over 2 billion
>9 declines to 1.1 billion (that's a loss of 1 billion in profits)
>solo lost money
>mando turns to shit season 3
>obi wan flops
>andor flops
>are now scraping the barrel with asoka
>and not star wars but rings of power was a huge flop
>also witcher
obviously not that anon, but it seems like they are losing money
yeah disney is a bit of an exception, they(cult of saturn, freemasons, whatever the frick they are.)'re not going to fund themselves to push sjwism they just do it at a loss.
leftoids don't get this but there are biological differences between the 2 genders. things don't apply to either gender on a 1:1 ratio. women enjoy that shit, i do not.
>women enjoy that shit
You never touched or kissed a woman and it shows
how are they wrong
women like to get talked up, men asked "wanna frick?" and we're like ok. how are they wrong?
No, they don't. Unless you're a gigachad
>pornstars represent the majority of women
Nice incel tier argument
you're missing the point. Women like attention. The guys that listen to what they have to say and communicate are more likely to get close to them.
the majority of women that become porn stars without a background of sexual abuse admit they do it because they "like the attention."
They enjoy it if they're attracted to the dude talking to them, which usually boils down to the guys execution or their looks, and sometimes their perceived status
Aren't you homosexuals tired in making the same threads the entire day? I know it's just bait but i wonder if it's really worth doing this just for the bear game.
you didn't read what I said correctly and I cba to correct 1 anon per post I make in all threads across all boards just because zoomers are fricking morons. frick off, if you support sjws have a nice day. end of discussion.
Yeah well you're a gay with no friends. Your "platonic" bullshit is anime shit that would get you fricked in real life