why does FF7 treat cloud like the kind of man that women actually want when in reality he would get 0 interest from women from his height alone?
why does FF7 treat cloud like the kind of man that women actually want when in reality he would get 0 interest from women from his height alone?
Cloud doesnt care for women lol
This guy gets it. Tifa's the only one that understands him too.
you'd want to frick him too, don't lie
>Ugly chinless gay with bug eyes
No way gay!
you would 600% frick him
>women love him
>men love him
SE really hit the jackpot with this one, huh?
Nah I don't like bug eyes
Can you show us where the insect eyes are in that image?
>get to this scene in remake
>femboy bf immediately gets to work on his girl cloud cosplay
god made me wrong, but it feels so right.
>In real life he'd get no action
>real life women have been thirsting over him for nearly 30 years
>Men have been thirsting over him for nearly 30 years
Most his simps are men
they don't actually get to see that he's only 173cm
fembois are in right now grandpa
nah that fad is dying off
Doesnt matter because Cloud is actually a badass ex-military guy, not a feminine dude
>but he looks good as a girl!
So would most non-bulky in-shape guys if they were dolled up that much. The only reason most trans people can't look that good is they're out of shape and don't put in any effort into dressing well.
why do buff men look more like women than men?
They don't unless they put in a great effort of dressing like and imitating women. But making a man look good that way is easier if they're toned than if they're a blob like Jim Sterling.
He had blond hair and blue eyes.
The BBC hype is only for single moms whom no self-respecting man would touch with a three-foot pole.
All the fertile young girls who aren't clinically moronic long for a muscular Aryan man even if he isn't as tall and as prone to crime as Tyrone.
>All the fertile young girls who aren't clinically moronic long for a muscular Aryan man even if he isn't as tall and as prone to crime as Tyrone
A Manlet made this post
Women do generally prefer tall men, but pretty boy types get plenty of play too. Cloud would do just fine in real life.
projection the thread
>just lift bro
Cloud is gorgeous, women like beauty.
I could beat up all these guys, and I've never lifted anything heavier than a garbage bag.
None of these dude achieved anything by just lifting. It’s all juice. Sad to not even have the courage to stay natty to at least have some kind of self pride when you re ugly like them. I guess that’s what zero pussy does to a motherfricker.
The powerlifter aesthetic without going into bloatlord territory is more attractive to irl women as well
second from the left on the top doesn't belong on this pic, he's cute
>lower right
I AM THE EGG MAN
I AMMM THE EGGG MANNN
MY SCALP HAIR SWITCHED PLACES WITH MY NECK
The guys in the top left and top right aren't that bad. Actually the only issue with top left is he WAY over bulked.
Why do Gankerirgins think they are experts on women and speak for them like they think they're women themselves?
They watch redpill videos.
Because homosexuals on Ganker love projecting
Because most of FF7 is Clouds schizo fever dream.
The reality is that cloud is a literal nobody loser and he lives vicariously through Zacks life and exploits to the point where Cloud bases his entire identity on him
so cloud is like all the incels who post about being a chad
unironically yes.
was Tifa using Johnny to make Cloud jealous?
IRL women love cloud, are you brain dead?
Don't shit on e-girl cloud
sloppa lol
Except for Tifa none of the girls are lusting for Cloud. Aerith still loves Zack. Yuffie is too busy stealing Materia. Okay, Jessie was thirsting for Cloud's dick. Scarlett never complimented Cloud or cared for him. 2/5 girls is realistic enough for Cloud. 1 of them has been lusting for him cause he saved her life when she was a little girl.
>1 of them has been lusting for him cause he saved her life when she was a little girl
She doesn't know. She was knocked out the first and not fully conscious the 2nd time.
Tifa is lusting for him.
Aerith is lusting for him but wants to keep him far because she knows things are going to shit and she will die
Yuffie is too busy stealing materia you say, yet she's the only one who openly gets up and fricking kisses him on the gold saucer date.
Jessie is thirsting HARD. You can literally see her pupils fricking DILATE when she sees him after he knocks on her door and I am sure her eyes were not the only thing to dilate.
Scarlett is a prostitute and would frick the brains out of anyone whenever she pleased so long as they behaved like the good little doggies they are so she can't even be counted, it's not about who she wants, it's about when she wants it.
>OP confirmed as seething unattractive lanky insectoid
I’m 5’5 but an easy 8 borderline 9 out of ten and never had trouble with women. As long as you take care of yourself and look good women won’t care. They only people who bring up height are hunch back, vulture neck, crusty virgins on Ganker who feel their only redeeming quality is their height.
He is QUITE LITERALLY Nomura's idealized self-insert by Nomura's own admission. So the fact that he's naturally super talented at everything and women throw themselves at him despite how sour he acts and having the personality of wet cardboard.
**suddenly makes a lot of sense with that information.
Noctis is what I call Nomura's self-insert. Just try to describe his personality, you literally can't
Noctis is just a dull character not an insert. There is a difference.
>nomura wants big breasts tomboy childhood ftiend with zero ass
honorary white
“Aerith didn’t satisfy me so I’ll make this character with fat breasts who’s only personality trait is that she loves my self insert”
Yeah shit tracks
This is fake
https://www.uffsite.net/avalon/downloads/pdf/ff25_avalon_mag_sn.pdf
It's real. FF7 is literally just Nomura's self-fellating fantasy for his self-insert OC.
You think?
His height is the average height around the world and trust me women, especially east asians, would marry him in a heartbeat
He is good height for a twink.
Does Nomura have a type?
ff9 girl has a fat fricking ass
nomura must have had jungle fever at the time because the other girls have zero ass.
Nomura didn't design Garnet
That's what 99% of asians look.
tifa and aerith arent american stacys
I would imagine you’re probably not the best looking guy so you might now know this, but having good exceptionally good looks alone (like Cloud) is enough to make many women physically attracted to you, even with a supbar frame.
why do women lie about wanting to be in love and have a good man when in reality all they want is hook-up sex?
It's called FINAL FANTASY for a reason, anon.
>Cloud in OG FF7
>Elite soldier turned mercenary
>Striking appearance
>Cold taciturn attitude
>Cloud in every iteration after the OG
>Is incompetent
>More femboyish appearance
>Cries like an emo b***h all the time
Cloud probably has one of the worst character assassination in gaming history I have ever seen.
>Elite Solider
in his dreams maybe anon
Yeah I realize that was the plot twist but it still doesn't really change my point that you get the impression that he is professional that you shouldn't mess with and even after he remembers the truth it isn't like he regresses to a child, if anything he becomes more resolved after he recovers from the Mako sickness.
My impression was that he was an emo goth band singer gone dragonball with that spiky ass hair and big legs.
A lot of women love men with androgynous faces
Women would be turned off by his height pretty quickly.