they should have given him the two katanas he uses at the very least this is just a low effort sword. I bet they just had some intern order the cheapest one they could find.
If I were him, I'd put it on Ebay with all the hype surrounding this. Because it's never going to be worth more than it is now. Redditors are moronic and have deep pockets could probably get more than $100,000 for it.
Hey anon I think maybe just maybe there's a minuscule chance that they didn't intend for him to ever actually use the sword and it is in fact specifically made to be a decoration.
that sword looks like it cost like 10 dollars to make, fricking garbage metal quality, a "grip" that is so fricking bad it would have been better to just hold it by the fricking metal shaft, the crossguard looks like it will break off at any moment, and they didn't even etch the "rise tarnished" into the blade it's just a fricking sticker what the frick
>Not a glorious katana made from Nippon steel >Not personally coated and enameled with the blood of Miyazaki after he committed seppuku with it because his reddit boss wasn't difficult enough >Not receiving a 1-1 replica of Malenia with life-like materials and fully modled and functional vegana
>Memorizing an attack pattern isn't "getting good"
this dude is so easy to dunk on and you somehow just made the most moronic post ive ever seen on Ganker. just say hes reddit and that he uses katanas, you dont have to act like this for attention
>To devote hours and months toward beating a single boss over and over doesn't make you a mindbroken super-autist
Yep anon. He won. He beat us all at life.
>salt
slit your throat normalgay, or do you really live in a world where going through groundhog day for brownie points is something your envious of because video game.
Envy this dude? Nah. I don't even like the game, and despite the fact that I post here, I have much better things to do than beat the same boss 1,000 times -- and that's not e en outside video games. He's not easily bored at least, but I'd never trade places with him.
>He beat Malenia more times than you ever will with less armor, helping other players.
Anyone could when you're using the journalist mode weapons
I'm not even jealous of them, it's just baffling to me that so many people will worship one player for being halfway decent at the game because haha funny naked potman
>he used... le less armor
Yeah, and he also used one of the most optimized setups for bursting her down. Fricking freeze katana AND rivers of blood, literally baby mode
Getting good is half the battle, what they're actually jealous of is someone who is marketable and charismatic. It's like in PVP games how the top of the ladder is full of people who are very skilled at the game but have no chance of going professional because of their terrible personalities so they seethe endlessly because they put in all of the work to be top players but are getting none of the benefits.
It's a hilarious story. Sometimes I don't know why Ganker is filled with seething homosexuals then I remember Ganker has always been filled with seething homosexuals and im usually one of them
He beat Malenia more times than you ever will with less armor, helping other players.
Just because you like to play with a hammer up your ass, with your thumbs broken, doesn't mean you deserve accolades.
There are dozens of players that upload autistic videos like "no roll/no upgrades/fist only/SL1 Malenia" and they get no attention whatsoever. Let Me Solo Her doesn't come close to the skill level or understanding of the boss that they have. He's only popular because of reddit. If there's anything to be jealous about, it's not his supposed skill, because most of Ganker is already about on-par with his skill level at Malenia. I'm willing to bet that he couldn't beat Malenia with those autistic restrictions that the actually good players put on themselves.
It's cool that he's having this recognition but if they're gonna do this kinda stuff, there's a laundry list of players far more deserving like Ongbal or even the hackers/lite loregays like Zullie.
For me, it was 'let me date her' and the guy was using the bouquet.
ONGBAL is one of the ones that comes to mind. Just goes to show hard work doesn't mean anything so long as you post on reddit and get lots of upvotes.
but I did get the biggest belly laugh by summoning "let me solo myself" in the same getup
who then proceeded to instantly run in and get himself killed doing a kneel emote
It's cool that he's having this recognition but if they're gonna do this kinda stuff, there's a laundry list of players far more deserving like Ongbal or even the hackers/lite loregays like Zullie.
For me, it was 'let me date her' and the guy was using the bouquet.
I don't dislike the guy, I dislike the fact that it has nothing to do with the game itself. It's just a player that had fun in beating the same boss in autistical amounts with the best weapon setup.
I mean the dude himself is kind of a homosexual. Literally took interviews for doing this, did a Q&A on reddit, types very cringey shit about how hes just trying to make the game easier for le fellow tarnished etc.
the seethe coming off of this post is palpable. the language is so aggressive and bitter. you say you don't care, yet you take the time to post and cap it off with a snide remark. If you really didn't care, you wouldn't have even opened the thread, let alone post.
i know you are reading this comment because you are still in this thread 'you dont care about' and still seething. i bet its taking you everything you have to not reply again.
you even stayed in the thread and were monitoring it closely enough to respond in under a minute to cope. let me solo her makes Ganker mald so bad holyyyyyyy
I mean, it's not a stretch to assume someone else just had the same idea, especially since malenia seemed to be 'the filter' people ran into. It's just that one of them posts on a site thats desperate for attention and upvotes that the media covers, and one of them posts on Ganker for shits and giggles not giving a frick.
Its possible. Both people doing the same thing on the same boss but 1 does it weeks before the other? Starts looking less like random chance. Anon even has the redditor's name in his post lol.
>do you have any EVIDENCE that this is from a trans discord?
Nope, don't really care either. I heard it from someone here in the first place, never really had any reason to doubt it.
wouldn't surprise me if his gf is a troony. Or if he's bisexual. He kills bosses while being naked. It's kinda sad. The sad thing is that he's overleveled. At my level of 125 I never saw him at all so I beat her myself. He's not there for the people who need him
because it was barely mildly funny and felt extremely forced mostly by reddit
also wasn't exactly impressive to begin with considering he used meta weapons
I hate to make the literally living in a society meme but this guy who only did the le holesum reddit got so popular and acknowledged meanwhile what did the guy that beat DeS, DaS 1,2,3, Bloodborne and Sekiro back to back without getting hit get?
Nobody cares about pushing the limit they only care about being a funny meme.
To be fair glorifying not playing the game is funny to me.
Why do all of you tinfoil wearing troglodytes think EVERYTHING IS A SCHEME?! Does it make you feel good you've "cracked the code"? This just proves Ganker can't appreciate something wholesome for once. They once did, but the election tourists ruined this place.
What are you spazzing about? I don't hate the man or wish him ill. I just think Eldin Ring is a garbage game, and every bit of autism and hyperzealous praise that surrounds it just makes me roll my eyes.
publicity and to milk the meme more. Like other anons said its probably just some leftover stock of the pre-order epic super duper gamer edition kit
plus it's mostly merch from their collectors edition, I would have been nice if there was something signed by myazaki himself now that would be b***hin
lol @ the fat virgin losers raging that this guy is getting recognized by the gaming community and bandinamco. "IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME" ass homies. you just know the losers in this thread angry about this dude stack 0 paper and get 0 b***hes.
Because it's the perfect example of how consumers turn into products. People often boil this kind of event down to "you are mad because a thing you like is popular", but that's not very accurate. The problem isn't popularity, it's the burning desire for a community. There are plenty of popular games with fans that don't have this whimpering desperation for a cultural identity surrounding the product. Fandoms used to be a very niche club, even for popular franchises like Star Wars, there was considerable gatekeeping around the communities that seriously discussed EU media. Nowadays more people care about the next 'thing' dropping than the stories themselves. Disney Wars has become an endless stream of references and shitty promos for new characters that are quickly forgotten, because those are the things that create buzz, shallow bait for these new communities to fawn over. And that is the environment Elden Ring has produced. In a healthy relationship between fandom and creator, this guy would have a small cameo in their next game. A slight nod of acknowledgement while the developers work on their next exciting and fulfilling project. Instead, the nod itself is the next project. The audience is not just influencing the product. They are becoming part of it. This is especially jarring when you consider how famously aloof From Software has been, how rare it is that they ever acknowledge any of the countless memes and theories created by the community. Something has changed drastically, and even people who never paid attention before are starting to notice.
>This is especially jarring when you consider how famously aloof From Software has been, how rare it is that they ever acknowledge any of the countless memes and theories created by the community. Something has changed drastically, and even people who never paid attention before are starting to notice.
Solaire memery and fan content in das2 is the first time it happened.
It's also part of the ongoing trend of glorifying mediocrity. Although I'm repeating myself the streamer who managed to beat every souls game(before elden ring was released) in one sitting without getting hit will be 10/10 times more amazing to me than... well, what's the difference between getting someone to beat a boss for you vs seeing someone on youtube beat it?
I don't know if I am becoming cynical but everything today seems too "fake" and corporate to be taken seriously.
It is, there are far greater things done even in this series that have gone unnoticed. The push from media, reddit, youtube and Ganker-tards who's only rebuttal is "Why are you getting mad for pushing this turd in your face brah? Stop seething and coping lmaooooo"
>It's also part of the ongoing trend of glorifying mediocrity.
the best music has never been the most popular, the best games don't sell the best. Its not mediocrity, its accessibility. Stop seething and learn how the world works
>seething
At this point it's just depressing, not even being worth getting mad over it. Kinda sucks that the drive for innovation and pushing forward is left in the dust meanwhile staying at the bottom is being praised. We'll die in a sea of entertainment because we lost the drive to see the stars.
I kinda wanna die but I am a huge pussy, so when I read shit like that I went and vaxed myself. Got boosters too! When is my blissful death, you turdheads? It even looks like I cannot get natural covid now too, fricking hell. I VAXED TO DIE NOT TO BE IMMORTAL IN THIS CLOWN WORLD!
Why is Trump's vaccine doing this? Any video games for this feel besides Hatred?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Why did liberals take his vaccines in mass? I thought they didn't want them?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Vaccines don't work if you don't get it en masse. I mean, take liberals out of the equation, imagine getting inoculations for a herd of cows. Doesn't really make sense for only half of them to get it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I mean, they do. You just don't get herd immunity. If I get a small pox vaccine I'm not getting smallpox. Because it's a vaccine that actually works well...
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah but if 9000+ other people get the disease the chance is open for it to evolve beyond the antibodies your body developed. Its the same principle for why over prescribing anti-biotics ends up backfiring.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You know there's zero chance places like India are going to be fully vax and boostered every week, right? It WILL evolve.
It's only a matter of time. Maybe you'll go to sleep tonight and not wake up.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Maybe you'll go to sleep tonight and not wake up
I fricking wish.
I'll outlive most of your morons though, as the only good thing about my body is my godly immune system.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Sure you will. There are dead people who said the same thing as you. But unfortunately I don't have those saved.
2 years ago
Anonymous
People sick of living actually died?
Lucky bastards.
2 years ago
Anonymous
No, people who got vaccinated and thought they had the upper hand over the unvaxed. Now they're dead.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Unvaxxed people die all the time too.
What are you trying to prove?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Is this the part where I ask for proof of a mass unvaxxed dieoff, and you supply me with obvious bullshit statistics from the government that sucks off israelites and Israel? Funny guy you are.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>official statistics are bullshit >my QAnon-tier sources are all true
Okay anon. Have a blessed day.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Post prof then, oh right you have none deepshit
2 years ago
Anonymous
>most common possible symptoms listed
the bait is pretty badly crafted
2 years ago
Anonymous
The joke is that it's not Covid, it's radiation from 5g.
>Two more weeks bro
Trump lost
Boris Johnson resigned
Shinzo Abe got shot to death
Russia is punishing the unvaccinated
Scott Morrison lost
Bolsonaro will lose to Lula
Bibi lost
Elon Musk is no longer buying Twitter
Le Pen lost (twice)
AfD lost
Deal with it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Austrian center right party has a good chance of not getting re-elected to.
What a time to be alive.
I have been playing video games since the Atari 2600 (I'm not that old, but my country has always been at least a decade behind) and I honestly think that nowadays is the best time for gaming, there is a lot of good stuff for all tastes and I always make time after work to play something (be it old or new). But these current interactions between media/developer/consumer seem super fake to me, there is something that makes me think it's some kind of trap, I don't know, maybe it's because I've become too cynical and always expect the worst from the media and social networks.
He doesn't. Reddit's overhype does. There are likely hundreds of thousands of players who could do what he did. But they didn't have the autism to log the necessary hours. Reddit-tier "dog" memes ruined a video where a normal reaction is "nice gj" to "He's an Immortal God". But he's just a guy that took the time to learn attack patterns
Because it's nothing novel. People have been making specialized builds to help out with obnoxious bosses since Demon's Souls. This butthole just bragged about it on twitter as if it was something novel and the shitters on there ate it up.
>there are people that are mad at some one having fun helping others >there are people that are mad at others for people that use a mechanic implemented by the devs
fricking beyond me
>there are people that are mad at him for helping others >there are people mad at others for a game mechanic implemanted by the deves
fricking beyond me
>thread about a fad created on reddit and spread by the media as a subliminal form of propaganda >anons realize the scam and warn >bots start spamming the thread with off topic subjects
My conspiracy mind makes me conclude that corporations are creating armies of AIs to control our minds.
I never took the vaccine but I know vaxxtards irl. Is shedding a thing? Are we pureblood chads at risk? I think we should put vaccinated people in camps just to be sure.
it just kind of bums me out how people do cool shit in video games and help other people with no real goal of seeking recognition, but this guy becomes the community darling despite doing the exact same thing
there's gonna be a hundred copycats in every game going forward now
I'm not really mad at him, I'm mad at the people glorifying him despite him doing the same thing other people already did for no reason other than they enjoyed it
Yes those pesky fake news spreaders harming our benefactors and humanists at big pharma, also remember to take your fourth jab gentiles. Even if you're under 65, not obese and have no reason to be afraid.
>Self harm is a given at this point.
This is rich coming from people taking the science juice from a company that killed 100000 Americans during the opioid crisis.
i think the fact is that he actually wasn't anonymous doing this
he physically got up and got a retail brand promotional item from the devs and popularized himself doing it
i hate showboating. admit it, all he did was find a formula and monitized it. good for him but, i'm not worshiping players unless it's some 1% success rate shit
Supposed to be hardcore player uses the shitty broken cheese build Stupid oblivious normies and their trademaked wholesome attitude. Opportunistic marketeers jumping on the hypetrain. Humblebraging attention whoring gay.
he doesn't i just think the people propping him up this much are kind of strange
it's like they've never been carried by a guy in a video game before or something
whoyt
In case you need a QRD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3Rds3r4J4k&ab_channel=YongYea
>12 minutes
Try again.
*taps sign*
lol it was BandiNamco that gave him the sword moron.
Looks like the kit was personalized.
>we had extra preorder bonus stock, and we want cheap publicity to get another spike in sales before we launch our DLC
>that grip
OHNONONONO
why didn't they give him a rivers of troon?
Whats with this longsword? At least make it a red katana because hes a meta subhuman
Don't you fricking TALK about my swordwife in that dismissive tone.
they should have given him the two katanas he uses at the very least this is just a low effort sword. I bet they just had some intern order the cheapest one they could find.
>couldn't even bother to give him actual katanas
More like "Let Me Get Cucked"
If I were him, I'd put it on Ebay with all the hype surrounding this. Because it's never going to be worth more than it is now. Redditors are moronic and have deep pockets could probably get more than $100,000 for it.
Everyone would hate him if he did that
Imagine being hated by Redditors your life would be over
they weren't even mad some tard wiped a dev kit xbox
What if he set up a stand at a anime convention and took pictures with other redditors and him holding the sword for $10 a picture.
Damn you're right.
If I was him and read your post, I would totally do it. 100%.
>that shitty grip that will bite in your palm
Nice paper weight.
Hey anon I think maybe just maybe there's a minuscule chance that they didn't intend for him to ever actually use the sword and it is in fact specifically made to be a decoration.
hey homosexual, a shitty sword, is a shitty sword
it doesn't even look good for that purpose
>not even glorious nippon steel
Shit gift.
>it's not even a katana
>not even the sword he used to kill her
c'mon son..
fromshitware made the "game" that attracted redditors like this in the first place.
morons crying about it not being a katana made of glorious Nippon steel obviously don't know laws
Its just a group of discord troons trying to rabblerouse. fuggetabit.
>hurr it can't be a replica
Didn't they send Brandon Sanderson the same sword? Just how many people got one of these?
that sword looks like it cost like 10 dollars to make, fricking garbage metal quality, a "grip" that is so fricking bad it would have been better to just hold it by the fricking metal shaft, the crossguard looks like it will break off at any moment, and they didn't even etch the "rise tarnished" into the blade it's just a fricking sticker what the frick
>Not a glorious katana made from Nippon steel
>Not personally coated and enameled with the blood of Miyazaki after he committed seppuku with it because his reddit boss wasn't difficult enough
>Not receiving a 1-1 replica of Malenia with life-like materials and fully modled and functional vegana
>Square grip
They really learnt from the estus flask fiasco kek
>they wrapped a giant hunk of polished pot-metal and shipped it to him
peak marketing.
Is that grip made from fricking electrical tape?
>Sword does not match any in game model
>Hobbit cloak
>Macaroni elden ring art
This has to be fake.
Was this Banda Namco's idea? The whole "Souls" phenomenon is such a watered down joke at this point.
he is redit as frick and this news is probably not real.
this
Because it's almost as forced as that morbius meme
Everything on the internet is forced.
Nu-Ganker is just jelly of someone who is actually good at video games.
Memorizing an attack pattern isn't "getting good", I'd be more impressed if he actually memorized all the bosses attacks throughout the game.
>getting gud at beating a boss isn't getting gud
What did he mean by this?
>Memorizing an attack pattern isn't "getting good"
this dude is so easy to dunk on and you somehow just made the most moronic post ive ever seen on Ganker. just say hes reddit and that he uses katanas, you dont have to act like this for attention
Wood league chess player detected.
>To devote hours and months toward beating a single boss over and over doesn't make you a mindbroken super-autist
Yep anon. He won. He beat us all at life.
You can just feel the salt and envy radiating from this post lol
>salt
slit your throat normalgay, or do you really live in a world where going through groundhog day for brownie points is something your envious of because video game.
Envy this dude? Nah. I don't even like the game, and despite the fact that I post here, I have much better things to do than beat the same boss 1,000 times -- and that's not e en outside video games. He's not easily bored at least, but I'd never trade places with him.
>actually good
>uses shitanas
Pick one
He beat Malenia more times than you ever will with less armor, helping other players.
Just because you like to play with a hammer up your ass, with your thumbs broken, doesn't mean you deserve accolades.
>He beat Malenia more times than you ever will with less armor, helping other players.
Anyone could when you're using the journalist mode weapons
I'm not even jealous of them, it's just baffling to me that so many people will worship one player for being halfway decent at the game because haha funny naked potman
>he used... le less armor
Yeah, and he also used one of the most optimized setups for bursting her down. Fricking freeze katana AND rivers of blood, literally baby mode
Getting good is half the battle, what they're actually jealous of is someone who is marketable and charismatic. It's like in PVP games how the top of the ladder is full of people who are very skilled at the game but have no chance of going professional because of their terrible personalities so they seethe endlessly because they put in all of the work to be top players but are getting none of the benefits.
Being good at video games isn't the achievement you think it is
It's a hilarious story. Sometimes I don't know why Ganker is filled with seething homosexuals then I remember Ganker has always been filled with seething homosexuals and im usually one of them
There are dozens of players that upload autistic videos like "no roll/no upgrades/fist only/SL1 Malenia" and they get no attention whatsoever. Let Me Solo Her doesn't come close to the skill level or understanding of the boss that they have. He's only popular because of reddit. If there's anything to be jealous about, it's not his supposed skill, because most of Ganker is already about on-par with his skill level at Malenia. I'm willing to bet that he couldn't beat Malenia with those autistic restrictions that the actually good players put on themselves.
ONGBAL is one of the ones that comes to mind. Just goes to show hard work doesn't mean anything so long as you post on reddit and get lots of upvotes.
Its starting to sound like you are reaching into projecting how you weren't chosen for the limelight.
Its cloying. Big ewwwww moment here.
>killed her 2000 times
Thats like praising speedrunners as having the best opinions because they play the same game non stop
Ganker has always been that way because 80% of the users here aren't even good at the games they enjoy themselves.
>Comically over leveled
>Uses op weapons
>still had to blame others people's internet for when he fricks up and dies
Sure, ok.
old Ganker would tell you to get good and call you a homosexual and Black person in 50 different variations
>jealous
no.
>300 attempts before he could solo her
>Good
Do journalists have any standards?
literally who?
Im angry you keep spamming stupid garbage that doesnt matter
>actual sword
It's some random unsharpend stainless steel promo crap
You mean they didn't actually forge a real weapon for him?
The frick? Not even a katana folded 1000 times? What a joke.
The only people that he makes angry are people that are shit at Elden Ring.
Doesn't that pretty much prove the entire thing was just viral marketing?
Ganker is jelly because Ganker is no longer the epicenter of vidya-related meme creation
>Why does he make you so angry?
He doesn't, the reddit homosexuals do.
it's a little cringe
but I did get the biggest belly laugh by summoning "let me solo myself" in the same getup
who then proceeded to instantly run in and get himself killed doing a kneel emote
It's cool that he's having this recognition but if they're gonna do this kinda stuff, there's a laundry list of players far more deserving like Ongbal or even the hackers/lite loregays like Zullie.
For me, it was 'let me date her' and the guy was using the bouquet.
Let me Solo her, morbius, minions gentlemen, etc are all viral marketing stunts that redditors and zoomers are just too moronic to figure out
To answer your question it doesn't make me angry I just find it kind of annoying
I don't dislike the guy, I dislike the fact that it has nothing to do with the game itself. It's just a player that had fun in beating the same boss in autistical amounts with the best weapon setup.
I mean the dude himself is kind of a homosexual. Literally took interviews for doing this, did a Q&A on reddit, types very cringey shit about how hes just trying to make the game easier for le fellow tarnished etc.
>Because He's A Meme
Fixed. Plenty of players have the same skill level as this dude but only he gets the gift. Why? Redditors, of course.
this
we had this kind of guy in every single souls game
HOLY FRICK HE CAN BEAT MALENIA BY HIMSELF??????
Couldn't give less of a shit about him and history won't give a shit neither. Enjoy your five minutes of fame for something ridiculously moronic.
the seethe coming off of this post is palpable. the language is so aggressive and bitter. you say you don't care, yet you take the time to post and cap it off with a snide remark. If you really didn't care, you wouldn't have even opened the thread, let alone post.
holy shit you are mad
Yeah I was mad for the brief time it took me to make that post. Now I'm back to not giving a shit, and soon I will forget entirely.
You'll keep seething at every mention of LMSH for the rest of your life and you know it.
Cope. This is my first time responding to these threads and it'll be my last.
You've replied to this thread 3 times already and you'll do it a 4th time soon. This is clearly a habit to you and you aren't fooling anybody.
Ok, fruitcake.
i know you are reading this comment because you are still in this thread 'you dont care about' and still seething. i bet its taking you everything you have to not reply again.
you even stayed in the thread and were monitoring it closely enough to respond in under a minute to cope. let me solo her makes Ganker mald so bad holyyyyyyy
Jesus he really was mad
how dead is the video game industry that this is what people talk about all day
>getting sword
>not getting POT
wasted opportunity
quite the opposite, since I've been thanking god everyday that he didn't create me anything like him.
zullie the witch makes this board more angry than this clown could ever hope
Is zullie trans? Im assuming yes
Zullie is a straight cis masculine male who works out and has a wife.
In accordance with the old laws, Zullie posted her breasts in /dsg/ once.
Let Me Rape Her
>Some gay called Let Me Solo Doggo at Maliketh
>Let him try to solo
>He dies
Fricking loser.
>steals your waifu
>devs kneel
>Ganker is enraged
Kino
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
does this actually predate the video and reddit post?
By like a month.
Damn thats crazy. I wonder if it was really him or someone else
Doubt it. Reddit imitating Ganker is a tale as old as time.
I mean, it's not a stretch to assume someone else just had the same idea, especially since malenia seemed to be 'the filter' people ran into. It's just that one of them posts on a site thats desperate for attention and upvotes that the media covers, and one of them posts on Ganker for shits and giggles not giving a frick.
Its possible. Both people doing the same thing on the same boss but 1 does it weeks before the other? Starts looking less like random chance. Anon even has the redditor's name in his post lol.
So you're saying it's either a filthy reddit crossposter or reddit once again ripped us off?
I heccin LOVE Reddit Ring! xD
someone is desperate to keep him relevant
The discord troons have tried everything they've had today, they have to resort to this.
the trans boogeyman lives in Gankers head rent free . do you have any EVIDENCE that this is from a trans discord?
>do you have any EVIDENCE that this is from a trans discord?
Nope, don't really care either. I heard it from someone here in the first place, never really had any reason to doubt it.
Categorizing Ganker as a single entity probably isn't the best thing for your mental health. It can lead you down all sorts of dark paths.
because you post this bait literally every day
shouldn't this count as spam?
i just think he's kind of gay :
wouldn't surprise me if his gf is a troony. Or if he's bisexual. He kills bosses while being naked. It's kinda sad. The sad thing is that he's overleveled. At my level of 125 I never saw him at all so I beat her myself. He's not there for the people who need him
because it was barely mildly funny and felt extremely forced mostly by reddit
also wasn't exactly impressive to begin with considering he used meta weapons
>he used meta weapons
so what?
the least he could do was use dual scavengers
I think that’s pretty cool.
I hate to make the literally living in a society meme but this guy who only did the le holesum reddit got so popular and acknowledged meanwhile what did the guy that beat DeS, DaS 1,2,3, Bloodborne and Sekiro back to back without getting hit get?
Nobody cares about pushing the limit they only care about being a funny meme.
To be fair glorifying not playing the game is funny to me.
Oh yeah, that guy was insane.
Why do all of you tinfoil wearing troglodytes think EVERYTHING IS A SCHEME?! Does it make you feel good you've "cracked the code"? This just proves Ganker can't appreciate something wholesome for once. They once did, but the election tourists ruined this place.
/x/ is down the hall bucko
/x/ is gone. And who you calling bucko, dweeb?
What are you spazzing about? I don't hate the man or wish him ill. I just think Eldin Ring is a garbage game, and every bit of autism and hyperzealous praise that surrounds it just makes me roll my eyes.
>wholesome
Die
This is why medication shouldn't be prescribed to minors.
thats right wholesome chungus bungus we did it redditards
>troglodytes
whoa, watch the language buddy
bro its been 6 years since the election
if there are tourists still around they are pretty much oldgays by now
We always hated Reddit newbie.
Looks like you struck a nerve with that one.
I just don't understand people who play a 100+ hour game only to let someone else beat a boss for them.
The game is dead AF these days. I have to sit for 5 mins at melanias to get summoned.
shitty bait thread. Make a coomer thread next time.
>they couldn't even bother giving him replicas of the swords he's actually famous for using
What's the point.
Being friendly I guess
To make him look even more like an idiot. Everytime he glances at it, it'll remind him of the fact.
That he got honored with a sword by the devs? He probably won't need the sword to remember something like that.
Definitely. He fell off in popularity as soon as people suspected too. What a pity.
Cope.
publicity and to milk the meme more. Like other anons said its probably just some leftover stock of the pre-order epic super duper gamer edition kit
pretty much
plus it's mostly merch from their collectors edition, I would have been nice if there was something signed by myazaki himself now that would be b***hin
why does this make you angry?
i dont know what that is. looks like an old style pc with xbox on it.
its so much worse. Be thankful for your ignorance
lol @ the fat virgin losers raging that this guy is getting recognized by the gaming community and bandinamco. "IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME" ass homies. you just know the losers in this thread angry about this dude stack 0 paper and get 0 b***hes.
"I'm not fricking mad about this!" says community that's been b***hing about thing for 3 straight months.
Why would Ganker b***h? You sound noided.
Because it's the perfect example of how consumers turn into products. People often boil this kind of event down to "you are mad because a thing you like is popular", but that's not very accurate. The problem isn't popularity, it's the burning desire for a community. There are plenty of popular games with fans that don't have this whimpering desperation for a cultural identity surrounding the product. Fandoms used to be a very niche club, even for popular franchises like Star Wars, there was considerable gatekeeping around the communities that seriously discussed EU media. Nowadays more people care about the next 'thing' dropping than the stories themselves. Disney Wars has become an endless stream of references and shitty promos for new characters that are quickly forgotten, because those are the things that create buzz, shallow bait for these new communities to fawn over. And that is the environment Elden Ring has produced. In a healthy relationship between fandom and creator, this guy would have a small cameo in their next game. A slight nod of acknowledgement while the developers work on their next exciting and fulfilling project. Instead, the nod itself is the next project. The audience is not just influencing the product. They are becoming part of it. This is especially jarring when you consider how famously aloof From Software has been, how rare it is that they ever acknowledge any of the countless memes and theories created by the community. Something has changed drastically, and even people who never paid attention before are starting to notice.
tl;dr
keep seething
When you cut your wrists, make sure to do long 'vertical' cuts, not those little 'horizontal' ones.
>suicidal ideation
Not a good sign.
>This is especially jarring when you consider how famously aloof From Software has been, how rare it is that they ever acknowledge any of the countless memes and theories created by the community. Something has changed drastically, and even people who never paid attention before are starting to notice.
Solaire memery and fan content in das2 is the first time it happened.
It's also part of the ongoing trend of glorifying mediocrity. Although I'm repeating myself the streamer who managed to beat every souls game(before elden ring was released) in one sitting without getting hit will be 10/10 times more amazing to me than... well, what's the difference between getting someone to beat a boss for you vs seeing someone on youtube beat it?
It is, there are far greater things done even in this series that have gone unnoticed. The push from media, reddit, youtube and Ganker-tards who's only rebuttal is "Why are you getting mad for pushing this turd in your face brah? Stop seething and coping lmaooooo"
>I'm not paranoid, everything is just fake!
Underageb&
You trying to play the role of agitator isn't just pathetic but also funny. I'll call it "Comedy of the mediocre". Reply to me if you like that title.
>NOOOOO STOP LIKING THINGS I DONT LIKE
>he actually agreed his nothing more than a mediocre
kek
>It's also part of the ongoing trend of glorifying mediocrity.
the best music has never been the most popular, the best games don't sell the best. Its not mediocrity, its accessibility. Stop seething and learn how the world works
>seething
At this point it's just depressing, not even being worth getting mad over it. Kinda sucks that the drive for innovation and pushing forward is left in the dust meanwhile staying at the bottom is being praised. We'll die in a sea of entertainment because we lost the drive to see the stars.
I don't know if I am becoming cynical but everything today seems too "fake" and corporate to be taken seriously.
You been falling in with some blackpilled typed?
Joy is all around you fren, just have to let it in.
So much joy.
Delicious
Gimmie more
I kinda wanna die but I am a huge pussy, so when I read shit like that I went and vaxed myself. Got boosters too! When is my blissful death, you turdheads? It even looks like I cannot get natural covid now too, fricking hell. I VAXED TO DIE NOT TO BE IMMORTAL IN THIS CLOWN WORLD!
>theres already ANOTHER variant
when will we just start calling covid like it is, a cold
The bot broke
Haha
Joy to the world
the israelites want white males to die from covid though
you're a moronic cuck
>source:backwardsass clickbait q-anon sites
moron.
Get vaccinated
Why is Trump's vaccine doing this? Any video games for this feel besides Hatred?
Why did liberals take his vaccines in mass? I thought they didn't want them?
Vaccines don't work if you don't get it en masse. I mean, take liberals out of the equation, imagine getting inoculations for a herd of cows. Doesn't really make sense for only half of them to get it.
I mean, they do. You just don't get herd immunity. If I get a small pox vaccine I'm not getting smallpox. Because it's a vaccine that actually works well...
Yeah but if 9000+ other people get the disease the chance is open for it to evolve beyond the antibodies your body developed. Its the same principle for why over prescribing anti-biotics ends up backfiring.
You know there's zero chance places like India are going to be fully vax and boostered every week, right? It WILL evolve.
Nah it's cool you can have mine.
>two more decades
Already had 3 shots.
Seethe and cope.
It's only a matter of time. Maybe you'll go to sleep tonight and not wake up.
>Maybe you'll go to sleep tonight and not wake up
I fricking wish.
I'll outlive most of your morons though, as the only good thing about my body is my godly immune system.
Sure you will. There are dead people who said the same thing as you. But unfortunately I don't have those saved.
People sick of living actually died?
Lucky bastards.
No, people who got vaccinated and thought they had the upper hand over the unvaxed. Now they're dead.
Unvaxxed people die all the time too.
What are you trying to prove?
Is this the part where I ask for proof of a mass unvaxxed dieoff, and you supply me with obvious bullshit statistics from the government that sucks off israelites and Israel? Funny guy you are.
>official statistics are bullshit
>my QAnon-tier sources are all true
Okay anon. Have a blessed day.
Post prof then, oh right you have none deepshit
>most common possible symptoms listed
the bait is pretty badly crafted
The joke is that it's not Covid, it's radiation from 5g.
>picrel is me
>Two more weeks bro
Trump lost
Boris Johnson resigned
Shinzo Abe got shot to death
Russia is punishing the unvaccinated
Scott Morrison lost
Bolsonaro will lose to Lula
Bibi lost
Elon Musk is no longer buying Twitter
Le Pen lost (twice)
AfD lost
Deal with it.
Austrian center right party has a good chance of not getting re-elected to.
What a time to be alive.
I have been playing video games since the Atari 2600 (I'm not that old, but my country has always been at least a decade behind) and I honestly think that nowadays is the best time for gaming, there is a lot of good stuff for all tastes and I always make time after work to play something (be it old or new). But these current interactions between media/developer/consumer seem super fake to me, there is something that makes me think it's some kind of trap, I don't know, maybe it's because I've become too cynical and always expect the worst from the media and social networks.
He's a homosexual e-beggar that's even more pathetic than that "your breathtaking" guy
Quality katanas are worth 500 bucks each. They wouldn't send him 2 real katanas with 1000 bucks
I don't care about this person.
I'm pissed that you wienersuckers won't stop spamming the board to talk about him. b***h ass reddit dick riders.
They bribed him to please stop carrying scrubs.
This libtard rageposting about the flu is going into the troon collage.
Nice reading comprehension skills you got there.
Its a good indicator the troon suspicion was on point.
I don't understand how he lost to her so many times in the first place, this game seriously isn't that hard.
He doesn't. Reddit's overhype does. There are likely hundreds of thousands of players who could do what he did. But they didn't have the autism to log the necessary hours. Reddit-tier "dog" memes ruined a video where a normal reaction is "nice gj" to "He's an Immortal God". But he's just a guy that took the time to learn attack patterns
Why do you keep spamming it?
Forced PR for Elden Rings and supports drawgays. You let someone beat the boss for you and he gets all the praise? What a sick joke
It's called "let me frick her" for a reason. its because its a cuckold fetish
>100% shield and high stability
>+ A spear with bleed
Took me maybe 10 attempts.
Ganker can't cope that someone actually beat Elden Ring legit
Most people that played elden ring beat it. Its to a dummy high completion rate for a game like this. And it sold gajillions.
Reddit
He's weak.
Forced Reddit meme.
>
Because it's nothing novel. People have been making specialized builds to help out with obnoxious bosses since Demon's Souls. This butthole just bragged about it on twitter as if it was something novel and the shitters on there ate it up.
Most people dont even know this is an in-game character
FromRedditware
>there are people that are mad at some one having fun helping others
>there are people that are mad at others for people that use a mechanic implemented by the devs
fricking beyond me
>there are people that are mad at him for helping others
>there are people mad at others for a game mechanic implemanted by the deves
fricking beyond me
>thread about a fad created on reddit and spread by the media as a subliminal form of propaganda
>anons realize the scam and warn
>bots start spamming the thread with off topic subjects
My conspiracy mind makes me conclude that corporations are creating armies of AIs to control our minds.
Why don't Ganker make reddit into Ganker instead of reddit making Ganker into reddit?
Because he uses the pot helmet and I have a physical need to hate and break every pot in a videogame
I never took the vaccine but I know vaxxtards irl. Is shedding a thing? Are we pureblood chads at risk? I think we should put vaccinated people in camps just to be sure.
I guess you'd find someone this stupid on Ganker, but still holy frick...
>I guess you'd find someone this stupid on Ganker, but still holy frick...
it just kind of bums me out how people do cool shit in video games and help other people with no real goal of seeking recognition, but this guy becomes the community darling despite doing the exact same thing
there's gonna be a hundred copycats in every game going forward now
I'm not really mad at him, I'm mad at the people glorifying him despite him doing the same thing other people already did for no reason other than they enjoyed it
As long as I can invade and kill the copycats I don't care.
In fact, From Software should send me a sword because of just how many idiots I've slain during my 700 hours of invasions.
How did this thread get taken over by conspiracy nuts and fake news proclaimers?
Yes those pesky fake news spreaders harming our benefactors and humanists at big pharma, also remember to take your fourth jab gentiles. Even if you're under 65, not obese and have no reason to be afraid.
the discord troons have been getting rolled all day and finally snapped. Its gotten bad before but never THIS bad.
Self harm is a given at this point.
The stink of failure clings to them like a wound between your legs, you'd think they'd be used to it by now.
because /misc/ wasn;t deleted 6 years ago before it became this much of a problem.
Have they grown too powerful?
>Self harm is a given at this point.
This is rich coming from people taking the science juice from a company that killed 100000 Americans during the opioid crisis.
i think the fact is that he actually wasn't anonymous doing this
he physically got up and got a retail brand promotional item from the devs and popularized himself doing it
i hate showboating. admit it, all he did was find a formula and monitized it. good for him but, i'm not worshiping players unless it's some 1% success rate shit
No one really cares.
k
Right, witch is why you keep crying about it. Sure
I hate seeing people have fun and be successful. This world constantly shits on me and rewards others.
oh my gosh how could they pander to 99.99% of all gamers and not some literal who GankerBlack person homosexuals
woah he beat the game
Because I prefer my Japanese stuff to be as far away from westerners as possible.
the idea of dark souls is to overcome challenges, not AFK while a twink with a meme build beats a boss for you.
Reddit tier troony game
Supposed to be hardcore player uses the shitty broken cheese build Stupid oblivious normies and their trademaked wholesome attitude. Opportunistic marketeers jumping on the hypetrain. Humblebraging attention whoring gay.
I can't wait until we have another thread on this where a zoomzoom bought it off ebay for $10,000 USD.
> OMG IT'S LET ME SOLO HER
he doesn't i just think the people propping him up this much are kind of strange
it's like they've never been carried by a guy in a video game before or something
They haven't, elden ring is normie tier
not angry, just think r*ddit ring and fromsoys in general are cringe