Why does she call him Linky?

Why does she call him Linky?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She wants him to 'link' up with her

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they finna link up soon?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Link is too busy getting pozzed by Bolosn.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Need it or keep it?

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because she is 4-5x older than him.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a bit much. She was only slightly older than him during the age of calamity, only her physical body changed. The same way Link is still technically ~120 but the Shrine of Resurrection kept him locked at the age he was when he was put there

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was like 110 years since the age of calamity.
        Purah likes 128 years old.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was like 110 years since the age of calamity.
        Purah likes 128 years old.

        She was alive and concious for the entire time between Age of calamity and links resurrection.
        So she looks physically late 20s early 30s. Is mentally over 100 years old.
        Treats Link like a child because he's mentally 100 years younger than her.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >So she looks physically late 20s early 30s. Is mentally over 100 years old.

          Wasn't she physically 6 in BotW? How many years have passed between both games?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >So she looks physically late 20s early 30s. Is mentally over 100 years old.

          Wasn't she physically 6 in BotW? How many years have passed between both games?

          Her diary in the Hateno lab says she adjusted the youth beam and turned herself back to a 20-year-old between the two games. So she's physically 20, internally at least 125 (~20 before the calamity, 100 year timeskip, ~5 years between the games).

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because translators are moronic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally calls him that in the JP voicelines, slither back to your hole

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She calls him Linky in Japanese? Not Rinku-chan?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          She just calls him "Link" (Rinku)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick off. in JP she calls him Link like everyone else.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what game?
    jw

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mourning of the Empire

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      elden ring

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Linky, look

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      *lick lick*
      Hng~ *splurt*

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stirrup shit
      Frick off with this meme fetish, tights are infinitely superior

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not a footgay and I still disagree with you

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shit opinion

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you were Minish sized she could tuck you into her stirrup haha

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        haha, I wish

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She calls him Linku-shcama-chingchong-chan in the wapanese version. CRINGE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's her mating call. Now put her in the maid outfit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those outfits are actually for Link

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >safe horny

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't you?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does this guy take so goddamn long to update his Fanbox these days

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    because she indulges his fetishes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      source?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAA GRUNNY EROTIC ToT

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >old lady forces the player to go into a machine that gropes him with 6 (six) tentacles at once while he does NOTHING to resist
    >several times
    okay nintendo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It only gropes him once since he consents every other time
      The tentacles get off to surprise

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    post purah ass

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Josha gets to use this ass as a body pillow every night
        so fricking jelly

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine the farts

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Sheikah women so hot

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Paya is dead to me because of the NTR bait.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Art book shows an unused(?) model for Sheikah assassins in sneaking suits
    Too bad. I wish Kakariko had more than farmers and retirees living there.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You see these guys in the Memory where Link dies, they come to help Zelda and she tells them to take Link to the shrine of resurrection.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        But why are they in TotK's art book.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She wants to shrinky the Linky

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      minish DLC when

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because she is trans <3

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She calls him that? I always named the hero after myself in the other games. You can't choose the protagonist name in botw and totk?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I always named the hero after myself
      There’s autists that literally do this? Did you name Titus from FFX after yourself too, sperge?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Titus

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You can't choose the protagonist name in botw and totk?
      Welcome to the effects of including voice acting. Personally when I first played BotW 6 years ago I wanted to name him Rink because no right hander could be a real Link. But no, can't do that.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      booba

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gimme a Purah draw request.
    >captcha: G0YMM
    What did Hiroshimoot mean

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why does someone give one of their friends a nickname

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sexo.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone got a pic of what she calls link in jap

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    whoever did her design should get a pay raise and a promotion

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had to hide my boner from my sister when Purah stepped on-screen.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    she does not in the superior dub aka anything but english

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to fill Purah with cum until she explodes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      she'd probably needs to completely dominate you to keep up her interests. so you uhh might be the drained one or worse

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go ahead ma'am

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not too concerned with logistics
        I'm just going to jerk off imagining Purah swelling with cum like a balloon on a spigot, turning taut and hot and slick with sweat, reddening and creaking as her belly button pops out and she begins leaking spunk from every orifice before eventually climaxing and bursting like a cum filled depth charge

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          im gonna imagine demoman being on camera saying 'kaboom!"

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kek, challenging wank but I believe in you

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              your a trooper son. you got spirit

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    linky is the equivalent of "papi chulo"

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because he's stinky!

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not in my language
    I don't accept English troonyslation headcanon

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does she call him in jap?
    Lets work backwards from there.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They didn’t think up a better pet a e that simultaneously manages to not be too sexy.

    Just a total lack of creativity for a platonic pet name for Link.

    Ironically, she could have called us something like Tiger or Slugger in english and the localization would click.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She called him Linky in BotW too.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Purah cum bomb

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine if she made you cum really fast and started teasing you for it hahahahh

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rhymes with winky.

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