Why does the Scout from Team Fortress 2 choose to mummify his hands?

Why does the Scout from Team Fortress 2 choose to mummify his hands?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For grabbing children obviously. He's canonically a pedophile.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's cool, in his head.

      Scout is for Miss Pauling only and Graygays should hang themselves on robot wire

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        All females belong to the scout. Including Ms. Gray.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      source?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      where the hell did he get those dog tags?

      fricking high schoolers is not pedophilia.
      it's based, but it isn't pedophilia.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're not for mummification, it's more like footbinding only for the hands, it makes him more aerodynamically designed

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Long story short, Soldier broke his hands.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't know if it's canon but I assume it's because he thinks it's cool

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because scout is meant to have small hands like sniper and spy but his silhouette would look bad if there were just 2 streaks of flesh color flanking him. This is the same reason they gave heavy gloves.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >silhouettes mattering
      Ahhhh, those were the days

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I figured it was protection for his hands since he fights at such close range.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I assume you've never played basketball before. It's for keeping friction with the metal batting club.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they're some kind of poorgay batting gloves

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Better grip, protection against chafing/superficial cuts/bruises and adds extra support for your muscles and bones.
    Look up boxer tape.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they're some kind of poorgay batting gloves

      I assume you've never played basketball before. It's for keeping friction with the metal batting club.

      I've heard of handwraps in boxing, but never baseball.

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