Why does the thalmor want everyone paranoid?

I'm building a Nord cryomancer in honor of the upcoming weather even though it's a literal nothing burger.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's -20 for me right now with 30mph winds
    although it is a bit of a nothing burger since we get this for a week or two every winter. only odd thing is until last week we had no snow and basically just had a cold autumn for winter

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally happens every year.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I literally said that

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is every weather change a crisis now?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would bet that views and clicks increase when there's an alert. It's good for their business.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      To siphon more money from you and carbon producing businesses through taxes.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the feds want to convince the public that green energy is the future (which they have all invested deeply into).

      10 years from now, when they ban coal and nuclear plants, farmers will start the purge like they are doing in Germany.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same reason winter storms have names now.

      Severe weather makes M O N E Y for all parties that aren't involved. People love seeing other people get fricked up. When Florida was battered by four hurricanes in 2004? When Katrina killed thousands of Black folk in Florida and the gulf coast? When Sandy flooded New York and laid waste to the Jersey shore? When Texas was put on ice? Did you ever stop to think about the spike in ratings at CNN and The Weather Channel during those events?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mass hysteria or psychosis like the spell Drevis gives you at the college.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the thalmor are trying to force God's hand and get him to intervene

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Severe weather is kino as frick, god bless the USA for keeping us humble before nature

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow this thread is full of absolute morons.
    I hope you guys are at least getting paid for this.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's -16 with 16 mph wind, with no heating because the landlord doesn't believe in it.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Texas bros I'm worried !!

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    only 34F here
    I really want to experience true cold at least once, feel what it's like to step outside into negatives, otherwise i don't think i can ever truly wrap my head around the fact that from here to -20 is the same difference as to 80s

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5-6 inches of snow on the way
    >don't have to come in to work on monday
    >have plenty of food stocked up
    who else here is /comfy/?

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >10 years ago
    >it's going to be hot outside everyone
    >now
    >it's a level 99 extreme heat apocalypse don't go outside it's too dangerous!

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think snow shoveling is fun.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not in Texas in 2021

      We lost power and water for like 4 days

      We had to shove snow and melt it for the toilet

      And boil the snow for water

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hmmm just like the ancestors. Think about that. You literally used natur to survive instead of relying on Walmart or Taco Bell.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nibba I like Walmart and Taco Bell

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I do too but you should be proud of yourself that you lived without municipal/corporate water for 4 days.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's so le ebin to le make le breads that le pretend to le be about le video games.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are we really getting schizo over storm warnings and alerts? They aren't a new thing.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >le not le being a le schizo

      Le cringe! Le downboat!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The media is making a big deal over it

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        A warning is hardly making a big deal over it. It's just a heads up so people know that there might be harsh conditions and they act accordingly. The people here are the ones who seem to be making a big deal over it.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You clearly haven't looked at the tv. Normies are going ape shit over nothing.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i will not be fooled by the weather israelite

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So much for Global Warming.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This place really is full of uneducated people huh

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