Why does this game just look bad?
>First time in the franchise where all the designs look like shit
>Voice acting is off as seen with Lanz or whoever the gray man is
>Generic war story and how the main villains is actually the main cast because the main cast are all clones of the villains
>Worse UI than 2's UI
>Unlock all party members at the start of the game instead of gradually unlocking them all like other JRPGs
Does this game have any hype to it? I genuinely feel the last remaining hype to this game is now gone because Persona 3, 4 and 5 are now on the Switch, making me believe people are gonna cancel their pre-orders to buy Persona instead.
>INB4 SE pre orders get mentioned
They're all being scalped as seen on E-Bay being sold for $200 to $300.
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i trust them. every xenoblade has been good.
You haven't played 2. Okay.
Except 2 is good?
I have never played a Xenoblade game. Do they eventually climb the giant things on every cover?
Kind of, in both games you end up inside of the giant thing in the cover.
rex
>Persona 3, 4 and 5 are now on the Switch
WTF I'm going to download them right now!
>First time in the franchise where all the designs look like shit
X looked worse.
>Voice acting is off
Not even close.
>Generic war story
Game isn't out yet.
>Worse UI than 2's UI
No.
>Unlock all party members at the start of the game
Bout fricking time.
time in the franchise where all the designs look like shit
>X looked worse.
X's models were bad but the actual designs were great.
Don't care, still pre-ordered twice
>Pre-ordering
>Buying the same game twice
???
>Why does this game just look bad?
The character designs are GARBAGE.
Wait, are these supposed to be the main villains?
Why did they bother keeping Saitou if they were just going to rein in his shit and make it bland as hell, I thought XB2's designs were bad but 3's just inspire apathy. They made a brown-fight girl, what should be an instant winner and somehow fricked that up too with ugly gloves and an unappealing body.
Why are her pants comically large?
To hide the bulge from her magnum chocolate dong obviously
>trying to hide a wiener with loose clothes
that just turns your pants into a tent whenever you get a boner, rookie mistake
Simply take Boner-B-Gone.
Good thing the character designs have been give a modesty pass then, she'd never survive XB2
It's spring loaded. Latest innovation in Keves technology.
I can't wait for this to be the best sellijg Xenoblade so you gays have a nice day.
I personally prefer a game to be good than to sell well, but that's just me.
The thing is, it is going to be fantastic, but you coomer morons are so deep in your cope that you're trying to make up reasons for it being shit. The story has a better premise than 2 by a country mile, and the voice acting is as hammy as it always has been.
The story and characters in 3 are so dull I would rather play a Tales game, and I haven't touched one of those since Graces.
>The story has a better premise than 2
>Thinking war stories are better than the adventures 2 had
2 had a great first 30 minutes that engaged you on the story. After that it did become kind of a letdown until the last chapters where things actually happen. I really dont think that 3 will be worse, especially after considering that the point of 2 may have been to introduce Nia and the connection to 1's story. Which would mean that 3's story was roughly planned long ago.
>Which would mean that 3's story was roughly planned long ago
I highly doubt that.
the director claimed XB3's plot was thought up during the planning of 2
https://www.nintendo.co.uk/News/2022/February/An-introduction-to-Xenoblade-Chronicles-3-from-Executive-Director-Tetsuya-Takahashi-2168433.html
>The key visual features a broken great sword of Mechonis and the body of the Urayan Titan with a big gaping hole. I imagine everyone who saw the trailer was quite surprised by the final scene. What is this visual hinting at? I can’t reveal that yet. What I can tell you is that this visual was conceived quite some time ago. More precisely speaking, we came up with it sometime between the end of development of Xenoblade Chronicles and the beginning of development of Xenoblade Chronicles 2.
>"We've planned all these game's stories out"
Very highly doubt that. The Last Jedi revealed two things to me:
>Critics are always paid and should never trust them
>There was no plan for the sequel trilogy
this is the same moron who's been trying to tell the same story since the 90s, i fully believe he would come up with 2 games worth of plot in one setting before realizing he has to actually make those games
>this is the same moron who's been trying to tell the same story since the 90s
Xenogears, Saga, and Blade aren't even connected though.
Barry, please just have a nice day. You'd be doing us all a favor.
>Anyone who criticizes anything is Barry
So how's your flop of a game called 7R, eh BA7RY? Gonna start claiming I'm Jimbo now?
Beats me how people can claim Xenoblade 2 characters look bad when 3 has shit shit.
As long as it doesn't have the gacha from 2 I'm happy with it.
Xenoblade 2 only coomers tards look at Rex design and call it a masterpiece.
Every day til the end of time itself
It looks great
I got my SE preordered today
OP sucks copious dick
off yourself, Barry
You forgot to mention the Black person and how the blonde girl is getting blacked.
Blonde?
He's a moron, pay him no mind
>literally like over 5 threads of anons trying to get the SE and most of them actually getting it
>the game has way more hype from jap fanartists than 2 had before launch
>trailers getting more views than previous xenoblade game trailers
>third most pre-ordered game in japan, right behind Splatoon 3 and MH rise sunbreak
>"t-there's totally no hype, it's gonna be another tortanic!!! ignore the fact that all of our tortanic posting about SMTV failed!"
I guess snoys are in shitposting overdrive mode since they lost persona huh?
>I guess snoys are in shitposting overdrive mode since they lost persona huh?
they lost it two weeks ago when it was revealed for xbox, why would xenoblade be the only game affected by it
It's the only mildly big jrpg exclusive releasing for the remainder of this year.
>tendie
You using an SMTV gif is very convincing, roachboy but an actual megaten fan wouldn't be doomposting a Xenoblade game
>You using an SMTV gif is very convincing, roachboy but an actual megaten fan wouldn't be doomposting a Xenoblade game
this
>Doomposting
Criticism is now doomposting? Bet you believe all the criticism for Return to Monkey Island is harassment as well.
>Does this game have any hype to it? I genuinely feel the last remaining hype to this game is now gone because Persona 3, 4 and 5 are now on the Switch, making me believe people are gonna cancel their pre-orders to buy Persona instead.
How is this not doomposting?
The megaten fans who aren't hyped for XB3 don't give two shits about it and wouldn't be in a thread 'critiquing" it. Only fake Personagays are doing that
>Only fake Personagays are doing that
>Crying about Persona fans
Oh, you're one of those types.
I'm giving Personagays the benefit of the doubt which is very generous.
>but an actual megaten fan wouldn't be doomposting a Xenoblade game
what mental gymnastics is this?
>Be Tendie
>Can't go on 5 minutes without crying about Snoys and the console wars
Why are they like this?
like over 5 threads of anons trying to get the SE and most of them actually getting it
There's only 1 though.
>>the game has way more hype from jap fanartists than 2 had before launch
Art doesn't mean hype though. I don't know how you came to this conclusion.
getting more views than previous xenoblade game trailers
And Miles Morales trailer had millions yet the game flopped. Views does not equate to sales.
most pre-ordered game in japan, right behind Splatoon 3 and MH rise sunbreak
Proof?
>>"t-there's totally no hype, it's gonna be another tortanic!!! ignore the fact that all of our tortanic posting about SMTV failed!"
SMT V did suck though. There was no fricking story, and this is from someone who owns the game. I stopped playing before I reached Surt.
I own every Xeno game. Gears, Saga, Blades.
3 looks shit. I'm not getting it.
Either 2 was that big of a disappointment for you or you're a liar. 3 already looks better than 2, which doesnt say much by itself, but it's something.
>snoys
It's 2fanboys obviously.
Why does ResetEra hate 2 so much?
>the game has way more hype from jap fanartists than 2 had before launch
Lmao, making up shit must be 3tards favourite hobby
I wonder why
Penis nose
>grey man
you didn't eve play Xenoblade, gtfo homosexual
The guy with a turban in the first row has just made a decision