why does this shit look like a 2009 game?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    because you were born after 2000

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >senile boomer can't distinguish game graphics anymore
      sorry to hear.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it the same engine as Elden Ring? Why are graphics suddenly an issue?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same engine as Elden Ring, correct.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying elden shit looked good

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not saying it looked good, I am saying no one was b***hing this hard about muh graphix when ER dropped

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          More realistic art style makes lower fidelity look shit. Elden had more style to it's world

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          On the contrary, it was praised for it's amazing graphics. Kek.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Chromatic Aberration ruined Elden Ring.
            If Arm6 forces it on me I also will not play it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Correct

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          All that good art wasted on such a shit game

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That looks like Holy Spear of Longinus from Eva. Collab when?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Longinus is a homosexual. Stabbing a dead body. baka

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >WOOOAAAHHHH!!! COLOR FILTERS AMAZINGGG!!!!
          >WOOOAAAH!!!
          Meanwhile 99% of the game is rocks, trees and a piss filter. Frick off elden troony.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ITS GOOD BUT AXTUALLY
            you will never (NEVER) have good taste

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like AI shit

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Man it's such a shame ER is a blatantly unfinished game with shitton of cut content.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Elden Ring looked incredible due to art direction and designs, despite being past gen

      This looks like the blandest shit imaginable, with boring lifeless mechs in the center of it no less

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        So the criticism is you don't like robots?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Read the post again, looks like you missed or didnt understand 85% of it

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You don't like robots?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, ahmed, still bad

              Try again

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Literally just "I think the art direction of high fantasy game is better than the art direction of mech game". That's your criticism. You don't like the genre.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I think the art direction of high fantasy game is better than the art direction of mech game
                Nta but this statement doesn't inherently mean he dislikes robots. Lost Planet had a better art direction than Dragon's Dogma for example.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Literally framed the game being focused on "lifeless mechs" as if it was a design flaw.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just make your mechs not lifeless. Easy.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >mech
                >not lifeless

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                you will never be a real /m/an, dumbass larper.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                shutup you stupid homosexual. You say the art direction is bad in AC but it looks great, if you don't appreciate the aesthetic it's because you don't like mechs.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is like Gundam creators on why the main robots are white, blue and red because they wanted to sell it to kids. Kids like colorful stuff, gray mechs in a gray worlds wouldn't appeal to toy sellers.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        wow yeah that sure looks like fog, moron

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >fog everywhere to conceal literally everything worth looking at
          >all the tree LOD's are identical
          >0 creatures in sight
          actual garbage lol

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Medieval is kino, modern/futuristic is ugly slop.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why is this painting not as good? it's using the same canvas the other one used

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >food analogy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are graphics suddenly an issue?
      They're not but when Ganker Black folk have nothing else to insult they start nitpicking
      also eceleb thread

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >WHY ARE GRAPHICS AND PHYSICS IMPORTANT IN A MECHA GAME WHERE ALL YOU DO IS BLOWING UP SHIT?!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no water physics
        bravo miyazaki

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mechs just stand on water like robo jesus now rather than requiring you to use hover legs
        Oh noooooooo Fromsisters....

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's shallow water

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why
      What you're seeing is dishonest attempts at criticism. ACVI is great and seething zoomies can't find anything egregious to call it on, so they're making up nit-picks.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      elden ring is saved by level design the actual graphics are shit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Demon Souls-Elden Ring engine is graphically outdated but the superb art direction helped a lot

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why? Oh it's simple
      >WHAT!? FROMSOFT IS MAKING A NON-SOULSBORNE STYLE GAME!?
      >NOOOOOOOOO! ITS SHIT! ITS SHIT! ITS SHIT! I WANT ELDEN RING 2! I WANT DARK SOULS 4! WHAT EVEN IS ARMOURED CORE!?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Demon Souls-Elden Ring engine is graphically outdated but the superb art direction helped a lot

      there's people in this board that think that
      game engine = graphics

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    bcuz it is and kys

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zack "Mom Killer" Rawr
    Org owner of Sex Pests
    Keeper of wienerroach Mattresses
    First of His Name

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      and last of his name
      that freak aint havin kids

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    QRD on how and why he smuggled cigarettes to his mom even though the doctor specifically said no smoking?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >how
      She was staying at home and not a hospital with the oxygen breathing equipment
      >why
      He was either just supremely lazy or actively hoping she'd kill herself.
      It's actually likely he was just super lazy and didn't want to tell her "no" even though she was literally dying, which caused her to accidentally set herself and the oxygen equipment on fire from the cigarettes, causing her to die not too long after.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's actually likely he was just super lazy and didn't want to tell her "no"
        It's this and anything he says on stream is cope. The guy is the laziest fricker in the world and just wants to stay in his cave

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he’s a murderer and he ran errands for his mom because he was actually so lazy!
        He was just being a good trailer park Texan momma’s boy, buying his dying mother cartons of cigarettes because she has adult tantrums and can’t be shut up, it’s their form of a natural death

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        his mom was clearly mega moronic herself can't really expect someone who was raised by morons to become a moron to later properly take care of his moron parents

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >how
      She was staying at home and not a hospital with the oxygen breathing equipment
      >why
      He was either just supremely lazy or actively hoping she'd kill herself.
      It's actually likely he was just super lazy and didn't want to tell her "no" even though she was literally dying, which caused her to accidentally set herself and the oxygen equipment on fire from the cigarettes, causing her to die not too long after.

      is this real or are you memeing?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, that's 100% real. He directly talks about her setting herself on fire from the cigarettes he got her on one of his videos, don't recall which one.
        He weirdly doesn't see any issue about his involvement as he talks about it.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          it happened but I doubt he was trying to get her to blow herself up. Boomer was just moronic

          i only know him from mizkif streams, and he looks maximum dusty, but he clearly needs some fricking mental help if thats true.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        it happened but I doubt he was trying to get her to blow herself up. Boomer was just moronic

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        100% real, just like the blood from his gums he wiped on the wall or the actual rats in the trash in his room. Motherfricker just is that lazy and irresponsible.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >100% real, just like the blood from his gums he wiped on the wall

          ive been drinking beatboxes tonight, and im a bit buzzed, so are you saying that he was rubbing his gums in his wall until they bled, or were his gums infected, started to bleed, and instead of going to the bathroom with a glass of saltwater as a rinse, he reached into his mouth, rubbed his hands in his bloody gums and wiped them on the wall?

          https://youtu.be/yij2FpHYdwE?si=Q4Mt2UuOpMT3iQik&t=873

          he seems detached from all of what was going on. which i get when youre trying to cope, but damn

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he reached into his mouth, rubbed his hands in his bloody gums and wiped them on the wall?
            Yep, you can see it in one of his room tours

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              2nd. Most of his teeth are fake too, because the fricker never brushed his teeth and drank soda all day

              >he reached into his mouth, rubbed his hands in his bloody gums and wiped them on the wall?
              Specifically he doesn't brush his fricking teeth. The blood wipes are from when he would pull out bad teeth in the middle of BC raids.

              >Specifically he doesn't brush his fricking teeth. The blood wipes are from when he would pull out bad teeth in the middle of BC raids.

              what the frick? i dont know much about this dude but im already sick of him

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, the blood stains on the wall are from his gums bleeding in the middle of the night. Apparently he couldn't be arsed to get out of bed to rinse his mouth out

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                This guy legitimately speaks like a moron, why is he so popular?

                Because people are sickenly fascinated watching this trainwreck of a human being. Like a group of boys who keep around a smelly moron to send to harass girls on the playground, wowgays clung to him because his disgusting existence was amusing. He's a grim reflection of the modern american gamer. Lazy, unhygienic, terrible diet, terrible life choices, inattentive to loved ones, sheltered, petulant, and somehow still shit at video games.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's the same with xqc, dude is gambling away hundreds of thousands of dollars monthly in CSGO cases and downs ADHD pills like candy. His house and room look like dumps and you'd hardly believe it belongs to a multi millionaire.

                People like this act as case studies for zoomers

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            2nd. Most of his teeth are fake too, because the fricker never brushed his teeth and drank soda all day

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he reached into his mouth, rubbed his hands in his bloody gums and wiped them on the wall?
            Specifically he doesn't brush his fricking teeth. The blood wipes are from when he would pull out bad teeth in the middle of BC raids.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?si=Q4Mt2UuOpMT3iQik&t=873

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >how
      She was staying at home and not a hospital with the oxygen breathing equipment
      >why
      He was either just supremely lazy or actively hoping she'd kill herself.
      It's actually likely he was just super lazy and didn't want to tell her "no" even though she was literally dying, which caused her to accidentally set herself and the oxygen equipment on fire from the cigarettes, causing her to die not too long after.

      It’s because they’re Texans, meaning they will both proudly eat themselves into a hospital bed and smoke their way through cancer. They will simply not fricking budge. They’ll talk about their rights but at the end of the day so many of them are simply too fricking addicted to quit smoking when the doctor says they’re already dying of cancer. They turn it into some sweet thing where their son bringing them cigarettes and fast food on their deathbed is some kind of country style Texas love. In their world this is completely normal

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Think for a second, if she stopped smoking at that point would it cure her of stage 4 cancer or whatever the frick she had? No, so just let her do whatever makes her happy. She was about to kick the bucket no matter what.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        ...she set herself on fire. Because she was on an oxygen machine. And smoking while on the oxygen machine. She died not long after due to setting herself and the oxygen machine on fire.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I forgot she blew herself up but it doesn't make a difference. It was still her fault. Unless she was mentally declined then he shouldn't have to control her decisions. She chose to do something extremely hazardous and then something bad happened to her. Instead of guilt, he should just be pissed at her.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. People are being way too sensitive, it’s honestly pretty gay anons pretend to care about smoking and vice. Like oh boo hoo guys you wanna call the cops about it? Suddenly you’re the hall monitor? Get the frick outta here

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          She was on an oxygen machine.
          And set herself on fire.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            That’s not your business, hall monitor

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're a moron.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                What, for not seeing it as a murder? Some old woman somewhere causes an accident smoking on oxygen, so what.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who are you even arguing with? Never said it was murder. He helped kill her, though. Just like someone whose vet tell them their overfeeding their dog/cat is killing them and they need to ration the pet's food, and they refuse to do so and the pet dies early (much less dramatic than literally setting themselves on fire from the cigarettes and an oxygen machine).

                Sure, it's none of my business, they have a right to be an idiot. I also have a right to call a spade and spade and point and laugh at the idiocy of the obvious outcome.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh go cry some more, sensitive.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >making fun of someone for being an idiot causing their mom to set themself on fire is "being sensitive"
                kek
                moron

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >hahaha oh my god I can’t believe someone bought cigarettes for their dying mother!!!
                >just force your mom to quit her main addictive habit cold turkey in the last months of her life, it’s like, more moral or whatever!
                They should try and be safe around the equipment but people are literally like this, they choose to smoke. Setting off an oxygen tank is just another episode in ‘I won’t quit smoking even to save my life’, it’s really not that special

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                She set herself on fire. From smoking around an oxygen machine.
                kek

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your first mistake was comparing her to a dog. Nobodies arguing that the incident wasn't idiotic, but he holds no responsibility for it which you seem to think he does.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                he's not going to let you suck his dick bro

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why would you think I'm into living corpse blowjobs

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >People aren't responsible for whatever their actions are
                I swear the amount of shit people make up for famous celebs they don't know in person is astonishing

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >give someone a gun
                >that person decides to do something bad with it despite me telling them not to
                >i'm responsible
                Do you think this?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Person asks for a gun
                >Don't question why and just give it to them
                Yeah you fricking idiot

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                They tell you for hunting then. You just sound like a control freak so I don't really care about your answer anymore.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Noting someone's stupidity = control freak

                You're a pretty lost cause if you failed to comprehend

                Who are you even arguing with? Never said it was murder. He helped kill her, though. Just like someone whose vet tell them their overfeeding their dog/cat is killing them and they need to ration the pet's food, and they refuse to do so and the pet dies early (much less dramatic than literally setting themselves on fire from the cigarettes and an oxygen machine).

                Sure, it's none of my business, they have a right to be an idiot. I also have a right to call a spade and spade and point and laugh at the idiocy of the obvious outcome.

                anon

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You literally compared a human to an animal moron. Probably autistic or something

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                That was another anon, and you don't seem very well in your head yourself if you think that analogy means is animal to human.

                What excuse? The only debate here is if it’s just a dumb smoker staying addicted while they’re sick, or if it’s supervillain idiocy. It’s not impressive or anything but yeah some Texan doesn’t quit her habit to save her life, causes an accident. It’s just not inexcusable someone would buy their mom cigarettes when they know she’s not going to quit. I’m sure it happens a decent bit actually, the whole oxygen tank accident with smokers

                Would you want your mama to burn?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                If my mom was sixty years into a cigarette addiction and was saying she doesn’t care she’s going to go out smoking, I wouldn’t assume giving her cigarettes meant she was going to burn herself alive
                Though I would hopefully think ahead and see the oxygen tank as a risk

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'll be sure to bring her a whole carton then when I pay her a visit. One of those big zippos too since it's okay with you.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you have to force your dying mother to quit her main habit without her consent in the last months of her life and just deprive her of it or else you’re a manslaughterer
                Will you just let the stupid woman die the way she wants

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Better than giving her an early cremation. Don't get why you clowns keep justifying it

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s her job to keep fire away from the oxygen tanks, he didn’t douse her in gasoline you tryhard

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >We need to keep fire away from the oxygen tanks so lets just bring more flammable items to her

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >my mom who literally hasnt stopped smoking to save her life for the past 60 years is permanently pissed and b***hing everyone out on her deathbed
                >better not give her what she wants because she’ll probably make a bomb

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                So I've heard it the first time.

                Better than giving her an early cremation. Don't get why you clowns keep justifying it

                The point is that he did a thing, and there were consequences. The end result might've been the same had he not did the thing, but at least it could've been less painful.
                Your pea brain is so hyper focused on riding his dick when I know you wouldn't make this excuse if the exact same situation happened to some other poor moronic soul

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                What excuse? The only debate here is if it’s just a dumb smoker staying addicted while they’re sick, or if it’s supervillain idiocy. It’s not impressive or anything but yeah some Texan doesn’t quit her habit to save her life, causes an accident. It’s just not inexcusable someone would buy their mom cigarettes when they know she’s not going to quit. I’m sure it happens a decent bit actually, the whole oxygen tank accident with smokers

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You should be a cop if you like the feeling of controlling what people do.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                see

                Who are you even arguing with? Never said it was murder. He helped kill her, though. Just like someone whose vet tell them their overfeeding their dog/cat is killing them and they need to ration the pet's food, and they refuse to do so and the pet dies early (much less dramatic than literally setting themselves on fire from the cigarettes and an oxygen machine).

                Sure, it's none of my business, they have a right to be an idiot. I also have a right to call a spade and spade and point and laugh at the idiocy of the obvious outcome.

                moron

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Thinly-veiled eceleb thread

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why you're an ecelebnewBlack person

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why does this shit look like a 2009 game?
    Doesn't really work anymore when games like Minecraft, Battlebit and Fortnite are now the standard for graphics.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >an actual thread discussing a video game gets deleted
    >eceleb shill threads stay up

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to vee, enjoy your stay frfr

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >using a israelitetube thumbnail
    >parroting some other homosexual's opinion as your own
    goddamn i hate the underaged npcs that infest this board.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day ASSMONGOLOID POSTER

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    when will he say it sucks? he's hating it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      asmon ghoul wont say anything negative until his handler's contract with bandai namco expires

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still don't see how this looks bad.
    Post a better looking mech game.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Still don't see how this looks bad.
      This. I don't even care for the game and think it looks fine and modern. Must be some sort of lame meme.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Going to put it down to seething Western devs, after b***hing about difficulty or "UX" didn't stop Fromsoft getting more and more popular over the last few years, and outselling their crap.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is stuck here for 2 hours now

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he looks like the roach men from terraformars

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >game gets hard enough that throwing yourself at a boss doesn't work anymore
      Every fromsoft release it happens to him lmao

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek he's breaking down.
      His problem is he just charges everything and doesn't try to dodge shit. There's always an opening when you gradually build up that meter.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      In before
      >I'm done I'm done I'm getting frustrated
      >I can't do this anymore it's not fun
      >chat spams purple hearts
      >goes back to watching videos for two weeks and talking about the games he's never going to play

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        In some ways, him and I are not so different after all

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Guess you just can't beat the institute.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That shit sucks on heavy tank, had to switch back to bipedal to kill it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cucking out and switching loadouts
        You didn't beat it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just typed in chat "change your build" and got permabanned, lol. What a filthy b***h

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >le graphics cries out the redditor

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    2009 games look the same as 2023 games

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Such a gorgeous game, the Sonic hate in 2007-2010 was fricking real after 06, some reviewers gave Unleashed worse scores than 06, it was genuinely fricked up bias

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Souls looked like a PS2 game when it came out, who cares. Also why is this donkeyface on my Ganker all the time now? I can smell him through my monitor.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    zoomer

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's going to play hardcore classic right?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope. Last time he tried he was flocked by 20 spergs who jumped around him throughout the entire human starting area. one sperg was named YWNBAW and Asmon never noticed lmao

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wanting excessive detail in a game where there's projectiles and sparks flying all over the screen so it's even harder to see what's happening

    Game looks good and I'm tired of all you visual noise homosexuals who keep making video games worse

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      at least give us hd textures

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frankly, there's too much detail, and not enough colour, but that's a whole other topic.
      Daemon X Machina looks more visually appealing to me.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Daemon X Machina looks more visually appealing to me.
        This

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >refuses to adapt
    >wonders why he can't progress

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy legitimately speaks like a moron, why is he so popular?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was one of the very few entertaining World of Warcraft streamers. Reacted to a Dark Souls speedrun in like 2018, Youtube algorithm shoved his reaction video down everyone's throat and he blew up from there. He's mildly entertaining when discussing a game or topic he actually understands i.e World of Warcraft, otherwise he's usually moronic and sucks at games he can't brute force. Which is why he likes Souls games so much and is getting filtered hard in AC right now

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The boss is such a mess of attacks I cant even tell if its a tough fight or he is just bad.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop talking about this Black person's depressing life. I will jump out a fricking window,

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >keeps losing
    >doesn't change his approach
    >whenever his viewers try to help him he just says he's a slow learner and does the same thing again
    is this what aging is or is he just a sperg?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He always does this. He'll end up quitting and coming back tomorrow after watching a guide

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He must have said "I don't understand" over 50 times by now.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally how he approaches every game. Even when the game and marketing 100% tells you "you're supposed to adapt/change loadouts" at different points.
        He's 100% going to complain that the game is designed badly as he continues to lose due to refusal to change his loadout, approach, or strategy.

        Chronic WoW brain. It's actually sad and I caught myself slipping like this long ago when I used to play very repetitive and low-skill games like WoW and Souls titles. Specifically quit MMO (as if they're not dead already anyway) and Souls trash because they turn you into a moron.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          RPGs in general cause brainrot, hence why AAA devs put the mechanics in everything these days.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally how he approaches every game. Even when the game and marketing 100% tells you "you're supposed to adapt/change loadouts" at different points.
      He's 100% going to complain that the game is designed badly as he continues to lose due to refusal to change his loadout, approach, or strategy.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because it is, I am the one who paid money. The game should cater to the player not the other way around. Either you accept that the player is king or you'll get dropped for another game that can do better.
        It's not the 80s where you can egotistically force your ideas on the player, you have competition now. But From are stuck in the past.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Admits to watching streamers
      Holy frick the state of this board.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is a stream watching thread you dumbass lmao, everyone is commenting about asmon’s currently live stream

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    fromsoft was always mid from a technical perspective. game runs like shit, physics and animation is clunky, graphics are meh. the reason all the Ganker normgroids all obsess about fromsoft is because they determine the value of their own life in their ability to beat a "hard" game (not) and the art direction specifically catering to lotr high fantasy lovers and japan worshippers, both extremely autistic cultish groups and brought them together under one game series. is it any wonder their shit sells like hotcakes and has one of the most psychotic mainstream fanbases out there? armored core getting an automatic +2 to its actual objective score and selling millions for no other reason than the association of a brand is proof of this.

    zoe2 came out 20 years ago and by some reason was and is still far better than this.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their games were just neat AA games that clearly had a lot of passion put into them. Before they became this whole sensation that I don't even entirely understand.
      Elden Ring isn't even one of the better Souls games. I don't get why it blew up like the biggest thing in the world and started winning GOTYs left and right.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        its edgy goth lotr/gow atmosphere is an easy win for normgroids. its like how if you make a movie about slavery or wartime tragedy its an automatic oscar. and the association with japan makes it even stronger, because weebs see it as a love letter from the le superior nihonjin that validates "their culture" and receives it as a compliment of a cosmic tier.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not really. There are a million "edgy" fantasy games that no one gives a shit about. The Souls games did a great job at using what they had to build atmosphere, and the sense of traveling through a world that was mysterious and intriguing.
          It was a clear step above something like Castlevania for the PS2, or Nightmare Creatures.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            bruh? i said lotr (lord of the rings) / got (game of thrones) but with edgy emo and gothic tones to appeal to the suicidal teens and manchildren, not castlevania or nightmare creatures. thats not tolkien fantasy at all...

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ugh it’s just poopy trash for stupid box moronS who only love it because they EAT SHIT
          Dark Souls was loved because it was a normal frickin game where you walk around and fight in dungeons with a sword, in a time where everything was either a shooter, plagued with cutscenes, and made of Simon says bullshit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also, the Zoe games are legitimately kind of ass.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        indeed. thats what makes this armored core thing so baffling. people pretend like they always gave a shit or even knew what it was, much less pretending like it was an amazing series (never was).

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      its edgy goth lotr/gow atmosphere is an easy win for normgroids. its like how if you make a movie about slavery or wartime tragedy its an automatic oscar. and the association with japan makes it even stronger, because weebs see it as a love letter from the le superior nihonjin that validates "their culture" and receives it as a compliment of a cosmic tier.

      it's just mostly because theri games are good and your moronic zoomer homosexual just happens to have shit taste, ever thought abou that?

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Graphics peaked in 2007 with Crysis

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a good entry in the franchise?
    Haven't played an AC before.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah go for it
      just don't expect to have an i-frame button despite all of the "it's the dark souls of armored core" shitposting and eceleb shilling

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"it's the dark souls of armored core"
        I never played the series, but I still knew these people were moronic.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >e-celeb shit
    moderators

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely disgusting

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >too poor to get it fixed
      Excuses, or more like malingering actually. A light bulb isn’t expensive

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you not know how to switch a fricking lightbulb?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like someone who larps as a poor person.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        because he likely is larping

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie just turn off the breaker hahaha
      like just flip the switch lol
      homie just twist some fricking wires lmao

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      intelectual Black person

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shazamtrannies can’t stop seething about fromsoft
    They win again. You’re still a loser homosexual Gankerirgin. All things as they should be.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >my favorite company won hoooray
      good lap dog.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nooo a fun game came out
        >I better seethe uncontrollably at it’s success
        die mad Black person

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          good goy! posting pictures of your israeli masters as well, woof woof goy!

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's funny is asmongo isn't even white trash, his father had a respectable job as an engineer. Pretty sure both him and his mom are on the spectrum and that's why their house looked so disgusting after his dad left

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >asmongo isn't even white trash
      He absolutely is white trash. He lives the same as homeless bums in trailers

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being white trash isn't about money. It's a mindset.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m curious what actually happened with their marriage because it seems like asmon’s mom was a completely unrepentant couch potato who trained her son to lock himself in the attic the same way she does.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        > she does
        You mean was. The whorish hag uo and burned to death lmao

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You mean was. The whorish hag uo and burned to death lmao
          some day you will feel bad for even thinking about writing stuff like this, anon

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            These subhumans have no empathy or self-awareness

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    His totinos pizza video revealed
    >he cooks anything in the oven twice as long as it needs to be cooked, because he believes it ‘decontaminates’ the food better
    >does not eat any food with any moisture, says moisture means dangerous bacteria and food being dry or stale means it’s sanitary
    >does not know how to operate the actual oven, his mom died without him learning and now he just doesn’t know. Places a convection oven on the burners to use as his oven

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This guy is actually more autistic than Ulillillia wtf

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off asmongolid with your piggie little eyes, go back to hick town and smoke meth in your shack.

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please tell me there is an option to shut the frick up the voices after the first time hearing them during boss fights.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >refuses to change strategy or loadout
    "there's literally nothing I can do, he just hits me and I can't do anything about it"

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does that homosexual have so many viewers? He’s literally and unironically a legit moron who isn’t funny or charismatic in any way.

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jannies do your job

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >once again an Asmongold thread is the most active thread and GankerBlack folk can only seethe about it
    zoomers won.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What was the phrase? Great people talk about ideas, small minded people talk about other people.

      Talking about people is the easiest low hanging fruit. It is by definition gossip.

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't he just change his loadout? and lets be fair for a moment; do you guys think the game has done a good job of teaching new players that loadout changing is important?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Asmon is just moronic from nothing but years of playing skinner boxes. He'll ragequit, go on a meltie about how the game is shit, and then come back a few days later following a guide.

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    STOP LIVEFEEDING HIS STREAM, DO YOUR JOB MODS

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >STOP LIVEFEEDING HIS STREAM, DO YOUR JOB MODS

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why does a game I watch through video compression look like a 2009 game
    Because you're a moronic homosexual that doesn't play games.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I played it and it looked like shit still. Anything else spergtard?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're a moronic homosexual who worships Ecelebs.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          watch out everyone we got the self hating gen Y homosexual lashing out to feel better again.
          It's okay champ a lot of people were "touched" growing up

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Zoomer newbie
            Nice way of outing yourself Black person.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              nobody cares just like nobody cares about you in real life lmao

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'd rather quit the game than change how I'm playing. That's just how my brain works.
    kek, I see why some of Ganker likes this dude. they think just like him.

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is giving me some Nioh 2 underworld flashbacks.

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 hours still on same boss LOL banning people suggesting change his loadout Lol

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Can't equip a big weapon and spam one move to shit on the boss
    >"It's a bad boss"
    This is what happens when a Souls player is faced with a problem they can't cheese their way out of

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    late night comfy asmongold watch thread

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=5e-pOexGQ0xreMZD
    Another kino stream mr asmongold

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >asmon currently stuck on a boss fight
    >needs to change his mech to hard counter it
    >"no its just a shit boss"
    >"I'm not changing my build until I finish the game shut the frick up"

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    because there's a bald man taking half of the picture

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the mindset games like Path of Exile instill in people.

    You play the game with one build that is supposed to just nuke every single thing in the game by pressing 1 finger. The game touts all these systems and complex things but in actuality it's all mindless braindead filler that you're meant to just sponge over with your numbers.
    "So many builds!" yeah, and all of them boil down to spawning particle effects rapidly with 1 finger to make all the bubbles on screen pop.

    These people play Souls games the same way, where they just find the one broken strategy fromsoft put in their specifically for these shitters/reviewers to use to beat the game.

    Armored Core is all about creating multiple loadouts and learning and adapting in multiple ways with your build and really analyzing the situation. You can't just use 1 build to stamp on the entire game (unless you're actually good you can dodge/pro gamer all of it, there will be people that beat AC6 with their feet on a DDR pad fists only)

    The slow buildup to the ease of Elden Ring has thrown these people under the bus, they're now back in raging at Capra Demon mode.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You play the game with one build that is supposed to just nuke every single thing in the game by pressing 1 finger. The game touts all these systems and complex things but in actuality it's all mindless braindead filler that you're meant to just sponge over with your numbers.
      That's basically every modern game that gives you a enough freedom with your build. Gamers have just learned overtime that it's better, easier, and more efficient to put all your points into 1 thing.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, that's shit games that do that.
        There's no "One Build" in any fromsoft game. Anything you sink all your shit into will still have counters to it.

        If your game has shit where it's just linear exponential growth of numbers getting bigger you get that problem, which means you suck as a game developer. You're supposed to build in fluctuations and differences in complexity within adjacent systems. To get really great at X thing you need to compromise on Y. In games like PoE there's no compromise. It's just inflate everything and press button.

        There will always be surefire gear loadsouts in games for X fast strategy, but a good game this doesn't remain true for all the content.

        PoE has all these resistance stats that mean frick all because you can't actually see whats going on, and you're not supposed to. You're not supposed to react to sudden lightning damage enemy that pokes holes in your lightning defense. You're supposed to just have max lightning defense at all times cause it might show up.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The slow buildup to the ease of Elden Ring has thrown these people under the bus, they're now back in raging at Capra Demon mode.
      Dude, when ER came out, you could watch Ganker play through the game by just looking at the catalog and seeing which the current boss people were getting filtered by was, and it started as early as Margit/Tree Sentinel.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        watching /vee/ being to commanded to kneel was fricking hilarious

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be honest, I see why some people watch this idiot now. It's like watching a fun train wreck, both in game and as an IRL person.

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just checked his stream and he was talking about banning people who make him mad with unwanted comments, kek, and as usual his chat is a zoo like every big american streamers.

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    hmm, i wonder who's behind anti AC6 threads? europoors? chinks?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, who is it?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, who is it?

      It's the soulsgays realizing with absolute horror how shit they actually are at video games and how this game signs the end of their reputation as "hardcore gamers".
      Same thing happened to some of them with monster hunter but this time it's a fromsoft game so they can't escape it, they memed themselves into a corner, they HAVE to play AC6 because of their FOMO mentality and because they need the approval of their fellow fromsoft fans on leddit, If nothing changes in the following weeks we will finally be rid of these pests pretending they're the hottest shit around.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >People cannot have opinions other then mine
      Why are (You) zoomers so bipolar.

      Yes the game does run smoothly with balanced amount of content and no major bugs.
      Yes, the game does seem to have (even for mecha genere) uninspiring and balnd art direction, bloating the screen with oversaturated vfx effects whenever possible.
      Yes, despite great deal of custmizatation, it is still rather basic and minimalistic in every other aspect, dumped down to be mostly simplistic arcade shooter.
      You shold stop judging every single game like it's either 1 or 9 out of 10 with nothing in-between.

      There is nothing unordinary for men voicing their worries over their personal intrests.
      You will not help the publisher by simply trying insult those who might seem to be in position to challange your own opinion. Develpoers need the feedback and it is standrd for online communities to voice their concerns over it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        the average spergtard on /vee/ only comes here to seethe and defend their favorite company to the death

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because 2009 people still knew how to make fun games

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    to filter zoomers and e-celeb clowns

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus asmon might be worse and more moronic than DSP. Insanity.

  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sticking to specific playstyle is usually selfimposed challenge to see how far you can get with that strategy. To me at least.

    I don't know what asmon thinks, does he know he is making the fight harder or does he think the game has failed because you can not play "how you want"?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Asmon is stubborn and he knows it.
      If he gets stuck on a fight long enough with his unga bunga build he's naturally going to start mouthing off at the game out of frustration.

  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are they homing missiles or honing missiles

  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is why Fromsoft is the greatest dev and it's not even debatable.

    ANY other dev would have just kept on making Dark Souls 4 and 5 and 6 by now making easy money.

    Even though Elden Ring is basically souls, it's a full name rebrand and usually dangerous to do, to reset your own IP.

    Ontop of that, they're still giving us kino single player focused experiences like Sekiro and AC. No other dev's are doing this, they get a cash cow, they milk it.

    Ontop of this, they handle all production internally, even their CG department is all the same internal people, and they even self publish in their home country, they're essentially self made in Japan now.

    You can rage all you want about how Fromsoft has just been making Demon's Souls inspired games since 2009, but it's a formula that's still ripe for potential as it's literally just a gameplay structure. Every FPS ever created since Doom 2 is basically identical in function to Doom 2. There have been literal thousands of shooters since doom 2 with the same wasd and left click gameplay. Fromsoft taking the formula behind Demon's Souls and making something that plays very different and feels totally new like Bloodborne or Sekiro is fricking fine.

    Their graphics and tech are also perfectly fine. Most games have pretty graphics but absolute dogshit animation systems, whereas from's games are all very fluid and weighty with every blending nicely. God of War is made by a pro studio with all the graphics in the world, but the animations, the combat, hitting enemies, it's all fricking garbage compared to fromsoft. From's games have good enough graphics to hold up the art direction and not blow out the dev time and budget.

  62. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what exactly did AC6 do to deserve it's own barry ?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not Barry level yet. AC6 is brand new still.
      Barry-level is being obsessed long after any relevant discussion has already died, and you're still creating daily threads about it.

  63. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this guy living worse than most NEETS despite his streamer money?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he has legit autism

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he is an inbred American hick vermin

  64. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    do fromcucks think this is actually a good boss? it looks like a clusterfrick

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a clusterfrick if you're not some moron who insists on staying inside the bosses butthole for the entire fight.

  65. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile Asmongold has been hospitalized for panic attacks and going through this crisis about streaming on his main channel, all within the last few months. Guy is a mess

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Months
      He's hasn't consistently streamed on his main channel since 2021.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn. I like the guy and feel for him in certain ways but he is literally dysfunctional, which is funny compared to his blowhard attitude on stream. He acts like a badass but he literally can’t be outside his home without going into a panic

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think that was the only reason. I think there was a falling out with Twitch over ads cutting into his stream.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      FF14 community mindbroke him so hard he stopped streaming on his main channel kek

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He got filtered by FF14 savage raids from 8 years ago too.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He got filtered by FF14 savage raids from 8 years ago too.

        That was more to do with his personal life and moronic people in his chat being unable to contain their autism than the game. Just leave the guy alone for frick sake.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the man wiped his teeth blood on his walls for ages, he was already a mess

  66. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't know what to do. It just insta-fricking kills me
    >I have no choice but to just take the damage

    kek, how can someone just absolutely refuse to change their loadout and associated strategy this hard?

  67. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You would think that as a proper soulsBlack person he would immediately switch to the most optimal meta build at the slightest hint of challenge facing him, why is he being so stubborn?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought asmon just brute forces every game with pure STR.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not familiar with this guy but I can see it.
        Right now he's just raming his little tank into the boss and covering the screen with explosions with his canon/rocket launcher, making himself unable to see the homing missiles coming at him.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's true. He went through all of DS3 fat rolling with vordt's hammer

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because his audience will hold him to some standards if does. For example, if he says he'll play a game and just reacts to Youtube videos all stream, his audience will call him out for baiting them and leave. Contrary to what he may say, he does care about the view count on his main channel.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          oops, meant for

          why doesn't he stream on his main channel though? It's not like he had to put more effort into it, his stream on his second channel is the same quality

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Souls games aren't designed around you needing to change builds, unlike AC. He thinks he can bruteforce the game with a tank just like he can bruteforce any boss with an UGS in Dark Souls. Well, technically, he can, but it's way way harder.

  68. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heavy tank seems good in pvp since you cant heal and have 2x the hp. Or maybe it's just because everyone is bad right now.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's because of the way soulsgays play, they just ram their face into the enemy and spam melee attacks because they think they're still playing a souls game so naturally the one with the higher hp count wins.

  69. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Japanese software development, please understand

  70. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"this is working quite well"
    >proceeds to get btfo 8 seconds later

  71. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he blew up his mom?
    How is he not in jail?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't malicious. He was just a moron.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      rich people can't go to jail

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      qrd?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        here:
        He was buying her cigarettes while she was on an oxygen machine, and the following happened:

        >how
        She was staying at home and not a hospital with the oxygen breathing equipment
        >why
        He was either just supremely lazy or actively hoping she'd kill herself.
        It's actually likely he was just super lazy and didn't want to tell her "no" even though she was literally dying, which caused her to accidentally set herself and the oxygen equipment on fire from the cigarettes, causing her to die not too long after.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Asmon is a loser who could have prevented his parents from separating but decided to just let his dad leave his mom over her hoarding habits. Not only that but his dad ends up living by himself in a shitty house even though Asmon could afford to buy a house by the beach.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot to mention that Asmon's mom's hoarding habit was enabled by Asmon due to him letting her have full access to his credit card and Amazon account and letting her order whatever she wanted on Amazon

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          This and the cigarette thing are literally just sensible trashy things to do with money. Like you’re really going to cut your mom off when you live in her house, lmao?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Asmon is a loser who could have prevented his parents from separating but decided to just let his dad leave his mom over her hoarding habits. Not only that but his dad ends up living by himself in a shitty house even though Asmon could afford to buy a house by the beach.

          maybe his parents fricking suck and don't deserve shit from him?
          Dont get me wrong I can't stand the dude. Maybe his parents are part of the reason lmao trash raised idiot trash

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            He doesn’t consider any of his life bad, he wants to play video games forever, his mom let him do it, and now he’s rich doing it. There just isn’t any generalized seething or hatred for his condition like you assume there must be. Honestly it’s pretty crazy to watch you morons try to call him a murderer while saying he should cut off his entire family for no reason

  72. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why doesn't he stream on his main channel though? It's not like he had to put more effort into it, his stream on his second channel is the same quality

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Autism "this channel is different"

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        why doesn't he stream on his main channel though? It's not like he had to put more effort into it, his stream on his second channel is the same quality

        I firmly believe in finally occurred to him his channel was a public space that isn’t just some gross extension of his attic room, and now he has panics as if he were in public on his main stream

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He saves his main channel for shilling. He only ever uses it when a big new game is coming out
      >GUYS I'M COMING BACK TO MY MAIN CHANNEL FOR THE BIG RELEASE OF [some shit korean mmo he's being paid to shill] IT'S GONNA BE A HUGE EVENT GUYS

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have idiots subbing to both channels

  73. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Show me a 2009 game that looks like it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can OP name a single game?

  74. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He finally said "I fricking hate this game" after not being able to oonga boonga past this boss for hours, kek

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seems like a lot of people are saying they hate the game

  75. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surely bum rushing the boss with your sword for the 240th time will work

  76. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Popular streamers and Youtubers don’t get there because they’re charismatic or they make good content. They get there because they fit a certain mold. They’re all atheists they’re all pro LGBT. They’re all socialists they’re all hard-core leftists. The israelites know influencers have more power over younger audiences than their own parents so to make sure the messages pushed. They make sure only certain types of people reach those higher levels of popularity.

  77. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 hours same boss, he will break soon.dgprgy

  78. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What compels somebody to not simply swap legs?

  79. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY

  80. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fromslop homosexuals are always so wienery up until the next game break them.

  81. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does /ourboi/ like it or not? I need to know before I either praise or shit on it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He liked it before getting his shit kicked in by a boss for 5 hours

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      AVGN is our boy not that literal moron

  82. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another pajeet shill thread about Asmon
    OMG GUYS HE'S JUST LIKE US YOU SHOULD WATCH HIM!!! DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE BLEEDING WALLS!?

  83. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright now I officially hate this idiot, he is legit stupid. Look at his chat of moronic fanboys cheering for him while he's having a literal mental breakdown.

  84. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    idk if the game is good but did you guys forget 2009? I think the graphics are at a perfect sweet spot
    I didn't think DeS needed a remake(imagine thinking ps3 graphics are too old) but don't deny they did an excellent job

  85. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's over

  86. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=24

  87. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  88. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is he doing. u should be able to tell if you are being filtered by your build after maybe the 4th or 5th attempt

  89. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do all of these streamer plebs and zoomers included always get gaming generation look wrong? they either say PS2 or in this recent trend of saying PS3. Do you remember how games actually looked back then? without the piss filters of course. We're judging fidelity here. (which was also used to hide ugly looking games on consoles)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make that picture grey add some smoke and snow and you have sc6

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is the best point of reference of how games looked in 2009 is probably Resident Evil 5, AC2 and Arkham Asylum. I'd say this is a pretty good judge of what games looked like at this time. Asmongold doesn't know what the frick he's talking about.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why do all of these streamer plebs and zoomers included always get gaming generation look wrong? they either say PS2 or in this recent trend of saying PS3. Do you remember how games actually looked back then? without the piss filters of course. We're judging fidelity here. (which was also used to hide ugly looking games on consoles)

          I don't get it. These look good to me. Graphics don't need to be better than this. I think AC6 looks fine too.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're picking one of the best possible looking PS3 games ever made, this isn't even close to representing the "average" PS3 game.

  90. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why doesn't baldo go farm levels offline like he did with elden ring to make his shit build work

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because parts cant carry you in this game like powerleveling in souls games. Takes actual skill and this guy is a fricking moron. Dude literally got filtered by a fricking wall in the tutorial of that one star wars game.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He beat Sekiro, you can't powerlevel through that game either

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he beat sekiro
          after watching a guide yeah

  91. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need a better gun.
    I've been running the linear rifle you get from training with twin 8x missile tracks and a laser blade. Damage and stagger are good but that motherfricker chapter boss is doing me in. What else you got, how are shotguns?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used 1 double missile, one regular missile, and the starting gun and sword to beat him. Takes a few tries, but man, is there anything sadder than people who have to go back and remake their build?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      which chapter? shotties are really good against the sea spider, because the gimmick is you do frick all damage but you can posture break it really easy.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think chapter 1. I just beat the juggernaut and Strider recently.
        >is there anything sadder than people who have to go back and remake their build?
        It's the whole point of the game? They give you multiple slots for a reason.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          if your fighting Balteus just use pulse weapons and hes easy

  92. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    When do we get a 30+ only vidya board? I'm tired of seeing zoomer ecelebs on Ganker.

  93. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Institute status?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't beat the institute man. Nope.

  94. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    kek

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >-Permanently banned

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Giving actual advice in an unironic echo chamber
      moron

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad I don't watch streams. Imagine actually having this.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Im going to his chat to type Black person right now, watch me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Permanently Banned

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wonder how big the post-stream bans are going to be lol

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      backseaters are worse than echo chamber homosexuals

  95. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I’m sure a lot of people hurt themselves trying to smoke on oxygen

  96. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like the gameplay is too

  97. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i just dont understaaaand
    what doesnt he understand Ganker?

  98. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looking bad is AC's trademark

  99. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How old do you have to be to enjoy watching someone like this?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      half of Ganker is underage

  100. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just noticed, this fricker isn't even circle strafing

  101. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    dood I dont wanna change muh build because *ahhh* i'd rather quit the game man if y'all keep annoying me i'll ban you dood
    >dies again
    OHHH MY GAWD DOOOOD I just don't get it maaan wiener ass dood

  102. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it-it's supposed to be bad
    Oh so it's just a shitty game?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like one of his subs found this thread.

      This moron is actually doing some good damage but he barely tries to dodge the boss' attacks and is 100% on aggression, he never backs off to see what the boss throws at him and never wait for good windows to attack. He legitimately doesn't deserve to win.

      window*

  103. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This moron is actually doing some good damage but he barely tries to dodge the boss' attacks and is 100% on aggression, he never backs off to see what the boss throws at him and never wait for good windows to attack. He legitimately doesn't deserve to win.

  104. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    how many hours has hes been doing this

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Almost 5

  105. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    kys normie

  106. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    alt+f4

  107. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    dude is gonna quit ac6 like he did elden ring early

  108. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Institute bros, we won again

  109. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >maybe tomorrow
    he's quitting for good lol

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he was the same with elder cucking

  110. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yaaaay! He died again! I was scared he was going to beat it.

  111. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is what the "get gud" and "you didn't beat the game" mentality does to a man.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, this is what bruteforcing your way through games wrongfully labelled as "super hardcore" by idiots and journalists does to you.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        People would have said he didn't beaat the game if he changed his build to bipedal

  112. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >last run
    >get sea spider to half HP with 3 packs left
    >look away for a bit
    >dead
    what the frick did he just do

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tried rushing it with his sword again

  113. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The institute won

  114. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    because it's a side project. it probably had a smaller team than the ER DLC.

  115. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    filtered

  116. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he ragequitted

  117. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being mindbroken twitchBlack person incapable of adapting and changing your build

  118. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He'll consume guides and tips and then do it much easier next time and then love the game and not unban those people telling him what he will consume in said guides.

  119. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is why this guy only plays p2w games like honkai / lost ark and games that play themselves like vampire survivors

  120. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >graphics are ruining games
    >why not good grafix?
    fricking gamers

  121. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    2009 in graphics.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the buildings literally look better in this than armoredslop

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe if you can't count polygons they'd look better. I'm not pretending that the game looks amazing but you're a generation off. Just say it looks last gen, don't go that far back.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      more detail than armored trash

  122. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why not? modern western slop looks worse than 2005 games

  123. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    because you are a e-moron lover

  124. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who do I laugh at now?

  125. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    GET FRICKING PERMABANNED YOU FRICKING ECELEB ASSMONGOLOID POSTER. EVERYONE REPORT HIS THREAD

    >Why does a game I watch through video compression look like a 2009 game
    Because you're a moronic homosexual that doesn't play games.

    BASED. moronic ECELEB gayLORDS WILL NEVER BE WOMEN

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      posting this won't make your dad love you.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        based Asmongold dickrider pretending to hate ecelebs because the thread makes fun of him poster

        "moooooooooooooooods!"

        Almost everyone in the thread is making fun of him.

        [...]
        This lol.

        Go back fapping to your Sphere Hunter fakes you fricking eceleb trannies

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did it hurt everytime your favorite streamer died and raged?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      based Asmongold dickrider pretending to hate ecelebs because the thread makes fun of him poster

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      "moooooooooooooooods!"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Almost everyone in the thread is making fun of him.

      based Asmongold dickrider pretending to hate ecelebs because the thread makes fun of him poster

      This lol.

  126. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    if homosexual streamers hate it then it's a sign that this is goty
    streamers are just like cinemas but with an ugly talking head on the side

  127. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this what Asmongold said?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No.
      He said "I fricking hate this game" and ragequit after he refused to change his strategy and/or loadout against the same boss for around 5 hours.

  128. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This is why most Americans are given veneers shortly after birth

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      aspiemold used to eat so much rotten garbage in his room that he constantly vomited in his mouth and rotted all his teeth

      he openly admits this

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Normalgays see this and think "I must give this nurgle spawn half of my fortune".

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      We need eugenics and forced-sterilization to be a thing.

  129. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ETA 6 hours until the King makes it look piss easy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kneel

  130. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why don't the Black person mods make an e-celeb board? they made a /vt/ranny one.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was always for /incel/ (internet celebrities), would contain these spastics.

  131. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    graphics are barely better now vs 2009 so who cares

  132. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't defeat the ch1 boss ... I tried switching around my gear too

  133. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't mind having eceleb thread here and there but this obnoxious homosexual is overreaching it. sage and report.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lately he became the face of Ganker catalog. I see him more frequently than Garfield.

  134. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he is just like me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why date him when he can just pay for your onlyfans

      Islam is right about women

  135. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bravo janny

  136. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop posting this fricking homosexual you insipid fricking zoomer c**ts.

  137. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    how much does night media pay for you to post pictures of their pedophile employees?

  138. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fromslop is going to bring the mech genre into the mainstream with their new KINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  139. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    ???
    How did you find this?

  140. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Mods, crush this homie's skull

  141. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    because they made it function on 2009 consoles

  142. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >the only dead trees in the whome neighborhood are on his lawn
    lmao the literal land he sits on is death

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Motherfricker is literally Forsaken undead from Warcraft

  143. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      >the only dead trees in the whome neighborhood are on his lawn
      lmao the literal land he sits on is death

      [...]
      Mods, crush this homie's skull

      [...]
      ???
      How did you find this?

      what was it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        His address

  144. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Asmonlitty

  145. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is are actual vidya game threads getting deleted while this e-celeb parasocial cancer thread is past 400 replies?
    Why are jannies such trannies?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only thread I saw deleted was about Trump.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker trump thread? what year is it

  146. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    THIS GAME IS TRASH

    The robots have absolutely ZERO weight to them, it looks like a fricking arcade. What is this stupid shit? It's like Warframe but with robot textures. Absolutely pathetic.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The robots have absolutely ZERO weight to them
      "robot bad because it feels weightless" is such a youtuber opinion.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't understand how crucial immersion is for any video game. Without it I can literally go just play inside of my head instead.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          In Dark Souls you can do a tactical role in a full suit of armor.
          Shut the frick up and get some b***hes on your dick.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bitch, Dark Souls is not about playing HEAVY MASSIVE ROBOTS, nobody cares about fantasy armor when the core of the core is preset in agreeable immersion.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why do robots have to be slow.
              Yes they're heavy but that doesn't mean they have to be slow. You know airplanes are fast, right?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it looks like a fricking arcade
      So actually good?

  147. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She played WoW before he did and had the most gold on her entire server before even hitting level 60, I’m sure she played that game like a addicted retiree plays a slot machine

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      For

      his mom was clearly mega moronic herself can't really expect someone who was raised by morons to become a moron to later properly take care of his moron parents

      like seriously imagine your mom getting you into WoW

  148. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this homosexuals whole shtick is playing a new game a seething like a fricking Black person moron and playing like shit for his zoomer Black person chat and the only reason I know is because you homosexuals post it here EVERY SINGLE FRICKING TIME
    KILL
    YOURSELVES
    Black person
    homosexualS

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