Why doesn't anyone hold him accountable for being a dangerous predator?
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Why doesn't anyone hold him accountable for being a dangerous predator?
Why doesn't anyone hold him accountable for being a dangerous predator?
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Because he isn't. He is a walking romance novel cliché. All women want to be taken on a whirlwind romance by him. Just talk to the npcs in Jidoor. The actress was actually looking forward to it. Only her boss objects because it would cause his show to tank without his lead diva. Even Celes gets caught up in the moment. He has his own sky-yacht and is hardboiled. He is the most interesting man in the world of VI.
The party needs to be in his good side since he's the only non-empire guy with access to airships
He throws dice to make your knees explode. Leave him alone.
I mean you could just walk.
More like why dont any of the characters make fun of his stupid name? Seltzer? Really? That's his fricking name? I'm fricking drinking seltzer water right now.
Setzer, not seltzer you dumb frick.
Ok fair enough but its still a moronic name!
You're gonna get rocked inside out.
Tell your mom to stop unschooling you and send you back to Kindergarten.
He has a cool ship.
>woos everyone with his hot ride
truly the ladies' man
He isn't.
Now Edgar on the other hand...
But she hit on him.
kek, this always reminds me of mspaint sprite comics from the early 2000s. can't believe it's actually in the game.
>waiting until she becomes a hag
holy frick edgar, what shit taste
Because of the implication.
Locke is a kleptomaniac, Terra and Celes killed who knows how many people in the name of the evil empire. Edgar might well be even more dangerous due to his position of power.
>Locke is a kleptomaniac
He never goes after private property once in the entire game, he just rescues maidens and goes spelunking for materia. He is literally a treasure hunter.
Not him, and while I kind of agree, he foes have the stealing mechanic, which means he is practiced. He might not be 100% a thief, preferring to be more of a robin hood, but he still is one, and thats kind of the joke.
>He never goes after private property once in the entire game
Wrong, he robs the merchant of his clothes for no reason.
He was slandering him.
He was being a c**t