why doesn't anyone use bicycles/tricycles in this universe?

why doesn't anyone use bicycles/tricycles in this universe?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you ride a bicycle across an open desert in a universe where bot flies have evolved to fire their young at you like a projectile?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why would you ride a bicycle across an open desert in a universe where bot flies have evolved to fire their young at you like a projectile?

      You can bike faster than run away from threats.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can get shot in the head with a bloatfly maggot and fall off your bike at speed.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          As opposed to what? Matrix dodging it?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            As opposed to not falling off of a moving vehicle at, I dunno the max speed of a bike, 30mph? You'll get worse injuries.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >bloatflies can hit targets moving at 30mph

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not leaving your little encampment. Caravans go with escorts, goodsprings to primm was already a sketchy trip solo even before the events of the game.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >be on bike
          >get shot in head and die
          VS
          >be not on bike
          >get shot in head and die

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >be on bike
            >get shot in head and die
            >people who find your corpse know you were a bike riding homosexual

            I'll walk, thanks.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              plus they get your bike too and their total happiness increases and you become a bike cuck

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I literally thought about that. Any post-apoc setting is going to be filled with horses and bicycles.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Horses are extinct in this one.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How big was the great war? They must've nuked every square inch of the world the wipe out horses entirely.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was a strategic total exhange scenario, i.e. pretty fricking big.
          And in the aftermath, humans and FEV boosted horrors wiped out even more ordinary animals like cats.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >OP asks why people dont use bikes
      >post a screenshot of a prewar factory that made kids tricycles
      Are you ESL or just fricking stupid?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you were so eager to call out this anon that you didn't even have time to read the op

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The all got phased out with nuclear cars, which means no bike lanes in the future.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it'd be fricking lame to be in a gritty setting with your gun, your drugs, and riding a fricking bike.
    Better to walk and maintain a bit of dignity at least

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's game engine limitations. They have power packs, and a Dam to infinitely recharge them, so there's no lack of power. Jury rigging a bicycle into an e-bike would be child's play in that world. There's vehicles in use in the lore of new Vegas: NCR supply trucks, and motorbikes. The engine can't support it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The engine can support a fully functional electric car yet it can't support bikes? Sounds like bullshit to me.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the GAME engine, moron

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, I did indeed mean the game engine, you moronic Black personhomosexual.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think he was talking about the engine gamebryo.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about Fallout.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              What

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The engine of Fallout can handle a fully functional electric car, why wouldn't it be able to handle bikes?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What electric car homie? You mean that mod made a decade after release?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Highwayman

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at the roads, they're full of holes. Stay out of them and you find yourself in seas of sand and very uneven dirt paths filled with critters bigger than yourself.
    You'd go faster and safer by foot, plus a bike also needs certain level of maintenance.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's just technical limitations, which are very forgivable. Even if you could get the NPCs to work, you still need the player to be able to use it. If you don't, then you have to explain why Deathking of the Wastes can't get one.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fallout is an obvious universe for vehicles and Bethesda are idiots for not having them:

      >normal bikes: cheapest
      >e-bikes: upgrade
      >Motorcycles: next step
      >cars: next step
      >trucks and SUVs: next step
      >IFV or APC: last step

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's gay.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same reason movies don’t have bicycles (unless a child is riding)

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    because gamebyro cant handle it without shitting itself

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's America. There's no transportation outside of cars.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fallout takes place in America. The cyclists would get run over. Even if they used the bike lanes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >at the side of a shattered highway a hundred years after the world ended, the Vault Dweller slowly pulls up a refurbished mountain bike
      >checking carefully right and left and seeing literally nothing all the way to the horizon, he carefully mounts it
      >the air is immediately filled with angry horns and the rush of huge objects rushing by with inches to spare
      >scared out of his mind at this strange phenomenon, the Vault Dweller decides walking is the safer option

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    gamebyro cant into vehicles
    god just imagining a fallout game with mad max cars and shit

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The engine already struggles with horses.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    op here i haven't played/read fallout lore in a while so did they completely retcon the highwayman's existence in the new (fallout 4) lore? i know that there's a wrecked highwayman in nv that's implied to be the chosen's but that's the last i've heard of it in the series

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bethesda stabs fresh new holes to be raped into the series with each new game, nothing unusual.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's set in america

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They'd get stolen by rowdy teens.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up at 5am
    >I HECKING LOVE MY DEMOCRACY
    >climb onto my bike to deliver rations to the chem-addicted freesiders
    >on the way to the strip a horde of fiends attacks me
    >unlike them, I'm not insecure so I'm not carrying weapons
    >"uhm, actually, I don't consent to being robbed"
    >one of them magdumps an entire 9mm drum into my chest
    >bleed out on the ground as they discuss on how to pimp their armor with the bike parts
    >die happily knowing my efforts to lower CO2 emissions will allow the noble NCR brahmin barons to ride ventbirds more often

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the bike had absolutely no impact in this scenario

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Meta reason
    You'd have constant pop-in because the engine doesn't load in assets fast enough. See also the slow horse in Skyrim.
    >In-setting reason
    Main limiting factor is the rubber tires. Rubber requires either vast plantations of rubber trees or the ability to produce synthetic rubber, both of which will be in short supply in the wasteland.

    You can produce bicycles without rubber tires of course but it is a far more unpleasant ride.
    Also I guess this begs the question of how Mr. House's securitrons still have their tires intact.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is it with bethesda games that attracts the most autistic fricking homosexuals to them?

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They probably do its just really fricking anal to make a working bicycle in the games

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