Why doesn't Link look like this? He's a warrior

Why doesn't Link look like this? He's a warrior

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      obese and malding.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought he looked muscular in the 3DS version of OoT and in TP but that's kinda it

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's not subversive

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Built for gay sex

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      *insert an image of ganondorf fricking link with his huge Gerudo wiener in grinding the corn sex position*

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most of the time hes a regular dude before realizing hes destined to defeat evil and whatever so not much time for a bodybuilding regime

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cause warriors dont look like bodybuilders unless they try to look like bodybuilders.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      context of pic?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uh...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uh...

        It's something good and wholesome, therefore the queens feel compelled to ruin it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      A soldier is not a warrior.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats not a fricking warrior lmfaooooooo
      soldiers are pathetic weak c**ts
      Yes, warriors were muscular as shit through every era of history. You can literally see this from any historical study where the body of an ancient warrior was exhumed, they were built gigachads, not pathetic skinny manlets like your soldier in that pic.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Ancient Greeks actually disdained bodybuilding in preparation for combat, as agility and endurance was far more important in battle, particularly when maintaining disciplined formations, than brute strength alone. Which is why they actually recommended dancing as a way to prepare the body for war.
    aka slender, but strong and firm, is the optimal warrior physique.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      dancing is the most underrated exercise. bodybuilding is actually gay and israeli.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i've unironically heard dancing translates well to fighting (footwork etc.)

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          This.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but greek dancing was based off of actions during the shield wall. The entire dance went along the same flow of being in a unit and fighting.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they also were massive homosexuals and their empire fell
      your point?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They had peerless heavy infantry until the rise of Rome, although that was only because the Roman troops were more flexible tactically, in head-on battles where the Romans could not outflank the Greek phalanx they couldn't win.
        So my point is that they were the best fighters until the Romans (who nobody was able to emulate pre-gunpowder) and they weren't all roided out like OP would have Link be.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          OP's pic can be achievable natty thoughever

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, the Romans annexed Greece after they got tired of dealing with their bullshit for a goddamn century straight.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Name an empire that hasn't fallen

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          America

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            U S A U S A U S A

            About to, to be honest.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            U S A U S A U S A

            Give it time, it's only had 200 years, and only about half a century as an empire

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              About to, to be honest.

              >d-d-d-doesn't count

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                USA should have fallen by now . They are what like a gorrillion dollars in debt?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's what their wars were far. It's possible that their elites shall migrate to some other project in the long term, once the husk of US can no longer generate greater profits.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          U S A U S A U S A

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    because he's made for female fan service not men

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh no i need a few more examples though to understand what to look out for in the future

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    sleeping for 100 years kills your gains

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf are those ogre feet

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd geniunely stop playing Zelda if he looked like this

    A young boy's coming of age story has been a series staple since Ocarina of Time

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you like young boys?

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Link a Ken?

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    even actual warriors don't look like that
    lifting for aesthetics is not the same as training for optimal body function

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not the look of a warrior. That's a model.
    A six-pack comes from diet, not training. You can have a strong abdomen and no visible abs, the same way you could be "Small" in comparison but have more powerful muscles.
    In short, have a nice day.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      peak reddit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to have significant body fat to have strong core and no visible definition

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        which means you'd have to adjust your diet to reduce bodyfat and make them visible

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A six-pack comes from diet, not training. You can have a strong abdomen and no visible abs
      maybe if you're a deadlifting fatass freak

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A six-pack comes from diet, not training
      Who cares, we're talking about an essnetially demigod video game character, not a real person. Shouldn't aesthetics by the focus?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A six-pack comes from diet, not training
      You dumb fricking Black person.
      Abs are a muscle just like any other, work them and they will grow and become more visible.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That image is too much but I do think the next Link should look a bit sturdier, closer to TP Link. BotW/TotK Link was too malnourished.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      All Link and especially BOTW Link would have way more muscle and more definition. He is hiking, climbing, doing cardio and eating meat all day. The reason he looks like a twink is due to Japanese sensibilities, which have gotten softer as frick.

      Best Link design coming through.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but BotW/TotK Link is easily the most frail looking of all the adult Links. OoT and TP Link are gigachads by comparison, SS would be as well if not for the weird cat face.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a tomboy with zipperbreasts.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Twink is built different

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He's a warrior
    You haven't played zelda.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably because they don't have trenbolone acetate in Hyrule

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that physique is achievable natty

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because he was built for taking the wieners of big, burly men.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    name one asian that is naturally muscular

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So that he can be a twink boytoy getting railed and bulged by giant futa wiener.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't Snake look like this? He's a soldier.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he already looks like that

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Until I see ass, I can't be sure that is Snake

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate how attracted i am to that. barely anyone looks like that, and the ones that do i'd have no chance with.

      is this what it's like to be straight and want someone with triple z cups

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's what it's like to have a porn addiction
        stop looking at porn, stop fapping, and you'll start noticing normal men

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this AI?????

      A soldier is not a warrior.

      Explain the difference.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        A soldier is not running around in plate armor or swinging heavy weapons. Soldiers are Ganker but they are not warriors.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >A soldier is not running around in plate armor or swinging heavy weapons.

          they do?
          bulletproof vests use kevlar and plate armor
          firearms can be quite heavy as well

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Plate armour is lighter than a modern infantryman's kit

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes they do. In exchange for lighter armor and agility, they are required to trek MUCH further than warriors on the field.
          An M16 is ~8lbs compared to a swords ~2-3lbs. The motion of aiming and tucking isn't as frequent as swinging a sword, but the tax is absolutely comparable... and that doesn't even include the headache of ammo management and weapon malfunctions.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You dont fricking swing a rifle around, its nowhere near as physically taxing as swinging around a sword 30-40% of the rifles weight
            You're actually such a stupid homosexual moron if you genuinely thought modern soldiers are even nearly as well fit as the average medieval knight was. No, they are not.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >moronic Black person doesn't even know what a warrior is, his source of "knowledge" stems from video game exclusively
          >the replies aren't even blasting him for this, which means they are equally moronic underage zoombrains
          i give up
          if this is just a really elaborate bait, then well done, here is the (you)

          >A soldier is not running around in plate armor or swinging heavy weapons.

          they do?
          bulletproof vests use kevlar and plate armor
          firearms can be quite heavy as well

          Plate armour is lighter than a modern infantryman's kit

          Yes they do. In exchange for lighter armor and agility, they are required to trek MUCH further than warriors on the field.
          An M16 is ~8lbs compared to a swords ~2-3lbs. The motion of aiming and tucking isn't as frequent as swinging a sword, but the tax is absolutely comparable... and that doesn't even include the headache of ammo management and weapon malfunctions.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            enlighten us then, anon, what is a warrior if not a man who engages in war or milotary service (with archaic associations)?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Careful, some people here take offense to literal word definitions. Or using "big words" as they call them. What a mess.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Explain the difference.
        Spiritual height

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          maybe but that isnt the soldiers fault theyre, just victims of modern warfare

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's gotten really good, but yes it's AI.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this would be based since it'd make gays seethe

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why on Earth do you think that? A masculine shredded Link would be amazing compared to the androgynous intersex mutant we have

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        /pol/tard

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          what

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            he's trying to say that being muscular and fit is a right wing phenomenon

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    link would look better if he were asian

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I look like this and wonder what Ganon's up to like this

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You think a warrior would look like that? I can tell you've lived a sedentary life.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's cause Nintendo have been soulless morons for over a decade

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the way Link looks now. He's beautiful as he should be. The person who impregnates Zelda should be beautiful.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm posting one delicious degenerate link picture since no one is doing it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >little baby dick
      >not hung like a horse
      ruined

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because he knows evil can only be defeated by the power if sex, so he trains his body for that, instead.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He does in Twilight Princess, the BotW trilogy simply has a different art style.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sumo wrestling gorons was great.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Link is more of a puzzle solving adventurer than a warrior.
    That image is more of a gay underwear model than a warrior . and AI slop .

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've fapped to that drawing of Link long before AI technology got that advanced

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and AI slop
        That picture is like 4 years old.

        jesus christ. I can't even tell any more. time to kms.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Or you can act like a reasonable human and simply think better, rather than whine about "slop" or whatever other buzzwords your invisible manipulators induce in this place just to laugh at you dorks.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe you should just accept that AI images are valid

            no, that artstyle still looks AI ish to me. Very heavily contoured lighting and rendered. Not to mention very gay.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Self-evidently, however just because AI models are trained in specific ways doesn't it make axiomatic to make such an assumption.
              And it's not gay at all, unless you want to make an insane argument that even a passing glance at another man, even yourself is homosexualry. Stop thinking in terms of mentally corrupted imageboarders and assorted digital trash before it does you in.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe you should just accept that AI images are valid

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and AI slop
      That picture is like 4 years old.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That image is more of a gay underwear model
      Link has looked like a gay-baiting twink in every single game where he's an adult.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Zelda playerbase would get uppity because most of them are balding skinnyfats in their 30's and this would remind them of how much they failed at life.

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’d let him frick my face and impregnate my stomach

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what is musculature density
    >presuming the same physiological parameters as IRL humanity at this time(!)
    The most important thing for any warrior is his or her spirit.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    somehow the fact that this isn't aislop is actually worse

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    warriors don't look like that you moronic homosexual
    that's a soft weak twink modelling for beauty pageants

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 45, 5'9", 155, can run a sub-6 mile, bench-press 220, and I don't look like that.
    >5'9"
    Yeah, shut the frick up.

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Link was born a woman and still has a pussy with a fertaile womb. FTMs don't get beast mode like that. Haven't you seen Elliot?

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    as i scroll down i see even more moronic 10 IQ shit, we;'re below room temp now
    it's probably not ironic either
    i'm out

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because he's designed by Japs, and their society had every single masculine man killed in WW2, it's nothing but twinks in their media now.

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No roids

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gankerirgins tell women to stop giving a shit about hypersexualized women being made to be fricktoys
    >game has sexualized males
    >NOOOO HOW COULD A GAME DO THIS?
    listen to your own advice and stop being a snowflake

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