I dunno, I think it's cringe that TurkeyTom's channel is basically a Kiwifarms retelling account. Should be a big enough red flag between tacitly accepting the mess that the groomed teenagers make on Sharty and the fact that he tried to use "fetish mining" as a closing argument against Pyro.
All these drama channels have a mental illness.
Being obsessed with Youtubers, who are already mentally ill, is alarming, especially if you're over 20 years old.
I think all these youtubers criticising other channels are not worth anyones time. Pyros videos themselves are already extremely dry, but why the frick should I care about some other guys opinion about another youtuber?
We're like three layers deep into unoriginality at this point.
Pretty sure Pyro ERPed assuming he was of age, then found out about his real age later and broke contact because of it. They met through an 18+ gas/fart fetish ERP server.
>7 hours and 43 minutes is just dedicated to summerizing the game’s plot >2 minutes is sponsers >18 minutes is sprinkled opinion pieces about capitalism and american politics
>[Game] critique >[Game] retrospective >[Game] X years later >[Game] deconstructed >[Game] analysis >[Game]- a guided tour >[Game] is garbage/genius, and here's why >[Game] is better than you think >[Game] a flawed masterpiece >[Game] didn't die, i was murdered >So I finally played [Game] >So I installed [Mod] >So I did [a thing] in [Game] >So what happened to [Game] >So I made 100 players do [thing] in [Game] and this happened >So I spent 100 days in [Game] >What the hell happened to [Game] >History of [Game] >Evolution of [Game] >The rise and fall of [Game] >It's a good game, just not a good [Game] game >looking back at [Game] >playing [Game] in [current year] >why [Game] is actually bad >why [Game] is actually good >was [Game] as good as we remember? >the legacy of [Game] >why I enjoyed [Game] >A deeper look at [Game] >what made [Game] so good? >How [Game] changed my life >How [Game] helped me realize I was trans >can you beat [Game] by only doing [thing]? >Real [profession] plays [Game]
its funny how much he controls the zoomer tide, you could call him a zoomer bender. you could pay him to talk about a game you dont like, making zoomers ruin it overnight
Yeah I agree with this. Not only is he just retelling you all the events of the game with very minimal personal input, but the game itself also looks so fricking bland.
He keeps raving about all the details the dev put in, but the gameplay still just looks like a standard source shooter. Extremely easy to fall asleep to, would recommend!
i listen to autistic video essays like this at the gym because it's the only thing I can periodically tune out of then start listening again and still comprehend perfectly fine
i really need something better but idk i dont like music because if i listen to music i like too much i get sick of it fast
>Its just a 5 hours play-by-play with nothing added aside from the most basic superficial reference explanations
Why have youtubers stopped respecting their viewers time?
A 4 hour video is unacceptable. Write better moron. Dont let pyro live down that he was exposed as an unironic gay furry. A straight man doesnt participate in gay sex online roleplay.
I listen to these while playing games without plot like Homm 3 or boomer shooters. They provide
some stimulation and unlike discording with a friend don't require any input on my own.
I don't think it's a bad habit as long as you don't develop a parasocial relationship and start sending them donations to pretend they are your friend
Literally every single game he does a video on is a widely loved darling of the indie scene. People I know dread the inevitability of his videos whenever they like something.
>Be such a flaming homosexual online that you loop back around to being heterosexual >Act surprised when your chat and even girls who know you IRL assume you're gay
Literally what did Pyro mean by this
pic related: you're pyrocinical
insane how he got outted as a legit pedo but nobody cared because they like him
Don't really know that guy, just got a youtube recommendation once for his 8 hour Cruelty Squad video. How was he outed as a pedo?
ERP'd and jacked off with some kid on discord
If they were over 14 or 15 I fail to see any issue.
This is a homie?
A straight up Black person you homosexual, not a homie
He's been mistaken for a lesbian ever since he showed his face online
I dunno, I think it's cringe that TurkeyTom's channel is basically a Kiwifarms retelling account. Should be a big enough red flag between tacitly accepting the mess that the groomed teenagers make on Sharty and the fact that he tried to use "fetish mining" as a closing argument against Pyro.
Tom is just a grifting leafy copy.
No original thoughts
yeah, I'm underwhelmed by his videos.
All these drama channels have a mental illness.
Being obsessed with Youtubers, who are already mentally ill, is alarming, especially if you're over 20 years old.
I think all these youtubers criticising other channels are not worth anyones time. Pyros videos themselves are already extremely dry, but why the frick should I care about some other guys opinion about another youtuber?
We're like three layers deep into unoriginality at this point.
No one actually cares if you’re a pedo. They just use pedo in same way as using nazi as an insult.
Or a fanbase of blackmetal fans.
That's what a fanbase full of 13y/o gets you
trannoids call everyone a pedo these days, it's the new false rape accusation
this is why nobody cares now
let me guess. 17 years and 364 days old?
Wasn't it a 14 year old and he paid for him (gay pedo) to visit him in another city?
i dont know I dont care about fat furry fetish drama that happened 3 years ago.
nah
just erp on discord
so did he know his age or not? If not, I really do not give a shit unless they VCd and it was really obvious he was 15 or smth
He knew his age when he turned 16, which IIRC is legal where he lives (not retroactively, but they never fricked anyway, so who cares).
Pretty sure Pyro ERPed assuming he was of age, then found out about his real age later and broke contact because of it. They met through an 18+ gas/fart fetish ERP server.
legal here
15 y/o
you people are such morons
"14 year old french girl and shit?"
>how Garten of Banban saved my marriage
you think this is not kino?
>Why [worst game in the series] is the BEST game in the series
>7 hours and 43 minutes is just dedicated to summerizing the game’s plot
>2 minutes is sponsers
>18 minutes is sprinkled opinion pieces about capitalism and american politics
That's the biggest issue with his videos: he just tells you what he did in game step by step with unnecessary excruciating details
pyro
i used to enjoy your channel, but you've become more like every other popular channel
happy for your success, but it feels somewhat hollow to me
Buy an ad pyro
>[Game] critique
>[Game] retrospective
>[Game] X years later
>[Game] deconstructed
>[Game] analysis
>[Game]- a guided tour
>[Game] is garbage/genius, and here's why
>[Game] is better than you think
>[Game] a flawed masterpiece
>[Game] didn't die, i was murdered
>So I finally played [Game]
>So I installed [Mod]
>So I did [a thing] in [Game]
>So what happened to [Game]
>So I made 100 players do [thing] in [Game] and this happened
>So I spent 100 days in [Game]
>What the hell happened to [Game]
>History of [Game]
>Evolution of [Game]
>The rise and fall of [Game]
>It's a good game, just not a good [Game] game
>looking back at [Game]
>playing [Game] in [current year]
>why [Game] is actually bad
>why [Game] is actually good
>was [Game] as good as we remember?
>the legacy of [Game]
>why I enjoyed [Game]
>A deeper look at [Game]
>what made [Game] so good?
>How [Game] changed my life
>How [Game] helped me realize I was trans
>can you beat [Game] by only doing [thing]?
>Real [profession] plays [Game]
>The tragic horror of [Game]
>Worst game ever? [Popular Game]
>[Game]- a guided tour
You leave my man Jimmy McGee alone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJTdwbutW9k
That mod for HL2 he showcased looked like the most mediocre and bland slop I've seen in a while.
Its a shitty adventure map and he presented it like its actual half life 3 hahaha
sorry pyro but wheatley but more anoying is not a good character
dropped entropy zero 2 and hit that big dislike button on your video
i rolled my eyes when i found out what the video was about, its perfect bait for a new thing discord zoomers can obsess over
its funny how much he controls the zoomer tide, you could call him a zoomer bender. you could pay him to talk about a game you dont like, making zoomers ruin it overnight
i used that condition zero video as sleeping pill for about a week
fall asleep in 15 minutes guaranteed, would recommend
not even joking
I do the same thing but with Amnesia: The Dark Descent and A Machine For Pigs's dialog on youtube
Yeah I agree with this. Not only is he just retelling you all the events of the game with very minimal personal input, but the game itself also looks so fricking bland.
He keeps raving about all the details the dev put in, but the gameplay still just looks like a standard source shooter. Extremely easy to fall asleep to, would recommend!
The main thing I know about pyro is that he's into furry inflation, which makes him based in my book.
shut up dobson
No
His girlfriend draws furry fetish porn and draws his fursona getting fattened/inflated, if that's not winning I don't know what is
His girlfriend is a furshit fetish artist? I didn't know that. The only time i ever saw her was in the "IKEA bed assembling livestream"
i listen to autistic video essays like this at the gym because it's the only thing I can periodically tune out of then start listening again and still comprehend perfectly fine
i really need something better but idk i dont like music because if i listen to music i like too much i get sick of it fast
THE ALIENS ARE COMING
WE'VE BEEN COMPROMISED
SPIT IT OUT CORPORAL
>Its just a 5 hours play-by-play with nothing added aside from the most basic superficial reference explanations
Why have youtubers stopped respecting their viewers time?
A 4 hour video is unacceptable. Write better moron.
Dont let pyro live down that he was exposed as an unironic gay furry. A straight man doesnt participate in gay sex online roleplay.
I don't think he's trying to hide he's a gay furry that jacks off to inflation and farts. And if he's trying to hide it, he's very bad at it.
When he was exposed he went "Im not gay I have a girlfriend" lmaoo
It's not like he can't frick and get fricked, homie.
Bro it's 2024, nobody gives a shit if he's a gay furry
>likes gay furry fat fart porn
>still found a gf
No wonder Ganker hates him
It's not hard if she's into it as well.
It seems like if you reach around a million subs and start networking a bit its pretty easy to find an egirl that will tolerate you
Getting a girlfriend these days isn't hard it you're at least somewhat popular and have money
I listen to these while playing games without plot like Homm 3 or boomer shooters. They provide
some stimulation and unlike discording with a friend don't require any input on my own.
I don't think it's a bad habit as long as you don't develop a parasocial relationship and start sending them donations to pretend they are your friend
Hi Pyro, i know you browse this shithole from time to time
Literally every single game he does a video on is a widely loved darling of the indie scene. People I know dread the inevitability of his videos whenever they like something.
>Be such a flaming homosexual online that you loop back around to being heterosexual
>Act surprised when your chat and even girls who know you IRL assume you're gay
Literally what did Pyro mean by this
>does his absolute best to look like a lesbian at all times
>people don't get that he's into girls
the irony