Why don't any of the modern Zelda games feature nudity? Is it because modern audiences are too immature and sheltered to understand art?
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Why don't any of the modern Zelda games feature nudity?
Twilight Princess is the only game in the core series to get a T rating
That's the one where the Great Fairy looks like a topless teenager.
Because Link is a homosexual, that’s why we never see him sleep with Zelda. In the new game it will be revealed that he was gay all along so the games will be more inclusive and then his tunic will turn pink.
This is somehow worse than normalgay humor. You typed this and actually thought it was funny.
Pretty much every non-hylian race except Gerudos and Rito and maybe some other shit are almost all naked.
Dwarves, Minish and Kokiri all wear clothes.
So basically all of these are more civilized than gorons zoras and deku scrubs
Americans have panic attacks when they see skin.
But running a spike through someones eyeball in close up/slow motion while shooting them in the spine with a gun is a-ok!
Yes. I'm glad you understand.
upvoted my fellow r/europe posters
You don't have to defend everything your government does just because you are american.
Well considering most skin being flaunted now days is non-white skin that makes perfect sense.
Well Black Women were made to be impregnated by White Men, so
yuropoors would have straight white teeth if they didn't obsess over America
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Nintendo themselves helped invent the "only kids play videogames" marketing so they have a reputation to protect, the N64 zeldas were only different because one was Miyamoto's dream game and the other was considered a minor and inconsequential release so they let a lot slide
Nintendo literally invented vidya censorship back in the 80s, dumb zoomies
I mean, why would they add nudity to a Zelda game now anyway? It would just come off as forced. No reason to raise the age rating to M
we could use more neverending story too