Why don't teens like nintendo?

Why don't teens like nintendo?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How would I know?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do tendies eat tendies?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Teenagers are self conscious about being "cool". When you hit your 20s you stop caring about it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the ads feature young 20 somethings so this makes sense

      this
      t.23

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. How the fuck you gonna impress a girl in your class by talking about super mario?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        by not being a homo. If you aren't getting pussy off of mario you're probably bad at mario.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you work 12 hours a dat at the gym and in the wage cage to pay for the chance to be near her pussy

        I show her my injected shinies and spoofed pogo account with a full pokedex for her to confirm it is in fact a penis

        we are not the same

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's crazy how judgmental teens are. It was a pleasant surprise to realize that adults really don't care, and if they do, you can brush it off as them being high schoolers mentally.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Teenagers are too fixated on looking mature and popular for their peers so they disregard things that seem “childish” for their age group. Over time, they’ll learn that nobody gives a shit about what they enjoy and learn to be themselves.

        Teenagers pretentious edgelords.

        They all go through a phase where they think they should be more mature than what they are. So they try to stop enjoying things they perceive as childish or immature. By the time you hit your 20s they'll realize none of that shit actually matters and go back to enjoying stuff again.

        t.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And here we have an example of someone who haven’t outgrew their teen phase or are still one themselves. You can be socially adept and still like Nintendo games.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you’re a grown ass man playing bing bing wahoo on the city bus, you’re going to be deemed as childish and get some laughs behind your back, fucking manchild loser.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes, and underage fags will keep outing themselves with that picture

            Teens are trying their hardest to be boring and fit in with fleeting trends so as not to be perceived as immature. People generally mature in their 20s and realize their interests aren't that interesting and don't define who they are as a person. If your identity is based solely around your hobbies or profession you're a pretty boring person. Better to be mature than act mature.

            Jesus fuck the amount of insecure retards that proves the posts I quoted right is absurd even for this thread. You guys seriously need to stop being such gays.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why don’t you do everyone in this thread a favor and drop dead you retarded ESL monkey.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >VINESAUCE SHIRT

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The definition of Ganker's favorite word, based, is doing your own thing and not caring what others think.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            don't bother anon

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's only for things that take some semblance of actual courage, not falling back on comforting aspects of their childhood because they wish they still were a child and refuse to grow up. You wouldn't call a grown man playing with hotwheels and GI Joe alone in public based.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >a grown man playing with hotwheels and GI Joe alone in public
              based beyond comprehension

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >You wouldn't call a grown man playing with hotwheels and GI Joe alone in public based.
              I might. Depends.

              Imagine the BMI

              Ok based.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >You wouldn't call a grown man playing with hotwheels and GI Joe alone in public based.
              Not trying to brag here but my first date with my ex gf was in a lego shop and played with the legos there for an hour. The staff just smiled at us because it turns out she frequented that place and bought a lot of model kits. I didn't know that before dating her. Now I don't know if that's based behavior, but it takes some semblance of actual courage to do that ffs.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no self awareness != courage
                There is a very important difference. A grown man unironically playing with hotwheels and gi joe in public is not based, he is autistic.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >takes courage
                not if you autistic

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >You wouldn't call a grown man playing with hotwheels and GI Joe alone in public based.
              I would if his attitude was
              >so what, Im playing with toys in public, fuck you gonna do about it gay
              But nintendies instead act like
              >UMM AKSHUALLY THERES NO AGE LIMIT FOR MY GI JOES, LOOKS LIKE YOURE THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO GROW UP ALSO HOTWHEELS ARE TOTALLY FOR ADULT MEN

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't Quentin an underaged autist that got arrested for calling in a bomb threat at his school?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes, and underage fags will keep outing themselves with that picture

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > It was a pleasant surprise to realize that adults really don't care, and if they do
        Unless it's women, from work.

        Then you get fired because you're creepy or antisocial or something.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No woman I work with cares if anyone play video games. Some of them have Switches or PS4s

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you wish, pokefag

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        College is basically everything. Most young adults don't give a shit anymore at that point.
        They could be talking about niche games or normalfag tier shit, it doesn't matter.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >They could be talking about niche games or normalfag tier shit, it doesn't matter.
          This
          I talked with an ex military friend of mine about Iris's ass from fire force and then went on about football.
          It really is a polar opposite from High School. Even in middle school I'd go on stupid fucking rants over politics, but in HS I'd rarely speak up about anything.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This honestly. Socially, College was everything I wished High School was.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least change it to Persona if you're gonna shitpost. Nobody cares about SMT.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That image is from 2010, it's accurate for when it was made.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It funny you guys think it works like this. The same teens that think mario is uncool now are gonna think its uncool when they grow up.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. teenybopper
        I’d also guess product of a single mom.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The same teens that think mario is uncool now are gonna think its uncool when they grow up.
        Okay? The difference is that as an adult, I don't need to associate with them or even get near them. Why should I care what they think? I don't have to attend the same class as them.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bitch, nobody's talking about you specifically.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >"you NEED to care about some adult loser stuck with the same mentality since high school"
            >'but YOUR opinion DOES NOT matter"
            Go suck a shotgun. Actually happy adults with shit going on their life actually grew since high school.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If this comic is relatable to you you've gotten the bad ending in first world life

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you are the dumbest bro. the people in pic related unironically are engineers for nasa. remind me what you and the other good ending people do? spoiler a retail wage stipend at your dads franchise is not a good ending even if you "only have to go in 4 days a week."

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >STOP HAVING FUN

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The artist for that comic is working at NASA now.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          and her dad is the most iconic Donald Trump reply guy
          a family born to be the best

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, she works at one of their partner companies.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, if you're a 25 year-old-loner and incel, then you've gotten the bad ending. I met some great friends like this, one of them introduced me to my fiance.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My roommate thinks this way and hes been dumped 4 fucking times this year despite being an 8/10 on a bad day. I keep telling him the average college girl just doesn't give a fuck about Nintendo shit past the age of 12 but he still thinks collecting polygons on his switch is a "Hobby" that other people want to hear about.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's a difference between having fun with stuff you like and annoying people with the thing you like.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's a difference between enjoying kiddie stuff in private and flaunting it in public.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >OH MY GOD, IS HE PLAYING A NINTENDO CONSOLE IN PUBLIC? AAAAAAAAAAA HELP ME moronMAN I'M GOING INSAAAANE HE WON'T LET ME LOOK AWAAAYYYYY

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody gives a fuck if you play a silly game in public so long as it's an appropriate context for doing it and you don't bother anyone. You think people see someone playing Candy Crush and get upset about it?

            The issue is retards who make it their personality or play a game when they're supposed to be hanging out.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              why do you play baby games in public its really weird

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >flaunting it in public
            Playing it in public is not flaunting. You must not get out often.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your friend = gigachad
        You = basedjak
        Foids = mad roasties

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All you're doing is implying women never grow up, you realize that, right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is why the Mega Drive/Genesis did so well I remember seeing the sleek black pastic clamshell of SEGA with epic sci-fi games compared to the lame cardboard boxes of Nintendo with silly plumber jumping on turtles games and thinking this was for kids despite being a child myself.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ah yes, epic sci-fi games like Blue Speedy Gonzales fighting Toy Robots and Edgy Flipper.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There should be a new panel with me commuting to work contemplating jumpin in front of the train

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you forgot the chud awakening panel

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That happened during quarantine though, much later.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Katie Tiedrich has always been female, you chud obsessed retard

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She draws herself like that stinky ugly NEET girl that coomers keep posting here.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What are you even trying to say?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >stinky
              >ugly
              take that back

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the comic was made a years before chuding out was a thing to be fair.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely don't understand why anyone enjoys pokemon, outside of middle-school. It's the most fucking braindead turn-based game I've ever seen. World of warcraft has a more engaging pet battle system than this trash.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My religious family didn't forbade me from playing pokemon as a kid. As such, my first experience with pokemon gamelpay was from WoW pet battles. They sucked!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have you considered it being braindead is part of the charm to braindead people?
        Also, furries.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Moose

        Because I like running around various themed areas catching and collecting all the Pokemon I can while looking at the various new ones each generation. The actual battle part has never appealed to me and actually making me think during battles is the thing I care about the least because I'd rather just go catch more Pokemon. The only time I liked it is in Colosseum.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Tripfag is posterboy for why we can't have Pokemon games with good gameplay
          They need to add hard modes again just to appease both normal people and lobotomy patients/women like you. Please, Game Freak can go to all the trouble of a ROM hack and rewrite all the games' encounters to be more challenging without breaking the bank. Easy. They just have no incentive

          • 3 weeks ago
            Moose

            I have no problems with you making battles harder, the entire ending of PLA was great. I just don't want abilities/attack buffs to overtake all of every single combat encounter and I don't want Cynthia being every single gym leader.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I just don't want abilities/attack buffs to overtake all of every single combat encounter
              I don't want bullshit fights either. I'm sick to death of gimmick buffs that will be in one game then fuck off forever. It still makes my brain spin that they went to all the trouble of implementing Mega Evolutions, with a couple dozen new designs and everything, just to toss it out like it never happened. ROM hacks and fangames have shown time and time again you can have perfectly serviceable turn-based RPG encounters with the foundational mechanics alone.
              >and I don't want Cynthia being every single gym leader.
              Me neither. I just want fights that aren't so braindead it's like playing a mobile game. I couldn't make it past Gen 7 because it was just so nothing. Like they forgot it was a video game and just wanted to model a bunch of palm trees.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Moose

                I'm with you on that one. More difficulty is fine on trainers just to make me think about my setup outside of what's super effective. You don't even need to apply it to wild Pokemon at all. There's a perfectly acceptable threshold between the trainers we have now and then Iris/Cynthia/Battle Facility NPCs.

                I love LGPE for the catching aspect but everything else is such a mess. The fact that they have these 1v1 Pokemon battles in the postgame to see who raised their Pokemon better and all it amounts to is if you threw a bunch of candies at the Pokemon to make it overpowered or not is really dumb. Then you have SWSH where it's borderline impossible to lose unless you go into a Raid, and that's mainly because the Pokemon gets two turns to every one of yours, gains a shield, and all the AI partners are retards. At least PLA tried balancing and did alright even if the Strong/Agile system was poorly shown how it works.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i just like the monsters and the worldbuilding. tbf i haven't touched any of the recent games, i might pirate the new one because it looks a bit interesting but not good enough for me to want to pay for it. some of the spinoff games can be really good, though

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          omg pls tell me how do u pirate switch games

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i don't actually know because i haven't been interested enough in anything to do it yet sorry

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why is "kevin" the only one labelled here with a name?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        probably some inside joke for the author

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Peak childishness tends to occur during teenage years.

      You eventually either grow up and realize movies aren't games or you get locked into it for eternity and become a permanent mental child.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's like 4 guys at my work that all talk about the Pokemon TCG and the oldest of the bunch is 35. One of them is a 6'4 black guy and he's the biggest pokemon nerd of them all.
      I'm convinced the other three pretend to like pokemon because they want to simp for the large black guy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      idk phones?

      this is very accurate
      when you get out and go to uni/college you realize getting embarrassed over your hobbies (in my case drawing) is retarded

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tpbp

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i stopped enjoying pokemon in 2004 and never got back into it. i don't get the appeal after you beat the first two games, but then again i play megaman all the time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This cheeky fucker really put his name on his shirt.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and people on this board claim switch is a kid's console
    kids nowadays dont play consoles losers,i'm a teacher and i see what they do,they play phone games at best and watch streamers,so not even shows they watch anymore

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > I'm a teacher
      prove it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He posts on the pedo board so it checks out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and people on this board claim switch is a kid's console
      Are you suggesting those people are teenagers?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course they do. The zoomers can't claim it's a zoomer console because that's what they are, they can't claim it's for older people because that makes it seem mature, so the only option is to cry "children's toy"
      This is the way its been for over a decade.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i just think nintendo is so lame and boring
    19 btw

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kids nowadays only play phone games

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't grow up on Nintendo, so there's really no logical reason for them to like anything Nintendo related. All Nintendo games are pretty "childish" both in terms of how they present themselves and how they play, when you look at it from the outside, thus teenagers don't really want to touch it because it's not cool in any way.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ok but what about PC, PS5 and Xbox series?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're playing Fortnite

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo Switch is just baby toys made for kids! Shit graphics. Shit controllers. Shit games. My phone has better games than the Shitch.
    How do you do fellow kids.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Teens are trying their hardest to be boring and fit in with fleeting trends so as not to be perceived as immature. People generally mature in their 20s and realize their interests aren't that interesting and don't define who they are as a person. If your identity is based solely around your hobbies or profession you're a pretty boring person. Better to be mature than act mature.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Almost no one grows out of that phase, it's either their job or their hobby who defines them.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I keep those people at arm's length so they might as well not exist outside of clients who take every business transaction personally and treat business like a social game where you have to appease their ego and their "friends" to get anything done.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's pathetic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Leftists never grow out of this phase.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is some major false flagging. Rightwingers are all about their job and what they do with their money.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They don't care about trends though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > If your identity is based solely around your hobbies or profession you're a pretty boring person.
      What the fuck else do you base your identity on other than the acts you do? What do you base your identity on, your race?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody cares about what you do or what you like. It's how you do things and how you treat people that people remember.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you're homeless, nobody gives a shit how well you treat people and nobody will remember you. But when a celebrity like Keanu Reeves treats people well, then everyone acclaims him.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you're homeless you're doing things wrong and you're not treating yourself well. You are a person as well as everyone else. It's fine to not care about society as a whole but civilization has some certain unspoken goals and a mindset that is disrespectful to completely disregard. There's a place for everyone in this world, ditch diggers and all. To reject society completely is something else entirely.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's just how your brain is wired.
        I'm sure hobbies are race both play a role, but so does almost everything else.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >anime reaction image can not comprehend a holistic personality
        Sounds about right.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nintendo is a manchildren console. actual kids are watching thots dance on tiktok and spending their parent's money on mobile gacha.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im 19 and I literally only play Nintendo games. I put in my preorder for Pokemon Violet yesterday.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Violet
      I'm sorry bro...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I put in my preorder for Pokemon
      Are you seriously buying Pokémon?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's either children games or politically correct games.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, in my defense the only other Pokemon game I bought on Switch was Legends Arceus.

        >Violet
        I'm sorry bro...

        Sorry Scarletbro but I want to ride the bikemon. Past forms do look a million times better but I'll jsut trade.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DONT PREORDER
      there will be a copy on launch day, I promise you. Don't support the culture of paying for a game before they can give it to you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        who pays for a pre order? theyre $5

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Whether you buy the whole bill or give 5$ you are still giving money for something you can't have after the transaction

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            thats why you dont give the whole amount you give $5, live somewhere smaller and you gotta do it. i pre ordered shadow of the colossus remake and the shop only got 2 in so at least i didnt miss out.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >there will be a copy on launch day, I promise you.
        I remember when I was 10 years old and every single store ran out of copies of XY on launch day, and I could only get my copy of Y because I preordered. I wont be taking that risk man Im sorry.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this is 2022, that doesn't happen anymore. Not for fucking Pokemon

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I already preordered and will be getting my copy friday morning. Get over it.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I will not get over that the video game industry is treating us like cows to milk

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Idk if it's still the same these days but when I was at school everyone started to act "adult", which meant buying an Xbox, Nintendo was seen as kiddie shit. Then when you really get older you kind of look back and laugh at how immature it was. Or anyway you do when you're not crying because you've got to go to work again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      back in the days i was mocked for playing video games at all,nowadays video games are normie tier no one really cares if you play or not,its to be expected actually that everyone plays fortnite

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why don't teens like nintendo?
    The 22 year olds today were 16-17 when the Switch came out.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because teenagers view themselves as quote unquote mature, it's when they say Nintendo is kid stuff and they gravitate to 'mature' vidoegames, it's literally a defiant phase and they grow out of it, it's why Pokemon sold like shit in Gen 3 comparitively, the kids growing up with the series by and large became teenagers around that time and thought 'pokemon is for kids'.

    some people never lose this mentality though, they become Snoys.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    teens play cod, how new are you

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao the market for nintendo is literally manchildren nintentoddlers. you cant make this shit up at all.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Teenagers pretentious edgelords.

    They all go through a phase where they think they should be more mature than what they are. So they try to stop enjoying things they perceive as childish or immature. By the time you hit your 20s they'll realize none of that shit actually matters and go back to enjoying stuff again.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not edgy or grimdark enough.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a kid you want fun
    As a teen you want to be a succeful adult
    As an adult you miss fun

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Teens/zoomers don't play videogames in general.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They just watch streamers and do tiktok videos

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >(You)= Facebook, Ganker, reddit
      >Youngshits= Snap, tiktok, Insta
      >(You)= Morrowind, New Vegas, Dark Souls
      >Youngshits= Fortnite, CoD, Minecraft
      Go outside, retard. Tweens aren’t that different from you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >le everything is the same because it belongs to the same broad category

        yes retard, carving on caves is just like cloud storage.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nice job going off topic, dumbass. The point is that they play games. Just not the same lonely obscure chud games and websites you use

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Teenagers are too fixated on looking mature and popular for their peers so they disregard things that seem “childish” for their age group. Over time, they’ll learn that nobody gives a shit about what they enjoy and learn to be themselves.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they are trying very very hard to not be children so they are attracted to whatever is marketed as "adult"

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >spike for 22yos
    Boomers who were born in 2000 and grew up with the Wii.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're not a boomer if your birth year starts with 2.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're not a boomer if your birth year starts with 2.

      go back to faceberg

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they don't have money you fucking moron.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but 10 year olds do? what the fuck are you saying?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did your parents continue buying you toys at the same rate from age 5 to 18?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the allowance and budget for gifts got larger, if anything

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            well then there's the source of your misapprehension.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nintendo has always been for kids its why their games are so simple, repetitive and have cartoony graphics

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because that's the part of a person's life where they think they're "too grown up" to do certain things and teenagers love to pretend to be be adults. Then when they hit their 20s they realize they were fucking stupid and they go back to doing what they actually want to do without being embarrassed.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the BMI

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who the fuck would buy a dvd of The Ant Bully

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those who want to preserve the work of Alison Mack.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          W H O ?

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You had to have grown up with a gameboy, that's the only reason I can imagine people still cling to Nintendo.
    The age cutoff at 22 years is the same age you would have to be in order to be 8 years old when the iphone came out, IE born in 2000. If you had an iphone, you had zero reason to care about the gameboy or any of nintendo's handhelds.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people here act as if kids were getting iphones when that shit came out? Back then kids weren't allowed to have phones until they were like 13 years old or so. I was born in the 2000 and got my first smartphone when I was 14. All my classmates got their smartphones at that range too. We still grew up with the Game Boy Advance SP and Nintendo DS, no phones until we were teens.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know, they're retarded.
        I was born in '97 and has the same experience.

        Kids now might get smartphones, but they didn't when I was a kid. Even the rich kids. Plus internet safety was still a thing so people knew it was retarded to give kids access to the internet like that.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that every nintendo post on this board is literally some 35 year old fat dude playing yoshis island(a game made for mentally retarded 5 year olds)

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >specific spike for 22 year olds.
    What? Its such an oddly specific age, and yet the spike is insanely high. What's up with people born in 2000 and nintendo?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      probably the default year on whatever survey they sent out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kids getting a switch for christmas 2017 and making an online account 18

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i was born in '99, got a snes from my uncle in law in '03, coincidentally a week after i saw commercials for pm ttyd, which then made me obsess autistically about mario and nintendo
      it never went away and my switch is a smash, mario party and odyssey machine

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        or was it 2004? i forgot, but i got an n64 the next year
        got a gamecube on 2006 at a marked down price due to the wii coming out
        funnily enough i had no mario games at all until around 2010 when my aunt bought me used copies of sunshine and wario world

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because 22 is peak of intelligence and creativity.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they didn't grow up with Nintendo's golden age. They might have shit taste and be obsessed with phones and streamers, but at the end of the day all they see is mediocrity for 8 year olds. Which is ironic because 8 year olds don't care anymore either.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Be an old fag that got see the golden age of gaming and society.
      Zoomers will never know the feel of receiving the star fox 64 VHS tape in the mail.
      >vid related

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You're tellin' me that this rumble pack actually lets players FEEL...the game?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        More than anything else, I miss this sort of aggressive marketing vs other brands.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They play actual phone games where as manchildren have to be tricked into buying a nintendo phone to play their graphically dated and non innovative copy/pasted game sequels

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >delusional nintentards honestly think people actually BECOME interested in bing bing wahoo as they age
    The 20-30 years olds of the times are just falling back on their nostagia for better times. The same age group in future won't be nostalgic for nintendo titles (in the west) since they never played them.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nintendo is for babies everybody knows this so why would a teenager willingly buy nintendo baby toys and look like a fermented bean sucker
    Only nintendo fans are mid 30 losers with high estrogen

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GOD MOM I'M TOO OLD FOR NINTENDO I'M 14 I'M BASICALLY AN ADULT NOW

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly embarrassing how many teens think like this.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is everyone just talking about teens as if the literal children don't care anymore either. They care about as much as the 45 year olds do.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For todlers is easy, they have phones. It's not a big mystery whatsoever.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My cousins that aren't in their teens yet play Roblox. Their friends play Roblox. One of my cousins tried my Switch for about 3~5 minutes to try to play a game and stopped playing. They don't care about most video games or consoles.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >specific spike for 22
    Clearly underage kids making adult accounts when the switch released

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How is this any different from what happened with MLP?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because all video-games are for children.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the bronies never grew up with MLP. They were fans at age 20-30 and onward. (because they are retarded beyond scientific measure)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The difference is that MLP was actually good. Pokemon is basically gacha before they realized they could charge people real money for it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >MLP was actually good.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's interesting to think if Hasbro were smarter, MLP could have been competing with Pokemon as a household name. They had everything they needed, they just didn't do shit with it. If only they made a video game set in Equestria.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It absolutely couldn't. It would never be able to get past the stigma of being for girls in the eyes of most people.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'd still like to see a video game that they clearly should have made. Like Oblivion or Skyrim but with horses.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            In the 90's the stigma was that Pokemon was for little boys. It only changed when they grew up and turned into Funko pop-consuming Millennial manchildren.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes? Boys are a bigger market

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's too girly to ever get to that state, most gamers are boys so they wouldn't touch it and girls themselves, especially younger ones, aren't that interested in video games.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Or the actual logical reasoning being 13-17 year olds are intelligent enough to lie about their age and just pick 18-22 because you can't download M rated stuff and get restrictions

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why has Ganker become the comment box of other social media?

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the average nintendo user is a manchild

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too busy jerking off

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't know but if this is the case, Nintendo should steer away from the family fun and child friendly aspect of their games and join the grimdark adult fantasy big boy club.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is just people putting '2000' as their birth year.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not edgy or cool enough. That's what I thought 15 years ago when I was a teen and I'm sure that's what kids today think too. Teens want things that feel "adult", which to them means blood, sex, and swears.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    part of being a teenager is a rejection of fun

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Out of 100 MILLION Switches sold. But lol, let's pretend it's a low number because the group is fewer than the others by comparison. This is why statistics is inherently deceiving and retarded.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo products are specifically aimed at development-stunned MANchildren
    Cant be a manchild if youre still just a child

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they are not mature yet. Its once they refine their tastes in adulthood that they become interested in Nintendo

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The youngest teen was born around 2009, and the lower end would've had the Wii U as their first console. Doesn't take much thought to know why they may not like Nintendo honestly.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >highest is year 1999/2000
    literally just because of how easy it is to type in a survey
    if they let you do that you'd have 60% of users being 911 years old

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised, I games the most when I was a teen by 20 I had grown out of it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *Gamed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then why are you posting on a video games imageboard?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Still play the odd release, usually as a means to manipulate women

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo is for the developmentally challenged, children and manchildren who struggle to engage with things that aren't what they already know. If you're over 15 and play Nintendo congratulations, you're on your way to becoming the gamng equivalent of a disney adult.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i can't tell if those are briefs or panties

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    teens are too cool for kids games. that dip makes perfect sense

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Increasing Homosexual Population?

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That looks like a chinese demographic graph.
    Big problem Nintendo is facing if they can't attract the youth to their console.
    Of course it's a long term problem, not a short term one.

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo can attract them by adding fuggable waifu characters for 13 year old boys to fap to

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But they always had that. I was fapping to Malon and Saria even has a kid.

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo is very largely based on 90-00s childhood nostalgia. Current teens dont have that.

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nintendo fans are literally gaping mouth nu-males
    You cant make this shit up.

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Teens these days game to be social rather than game to genuinely enjoy the game. It's why Among Us, Fortnite, and and even Animal Crossing are such big sensations.

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why don't teens like nintendo?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't literal children like Nintendo?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because little kids are now trying to be like adults. The age of innocence is over.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because new nintendo is too focused on farming nostalgia. which literal children obviously don't have. nintendo knows who their target demographic is. it's not like the wii was.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fornite and Amongus is cooler, its not on mobile

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          those are DEAD old man.

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the fuck happened in the year 2000 to birth so many nintendies?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably the kids that grew up with the Wii/DS

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people born around 9/11 are more likely to play nintendo games

    Hmmm....

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the switch is boring i only play nintendo if im emulating an old game t. 19 y o

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IDK. By then, I was playing old shitty romhacks like Pokémon Snakewood on web emulators.

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this image saying that BotW is most popular with 5-6 year olds?

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >splatoon boomers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      woomers!

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    22 year olds were 6 when every house had a Nintendo Wii, so everyone grew up playing Wii games.

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo developed a perfect symbiotic relationship with consumers, consumers eat Nintendo's poopoo, and Nintendo feeds on consumers money.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can confirm. Babies LOVE ring fit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Women are also an extreme minority Nintendo mainly appeals too, but they are not represented on this graph, otherwise I would circle 30 year old moms in red.

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Don't mind me just curious what the post was.

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if Nintendo put something age gated in place 4 years ago. Which also caused the dip the years prior.

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't you have your 'edgy' phase when you were that young OP?

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The default birthday on Switch is 1/1/2000

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They play Fortnite, Apex, COD and GTA etc. Nintendo is for nostalgia fags and manchildren. Why do you think there’s so many Nintendofags on this board?

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People over 60 playing splat3

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